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holy shit I'm lolling
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You do not seem to do anything.
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Hadouken's legal in soccer, right?

also:
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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this is possibly the most important image in the history of human...history


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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Magic: the Gathering comics:
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Found this on the local newspaper's sportsfan pages:

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I know I said I was boycotting football, but does your team have a wide receiver with over 9000 sacks?

Howabout one who apparently retired from play when he was merely 6 years old and was eligible for the draft 5 years before he was even born.
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that's got to be a typo
Bruce Smith is the current record holder for most career sacks, at 200.
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It's not a simple typo, it's a massive pile of database fail"

The name and birthdate/place match up. Everything else is somebody else's stats, mislabelled and likely overlapping. Because we know nobody has thousands of sacks, so that's probably some other player's receiving yards total labelled as sacks.
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Oh Jesus, I'm laughing so hard it actually hurts. I know I've read it before, but it does this to me every fucking time. Thanks man, haha.
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Yeah.
Had the same Problem.
At work of all places ^^#
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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First of all, one can never be dissapointed at a camera with a good multi-shot feature. But sometimes a photo is almost too good. I made this one into a motivational poster.

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What the fuck, tzor.
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If it's not obvious (to any one who has played baseball) she's gripping the bat like a golf club. FORE!

What did you think I was saying? :mrgreen:
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tzor wrote:If it's not obvious (to any one who has played baseball) she's gripping the bat like a golf club. FORE!

What did you think I was saying? :mrgreen:
Tzor, there are so many things wrong with that picture and post that, if you can't already see them, would do me no good to enumerate.

See how unhelpful responses like that are? Still, I'm trying to imagine a justification or scenario for this image that doesn't result in you looking like a pedophile or an asshole.

You wanna help a brother out, or shall we continue thinking the worst?
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He's trying for a "haha, girls can't play sports" joke. The problem is, it comes off as "haha, she's holding the bat like a dick." joke.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Prak_Anima wrote:He's trying for a "haha, girls can't play sports" joke. The problem is, it comes off as "haha, she's holding the bat like a dick." joke.
Well, not to mention the implication that he personally took the picture. Which means he's either photographing a child he knows (making him an asshole for turning that into a crude meme), or he's just randomly photographing 12 year old girls (making him yet another creeper).

The "haha, girls can't play sports" joke is just misogynist icing on the cake.
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Looks like a masturbation joke to me, which is of course super gross.
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