Tome WLD, thing game. IRC/IM with maps

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:40 pm

So I'm splitting this into two groups.

Right now we have:

Finished Characters/Group 1, starting on whenever Uber is free Wednesday.
Koumei
Uber
Calibron

Not finished characters interested parties may play this week:
Carthaz
Dominicus (Race is fine)

May be joining in a couple weeksish, just barely expressed interest:
Mask
a RL friend
Two people on BG.

So that said:

When are you open Uber?
Does everyone have a Mike and want to Skype/Vent?
Does anyone have an IRC or vent?

ubernoob · Post by **ubernoob** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:39 pm

I should be free pretty much any time wednesday afternoon/night and can work with whatever you want to run with. My laptop has a built in mic, but I have no experience with ventrillo/skype so if we do use one of those you'll just have to put up with me asking stupid questions at the start. I have used mIRC before once, so I'd just have to remember how to use it.

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:41 pm

I have IRC, but not Skype/Vent. I also lack a mike.

Calibron · Post by **Calibron** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:50 pm

That's a shame, I guess we'll have to use IRC. I don't know anything about IRC, should I download a specific client or anything else I should know?

Dominicius · Post by **Dominicius** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:57 pm

I own skype and also have a mike.

Anyway here is the link to the sheet. I still got about 22 gp left. Any ideas on what to spend it? Also, what would be a good low level exotic weapon to have?

http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.p ... tid=203446

Calibron · Post by **Calibron** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:07 am

Broad-Blade Shortsword? That broken-ass halfling weapon from Ebberon? Anyway, it's good to have another sneaky character so I won't have to go scouting alone, especially since I'm useless with traps.

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:28 am

Is there still room. I had a family emergency and didn't see your responding post. I can do a quick Jester.

Zinegata · Post by **Zinegata** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:40 am

Can one lurk and watch the session?

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:51 am

FYI There is and will continue to be room for as long as I have not posted that there is no more room.

Uber may or may not be present, but we are going to be setting our start time for 3PM (to about 6-7PM, we will see) my time Wednesday, for:

Koumei
Calibron
Uber
Dominicus

Cynic/Mask/Carthaz/ect, you may continue making characters for running at some other time Wednesday, or thursday.

Does anyone have an IRC channel?

FYI, this post is made at 9:50, so if it's date stamped for you guys, figure that out.

Zinegata · Post by **Zinegata** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:43 am

... I have an IRC channel with a D20 capable dicebot. But again, are lurkers kosher?

Dominicius · Post by **Dominicius** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:46 am

I think we can always post the chat log if you are interested.

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:01 am

Zinegata wrote:... I have an IRC channel with a D20 capable dicebot. But again, are lurkers kosher?

Excellent, we can steal this?

And yeah, I'm not sure about lurking per se, but I certainly don't mind posting the chatlog afterwords.

It's just an issue of how distracting you might be. If no one else objects, I guess you can, but it'd probably be easier for you to wait on the chatlog anyway, less wasted time.

ubernoob · Post by **ubernoob** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:04 am

I have no problem with lurkers so long as they don't slow down the game.

Zinegata · Post by **Zinegata** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:00 am

Chatlogs would be fine. The room isn't exactly mine alone per se (as it's used by my gaming group), but we have an alt room that you can prolly use. It's empty 99% of the time.

I'm linking the thread to my group for permissions.

Just beware that our Dice Goddess is a fickle Deity who likes reciting profound Wutai Haiku >_>

Edit: So far it all look kosher though. Go to channel #valhalla in the nightstar irc network. Yuffie is the dice bot. Pay homage to her if you wish to live.

Meikle641 · Post by **Meikle641** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:34 pm

The bot is strangely fickle, indeed. Some characters it loves, others it hates. Or players.

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:02 pm

T minus 3 hours.

Calibron · Post by **Calibron** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:19 pm

Thanks for the use of the room, Zinegata.

BTW, guys, sorry if I make a few stupid mistakes, I've never used IRC before.

Vebyast · Post by **Vebyast** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:43 pm

Are you guys going to mute everybody that isn't playing, or is it courtesy rules for lurkers?

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:25 pm

Ready (and in the chat).

Also, I made the final alterations to my sheet:
[*]I also banned Abjuration to be a Focused specialist
[*]Replaced Shield and Karmic Aura with different spells as a result
[*]Changed background to Raised by LANDSHARKS, and removed all those extra languages as a result
[*]Altered the backstory so the above change could happen

Set in stone, now.

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:34 pm

I am apparently in the wrong chat or something?

I see no Koumei, or anyone who might be she.

Step by Step for retards?

Calibron · Post by **Calibron** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:42 pm

I'm in #valhalla, but I seem to be alone.

Dominicius · Post by **Dominicius** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:51 pm

First you must sure that your server is set to irc.nightstar.net.

Then you join #valhalla. That should be all.

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:52 pm

And now I was kicked from the room.

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:53 pm

EDIT: Problem solved. new IRC client was not changing servers, required extra actions.

Calibron, join us!

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:15 pm

Chat logs:

[04:53] <Kaelik> so, uber and dom and viel
[04:53] <Kaelik> are all traditionalish adventurers
[04:53] <Kaelik> so I need a bullshit excuse for them ending up in the dungeon
[04:53] <Kaelik> Calibron on the other hand
[04:54] <Kaelik> how do you feel about killing some orcs when they walk in
[04:54] <AugustV> Sounds fine to me.
[04:54] <Kaelik> is anyone familiar with the dungeon much?
01[04:54] <Viel> Nope
[04:54] <Shik> Not really
[04:54] <AugustV> They will be trying to take my precious. My crown.
[04:55] <Kaelik> the orcs? sure
[04:55] <AugustV> Not familiar,
[04:55] <Kaelik> okay, I know uber knows the first three encounters
[04:55] <Kaelik> basically, after the DM arbitarium one way wall
[04:55] <Kaelik> to seal in the PCs
[04:55] <Kaelik> the firs room has three lazy asshole orcs
[04:56] <Kaelik> who don't start a fight
[04:56] <Kaelik> so when everyone enters through the arbitrary wall, they will find three dead orcs being devoured/mauled by demonic dwarf
01[04:57] <Viel> Those poor orcs, etc.
[04:57] <Kaelik> we have about 30 minutes before uber should be here, so real quick, Calibron, I choose you
[04:57] <Kaelik> sorry, Toby, I choose you
[04:57] <Kaelik> you get to fight some fucking orcs
[04:58] <AugustV> !1d20+4
[04:58] <Kaelik> !dice remember
[04:58] <Yuffie> Kaelik : Error in dice roll
01[04:58] <Viel> hahaha
[04:58] <AugustV> !dice 1d20+4
[04:58] <Yuffie> AugustV : Result of5 1d20+4 : 12(8) 12
[04:58] <Kaelik> also, is that init?
[04:58] <AugustV> Ah, okay.
[04:59] <AugustV> !dice 1d20
[04:59] <Yuffie> AugustV : Result of5 1d20 : 5
[04:59] <AugustV> I'm slow to react.
[04:59] <Shik> so when do the maps come in?
[04:59] <Kaelik> um
[04:59] <Kaelik> link already given in thread
[04:59] <Kaelik> http://www.james.neetersoft.com/wld/wld.htm
[04:59] <AugustV> Orcs' initiative?
[04:59] <Kaelik> scroll down to player maps, for region A
[05:00] <Kaelik> the starting room is in the lower left hand corner
[05:00] <Kaelik> the room outside of it is the three orc room
[05:00] <Kaelik> the L shaped one
[05:00] <Shik> ok
[05:01] <AugustV> I got a 5 for my initiative, do you want me to roll for the orcs, or would you rather do that yourself?
[05:01] <Kaelik> honestly, I'm going to roll half this shit with my own dice here on the table, because it's easier for me
[05:02] <AugustV> 'kay.
[05:02] <Kaelik> and it does mask things slightly, so you can't tell that the Slaad has a DC 23 Fort or die
[05:02] <Kaelik> you just pass or fail
[05:02] <Kaelik> oh right
[05:03] <Kaelik> obligatory announcment: I don't believe in luck and shit, so who rolls the dice is totally unimportant to me, I will roll your saves all the time, and if you want to attach a D20 roll to your save or X ability, as being the opponents save die, go ahead
[05:04] <AugustV> Okay.
[05:04] <Kaelik> "all the time" meaning "often, and whenever I feel like it" not actually every time
[05:04] <AugustV> So, do the Orcs go first or do I?
[05:06] <Kaelik> yeah, sorry, spent like four minutes looking for Tome Warrior
[05:11] <AugustV> I just noticed I only share a common language with Shik. You guys want to ignore that fact or go with it and I'll just pick up common at level two?
[05:12] <Kaelik> In the comfortably dark room you stand facing the three orcs who were taunting you earlier. Having noticed now that your precious is super cool looking, they have chosen to attempt to take it from you. Roll better on Init in the future, as the three orcs sweep out to surround you, the one in the middle charging you at a dead run before stumbling and being easily parried.
[05:12] <Shik> I guess it will be up to me to call you Toby
[05:12] <Kaelik> The other two take advantage of the distraction to do an undetermined amount of damage, because I can't find my d8.
[05:13] <Kaelik> !dice 2d8
[05:13] <Yuffie> Kaelik : Result of5 2d8 : 10
[05:13] <AugustV> !dice 1d20+4
[05:13] <Yuffie> AugustV : Result of5 1d20+4 : 12(11) 15
[05:13] <AugustV> !dice 1d4+3
[05:13] <Yuffie> AugustV : Result of5 1d4+3 : 6
[05:13] <Kaelik> You are ceremoniously knocked unconscious, and got owned by some orcs
[05:13] <AugustV> Oh...
[05:13] <Kaelik> I will now retcon that the others enter to watch your hilarious beatdown
[05:14] <Kaelik> and play will resume with you unconscious and bleeding
[05:14] <Shik> Wer off to a good start
[05:14] <Shik> I see
06[05:14] * Viel steps on in, wondering just what kind of place this is. "Ah! Orcs, quick!"
01[05:14] <Viel> !dice 1d20+5 Initiative
[05:14] <Yuffie> Viel : Result of5 1d20+5 Initiative : 12(6) 11
[05:16] <Kaelik> FYI Cal
[05:16] <Shik> The ratman enters the dungeon with a smile on his face. "I have a good feeling about this!" He says and notices the orcs a second later. "Oh..."
[05:16] <Kaelik> you should have common
[05:16] <Kaelik> Automatic Languages: Common and Dwarven. Bonus Languages: Giant, Gnome, Goblin, Orc, Terran, and Undercommon.
[05:16] <Shik> !dice 1d20+3
[05:16] <Yuffie> Shik : Result of5 1d20+3 : 12(17) 20
[05:16] <Kaelik> unless you are also raised by X
[05:16] <AugustV> Deep Dwarves get Undercomon instead of common.
[05:17] <AugustV> Unless I read that wrong.
[05:17] <Kaelik> Actually, in the thing I'm reading, it says they speak Dwarven and Goblin, and occasionally Undercommon
[05:18] <Kaelik> I like languages, so you get to speak Dwarven, Common, and Goblin
[05:18] <AugustV> Ok. BTW, I'm at -4 right?
[05:18] <Shik> Likely to go first: Reacting, Shik draws his sling and lobs a stone at one of the orcs. !dice 1d20+3 attack
[05:18] <Kaelik> yes
[05:18] <Shik> !dice 1d20+3
[05:18] <Yuffie> Shik : Result of5 1d20+3 : 12(20) 23
[05:19] <Shik> !1d20+3 crit confirm
[05:19] <Shik> !dice 1d20+3
[05:19] <Yuffie> Shik : Result of5 1d20+3 : 12(15) 18
[05:20] <Shik> !dice 1d4 damage
[05:20] <Yuffie> Shik : Result of5 1d4 damage : 2
[05:20] <Shik> that would be 4 damage
[05:20] <Kaelik> you haven't studied anyone yet
[05:20] <Kaelik> you are a terrible assassin
[05:20] <Shik> Yes I know, but we gotta save that dwarf!
[05:21] <Kaelik> evil devil dwarf
[05:21] <AugustV> !dice 1d20+6
[05:21] <Yuffie> AugustV : Result of5 1d20+6 : 12(20) 26
[05:21] <Kaelik> viel go
[05:21] <AugustV> Well, I'm not bleeding to death anymore.
[05:21] <Kaelik> because?
[05:22] <AugustV> Fort save to stabilize.
[05:22] <Kaelik> um
[05:22] <Kaelik> yeah, that's not how you stabilize
[05:22] <Kaelik> !dice 1d100
[05:22] <Yuffie> Kaelik : Result of5 1d100 : 4
[05:22] <Kaelik> but you do stabilize
[05:22] <Shik> Hah!
[05:23] <Kaelik> so shik fucked up an orc with his epic 4 damage
01[05:23] <Viel> haha
[05:23] <AugustV> I won't argue with you, but I was just going by the SRD.
[05:23] <Kaelik> Uber should be on soonish, to you know, heal and shit
[05:23] <Kaelik> what what?
[05:24] <AugustV> Asking me what I'm talking about?
[05:25] <Kaelik> On the next turn after a character is reduced to between -1 and -9 hit points and on all subsequent turns, roll d% to see whether the dying character becomes stable. He has a 10% chance of becoming stable. If he doesn’t, he loses 1 hit point. (A character who’s unconscious or dying can’t use any special action that changes the initiative count on which his action occurs.)
[05:25] <Kaelik> so technically, you drop to -5, then next round you stabilize
[05:25] <Shik> Anyway, how do I make colored text?
[05:25] <AugustV> Like I said, I'm not going to argue, you are the DM.
01[05:26] <Viel> Shik: if you're using Mirc, CTRL+K
[05:26] <Kaelik> Calibron
01[05:26] <Viel> Then number,number
[05:26] <AugustV> Yes?
[05:26] <Kaelik> Read the rules
[05:26] <Kaelik> link me to this "Fort Save"
[05:26] <AugustV> Here is what I'm seeing. http://www.d20srd.org/srd/variant/adven ... dDying.htm
[05:27] <Kaelik> I just quoted the SRD on "Dying characters and recovery"
[05:27] <Kaelik> read that URL
[05:27] <AugustV> Whoops, that's a variant.
[05:27] <Shik> Sadly I'm not, so I'll guess I'll have to make due
[05:27] <AugustV> My mistake.
[05:30] <Kaelik> so, apparently uber is locked out of the IRC by something
[05:31] <Kaelik> which means no healing for the group! yay!
01[05:31] <Viel> Exciting!
[05:31] <Shik> >_>
[05:32] <AugustV> Now we just need to wait two and a half weeks for me to recover.
[05:32] <Kaelik> indeed!
[05:33] <AugustV> We can always eat the orcs to survive.
[05:33] <Kaelik> hey
[05:33] <Kaelik> Viel
[05:33] <Shik> Correction: you can
[05:33] <Kaelik> your turn
01[05:33] <Viel> Oh!
[05:33] <Shik> Color spray plz
01[05:34] <Viel> Viel steps into position, extends one hand, mutters a word and sprays the orcs in 13,11HARMONY
01[05:34] <Viel> Colour Spray, DC 16
[05:34] <Kaelik> all three orcs are standing surrounding the downed dwarves
[05:34] <Kaelik> dwarf
[05:34] <Kaelik> so you get all three
01[05:34] <Viel> Ah. I can see that being a problem. Can I get two of them on the edge of the cone without hitting the dorf?
[05:35] <Kaelik> no
[05:35] <AugustV> I'm already unconscious, no need to worry about me.
[05:35] <Kaelik> you hit all of them, and the dwarf
[05:35] <Shik> Hes down remeber?
01[05:35] <Viel> Actually fuck it, it doesn't deal damage.
[05:35] <Kaelik> exactly
01[05:35] <Viel> Yeah. Bamf
[05:35] <Kaelik> they all fail, and I didn't roll for the dwarf, but he's probably also blind
[05:35] <Kaelik> since he's already unconscious
[05:36] <Kaelik> make with the coup de gracing
[05:36] <Kaelik> and he succeeds on his stabilization check, so he is alive sort of
01[05:37] <Viel> Do you want us to roll for the CdG or is it safe to say they die?
[05:37] <Kaelik> combat time ends, you can all declare your actions, except Calibron, who's only action is lying there on his face
[05:37] <Shik> "Rainbows are deadly..." Shik mumbles as he goes from orc to orc delivering quick CdGs
[05:37] <Kaelik> well, they have 5 HP, and are down for:
06[05:37] * Viel fires an arrow at point-blank into the neck of one of the fallen orcs.
[05:37] <Kaelik> !dice 2d4
[05:37] <Yuffie> Kaelik : Result of5 2d4 : 3
[05:38] <Kaelik> enough rounds, so yeah, fuck it
01[05:38] <Viel> heh
01[05:38] <Viel> "Well, that was troublesome. Hmm, is that dwarf still ali- that... isn't a dwarf. Have you seen such a creature before? It's more like a devil or something."
[05:38] <Shik> I'm gonna go get some water. brb
[05:39] <Kaelik> Okay, you are now in your shitty room
[05:39] <Kaelik> FYI uber is trying to connect
[05:39] <Kaelik> he can't find the Nightstar network
[05:39] <Kaelik> what should he add as the server?
[05:39] <AugustV> He can imput the url into a browser window, that's how I got here.
[05:40] <AugustV> irc.nightstar.net
[05:41] <Kaelik> so yeah, I sort of let that go, but how are you guys seeing in the complete darkness?
03[05:41] * ubernoob (NSwebIRC@Nightstar-e47dfcbb.uta.edu) has joined #Valhalla
[05:41] <Shik> "Well it kiiiinda looks like a dwarf.... if you look at it from the right angle..." Shik comments.
[05:42] <AugustV> *starts drooling ichor that sizzles against the stone*
[05:42] <Shik> "So you think he's friendly?"
06[05:43] * Viel lights a torch
[05:44] <Kaelik> so want to establish how light is being done
[05:44] <Kaelik> Demon Dwarf has See In Darkness
[05:44] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson arrives just in time to toss down a lesser vigor on the dying dwarf because he's cool like that
[05:44] <Kaelik> so he sees everything all the time
01[05:44] <Viel> I probably carried one of my lit torches on the way in here. In order to get here.
[05:44] <Kaelik> Viel has a lit torch
[05:44] <Shik> I'll use a hooded lantern
01[05:44] <Viel> "Well he seems alive... and was fighting against the orcs, so could very well be sort of friendly?"
[05:44] <Kaelik> Elf and Rat man have low light vision
[05:45] <AugustV> So everything adove dim illumination dazzles me right?
[05:45] <Kaelik> no, just whenever I say you are dazzeled
[05:45] <Kaelik> you are fine in the light of a single torch
[05:46] <AugustV> *starts to shift as my injuries knit themselves closed and my kidneys stop bleeding*
[05:46] <Kaelik> anyone have any detection abilities I didn't list?
[05:46] <AugustV> Nope.
[05:46] <Kaelik> so everyone has a map on their computer?
[05:46] <Shik> You've got everything pegged.
[05:46] <Kaelik> player version
[05:46] <Shik> I do.
[05:47] <AugustV> I'be got a map open.
[05:47] <ubernoob> I'm just a human with darkvision
[05:47] <Kaelik> okay, human with darkvision 60ft?
[05:47] <ubernoob> Yep
[05:47] <ubernoob> Product of Infernal Dalliance
[05:47] <Kaelik> so what's your evil undead type?
[05:48] <Kaelik> I mean, evil demon
[05:48] <ubernoob> The freedom of movement and poison one
[05:48] <Kaelik> okay
[05:48] <AugustV> *slowly sits up and squints in the torchlight* Who...who are you?
[05:48] <Kaelik> carceri
[05:48] <ubernoob> I am Andrew Jackson, and I just saved your life. You are forever in my debt.
[05:49] <AugustV> I, uh, thank you, I'm...I...can't remember. I don't know how I got here.
[05:49] <ubernoob> Awesome, Now you're with me then. We'll call you Sparky.
[05:50] <Kaelik> [You are all in a small dark plain room. Around you, the room has two doors to your north, and the one you came through to the south, it also has a corner, around which you can't see from your present location, it's also really dark over there, so only Calibron can even see that the room ends in that direction.]
[05:50] <Kaelik> Remember everyone, each grid square on your map is actually a 10X10
01[05:50] <Viel> "...sparky? Why not. My name is Viel, and I helped fight off the orcs. We should perhaps work together here"
[05:51] <Shik> "Shik here. Pleased to meet ya."
[05:51] <AugustV> *awkwardly stands up* I'll be happy to help, since I'm in you debt. Um...do any of you know how to get out of here?
[05:52] <ubernoob> Only one way to find out. North?
[05:52] <AugustV> *picks up lootsack and quickly peeks inside*
[05:52] <Kaelik> On the map, you are in the western most section of the L shaped room on the lower left of the map
[05:52] <Kaelik> hey
[05:52] <Kaelik> remember those orcs
[05:52] <Kaelik> they had axes on them
[05:53] <Kaelik> that is all
[05:53] <Kaelik> continue
[05:53] <AugustV> I guess so, those are the only doors I can see besides the one behind you. *picks up one of the axes and shoves it in the lootsack*
[05:54] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson grabs an axe as well. Axes can be handy
03[05:54] * AugustV is now known as Sparky
[05:54] <Shik> "Now if you don't mind, I think I'll scout ahead." Shik says as he fades into the shadows and moves to the left-north door.
[05:54] <Shik> !dice 1d20 hide
[05:54] <Yuffie> Shik : Result of5 1d20 hide : 17
[05:54] <Shik> +7
[05:54] <Sparky> I...I can help too.
[05:54] <Shik> !dice 1d20+7 move silently
[05:54] <Yuffie> Shik : Result of5 1d20+7 move silently : 12(5) 12
[05:54] <Sparky> !dice 1d20+6
[05:54] <Yuffie> Sparky : Result of5 1d20+6 : 12(12) 18
[05:54] <Sparky> !dice 1d20+6
[05:55] <Yuffie> Sparky : Result of5 1d20+6 : 12(14) 20
[05:55] <Shik> I will also listen to the door before entering
[05:55] <ubernoob> You two scout ahead. I make an awful lot of noise and will ruin your cover.
[05:55] <Sparky> *skulks after Shik at aslower pace*
[05:55] <Shik> !dice 1d20+8 Listen
[05:55] <Yuffie> Shik : Result of5 1d20+8 Listen : 12(14) 22
[05:55] <Kaelik> hey Shik
[05:55] <Kaelik> I'm going to use semi passive stealth
[05:55] <Kaelik> so don't worry about rolling it so much
[05:55] <Sparky> Okay.
[05:55] <Shik> ok
[05:56] <Kaelik> I'll take it into account when it actuall comes up, to save chatbox rolling spam
[05:56] <Shik> sounds good
[05:56] <ubernoob> I have 10 dex and a -8 or -10 ASP, so any stealthy people should probably not be around me
01[05:56] <Viel> (also, the maps keep crashing Firefox so fuck them, I won't be using maps)
[05:56] <Kaelik> This is a Dungeon crawl, so in 2e tradition, I will take you totally literally when you say "I enter the door" and you will bang your face
[05:56] <Kaelik> describe opening the door
[05:57] <Shik> First I listen
[05:57] <Shik> do I hear anything?
[05:57] <Sparky> *presses ear the the door, keeping weight balanced on my feet*
[05:57] <Sparky> !dice 1d20+6
[05:57] <Yuffie> Sparky : Result of5 1d20+6 : 12(15) 21
[05:57] <Sparky> Listen check of 21.
[05:57] <ubernoob> *stands back and tries not to make any noise*
[05:57] <Kaelik> you hear nothing, but that close to the door, you do detect a really nasty stench
[05:57] <Shik> mine is 22.
[05:58] <Kaelik> Koumei
[05:58] <Kaelik> use the damn maps
[05:58] <Kaelik> I don't want to have to describe this shit in detail
[05:58] <Kaelik> download them and use a pdf reader
[05:58] <Sparky> *looks to Shik questionly and gestures at the door*
[05:59] <Shik> Shick carefully opens the door and peaks inside.
[05:59] <vebyast> Evince or Foxit Reader are usually good if Adobe is too bloated for your taste.
[05:59] <Shik> Shik*
01[06:00] <Viel> There we go, saved it and opened it in acrobat
[06:00] <Shik> peek*
[06:01] <Kaelik> [When you touch the handle... Nothing happens. But then, you open the door, and a real stench assualts your nose, even through the tiny crack. Inside, you see, darkness, because you can't see dark things.]
[06:02] <Sparky> *nudges next to Shik and peeks inside*
[06:02] <Shik> ^ +1
[06:02] <Kaelik> You nudge next to yourself?
[06:03] <Sparky> Timespace paradox?
[06:03] <Kaelik> Anyway, the only person who can see sees a pile of bodies of different kinds, mostly humanoid sized lizards of differing shapes
[06:04] <ubernoob> Living, or dead?
[06:04] <Sparky> *whispering* Corpses, looks like lizard people.
[06:04] <Kaelik> How would you know, person far away?
[06:05] <Sparky> *whispering* should we go on or get the others?
[06:05] <Kaelik> Also, I've never seen someone push so hard for an upgrade to their character by being incompetent Shik, you are this close to me just giving the rat people darkvision, so you can stop peeking at total darkness
[06:05] <Shik> "I guess its safe" Shik says as he lights up his hooded lantern
[06:06] <Shik> He then motions to the others to come.
[06:06] <Kaelik> Shik now sees a pile of bodies. They are still jsut Lizardmen of different shapes
01[06:07] <Viel> Viel wanders over to where the others are, finding the smell to be unpleasant.
[06:07] <Sparky> *out loud* Viel, Andrew, it looks safe, if a little corpsey, come on.
[06:07] <Shik> !d20+8 Search
[06:07] <Sparky> *steps into the room*
[06:07] <Shik> !dice 1d20+8 search
[06:07] <Yuffie> Shik : Result of5 1d20+8 search : 12(11) 19
[06:07] <Shik> quick search of the room.
[06:08] <Sparky> *looks aound for dangers or others doors*
[06:08] <Kaelik> You discover nothing of interest in the body pile, and you notice that there are no other doors
[06:09] <@NativeJovian> Holy shit, there's a fuckload of people here.
[06:09] <@NativeJovian> Why is that?
01[06:09] <Viel> "Corpses. Hmm, where there are corpses there are things that make corpses. Do you think those orcs did it?"
[06:09] <Sparky> Maybe, they were really tough.
[06:09] <Shik> "Well what killed them?"
[06:09] <ubernoob> Why would the orcs leave this many corpses lying around?
[06:10] <Kaelik> Viel is so smart, she totally uses her leet knowledge of orcs to realize that they actually don't eat dead people and they were trying to keep th bodies somewhere they didn't sleep
[06:10] <Sparky> To keep them out of the room they were staying in? Even orcs don't like the stench of dead bodies.
[06:10] <Kaelik> hey
[06:10] <Kaelik> Viel used her leet knowledge, not Sparky
01[06:11] <Viel> haha
[06:11] <Kaelik> no leet knowledge for Sparky
[06:11] <Kaelik> only comic pratfalls
[06:11] <Sparky> Ha.
[06:11] <Shik> "Well time to leave this room. I think I got enough of this stench."
01[06:11] <Viel> "Actually, even if they didn't kill them personally - and maybe they did - the orcs probably moved them there to keep away from where they sleep."
[06:12] <ubernoob> Good reasoning. Time to try another direction, I guess.
[06:12] <Shik> "Lets try the door on the right."
[06:12] <Sparky> I guess we should scout ahead again? *looks at Shik*
[06:12] <ubernoob> If you feel comfortable on your own, you are welcome to scout ahead.
[06:13] <Sparky> I...uh, would rather not go alone.
[06:13] <Shik> Just a heads up, Shik will listen to any door he comes across before opening it.
[06:13] <Kaelik> Okay
[06:13] <Kaelik> Sparky, you are at the HPs of 6 by the way
[06:13] <Shik> So the duo approaches the door on right...
[06:13] <Sparky> Oh, I thought I was at 7.
[06:14] <Sparky> *waits for Shik to listen at the door*
01[06:14] <Viel> Still more than me, and I'm uninjured
[06:14] <Kaelik> you were at -4, then you had to take one damage before you could stabilize, since you can't stabilize on round 1
[06:14] <Sparky> Oh, I see.
[06:14] <Kaelik> [Shik hears nothing at all]
[06:15] <Sparky> *turns the door handles and pushes*
[06:15] <Shik> "Ok seems safe." Shik says as he open the door.
[06:15] <Kaelik> Door blows up in Sparky and Shiks face
[06:15] <Kaelik> Fire sprays all over them
[06:16] <Kaelik> Sparky takes no damage
[06:16] <Kaelik> Shik reflex while I look up th CL
[06:16] <Sparky> *throws arms up over face and yells before realizing that I'm not burnt*
[06:16] <Shik> !dice 1d20+5 reflex
[06:16] <Yuffie> Shik : Result of5 1d20+5 reflex : 12(5) 10
06[06:16] * Viel golfclaps
[06:17] <Sparky> *lloks to see if Shik is okay*
[06:17] <Sparky> *looks
[06:17] <Kaelik> !dice 1d4
[06:17] <Yuffie> Kaelik : Result of5 1d4 : 3
[06:17] <Kaelik> only 3 damage
[06:17] <Kaelik> door is now open
[06:18] <Shik> "Ouch..."
[06:18] <Sparky> Are you alright?
[06:18] <Shik> "I thought orc were supposed to be too stupid to set traps..." He says, trying to feel better about himself.
[06:18] <Sparky> *peers into the room*
[06:19] <Kaelik> [Shik fails to feel better about himself]
01[06:19] <Viel> !dice 1d20+9 Know: Dungeoneering
[06:19] <Yuffie> Viel : Result of5 1d20+9 Know: Dungeoneering : 12(12) 21
01[06:19] <Viel> "I think it might have been trapped."
[06:19] <Shik> Still he enters the room.
[06:19] <ubernoob> I toss down some super powered lay on hands to top everybody off and refill my LoH pool with another lesser vigor
[06:19] <ubernoob> half my slots for today are gone :P
[06:20] <Kaelik> [Sparky sees several small pouches lying around the ground, they all look pretty weird, and moldy]
[06:20] <Shik> *From now on Shik will be SEARCHING as well as listening when he comes across doors*
[06:20] <Sparky> *Follows Shik into the room*
[06:21] <Kaelik> Shik is not in the room
[06:21] <Kaelik> oh yes he is
[06:21] <Sparky> *Nudges a pouch with my foot*
[06:21] <Shik> Don't!
[06:21] <Sparky> What?
[06:22] <Sparky> *turns head to look at Shik*
[06:22] <Shik> Let's check them for traps.
[06:22] <Kaelik> So anyway
01[06:22] <Viel> "How about if I open the pouches from a distance?"
[06:22] <Shik> Sure
[06:22] <Sparky> I don't know anything about traps...
06[06:23] * Viel casts Mage Hand, uses ghostly hand to rifle through pouches from a ways back
[06:23] <Shik> Btw. I just realized that another good way of avoiding traps is using the 10-foot pole that I carry arround to open doors.
[06:24] <Kaelik> [The contents of the pouches are mostly decomposed organic matter. Decomposed by the mold that drifts into the air and causes hacking fits from Sparky and Shik]
[06:24] <Sparky> Is it poison?
01[06:24] <Viel> "Is there anything lying around here that isn't old and rotten and disgusting?"
[06:25] <Kaelik> It is poison
[06:25] <Kaelik> and Shik takes 2 points of con damage
01[06:25] <Viel> (totally making a jab at the dwarf)
[06:25] <Sparky> *Sparky stands unphased, immune to both poison and insults*
[06:25] <Shik> You know. When Viel said that she would move the pouches from a distance I assumed that we all would be at a distance.
[06:26] <Kaelik> across the room another door stand looming dangerously full or poison and burning hands traps
[06:26] <Kaelik> long story short, everyone in the room makes the save, and Sparky kicked one before any of this occured, so you totally get hosed in a myraid of manners
01[06:27] <Viel> Ah
[06:27] <Sparky> *Approaches the far door* Maybe I should open this one alone. I seem to be immune to everything but axes.
[06:27] <Shik> Swell.
01[06:27] <Viel> And um, the other door is full of poison and burning hands traps?
[06:27] <Shik> Shick hands Spary his 10 foor pole. "Use this." He says.
[06:28] <Sparky> *takes the useful implement* Thank you.
[06:28] <Sparky> *fumbles with the handle for a monet.*
[06:28] <Shik> Imma stay away. Sling in hand and hiding.
[06:28] <Kaelik> it was a joke
[06:29] <Kaelik> door opens with out anything happening
[06:29] <Sparky> *peers into the nxt room*
[06:29] <Kaelik> inside a corridor leads further back, and quite a ways back
[06:30] <Kaelik> against the far wall, sparky can see piles of barrels and crates, as well as more moldy looking sacks
[06:30] <Sparky> *turns around* It looks safe enough, but there are more moldy pouches.
01[06:31] <Viel> "Well, let's try to not kick them about the place, shall we?"
[06:31] <Kaelik> time continues to pass
[06:31] <Sparky> I...I'm sorry. *covers face with one malformed claw and turns back around before entering the room*
[06:32] <Shik> Shik follows after Sparky avoiding the stuff in the room.
[06:32] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson brings up the rear
01[06:33] <Viel> I'll go second to last then
[06:33] <Sparky> Should we open the boxes?
[06:33] <Shik> Only with a 10-foot pole
[06:33] <Kaelik> when you reach the end of the hallway, it branches into a small cupboard are filled with more crates and barrels on the left, and on the right it leads into a small hallway.
01[06:34] <Viel> "Let's let someone check for traps, first. Because a person who makes exploding doors would have a field day with a crate"
01[06:34] <Viel> "Or maybe cut a new opening into the side rather than open the lid"
[06:34] <Sparky> *looks at Viel, and then at Shik*
[06:34] <Kaelik> [Viel is a lair, there has never ever been an exploding crate or exploding barrel in any game ever, why would you even think that?]
[06:34] <Kaelik> liar*
01[06:34] <Viel> >is a lair
06[06:35] * Viel contains monsters and treasure
[06:35] <Sparky> We are, in fact, inside Viel this very moment.
[06:35] <Kaelik> you could eat an orc and some gold, and that would even be true
[06:36] <Shik> Its like WLD vrs WLD
[06:36] <Kaelik> so...
[06:36] <Kaelik> time continues to pass
[06:36] <Shik> 10-foot poll
[06:36] <Sparky> *hands Shik his 10-foot pole*
[06:37] <Shik> "NAAAH you do it!"
[06:37] <Sparky> Aren't you going to check for traps?
[06:37] <Sparky> *lloks nervous*
[06:37] <Sparky> *looks
[06:38] <Kaelik> The trap has been discovered
[06:38] <ubernoob> Guys, the traps are going to kill everyone except me anyways. Just keep moving so I can loot your bodies sooner.
[06:38] <Shik> ""Oh fine fine... but you are pretty much immune to everything..." Shik says.
[06:38] <Kaelik> it's called, the entire room, and everyone in it gets poisoned, even if you are ten feet away
01[06:38] <Viel> "Except orks"
[06:38] <Shik> !dice 1d20+8 Search
[06:38] <Yuffie> Shik : Result of5 1d20+8 Search : 12(13) 21
[06:38] <Sparky> "Not Orcs, axes."
[06:39] <Kaelik> so see nothing nothing
[06:39] <Shik> Btw we didn't use the pole yet
[06:39] <Kaelik> in shultz voice
[06:39] <Shik> And I have my hooded lantern on
[06:39] <Sparky> Okay, I'll open the boxes, but the rest of you should wait in the other room so you don't get poisoned by the mold.
[06:39] <Kaelik> okay, you literally see a bunch of crates and barrels and sacks
[06:40] <ubernoob> I'm immune to poison.
[06:40] <Sparky> Oh. Okay...
[06:40] <ubernoob> ISo, I'll help
[06:40] <Sparky> *nods and waits for the squishies to get to safety*
[06:41] <Shik> The way I see it, Shick searches room, discovers poison, lets Sparky/Andrew trigger poison, we all continue.
[06:41] <ubernoob> I'm down with that plan
01[06:41] <Viel> sure
[06:42] <Sparky> *aproaches nearest pile of boxes*
[06:42] <Kaelik> So while the room is filled with mold spores, Andrew and Sparky find some vinegar in a few barrels, that was probably a lot better before the massive mold explosion contaminated it, and the crates contain rusted mining tools.
[06:43] <Sparky> *takes a pick-axe, shovel and wedge and puts them in loot sack. sighs*
01[06:43] <Viel> brb, the dog wishes to go for a walk
[06:44] <Sparky> Not much of real worth.
[06:44] <Shik> *TRUE dwarf roleplaying*
[06:44] <Sparky> *looks at Andrew*
[06:44] <Sparky> he
[06:44] <Sparky> *heh
[06:45] <Shik> We proceed?
[06:45] <ubernoob> proceed
[06:45] <Sparky> *follows*
[06:45] <Kaelik> proceed to?
[06:46] <Shik> Right...
[06:47] <Sparky> Kaelik, are you doing my stone cunning checks for me?
[06:47] <Kaelik> I am doing your stone cunning checks
[06:48] <Kaelik> and Viels being an elf checks
[06:48] <Sparky> Thank you.
[06:48] <Sparky> If she fails does she stop being an elf? Like overcoming a disease?
[06:49] <ubernoob> Ideally. It would suck to be an elf forever.
[06:50] <Kaelik> anyway, why didn't the people with free search checks put ranks in search
[06:50] <Sparky> So we went to the right, right? I'm just following you guys, my 6 charisma does not predispose me to a leadership role.
[06:50] <Sparky> Not a class skill.
[06:50] <Kaelik> I mean, Viel is still more likely to notice a door than you even with your +2, because of Int
[06:51] <Kaelik> okay, so you guys went to the right? down the tiny corridor?
[06:51] <Shik> EHEM
[06:51] <Shik> I will search the tiny corridor
[06:51] <Shik> It reminds me too much of doors
[06:52] <Kaelik> you search the tiny corridor
[06:52] <Kaelik> and find nothing of interest
[06:52] <Sparky> *fidgets nervously*
[06:52] <Kaelik> then you enter the tiny corridor
[06:52] <Kaelik> and nothing happens
[06:52] <Shik> "Phew."
[06:52] <Shik> Next room is...?
[06:53] <Kaelik> and when you follow the corridor, it turns to your right (like on that map) and then it turns to the left (like on the map)
[06:53] <Kaelik> And as you walk along searching desperately, you...
[06:53] <Sparky> So, should we go right or left. *loks forst to Shik, then to Andrew*
[06:53] <Sparky> *looks first
[06:53] <ubernoob> I'm always right, so I say we go right.
[06:54] <Kaelik> look at the map sparky
[06:54] <Kaelik> it turns right, then left, there is no choice, it's still one corridor
[06:54] <Kaelik> do you keep following it?
01[06:54] <Viel> I am back
[06:54] <Sparky> I know there's no door to the left,but my character is very indecisive.
[06:55] <Shik> I'm with mr.paladin
[06:55] <Sparky> I thought we were in the skinny corridor a bit to the left.
[06:55] <ubernoob> In any case, forward
[06:56] <Sparky> *follows*
[06:56] <Kaelik> someone walks forward
[06:56] <ubernoob> Andrew leads because he's least likely to die
[06:57] <Kaelik> Andrew walks into the room, and the formerly blank wall flashes green, and shoots an arrow at him
[06:57] <Kaelik> !dice 1d20
[06:57] <Yuffie> Kaelik : Result of5 1d20 : 17
[06:57] <Kaelik> which hits
[06:57] <ubernoob> does not hit my AC
[06:57] <ubernoob> 24 flatfooted
[06:57] <Kaelik> touch AC
[06:57] <ubernoob> in that case, I get owned
[06:57] <Kaelik> and I didn't even show you the AB
[06:57] <ubernoob> acid arrow?
[06:57] <Kaelik> and does acid damage
[06:57] <Kaelik> yep
[06:57] <ubernoob> k, I have 3 acid resist
[06:58] <Kaelik> !dice 2d4
[06:58] <Yuffie> Kaelik : Result of5 2d4 : 2
[06:58] <Kaelik> haha
[06:58] <Sparky> *caught by surprise, steps back and stumbles into Shik*
[06:58] <ubernoob> "Always have a good shield. They come in handy"
[06:58] <ubernoob> anyways, past the acid arrow trap
[06:59] <Sparky> "How did you end up in here, anyway, Andrew?"
02[06:59] * Shik (sandtongue@297948.47B45D.CFD4E7.CEA4C6) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
[06:59] <Kaelik> The acid arrow continues to burn for more damage
[06:59] <Kaelik> !dice 2d4
[06:59] <Yuffie> Kaelik : Result of5 2d4 : 7
[06:59] <Kaelik> then it stops
[07:00] <ubernoob> I top myself off with LoH
[07:00] <Kaelik> people should do things now
[07:00] <Sparky> I'm not sure where we are on the map.
01[07:01] <Viel> I'll cautiously follow, wondering if the trap was a one-off or is going to repeat
[07:01] <ubernoob> I'm running low on divine magic. After a bit more exploring, we should probably rest for a bit.
03[07:01] * Shik (sandtongue@297948.47B45D.CFD4E7.CEA4C6) has joined #Valhalla
[07:01] <Shik> Sorry
[07:02] <Shik> got disconnected
[07:02] <ubernoob> anyways, there's a door, right?
[07:02] <Kaelik> yes
[07:02] <ubernoob> I kick in the fucking door
[07:02] <Shik> Listen then Search then open with a 10 foot pole
[07:02] <Kaelik> roll a str check
[07:02] <Shik> ....or that
[07:02] <ubernoob> !roll strength 1d20
[07:03] <Kaelik> !dice 1d20
[07:03] <Yuffie> Kaelik : Result of5 1d20 : 9
[07:03] <Sparky> *stands behind Andrew*
[07:03] <Kaelik> the door resists your kicking in
[07:03] <ubernoob> ok, maybe I just open the door
[07:03] <Kaelik> the door opens
[07:03] <ubernoob> I look inside
[07:03] <Kaelik> you see more piles of boxes, but no piles of poisoness mold
[07:03] <ubernoob> Sweet. I enter.
[07:04] <Sparky> *walks into the room*
[07:04] <Shik> !dice 1d20+8 search
[07:04] <Yuffie> Shik : Result of5 1d20+8 search : 12(8) 16
[07:04] <Sparky> Should we check the boxes?
[07:04] <ubernoob> I don't see why not
[07:04] <Sparky> Okay. *opens nearest box*
[07:04] <Kaelik> in the boxes, you find 500ft of sweet ass rope!
[07:04] <Shik> yea that's what I'm doing.
[07:05] <ubernoob> Fuck yeah, Rope
[07:05] <Kaelik> also, tons of nails, and stoneworkers tools
[07:05] <Sparky> Is it all in one coil?
[07:05] <Kaelik> you are swimming in cool shit!
[07:05] <ubernoob> It's rope. We can tie it together.
[07:05] <Kaelik> yes, one big damn coil
[07:05] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson hands the big ass coil of rope to Sparky to carry because Sparky is strong like that.
[07:05] <Kaelik> hey Viel, I know we are boring, but say something right now
[07:05] <Shik> Is that hemp or silk rope?
01[07:05] <Viel> Awesome, rope!
[07:05] <Kaelik> it is hemp
[07:05] <Sparky> *stuffs the rope in my loot sack*
[07:06] <Shik> Then I'm indifferent.
01[07:06] <Viel> Sorry Kaelik, I'm not nodding off, but I'm a bit tired as, due to attending a funeral, I didn't get to have an afternoon nap yesterday
01[07:07] <Viel> Hemp? WE SHOULD SMOKE IT
[07:07] <ubernoob> Is there a door to the north?
[07:07] <Sparky> *Strugles a bit under the weight of all this junk*
[07:07] <Shik> Nah seems we need to go back
[07:07] <Shik> To the other corner of the L shaped room
[07:08] <ubernoob> Let's go back that way then, Rope is awesome, but this room is boring.
[07:08] <Kaelik> haha
[07:08] <Sparky> *follows Andrew*
[07:08] <Kaelik> oh no you didn't
[07:08] <ubernoob> I didn't?
[07:08] <Kaelik> I rolled a fucking 20, and you all get to stay there
[07:08] <ubernoob> Awesome. Nap time it is.
[07:09] <Kaelik> While looking at the rope and thinking very hard about smoking it
[07:09] <Sparky> Heh.
[07:09] <Kaelik> Viel sees a fucking wall
[07:09] <Kaelik> and on that wall is a door
[07:09] <Kaelik> that opens
[07:09] <Kaelik> sort of
[07:09] <Kaelik> It's a MOTHERFUCKING SECRET DOOR!
01[07:09] <Viel> Awesome!
[07:09] <ubernoob> kickass
01[07:09] <Viel> "Hey guys, look what I found."
[07:09] <Kaelik> okay, so on your player map
[07:10] <Sparky> What? What did you find?
[07:10] <Kaelik> it leads back into the first mold sack room
[07:10] <Kaelik> from the room you are in
[07:10] <ubernoob> Sweet. A shortcut.
[07:10] <Shik> awesome, saves us some travel time
[07:10] <Kaelik> and the door, it spins on an axis
[07:10] <Kaelik> fuck yeah!
01[07:10] <Viel> "Can't you see it? It's a door. A secret door."
[07:10] <Sparky> *looks* Oh, yeah, now I see it.
[07:11] <Kaelik> Now you can all not walk into more acid damage
[07:11] <ubernoob> I like that plan
[07:11] <Kaelik> and because none of you have decent ranks in search except the rat
[07:11] <Sparky> Well, shall we go? *gestures to the new door*
[07:11] <Kaelik> I arbitrarily give you all +2 bonuses to finding all future secret doors
[07:12] <Sparky> Hooray.
[07:12] <Shik> Yay.
[07:12] <Kaelik> (of this type)
[07:12] <Kaelik> okay, so you get back to the L shaped room or whatever
[07:13] <ubernoob> and we go the CORRECT way
01[07:13] <Viel> Excellent. So, that leaves us with two more doors from the looks of things
[07:13] <Shik> Yup.
[07:13] <Sparky> *Goes over to the northernmost untried door*
[07:14] <Shik> Listen, Search, 10-foot pole
[07:15] <Sparky> *listens as well*
[07:15] <Kaelik> hear nothing, see nothing open door
[07:15] <Sparky> *looks into new room*
[07:16] <Kaelik> you see a dead orc
[07:16] <Kaelik> you vaguely remeber murdering him in the recent past prior to being clobbered
[07:17] <Sparky> *enters new room and approaches door to the north*
[07:17] <Kaelik> Is Sparky alone?
[07:17] <Sparky> *gives corpse a weary glance and clutches loot bag tighter*
[07:17] <Sparky> I think so.
[07:17] <Shik> Others are nearby
[07:17] <Shik> But sparky goes ahead
[07:17] <Kaelik> northern door is open already
[07:18] <Sparky> *looks into new room and waits for others*
[07:18] <Sparky> Nothing too dangerous in here...
[07:18] <Kaelik> you see another room pretty much the same as the one you are in
[07:18] <Sparky> *waits for others to enter current room then enters new room*
01[07:18] <Viel> I'll follow
[07:19] <Kaelik> the room seems to resonate with an odd sound, and shadowy illumination plays across the walls
[07:19] <Shik> me 2
[07:19] <ubernoob> I'm up at the front as well since I can't seem to die easily
[07:19] <Kaelik> as Sparky walk into the new room, a big cloak drops on his face and bites him
[07:19] <Sparky> Initiative?
[07:20] <Sparky> !dice 1d20
[07:20] <Yuffie> Sparky : Result of5 1d20 : 3
[07:20] <ubernoob> 14
[07:20] <Sparky> Jeez.
[07:20] <Kaelik> yeah, go ahead with the init
[07:20] <Kaelik> in the mean time I will attempt to determine attack roll
[07:20] <Shik> !dice 1d20+3 init
[07:20] <Yuffie> Shik : Result of5 1d20+3 init : 12(17) 20
[07:20] <Sparky> I do not react well to danger.
[07:21] <Kaelik> !dice 1d4+4
[07:21] <Yuffie> Kaelik : Result of5 1d4+4 : 6
[07:21] <Kaelik> you take 6 damage
[07:22] <Sparky> Yup.
[07:22] <Kaelik> !dice 1d20
[07:22] <Yuffie> Kaelik : Result of5 1d20 : 3
[07:22] <Kaelik> and you are not grappled
01[07:22] <Viel> !dice 1d20+6
[07:22] <Yuffie> Viel : Result of5 1d20+6 : 12(10) 16
[07:23] <Kaelik> Viel figures out this is an ugly looking darkmantle
[07:23] <Shik> Full round action to study.
[07:23] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson figures it will probably die if he stabs it
[07:23] <Kaelik> the init order is: Shik/Viel/Uber/Darkmantle/Sparky
01[07:24] <Viel> "Oh, it's actually fairly week along the ridges, aim there."
[07:24] <Kaelik> shik studies
01[07:24] <Viel> Viel casts Fengut on it
01[07:25] <Viel> DC 16 Fort, because there's nothing like having a darkmantle throw up on your head
[07:25] <Sparky> Ugh.
[07:25] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson runs up and charges it with his big pointy stick. I'm assuming I can get flanking mods here.
[07:26] <ubernoob> 23 should hit
[07:26] <ubernoob> 6 damage
[07:26] <ubernoob> sitting at a 22 AC and my turn is over
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[07:28] <DM> hey
[07:28] <Sparky> Hi.
[07:28] <DM> so shit went weird and computer went dead
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[07:29] <Kaelik> take me a minute to get everything back in order here, but yeah, how goes Uber and Viels turn?
[07:29] <Sparky> Uber attacked for a 23 and probably did 6 damage.
[07:29] <Sparky> Viel cast Fengut.
[07:30] <Shik> Yuo.
01[07:30] <Viel> Yeah, Fengut is Fort DC 16
01[07:30] <Viel> !dice 1d20
[07:30] <Yuffie> Viel : Result of5 1d20 : 8
[07:30] <Kaelik> did Uber roll a miss chance for Darkness?
[07:31] <Kaelik> (the spell, so no darkvision does not save you)
[07:31] <Kaelik> it will probably fail that save then, as soon as I find it's modifiers
[07:31] <Sparky> He did not roll for darkness yet.
01[07:31] <Viel> !dice 1d4+1 duration
[07:31] <Yuffie> Viel : Result of5 1d4+1 duration : 2
[07:32] <Kaelik> it definately failed the save, so will be nauseated for two rounds
[07:32] <Kaelik> so Uber roll miss chance
01[07:32] <Viel> Hahaha, it throws up on his head
[07:33] <Kaelik> Sparky drown in Darkmantle vomit
[07:33] <Sparky> Oh noes!
[07:33] <Shik> I think sparks isn't grappled anymore
[07:33] <Kaelik> he never was
[07:33] <Kaelik> he had a way better mod
[07:33] <ubernoob> I miss on 50% miss chance. Hit on 20%
[07:33] <Kaelik> also, someone else will have to do the log for Zine, because I lost everything
[07:33] <Kaelik> ??
[07:34] <Kaelik> I am so confused uber
[07:34] <ubernoob> Darkness is 20% right?
[07:34] <Kaelik> 1-20 miss, higher is hit
[07:34] <Kaelik> yeah
[07:34] <ubernoob> If so, I hit
[07:34] <Kaelik> okay
[07:34] <Kaelik> six damage?
[07:34] <ubernoob> yep
[07:34] <Kaelik> Sparky, make your full attack
[07:34] <Kaelik> your time to shine
[07:34] <Sparky> !dice 1d20+4 claw
[07:34] <Yuffie> Sparky : Result of5 1d20+4 claw : 12(16) 20
[07:34] <Sparky> !dice 1d4+3
[07:34] <Yuffie> Sparky : Result of5 1d4+3 : 6
[07:35] <Sparky> !dice 1d20+4 claw
[07:35] <Yuffie> Sparky : Result of5 1d20+4 claw : 12(13) 17
[07:35] <Sparky> !dice 1d4+3
[07:35] <Yuffie> Sparky : Result of5 1d4+3 : 4
[07:35] <Kaelik> I'll roll miss chances
[07:35] <Sparky> !dice 1d20-1 Bite
[07:35] <Yuffie> Sparky : Result of5 1d20-1 Bite : 12(15) 14
[07:35] <Sparky> !dice 1d20-1 gore
[07:35] <Yuffie> Sparky : Result of5 1d20-1 gore : 12(4) 3
[07:35] <Sparky> I can see in magical darkness.
[07:35] <Kaelik> oh right
[07:36] <Kaelik> anyway, I rolled and you hit on them anyway
[07:36] <Kaelik> so you were doing full damage regardless
[07:36] <Kaelik> in this case, full being 10
[07:37] <Sparky> Odd that I fail to bite something sitting on my face.
[07:37] <Kaelik> I'm attributing it to you being too busy swallowing dark mantle vomit
[07:37] <Kaelik> but way to go pratfalls
[07:38] <Kaelik> you bring him to below 0 HP, and he is now dying in front of you
[07:38] <Kaelik> But then!
[07:38] <Sparky> *starts choking and clawing at the darkmantle corpse on my face*
[07:38] <Sparky> nevermind
[07:39] <Kaelik> A rat runs up and bites the darkmantle!
[07:39] <Sparky> ha
[07:39] <Kaelik> [You are technically in combat time, but you can not be if you want to not be.]
[07:40] <ubernoob> So, I think this is a good spot to rest for the night
[07:40] <Kaelik> If you elect not to be, the Rat will continue to bite the Darkmantle for a few minutes
[07:40] <Shik> yup
[07:40] <ubernoob> If we go much further, we'll probably end up with someone dead
01[07:40] <Viel> Sure, the rat can bite the darkmantle
[07:40] <ubernoob> Heal up overnight and continue in the morning?
[07:40] <Kaelik> And then it will sort of curl up and go to sleep
[07:41] <Sparky> I think we should keep going, this place can't be that big. I don't want to spend anymore time here than we have to.
[07:41] <Shik> Hah!
[07:41] <Kaelik> Also, Viel, with masterful knowledges, and Other people, with less masterful knowledges but ranks in knowledge planes can see that it has horns
[07:41] <ubernoob> We've almost died like four times today. You're welcome to go on, but I'm staying here until I get some more magicks
[07:41] <Kaelik> and that probably indicates it's a fiendish rat
[07:41] <ubernoob> Also, can I have the rat as a pet?
01[07:41] <Viel> "Oh hey, look, a horned rat"
[07:42] <Sparky> *bows my head a bit* I'll wait with you.
[07:42] <Kaelik> the rat is not a pet
[07:42] <Shik> "That was awful of you." Shik comments.
[07:42] <ubernoob> My diplomacy check or the rat is 24. Is it my friend now?
[07:42] <Kaelik> he is an equal companion, with full fledged XP rights and 1/5th share in treasure
[07:43] <ubernoob> Sweet. I'm gunna carry him around in my backpack.
[07:43] <Kaelik> [He tells Viel that he wants some rope to chew on.]
01[07:43] <Viel> "Eek eek ik squeak" (speaking in MagicalBeasteese: hey, wanna travel with us? You get to eat basically anything we kill)
01[07:44] <Viel> "Oh, can someone chew a foot or two off the rope for him to chew?"
[07:44] <Sparky> *looks at Viel oddly*
[07:44] <Kaelik> [I agree to those terms, But I also demand some shinies when you get them, and rope!]
[07:44] <Sparky> *takes a bit of the rope out of the sack*
[07:44] <Kaelik> Tiny is delighted
01[07:44] <Viel> [Sure, here's the rope, and we'll share shinies with you]
[07:44] <Shik> Shik seems oddly pleased with this turn of events.
[07:45] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson is pleased with his new companion.
[07:45] <ubernoob> OK, so rest for the night and continue in the morning with full slots?
[07:45] <Sparky> Sparky is ambivalent towards our new companion
01[07:45] <Viel> "...I've always got on well with magical creatures. Probably because I was brought up by bulettes."
[07:45] <Kaelik> Rest is completely uneventful, except that a tremor in the night makes some noise, but produces no bad effects.
[07:45] <Sparky> You...what? *looks at viel oddly again*
[07:46] <Kaelik> [Tiny thinks Sparky is a jerk, after he ran in to rescue him from the Darkmantle and everything.]
[07:46] <Sparky> *starts a bitter rivalry with the rat*
01[07:46] <Viel> [dwarfs are like that, they're always bad tempered]
01[07:47] <Viel> I'll do the trance thing for the night before spending an hour studying. By which I mean memorising spells. The same spells as the day before, as it happens.
[07:47] <Kaelik> so, give yourself sexy new spells, and prepare for the not morning because it's always night
[07:47] <Kaelik> and everyone is full, because only Sparky was injured, and Uber had enough to heal him before resting, so I'm saying that happened.
01[07:47] <Viel> The spells have to be sexy? Well I'll have to look in other supplements for that.
[07:48] <Kaelik> Koumei, everything is sexy when you say it
01[07:48] <Viel> :3
[07:48] <Sparky> *has confusing nightmares about my forgotten past*
[07:48] <Kaelik> whatever loser
[07:49] <Sparky> Yup.
[07:49] <Kaelik> Tome rule: Amnesia
[07:49] <Kaelik> Sometimes a player is really lazy or cannot think of a backstory.
[07:49] <Kaelik> I keeed
[07:49] <Sparky> I have a backstory, My character just doesn't know it and you didn't want to hear it.
[07:50] <Sparky> Heh.
[07:50] <ubernoob> OK, so going forward I guess?
[07:50] <Sparky> Onward and Northward!
[07:50] <Shik> At least they are not angsty dreams
[07:50] <Kaelik> I know, plus your actual background is "Expiremental Stock"
[07:50] <Kaelik> anyway
[07:50] <Kaelik> bam
[07:50] <Sparky> No, no angst here, I am a dwarf after all.
[07:50] <Kaelik> in the morning
[07:51] <Kaelik> that is very dark
[07:51] <Kaelik> you are all awake
[07:51] <Shik> Dwarves never angst, they only go berserk.
[07:51] <Sparky> *stretches and looks expectantly at the others for direction*
[07:52] <Sparky> *glares at tiny, the only rival for team mascot*
01[07:52] <Viel> Great. I munch on the travel rations of my race (mooncakes?) and cast Prestidigitation to clean myself up.
[07:53] <Sparky> *eats hardtack and rock hard sausages*/
[07:53] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson asks to bum a prestidigitation bath off of the smexy mage
[07:53] <Shik> I'll eat the edible stuff I took with me.
01[07:54] <Viel> Sure. Actually, I cast Prestidig before memorising spells, so that I can memorise it again and cast it again. And I'll actually leave the Mage Hand spot blank, so I can sit down and fill it in later.
[07:54] <Kaelik> shik takes 2 con damage!
[07:55] <Kaelik> but heals one in the night
[07:55] <Kaelik> sorry, forgot about your poison
[07:55] <Shik> thats 3?
[07:55] <Kaelik> your current con total is 3 less than it was when we started playing
[07:56] <Shik> Ok.
[07:56] <ubernoob> I definitely can't cast lesser restoration or neutralize poison yet
[07:56] <Kaelik> well, poison's done
[07:56] <Sparky> *gets up and stands by the door to the north*
[07:56] <ubernoob> crap
[07:56] <ubernoob> delay poison is on my list
[07:57] <ubernoob> nm that
[07:57] <Kaelik> meh, your CL isn't high enough for it to matter much though is it?
[07:57] <ubernoob> only lasts an hour
[07:57] <ubernoob> so yeah, forget it
[07:57] <Kaelik> so yeah, the north door, was open, but I assume you closed it last night
01[07:57] <Viel> "Shall we continue?"
[07:57] <ubernoob> Indeed
[07:58] <Shik> Yes.
[07:58] <Kaelik> so when you open it, a lazor shoots only Shik for 40 damage
[07:58] <Sparky> *opens door*
[07:58] <Kaelik> I keeed
[07:58] <Kaelik> nothing happends
[07:58] <Sparky> lol
[07:58] <Kaelik> happens
[07:58] <Sparky> *goes north*
[07:58] <Kaelik> another room much like the one you are in
[07:58] <Kaelik> this one isn't dark and creepy sounding
[07:58] <ubernoob> we search it for bitches and loot
[07:59] <Kaelik> it lacks those qualities
[07:59] <ubernoob> it is of no use to us
[07:59] <ubernoob> we continue on
[07:59] <Kaelik> the next door is open, and you head out
[07:59] <Kaelik> into a corridor!
[07:59] <Kaelik> and who goes first into the corridor?
01[07:59] <Viel> yay, corridor
[07:59] <ubernoob> I say we head east
01[07:59] <Viel> Not me!
[07:59] <ubernoob> east looks fun
[08:00] <Sparky> *heads into the corridor first*
[08:01] <Kaelik> Sparky looks over
[08:01] <Kaelik> and sees an army of Tinies
[08:01] <Sparky> *faints*
[08:01] <Kaelik> Tiny runs out ahead of them, and Viel from her safety in the corner, hears the conversation
01[08:01] <Viel> oh boy
[08:01] <Sparky> *awakens*
[08:02] <Sparky> Rats? Rats? ...uh...
[08:02] <Shik> Well this should be fun.
[08:02] <Kaelik> [No, niceies. Promised Shinies! No eat! Darkmantle!]
[08:02] <Shik> *Despite being a rat... Shik can't speak with rats.* :'(
[08:02] <Kaelik> [You have betrayed your kind for the shinies, and you will die!]
[08:02] <ubernoob> (I'm assuming Viel translates this)
[08:03] <Kaelik> Suddenly, the chorus of squeeks comes up
01[08:03] <Viel> "Well, it sounds... uh-oh. I think our friend is about to be shredded."
[08:03] <Kaelik> with all the rats shouting at Tiny
[08:03] <ubernoob> Noooooooooooooooo!
[08:03] <Kaelik> [Traitor! Traitor! Traitor!]
01[08:03] <Viel> [Tiny, come back here!]
[08:03] <ubernoob> Leeeeeeroy Jenkins runs out into the hallway to attempt to save his mascot.
[08:03] <Sparky> *charges the horde of rats*
[08:03] <Kaelik> roll init
01[08:03] <Viel> !dice 1d20+6
[08:03] <Sparky> !dice 1d20
[08:03] <Yuffie> Sparky : Result of5 1d20 : 8
[08:03] <Yuffie> Viel : Result of5 1d20+6 : 12(4) 10
[08:03] <ubernoob> 12 here
[08:03] <Shik> !dice 1d20+3
[08:03] <Yuffie> Shik : Result of5 1d20+3 : 12(2) 5
[08:04] <ubernoob> so, me first?
[08:04] <Shik> *Shik feels bad about attacking his lessers.*
[08:04] <Kaelik> rat swarm goes last, everyone else declare actions
[08:05] <Sparky> If the rat sawrm is more than five feet away I charge, otherwise I start full attacking the nearest rats.
[08:05] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson is going to sheath his sword and board and start tossing down alchemist's fire with both hands at the horde.
01[08:06] <Viel> BAMF! As long as I go before the chargers, I Colour Spray the rats. [Sorry Tiny, you'll be okay!]
[08:06] <Shik> Shik will drop his sling, pull out a torch and light it from his lantern.
[08:06] <Sparky> !dice 1d20+4 claw
[08:06] <Yuffie> Sparky : Result of5 1d20+4 claw : 12(18) 22
[08:07] <Sparky> !dice 1d4+3
[08:07] <Yuffie> Sparky : Result of5 1d4+3 : 4
[08:07] <Sparky> !dice 1d20+4 claw
[08:07] <Yuffie> Sparky : Result of5 1d20+4 claw : 12(2) 6
[08:07] <Sparky> !dice 1d20-1 bite
[08:07] <Yuffie> Sparky : Result of5 1d20-1 bite : 12(15) 14
[08:07] <Sparky> !dice 1d20-1 gore
[08:07] <Yuffie> Sparky : Result of5 1d20-1 gore : 12(10) 9
[08:07] <Sparky> Should be 2 damage from me.
[08:08] <Kaelik> !dice 1d4
[08:08] <Yuffie> Kaelik : Result of5 1d4 : 3
[08:08] <Kaelik> you guys have three rounds to mop up the rat swarm, as they are stunned for that long
[08:09] <Kaelik> I assume you do so, what with alchemist Fire and torches and them being stunned
[08:09] <ubernoob> They all burn to death from alchemist fire
[08:09] <ubernoob> Thanks, Koumei
01[08:09] <Viel> burn burn burn the rats
[08:09] <Kaelik> Tiny, who rolled a natural 20, joins in, clawing they eyes of his various former pack members
[08:09] <Sparky> *eats one in an uncontrolled fury*
[08:09] <ubernoob> lol
01[08:09] <Viel> That is one awesome rat
[08:10] <Kaelik> well, the Darkmantle was already at -whatever
[08:10] <Kaelik> I kinda hoped it would be at 0, so I could give the kill to tiny
01[08:10] <Viel> haha
[08:10] <Kaelik> but no, Sparky got his official kill
[08:11] <Sparky> cool
[08:11] <Kaelik> and no monster yet has succeeded in taking a standard action post Koumei casting
01[08:11] <Viel> :3
[08:11] <Sparky> *covered in fiendish rat entrails, looks disgusted with himself*
[08:11] <Shik> Blame it on rainbows
[08:11] <Sparky> Go go Rainbow Wizard!
[08:11] <Kaelik> okay, you guys are in the fucking corridor
[08:12] <Kaelik> it's awesome
[08:12] <Kaelik> look around at what you have wrought!
[08:12] <ubernoob> Fuck yeah, East time
[08:12] <Kaelik> oh yeah, Koumei, I choose you
[08:12] <Sparky> *follows*
01[08:12] <Viel> blamw it on 11,13H16,11A13,16R11,13M16,11O13,16N8,9Y
[08:13] <Shik> We are in the west corridor?
[08:13] <Kaelik> no wait
[08:13] <Kaelik> damn
[08:13] <Kaelik> okay, I'm houseruling fuck it
[08:13] <Kaelik> you are not an elven generalist, but you do get Search as a class skill anyway, because I want you guys to find goddam doors
[08:14] <Shik> I was just about to ask for a search check
01[08:14] <Viel> Haha, sure. Next level I'll put some ranks in
[08:14] <Kaelik> Tiny thanks you for you aid
[08:14] <Shik> If we were in the west corridor
01[08:14] <Viel> [That's okay, we look out for our team]
[08:14] <Sparky> *gives Tiny grudging respect*
[08:15] <Kaelik> the best part about tiny, is that no one has AoE damage for a long time, and even when they do, he has FR 5
[08:15] <Shik> "My pleasure."
[08:15] <Kaelik> and no one will attack the rat with the party beating up on them
[08:15] <Kaelik> oh crap
[08:15] <Kaelik> actually, rat swarms will fuck him up, if they ever get an action
[08:16] <Shik> Don't even say such things!
[08:16] <Kaelik> so which way are you guys going
[08:16] <Sparky> East.
[08:16] <Shik> If we are in the west corridor let me look for Sdoors first
[08:16] <Kaelik> okay, so you walk into a tiny room/corridor, and to the south, is a big set of doors
[08:17] <Kaelik> and to the north, is a normal sized door
[08:17] <Kaelik> in the middle
[08:17] <Kaelik> you see a skeleton
[08:17] <Kaelik> just lying there
[08:17] <Sparky> *walks over to the skeleton*
[08:18] <Kaelik> tattered leather armor and some chewed clothing is all he has on him
[08:18] <Sparky> Is it in better shape than my rags?
[08:18] <Kaelik> no
[08:18] <Shik> Heh.
[08:18] <Kaelik> also, the door to the north is open
[08:19] <Kaelik> and looking into it, you see four more open doors
[08:19] <Sparky> *looks into the room to the north*
[08:19] <Sparky> I think we should go south first.
[08:19] <Sparky> *goes to close the northern door*
[08:20] <Shik> Listen, Search, 10-foot pole
[08:20] <Shik> Checking south door.
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[08:21] <Kaelik> so then everyone but the dead shik roll init
[08:21] <Shik> huh?
01[08:21] <Viel> !dice 1d20+6
[08:21] <Yuffie> Viel : Result of5 1d20+6 : 12(20) 26
[08:21] <Sparky> What?
[08:21] <Kaelik> just messing with you
[08:21] <Shik> sorry got disconnected
[08:21] <Kaelik> no roll
[08:22] <Kaelik> because he disconnected
[08:22] <Sparky> Ah.
01[08:22] <Viel> Aw, but I want my CRITICAL INITIATIVE
[08:22] <Kaelik> how about, instead, I use it for your next secret door check
[08:22] <Shik> You win critical initiative against the darkness
01[08:22] <Viel> Haha, it's a deal
[08:22] <Kaelik> so yeah
[08:23] <Kaelik> the north door is closed
[08:23] <Kaelik> the south door is opened
[08:23] <Kaelik> nothing happens
[08:23] <Sparky> *looks into the southern room*
[08:24] <Kaelik> Sparky sees a table, a chair, a bed, and an open secret door, of the type discovered earlier
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[08:24] <Sparky> *sneaks into room*
[08:24] <Kaelik> there are also six stools surrounding a pile of dirt in the center of the floor
[08:24] <Sparky> *gestures at others to wait*
[08:25] <Sparky> *pokes dirt with shovel*
[08:25] <Kaelik> there is stone under the dirt
[08:26] <Sparky> *starts moving dirt as quietly as possible*
[08:26] <Shik> (Would this be a good point to stop?)
[08:26] <Kaelik> the secret door is in the east wall, and leads to that corridor that dead ends
[08:27] <Kaelik> sure, Uber is gone, and it's okay to stop now
[08:27] <Sparky> Okay.
[08:27] <Shik> Yea, I need to sleep nowz
[08:27] <Kaelik> okay
01[08:27] <Viel> In that case, Viel totally claims the bed for herself