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If you masturbate with your right hand, you're masturbating with Jesus. If you masturbate with your left, that's Satan.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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It's a, whatchacallit, two-handed job.
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If you do it two-handed, that's Manichaeism.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Classic DnD adventures
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@Prak Anima:
Actually, the japanese Porn Industry is sorely lacking MEN.
http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/eat-d ... 67639.html
Yes, that's 10k women versus about 70 men . .
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Uh, dude, Japan wasn't represented in that image at all. The Asian country was China
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You can buy those dungeon play-throughs as posters now.
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Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun and A Certain Scientific Railgun, respectively.
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Well, the muslims'll be pissed.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

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Yeah, Metalheads just want a fight. With anyone. Themselves if that's what it takes.
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That's what headbanging is. They want a fight but have no one to fight, so they just thrash around to fight their own spinal cord.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Metal fans in the US are a never-ending source of amusement. See, the density of fans is really low here compared to Europe so prior to the internets the whole "metal scene" in any given smallish city would end up being like, two dozen people, tops. Each of these tiny cliques would each develop their own stupid true metalhead shibboleths, so while the US is no match for other countries when it comes to genre diversity we've somehow managed to remain competitive when it comes to deeply stupid schisms. The best part however is when US fans go to say, the UK and realize that many metalheads there are actually the closest thing Britain has to hippies.
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and now for something a bit more juvenile in nature:
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Prak_Anima wrote:If you masturbate with your right hand, you're masturbating with Jesus. If you masturbate with your left, that's Satan.
...feet?
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Occluded Sun wrote:
Prak_Anima wrote:If you masturbate with your right hand, you're masturbating with Jesus. If you masturbate with your left, that's Satan.
...feet?
Left foot is Buddha, right foot is Vishnu.
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Mind blown. Thanks, Count.
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