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This is the non-political news thread. I think you wanted the non-U.S. political news thread. But while we're talking about France, National Front kicked ass in the latest regional elections.Longes wrote:And more about France. After Paris Attacks, French Cops Want to Block Tor and Forbid Free Wi-Fi.
Europe looks a little more fucked every day. It's... genuinely horrifying. I knew abstractly that shit was going to get bad when the "austerity, always and forever" camp prevailed in the Greek crisis, but I was expecting it to play out much differently. A far-right nationalist party would sweep a small periphery state, turn it into a fascist hellhole, and then the elites would fucking panic and something would happen - not necessarily something good, but there'd at least be a change in strategy when far-right anti-establishment movements started winning governments. But instead of that, it's 2015 and France's current centre-left leaders are building a police state that far-right nationalists might very plausibly be holding the reins of within the next decade.
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They are, somehwat, trying to counter it at least, if i understood it corectly . .
one of the centre/left parties in france that's smaller than the national front has decided to not have their own candidates for the next election and rather work together with a left/centre party that's bigger than the national front so the left/centre front is closed against the right.
one of the centre/left parties in france that's smaller than the national front has decided to not have their own candidates for the next election and rather work together with a left/centre party that's bigger than the national front so the left/centre front is closed against the right.
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
Well, unless the centre-left leaders ban opposing political parties and candidates. That is where abuse of emergency powers goes, after all.DSMatticus wrote: But instead of that, it's 2015 and France's current centre-left leaders are building a police state that far-right nationalists might very plausibly be holding the reins of within the next decade.
Not that it's a particularly better outcome that way.
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wonder what a centre/leftist police state would look like . .
probably like something straigh out of jeremy clarksons nightmares.
probably like something straigh out of jeremy clarksons nightmares.
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
I'm guessing basically take any description of any police state ever and do a find-replace on the identities of political opponents. They'll just accuse people they don't like of hate speech instead of being Jewish/Communist/Capitalist. They've already used emergency powers activated in response to an Islamic terror attack to arrest climate protesters, so it's not like they haven't already set a precedent of arresting people for disagreeing with them rather than being associated with a group that they're using as a justification for being allowed to arrest people indiscriminately.
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DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.
Why are we, and apparently the far left in France, pretending that the party built on oppressing Muslims and Silencing Climate Change Protesters is a centre left party?
I mean, yeah they haven't specifically told the poor white people to go die in a ditch yet... but like, if the Democrats tomorrow revealed their new plan going forward as "We would like to oppress black people and disband all unions" would we still call them a center-left party?
EDIT: Nevermind, I just realized I was describing FDR/Truman, so I guess we would still consider them center-left.
I mean, yeah they haven't specifically told the poor white people to go die in a ditch yet... but like, if the Democrats tomorrow revealed their new plan going forward as "We would like to oppress black people and disband all unions" would we still call them a center-left party?
EDIT: Nevermind, I just realized I was describing FDR/Truman, so I guess we would still consider them center-left.
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Lacking from your examples: centre.Occluded Sun wrote:There were examples. They were called the USSR, the Khmer Rouge, the People's Republic.Stahlseele wrote:wonder what a centre/leftist police state would look like ..
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Everything repeats itself.
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/consume ... ck-n373611
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/consume ... ck-n373611
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I'm pretty sure it's a parody of Dilbert, akin to Garfield Minus Garfield, albeit based on Adams' mysogynistic views. I don't think he's expressly an MRA, just a blatant mysogynistic asshole.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Pretty much. I'm lucky that I stopped finding Dilbert particularly funny a good five years before his stupid views were becoming apparent.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
It's Dilbert using quotes from Adam's blog. I'm not sure which of the bewildering array of acronyms for misogynistic assholes he can be most closely associated with.
DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.
Knowing it's lines from his blog makes it even better
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Was wondering how they had so many quotes of him saying monstrous things, given that I couldn't see any reason anyone would want to interview him, but I guess blog makes sense.
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It's hard to find the quotes though. Scott Adams deleted the blog post they came from after people called him out on it. Someone saved the article and put it on their blog, but eventually deleted it as well. Fortunately the Wayback Machine has us covered!
Adams' reasoning for deleting his article, listed in a comments section of an article on his post.
Adams' reasoning for deleting his article, listed in a comments section of an article on his post.
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