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:lmao:

I recognize the episode that picture of Pinkie Pie comes from... Giovanni's only watched it at least three times a day every day for the past week and a half. And if you get yourself started talking like Apple Jack, you'll get stuck in it for a while.
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Maj, you double posted....but at least it's about my current desktop :p
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Holy crap. I didn't even notice the double post because of the page split. Bizarre.

BTW - You have traumatized my son, Josh. He keeps looking through every episode of MLP trying to find Angel Bunny with a pancake on his head and can't figure out which episode it is. I cannot tell you how many times he's brought the remote to me and asked me to turn that episode on.
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Prak_Anima wrote:Damnit, I need to find Magic Set Editor again, now...

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You brought this about...
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AAAaaAaAgh! The horrible templating! Also, the color pie! And the 'play from anywhere' doesn't even work under the rules! The abilities don't even synergize at all!

CARDNAME {2}{W}{W}
Legendary Creature - Horse
If a player brought cupcakes, that player may pay {0} rather than pay CARDNAME's mana cost. Whenever a player does so, CARDNAME's owner may take two cupcakes.
CARDNAME gets +0/+1 for each cupcake you brought.
{W}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
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As far as the colour pie goes, I'm reworking it for a MLP game.
It's still rough, but:
White: Sun, Order, Nobility
Blue: Weather, Passion
Green: Earth, Life, Food, Community
Red: The Wilds, Monsters
Black: Moon, Acquisitiveness, Rebellion
For wording.... ok, it's been a long time since I played magic.

Oh, and as for synergy... here's Applejack:
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And, because I can, the other characters I've done:
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Funny thing... I almost forgot to give Dash flight...
I'm thinking the Sonic Rainboom ability needs work...
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I actually don't know what a Gem will be yet, but it's not a basic land, because that just didn't work.
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Because I am a sucker for Star wars and pokemon...
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Bassets running.

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Isn't this kind of a step up?
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FrankTrollman wrote:Bassets running.
Thank you. Laughter material of the fucking month.
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I thought that Penny Arcade was hillarious when I thought he was holding a copy of D&D 2nd edition. Then I realized it was pathfinder and I was like.. What the hell? Pillars of Salt? PathfindeR?
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I think pathfinder = old testament and 4e = new testament.
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1E = Genesis
2E = Exodus (wandering in the wilderness and making rules up)
3E = Bablyonian Captivity

4E = (Screw this, I'm keeping this Jewish) Writings of Josephsus
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I think 4e would probably one of the apocryphal books. Book of Judas or Book of Moroni, maybe?
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Book of Moroni . . There's a Book of Morons? O.o
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the idea that Pathfinder is Old Testament is kind of whack.

What does that make 2nd and 1st edition?
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sabs wrote:the idea that Pathfinder is Old Testament is kind of whack.

What does that make 2nd and 1st edition?
As someone pointed out in the Pathfinder thread 1e would probably be graven inscriptions to the Aztec gods of blood sacrifice.
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sabs wrote:the idea that Pathfinder is Old Testament is kind of whack.

What does that make 2nd and 1st edition?
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I'm just confused as to how they think Pathfinder is worse than 4e. I guess they mean it's more hardcore and less indulgent to players, but... I don't know. I'm pretty sure Pathfinder lets you play a half orc necromancer right out of the core book.

I'll be honest, I kinda ignore PA's "We're talking about Gabe's 4e game!!!" strips.
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Stahlseele wrote:Book of Moroni . . There's a Book of Morons? O.o
Book of Moroni (OK, wiki, stupid books)
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Welcome, to IronHell.
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Okay, dammit, Maj wins.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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