Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.

Maxus · Post by **Maxus** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:21 pm

Old joke:

Three preachers and their wives are in a horrible car accident. All six of them die. They go to the Pearly Gates for judgment.

Saint Peter looks at the first preacher and says, "You can't come in here. You loved money too much. You loved money so much, you married a woman because her name was Penny. Get out of here!"

He looks at the second preacher and says, "You can't come in here. You loved liquor too much. You loved drinking so much, you married a woman because her name was Sherry. Get out of here!"

The third preacher turns to his wife and says, "Well, Fanny, we might as well give it up..."

tzor · Post by **tzor** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:34 pm

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:54 pm

I love a good chemistry joke.

sabs · Post by **sabs** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:08 pm

http://www.dhmo.org/truth/Dihydrogen-Monoxide.html

We should take a stand to ban this dangerous Chemical substance! The liberal media has been ignoring this subject for too long.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:45 pm

RobbyPants wrote:I love a good chemistry joke.

I told a chemistry joke once.
No reaction.

fectin · Post by **fectin** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:00 pm

That is a great joke. Penn & Teller did a signature drive for one of their shows, but it's a classic troll. Unfortunately, when people don't take the time to educate themselves on the environment, it can really undermine the whole movement's credibility.
For example, biodiversity is a huge deal. Everyone gets warm and fuzzy about the plight of cheetahs, because they're basically giant kitties. You'll hear a lot less outcry about other deserving species though. Right now, African communities are on track to wipe out an entire macroscopic species by the end of the year (Dracunculus) through habitat destruction and deliberate slaughter.

More info at http://bit.ly/dt9wvH

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:12 pm

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:58 am

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:07 am

HAHAHAHAHA

Psychic Robot · Post by **Psychic Robot** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:10 am

okay that one is pretty funny

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:24 am

Who is the guy? From context Imma guess GRRMartin?

name_here · Post by **name_here** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:48 am

Ayup. I find myself amused as well. Who is the woman, though? Rowling?

Jilocasin · Post by **Jilocasin** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:49 am

Yeah, it's Rowling.

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:52 am

This image macro thread needs more image macros.

erik · Post by **erik** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:42 am

I zoomed in on the looong comic with the blue whale and it did me no good because it was all pixelated and I haven't put points into my CSI Zoom-In skill (I know, I know, crappy min-maxing on my part).

Any chance for a legible version?

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:15 am

erik wrote:I zoomed in on the looong comic with the blue whale and it did me no good because it was all pixelated and I haven't put points into my CSI Zoom-In skill (I know, I know, crappy min-maxing on my part).

Any chance for a legible version?

Photobucket has now messed up at least 2 of my comic uploads that way. I'll try a mediafire link. No pun intended. But first, 2 more images while I boot up the other computer. There should be an edit to this post pretty soon.

EDIT:
How does this work? No Photobucket conversion should cut down on the image corruption.
http://www.mediafire.com/?93ub9cdu7o2aa3a

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:26 pm

Well, I never had interest in exalted and I knew nothing about it. Now I know a lot about it and I definitely have no interest.

But it was funny.

ishy · Post by **ishy** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:09 am

At least In Libya they don't think bards are silly

violence in the media · Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:41 am

I dig the dude on the left that went to war in his flip-flops.

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:03 pm

violence in the media wrote:I dig the dude on the left that went to war in his flip-flops.

I noticed that, and also, all of the "trash" on the streets is brass casings.

Chamomile · Post by **Chamomile** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:08 pm

There's something poetic about how the casings look like common litter or fallen leaves.

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:45 pm

Chamomile wrote:There's something poetic about how the casings look like common litter or fallen leaves.

Yeah, when there's that many of them!

"Get the rakes, children! We'll make piles for you to jump in!"

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 5:16 pm

Hey, those are phat lewts...a friend of gets (buys) the scrap near a US artillery range for resale, suprisingly amount of money there.

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:04 pm

Doom wrote:Hey, those are phat lewts...a friend of gets (buys) the scrap near a US artillery range for resale, suprisingly amount of money there.

In some places, scrap metal is valuable enough for people to make significant amounts of money cannibalizing commemorative bronze plaques and aluminum garbage containers. I'm doing some research for the East Bay Regional Park District right now, and its really interesting seeing what problems face parks next to highly urbanized zones with recycling centers.

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And Photobucket does something weird to my comic upload once again.

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:19 pm

Penultimate page of Batman Year Minus One.

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Stole this from CHina Mieville's BLog post.