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GAAAH!
I haven't seen the new Star Wars, and I'm not going to see it for at least another week! AND THERE ARE SO MANY SPOILERS ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES.
Must. Resist. Looking at. Star Wars thread.
I haven't seen the new Star Wars, and I'm not going to see it for at least another week! AND THERE ARE SO MANY SPOILERS ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES.
Must. Resist. Looking at. Star Wars thread.
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
My brother and his fam won't be in town until next week and they stated they were waiting to see it until in Indy so I said if they could wait then so could we. I feel stupid now for that claim and am in the same boat as ya Shrapnel. I warned my wife last night that I might lose my will and sneak out for a midnight showing but I stayed strong.
I've been playing a LOT of video games since Star Wars came out.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
I'm at Christmas dinner with my family.
To my knowledge, I'm the only liberal in the room... And apparently my family mostly likes Trump.
*sigh*
To my knowledge, I'm the only liberal in the room... And apparently my family mostly likes Trump.
*sigh*
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
- Stahlseele
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It's christmas.
I am home alone.
I just had a frozen pizza warmed up.
And i still feel that's better than what you have going on there.
I am home alone.
I just had a frozen pizza warmed up.
And i still feel that's better than what you have going on there.
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
The real kicker is that I was driving, so I couldn't drink anywhere near as much as I needed to.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
- Count Arioch the 28th
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Look for chinese? Denny's is also usually open.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
- Count Arioch the 28th
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Tried both, no luck at this hour (granted, this is a crappy midwest town and it normally shuts down at 2100, there's only like 2-3 places that would be open this late and I tried them all). Ah well...
In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
This is where I would say something like "step one- move to a better place," but I gotta imagine the cost of living there is pretty good, at least comparatively.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
- Count Arioch the 28th
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I live in a place that's easy to make money in but hard to spend money. That's a good spot for me to be at this stage in my life (although considering my health has gone to shit in the last couple years I may not live to see 50 anyhow, but who knows?)
In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
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I feel your pain. I think I'm just going to start slapping my grandfather in the face everytime he utters something factually incorrect.Prak wrote:I'm at Christmas dinner with my family.
To my knowledge, I'm the only liberal in the room... And apparently my family mostly likes Trump.
*sigh*
The most dangerous game is man. The most entertaining game is Broadway Puppy Ball. The most weird game is Esoteric Bear.
I was fortunate to be far enough away from my uncle and grandmother to just hear that they like Trump and Cruz, and want them on the same ticket, not any bullshit "facts"
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Currently trapped at home because of the tornado that hit nearby. All of the emergency vehicles have the roads blocked. Fortunately, we have water and my phone battery has a great charge, but I am bored sitting here in the dark.
Come see Sprockets & Serials
How do you confuse a barbarian?
Put a greatsword a maul and a greataxe in a room and ask them to take their pick
How do you confuse a barbarian?
Put a greatsword a maul and a greataxe in a room and ask them to take their pick
EXPLOSIVE RUNES!
It is for this reason my family owns multiple decks of cards and board games.virgil wrote:Currently trapped at home because of the tornado that hit nearby. All of the emergency vehicles have the roads blocked. Fortunately, we have water and my phone battery has a great charge, but I am bored sitting here in the dark.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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That blue dot to the side is where I live. Glad I have a friend nearby that I was able to crash with, and that I didn't live along the red line...
Come see Sprockets & Serials
How do you confuse a barbarian?
Put a greatsword a maul and a greataxe in a room and ask them to take their pick
How do you confuse a barbarian?
Put a greatsword a maul and a greataxe in a room and ask them to take their pick
EXPLOSIVE RUNES!
- Stahlseele
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Yeeaah . . THAT is a bit too close for comfort o.o
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
Happy New Year to you too! Mine came almost ten hours ago, though.Longes wrote:Happy new year, everyone!
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I had a lady over and she was cuddling with my cat and asked what its name was. I told her that it's name was Chewie and the lady called me a nerd but ended up getting mauled shortly after I explained that I only named the kitty that because she bites anything that moves quickly. Almost funny enough to make up for not getting laid.
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bears fall, everyone dies
Heh, we named one cat Kirby for her appetite. It has caused some confusion since all our cats are female and one of my friends has it in his head that Kirby must be a boy's name since he always calls her a "him". I never thought video game Kirby had a gender at all, and the only other Kirby's I know of are Kirby by their family name, not their first name. *shrug*