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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:07 am
by Chamomile
DSMatticus wrote:This is an asynchronous communication medium. We are very specifically not having a conversation, and nothing anyone says will ever interrupt anything anyone else says.
Chamomile wrote:So I realize that this is a general thread and bringing up sudden tangents is actually totally normal and accepted.
Glad we're in agreement, I guess?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:39 am
by DSMatticus
SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS WEATHER WE'RE HAVING. IT'S CERTAINLY SOMETHING, ISN'T IT? THERE'S WEATHER ALL OVER THE PLACE. WELL CAN'T LAZE ABOUT MAKING SMALL TALK ALL DAY SEE YOU AROUND.

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:41 am
by Chamomile

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:58 pm
by Ancient History
Someone challenged me to write an excerpt from FIFTY SHADES OF MAPLE SYRUP - designed for a Canadian audience:

She couldn't meet his gaze. "You find yourself in a very...sticky situation, Miss Quire." All she could see was the shining knife in his hands, the golden syrup yet untouched on the table, pregnant with possibilities. "But I might yet have a use for that tongue of yours." Her knees shivered, suddenly weak.

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:04 pm
by Occluded Sun
Make it a spatula instead, and you're golden.

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:05 pm
by Count Arioch the 28th
Despite statins making my life a lot harder, I'm making gains in the gym. Judging by my new max deadlift I've gained 3 points of STR in the past 3 months... Still embarrassingly low but hey, progress!

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:17 am
by TiaC
Therefore, you must have gained 12 levels!

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 3:16 am
by erik
Or god help you, you're playing Rifts and took Athletics and Physical Labor.

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 7:59 pm
by Fwib
TiaC wrote:Therefore, you must have gained 12 levels!
Doesn't having used a Manual of Gainful Exercise fit the known facts better?

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 11:48 pm
by Maxus
I once tried to argue for a strength/con increase through roleplaying because my paladin did pushups and jogged when he got up in the mornings.

Of course, the ROLEplaying, not ROLLplaying DM didn't give it to me...

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 12:29 am
by Shrapnel
I just wanted to apologize, profusely, for overreacting the other day. Most of it was uncalled for.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 1:06 am
by fbmf
Shrapnel wrote:I just wanted to apologize, profusely, for overreacting the other day. Most of it was uncalled for.
That may be a first for the Den.

Game On,
fbmf

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 1:09 am
by Shrapnel
One of us had to do someday.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 2:21 am
by Prak
It's not, I've apologized for stuff too.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 2:53 am
by Count Arioch the 28th
I try not to apologize for anything anymore. It's a useless gesture.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:07 am
by Zaranthan
I apologize for everything Count Arioch has ever done, including picking the wrong pony for his avatar.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:15 am
by Count Arioch the 28th
Bro, I don't think you quite realize what a tall order that is...

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:24 am
by Ancient History
Let the Sin-Eater do his job.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:01 am
by Zaranthan
You don't understand! The wall needs FRESH blood! When it dries, it's the wrong COLOR!

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 5:10 am
by Prak
All my yes for the JTHM reference

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 7:42 pm
by Ancient History
My facsimile of the Voynich Manuscript arrived!

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:02 pm
by angelfromanotherpin
Is it as incomprehensible as you hoped?

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:15 pm
by Ancient History
Indeed!

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2015 1:33 am
by Count Arioch the 28th

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:05 am
by erik