Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 11:57 pm

"What's a monologue?"
"What's a vagina?"

Mistborn · Post by **Mistborn** » Sun Oct 11, 2015 1:29 pm

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Sun Oct 11, 2015 10:52 pm

http://tamarinfrog.deviantart.com/art/N ... -552802025

maglag · Post by **maglag** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:53 am

You know, most of our own world is covered in water, but that didn't stop our ancestors from evolving into beings that drown quite easily. And now we're more worried about colonizing the lifeless sterile balls of rocks surrounded by deadly vacuum above our heads than the oceans filled with natural resources and life right near our doorsteps.

So I would say Nintendo nailed that one pretty good.

Korwin · Post by **Korwin** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 7:39 am

Not really an Image Macro...

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 7:46 am

Grek · Post by **Grek** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:28 pm

maglag wrote:You know, most of our own world is covered in water, but that didn't stop our ancestors from evolving into beings that drown quite easily. And now we're more worried about colonizing the lifeless sterile balls of rocks surrounded by deadly vacuum above our heads than the oceans filled with natural resources and life right near our doorsteps.

This is because the natural resources of space include stuff like "sunlight", "house sized lumps of non-oxidized metal" and "ice" while the ocean has such wonderful things as "salty water", "fish" and "active fucking volcanoes" going for it. There's a reason why people haven't tried colonizing the ocean.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:11 pm

Well, except for the Dutch.

Longes · Post by **Longes** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:18 pm

"Equal Marriage"

Longes · Post by **Longes** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 7:18 am

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 2:27 pm

Perfect. Just... perfect.

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 4:16 pm

Covent · Post by **Covent** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:57 pm

Real Tokyo Metro Poster...

Longes · Post by **Longes** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:37 pm

It's a fake, of course, but here's a collection of the real posters:

Covent · Post by **Covent** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:51 pm

Ah. Thought I would at least get a "Really?".

Those are the real ones though yea.

ishy · Post by **ishy** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 9:04 am

maglag · Post by **maglag** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 1:22 pm

Grek wrote:
maglag wrote:You know, most of our own world is covered in water, but that didn't stop our ancestors from evolving into beings that drown quite easily. And now we're more worried about colonizing the lifeless sterile balls of rocks surrounded by deadly vacuum above our heads than the oceans filled with natural resources and life right near our doorsteps.
This is because the natural resources of space include stuff like "sunlight", "house sized lumps of non-oxidized metal" and "ice" while the ocean has such wonderful things as "salty water", "fish" and "active fucking volcanoes" going for it. There's a reason why people haven't tried colonizing the ocean.

You do realize that there's plenty of mineral resources at the ocean's floor, right? What we can extract from dry land is less than half than what's covered in water.

Including oil. Which leads to oil companies building what are basically small villages in the middle of all that salty water.

My point being that there's not nearly enough underwater-based fantasy nowadays.

I blame it in a vampire conspiracy. Of course they would love to get their food away from all that pesky water that can stop/kill vampires. And it's not like they need to breathe so complete lack of oxygen is not an issue.
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Fuck, Grek is a vampire!

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 1:47 pm

maglag wrote:I blame it in a vampire conspiracy. Of course they would love to get their food away from all that pesky water that can stop/kill vampires. And it's not like they need to breathe so complete lack of oxygen is not an issue.
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Fuck, Grek is a vampire!

hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 6:45 pm

Darth Rabbitt wrote:
maglag wrote:I blame it in a vampire conspiracy. Of course they would love to get their food away from all that pesky water that can stop/kill vampires. And it's not like they need to breathe so complete lack of oxygen is not an issue.
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Fuck, Grek is a vampire!

That's the reverse vampire conspiracy. They sleep at night and are active during the day.

The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.

Longes wrote:

Search your deck for an artifact land and exile it. Search your deck for an artifact land and put it in your hand.

"This doesn't look like Japan."

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:34 am

Hey Koumei, need a new sweatshirt?

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 8:19 pm

This is from an actual article.

hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 1:52 am

Darth Rabbitt wrote:
This is from an actual article.

The Article wrote: Turns out, I’m not alone. Many people want to munch on some adorable, squishy baby cheeks. I’m sure you’ve heard—or even said—the following: “That baby is so cute, I just want to eat her up.” But don’t worry, it’s totally normal. In fact, wanting to consume little bits of cuteness may be a good thing. Science even says so.

Swift was right!

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:55 pm

name_here · Post by **name_here** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 4:13 pm

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 4:17 pm