Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:51 am
The other 50% are intentionally homoerotic.
Unintentionally? We follow the proud debate tradition of the Greeks, where the loser gets assfucked until he displays humility.Libertad wrote:Fun fact: 50% of TGD arguments end up unintentionally homoerotic.The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:Oh, go get lost in a forest of cocks.
But what if I'm a power bottom o0?The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:Unintentionally? We follow the proud debate tradition of the Greeks, where the loser gets assfucked until he displays humility.Libertad wrote:Fun fact: 50% of TGD arguments end up unintentionally homoerotic.The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:Oh, go get lost in a forest of cocks.
Then you give me your number.Hiram McDaniels wrote: But what if I'm a power bottom o0?
And thus we arrive at the real reason why anyone is here:Pseudo Stupidity wrote:Then you give me your number.Hiram McDaniels wrote: But what if I'm a power bottom o0?
You'd also have to be endlessly metaphorised as vampires.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:Being gay seems like too much work. There's quite a few guys I'd plow until they cried like a bitch, but then I'd have to go to pride parades, and be an activist, and drink heavily, and all sorts of nonsense.
The trick is finding a guy who'd be into a dom/sub relationship. Plow him all you want, then order him to do the drinking and activist-ing for you.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:Being gay seems like too much work. There's quite a few guys I'd plow until they cried like a bitch, but then I'd have to go to pride parades, and be an activist, and drink heavily, and all sorts of nonsense.
Hey now, most gays don't resemble vampires at all. Sure, I'm pale, hate the sun, avoid churches, don't like seeing my reflection in mirrors, want to do unprintable things to attractive men, and would die if you stabbed a wooden stake through my chest, but I actually love garlic, thank you very much.Thaluikhain wrote:You'd also have to be endlessly metaphorised as vampires.
Fuck, you beat me to it. I'm a ginger too, so avoiding the sun is key to my survival. But fuck garlic is so good. I'd die if I was a vampire.Emerald wrote:The trick is finding a guy who'd be into a dom/sub relationship. Plow him all you want, then order him to do the drinking and activist-ing for you.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:Being gay seems like too much work. There's quite a few guys I'd plow until they cried like a bitch, but then I'd have to go to pride parades, and be an activist, and drink heavily, and all sorts of nonsense.
Hey now, most gays don't resemble vampires at all. Sure, I'm pale, hate the sun, avoid churches, don't like seeing my reflection in mirrors, want to do unprintable things to attractive men, and would die if you stabbed a wooden stake through my chest, but I actually love garlic, thank you very much.Thaluikhain wrote:You'd also have to be endlessly metaphorised as vampires.
I am literally married to a person who said unironically that non-magic users should be inferior to magic users in games where relative power between character classes is measured by levels of supposedly equivalent power and utility.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:I've literally never met anyone who thought that. I've seen random shitposters say that, and there was that one guy on the Wizards boards that I was mean to because I didn't know what autism was and didn't realize he couldn't help it, but no one in real life.From what I've seen a common position is "Casters manipulate the very fabric of reality. Of course they should be gods."
I don't find that a particularly unreasonable position. I mean, that's essentially just a layperson's take on the common Den suggestion that anyone who isn't a magic-user by the mid levels should go home and let the adults deal with mid-to-high-level adventures because you can't satisfy both "A 9th-level fighter is equivalent in power to a 9th-level wizard" and "...but the wizard can break the laws of physics however he wants while the fighter has to stay completely mundane to satisfy the historical realism fetishists" at the same time.Hicks wrote:I am literally married to a person who said unironically that non-magic users should be inferior to magic users in games where relative power between character classes is measured by levels of supposedly equivalent power and utility.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:I've literally never met anyone who thought that. I've seen random shitposters say that, and there was that one guy on the Wizards boards that I was mean to because I didn't know what autism was and didn't realize he couldn't help it, but no one in real life.From what I've seen a common position is "Casters manipulate the very fabric of reality. Of course they should be gods."
"They have magic, which means they should always be better!"
Srsly.
I'm not saying it's good that people think that, but it was built into the rules. A 20th level commoner is a thing that exists. Clearly, a 20th level commoner isn't supposed to be as good as a 20th level fighter which implies level means 'the best you can be in your niche' and not 'equal power level'.John Magnum wrote:It implies there's no such thing as a level 20 Fighter. "Mundane fighters can't keep up with magically powered characters, so it's correct and good for there to be level 20 Fighters, and level 20 Wizards, and for said Wizards to be way better" is another, and makes it that much harder to mean anything by saying "level 20".