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I'm sure that will make his dates comfortable.
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Ancient History wrote:
Occluded Sun wrote:Isn't it illegal to own human skulls? I'm reasonably sure it is where I live.
Nah, some US states have restrictions on buying and selling human bones, but that's about it. The artist gets most of his material from damaged medical displays.
I wonder how much he'd charge to build a throne.
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Given the demand for real skulls and the resultant pricing*, I would probably go with some PVC or other material replicas for a throne due to the sheer number you would need.


* http://www.skullsunlimited.com/record_family.php?id=227

http://humanskullforsale.com/how-and-wh ... man-skull/

Unless you can provide your own of course. ;)
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One other side effect of this election: folks are actively art-trolling Scott Adams on twitter.
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One other side effect of this election: folks are actively art-trolling Scott Adams on twitter.
This is from 2015, but I endorse any trolling done on Scott Adams.
http://abgcomics.com/post/126442538026/ ... uch-a-very
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PVP did it in 2009.
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"Donald Trump can't read this but it still scares him"
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I approve of this nuisance committee and hope they continue their good work.
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The nuisance committee is apparently also the makers of Cards Against Humanity.
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Are those real books? Please tell me those are real books. I will never read anything again unless those are legit. Maybe.
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Learning to Play With a Lion’s Testicles: Unexpected Gifts From the Animals of Africa

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Couldn't find A Passion for Monkeys with five seconds of looking, and I can't be bothered to put more effort in. I did find this gem during the search though, so not all is lost.
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You may not have found the second book because they're donkeys not monkeys. ;)

Book is Here {amazon}
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Pixels wrote:Couldn't find A Passion for Monkeys with five seconds of looking, and I can't be bothered to put more effort in. I did find this gem during the search though, so not all is lost.
Oh my god, the reviews on that are hilarious.

And, yay! I can keep reading books.
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Apparently in the jojo verse I'm a villain who infects everyone within the city with deadly disease that may or may not turn them into zombies until the hero's find out where I am and come kill me.

「STAND MASTER」 Kaelik
「STAND NAME」 Les Hell
「ABILITY」 Carries disease
https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/67239 ... ad91ca4f9c
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In other news, apparently Jack Chick is dead.
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This is one of those cases where I've seen a bunch of people tut-tuting "We should not celebrate his death. He had people who cared about him." and I'm just like "So what?". He was an awful person doing his best to spread poison and the world is a better place with him gone. (Admittedly, he didn't have to die for this, but I honestly don't really care that he did. People die all the time and most of them are far more worthy of my sympathy.)
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TiaC wrote:This is one of those cases where I've seen a bunch of people tut-tuting "We should not celebrate his death. He had people who cared about him." and I'm just like "So what?". He was an awful person doing his best to spread poison and the world is a better place with him gone. (Admittedly, he didn't have to die for this, but I honestly don't really care that he did. People die all the time and most of them are far more worthy of my sympathy.)
People get really dumb about this shit. Just look at the dumb fuck both siders who don't donate to the DNC or actually useful charities, but donated to the RNC because of a firebombing while professing their liberality.

Some people treat bipartisanship as more valuable than the goals you accomplish with it and compassion for your ideological opponents as more important than compassion for their victims.
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Worst I've seen is a geek blog I occasionally write for discussing whether we should cover it at all or not, given the difficulty of doing so without sounding happy about it.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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I haven't heard about it anywhere else, so obviously I haven't seen any tut-tuting. Of course, I am in the piss on his grave camp, because the truth is that if you're a bad person who goes around shitting up the world your absence is going to be appreciated even if a bunch of idiots want to pretend otherwise - and Jack Chick doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would want me playing pretend, anyway, right?
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