Holy Shit

OgreBattle · Post by **OgreBattle** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:54 am

Internet forums are kind of like internet pornography, you go on to jerk off. In the former, it is to jerk off to your own ideas and at the end of the day you really haven't accomplished much.

What makes the Den stand out... The Den is about the equivalent of an S&M fetish. The Den's favorite way of jerking it is to have hurr durr arguments that run on for dozens of pages. Some of it raise interesting points, but most of it is just slinging cum on the walls. Like strangulation to get an erection, being a huge [EDITED] gets you off even stronger. Occasionally Frank struts out in intimidating 12" stiletto thigh highs, a thick, fearsome whip (which is a situational weapon choice, by the way) taut in his firm grip, and you put on your gimp suits, anticipating the lashing of his sharp tongue with a perverse quiver.

Chamomile · Post by **Chamomile** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:01 am

I think it's been pretty well established by now that no one really wants to talk to Frank.

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:02 am

OgreBattle wrote:Internet forums are kind of like internet pornography, you go on to jerk off. In the former, it is to jerk off to your own ideas and at the end of the day you really haven't accomplished much.

What makes the Den stand out... The Den is about the equivalent of an S&M fetish. The Den's favorite way of jerking it is to have hurr durr arguments that run on for dozens of pages. Some of it raise interesting points, but most of it is just slinging cum on the walls. Like strangulation to get an erection, being a huge [EDITED] gets you off even stronger. Occasionally Frank struts out in intimidating 12" stiletto thigh highs, a thick, fearsome whip (which is a situational weapon choice, by the way) taut in his firm grip, and you put on your gimp suits, anticipating the lashing of his sharp tongue with a perverse quiver.

Awesome.

I'm so sigging this.

RadiantPhoenix · Post by **RadiantPhoenix** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:11 am

OgreBattle wrote:Internet forums are kind of like internet pornography, you go on to jerk off. In the former, it is to jerk off to your own ideas and at the end of the day you really haven't accomplished much.

What makes the Den stand out... The Den is about the equivalent of an S&M fetish. The Den's favorite way of jerking it is to have hurr durr arguments that run on for dozens of pages. Some of it raise interesting points, but most of it is just slinging cum on the walls. Like strangulation to get an erection, being a huge [EDITED] gets you off even stronger. Occasionally Frank struts out in intimidating 12" stiletto thigh highs, a thick, fearsome whip (which is a situational weapon choice, by the way) taut in his firm grip, and you put on your gimp suits, anticipating the lashing of his sharp tongue with a perverse quiver.

A Man In Black · Post by **A Man In Black** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:49 am

OgreBattle wrote:Internet forums are kind of like internet pornography, you go on to jerk off. In the former, it is to jerk off to your own ideas and at the end of the day you really haven't accomplished much.

What makes the Den stand out... The Den is about the equivalent of an S&M fetish. The Den's favorite way of jerking it is to have hurr durr arguments that run on for dozens of pages. Some of it raise interesting points, but most of it is just slinging cum on the walls. Like strangulation to get an erection, being a huge [EDITED] gets you off even stronger. Occasionally Frank struts out in intimidating 12" stiletto thigh highs, a thick, fearsome whip (which is a situational weapon choice, by the way) taut in his firm grip, and you put on your gimp suits, anticipating the lashing of his sharp tongue with a perverse quiver.

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Vebyast · Post by **Vebyast** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:14 am

That... that went somewhere terrible.

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:36 am

Given how utterly pointless this thread has become was from the start, I may as well go off topic here. Man In Black, where is your sig from? One of the topics created by that spambot?

DSMatticus · Post by **DSMatticus** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:27 am

OgreBattle wrote:Occasionally Frank struts out in intimidating 12" stiletto thigh highs, a thick, fearsome whip (which is a situational weapon choice, by the way) taut in his firm grip, and you put on your gimp suits, anticipating the lashing of his sharp tongue with a perverse quiver.

Sooo... That Troglodyte photo in After Sundown. That's Frank, right? I got bored for five minutes and this happened:

Mostly not safe for work, or consumption by the human mind: http://tinypic.com/r/2h591ms/5

Spoilered AND warned you not to click it.

I would apologize for the general shittiness, but really, you should be grateful it's so shitty. You don't really want a convincing shop of this, do you?

I also apologize to Frank, everyone here, and myself. Really, this has been a shameful experience for everyone.

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:44 am

There's not enough orange there for that to be Frank.

Post by **fbmf** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:55 am

Chamomile wrote:I think it's been pretty well established by now that no one really wants to talk to Frank.

By who?

Game On,
fbmf

A Man In Black · Post by **A Man In Black** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:23 pm

Koumei wrote:Given how utterly pointless this thread has become was from the start, I may as well go off topic here. Man In Black, where is your sig from? One of the topics created by that spambot?

My sig is always spambot gibberish, links and any other promotional nonsense extracted.

Chamomile · Post by **Chamomile** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:25 pm

fbmf wrote:
Chamomile wrote:I think it's been pretty well established by now that no one really wants to talk to Frank.
By who?

The International Department of Opinions and Preferences.

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:29 pm

fbmf wrote:
Chamomile wrote:I think it's been pretty well established by now that no one really wants to talk to Frank.
By who?

Game On,
fbmf

The people who showed up 6 months ago and think they are the most respected Den posters.

Chamomile · Post by **Chamomile** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:11 pm

Some day, Kaelik, you will realize there is more than one way to read that sentence.

Pseudo Stupidity · Post by **Pseudo Stupidity** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:19 pm

Sentences: Kind of like reeses.

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:25 pm

Chamomile wrote:Some day, Kaelik, you will realize there is more than one way to read that sentence.

There are lots of ways to read the sentence. All of them include you thinking you are "increasingly respected" which is a joke.

You might notice how in gaming debates even the people who agree with you completely ignore everything you type, and don't defend you when other people call your points stupid, and don't cite you ever. The reason is because they are embarrassed to have you agreeing with them. Just like when PR or GX agrees with someone in a politics discussion. Yes, when people are stupid and wrong, they statistically must fall on my side sometimes, but it's still embarrassing to be on the same side as team racist, or, in gaming discussions, on the same side as you.

You are not increasingly respected. You were respected most on May 2 2011, and it's been all downhill since. I choose to parody your stupid sentence even more above, because now some whiny shit who doesn't know anything is talking about how it was decided that no one wants to hear from Frank, which is of course, fucking wrong, because even people who hate Frank and everything he stands for (like WoF) still want to hear from him. But even people who agree with everything you defend still wish you would stop posting.

Seerow · Post by **Seerow** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:30 pm

There are lots of ways to read the sentence. All of them include you thinking you are "increasingly respected" which is a joke.

To be fair, I read the sentence as each progressive person Frank put on ignore was more respected than the last. So if Chamomile was the first, he would be saying he was the least respected of the group, while whoever got ignored after was more respected than him, and so on. How that actually measures up with reality I don't know, because I'm not even sure who all got put on ignore, let alone what order. But it is a way to read it that isn't necessarily a self-inflated ego.

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:02 pm

Seerow wrote:
There are lots of ways to read the sentence. All of them include you thinking you are "increasingly respected" which is a joke.
To be fair, I read the sentence as each progressive person Frank put on ignore was more respected than the last. So if Chamomile was the first, he would be saying he was the least respected of the group, while whoever got ignored after was more respected than him, and so on. How that actually measures up with reality I don't know, because I'm not even sure who all got put on ignore, let alone what order. But it is a way to read it that isn't necessarily a self-inflated ego.

That would be a possibly correct reading of the sentence, "Frank has put on ignore four increasingly respectable posters." But the "we are now up to four increasingly..." by placing the time first, causes the increasingly to apply to all four posters at once at the current moment, without respect to the order events happened to them in the past.

DSMatticus · Post by **DSMatticus** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:26 pm

While this conversation is very, very dumb and I really don't want to encourage it, I believe Chamomile's intended reading is "getting ignored by Frank makes you more respectable." Which is not at all a statement about absolute respectability, it's more like "got ignored by Frank? Must be doing at least one thing right."

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:41 pm

DSMatticus wrote:While this conversation is very, very dumb and I really don't want to encourage it, I believe Chamomile's intended reading is "getting ignored by Frank makes you more respectable." Which is not at all a statement about absolute respectability, it's more like "got ignored by Frank? Must be doing at least one thing right."

I do not think that this was his meaning, but it is certainly within the realm of possibility. It's also even more retarded than what I think he meant, and I am willing to double down and calling him an idiot if he decides to clarify that is his meaning.

Username17 · Post by **Username17** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:20 pm

Koumei wrote:There's not enough orange there for that to be Frank.

Yeah, needs more orange.

-Username17

RadiantPhoenix · Post by **RadiantPhoenix** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:07 pm

FrankTrollman wrote:
Koumei wrote:There's not enough orange there for that to be Frank.
Yeah, needs more orange.

-Username17

See, that makes me want to actually shoop it together...

A Man In Black · Post by **A Man In Black** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:04 am

The Gaming Den: Mostly Just Profanity And Terrifying Slash Fanfiction

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:19 am

Over 9000 milliseconds in GIMP

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:12 am

Orange is pretty hard to get, as it turns out. This is the best I could do:

And yes, Frank has become the most illustrated member of TGD. In a truly frightening way.