"Top Shot" is a pretty cool tv show. Watching people shoot bullets to make some difficult shots is awesome. This feels very strange for me because I'm not very particular on guns themselves.
But that said - trick shooting is awesome.
Shooting pipes off of a mannequin's mouth - pretty damn cool.
Shooting a bullet at an ax-head to split the bullet and hit two different balloons. - awesome.
SHooting two guns at the same time to shoot targets that are next to each other -Double awesome
Shooting two guns at the same time to shoot targets that are very far from each other - TRIPLE AWESOME
Edit: they just topped themselves for more awesome
The elimination challenge is hanging upside down and shooting at bottles 50 feet away.
Moments when a piece of entertainment completely rocked you.
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You might like this video, then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDoQwIAaXg
Videos at 1 million frames per second of bullets hitting various things. It's really rather awesome-looking. Plus, at those speeds and forces, metal often behaves like liquid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDoQwIAaXg
Videos at 1 million frames per second of bullets hitting various things. It's really rather awesome-looking. Plus, at those speeds and forces, metal often behaves like liquid.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Pretty much the entirety of Sucker Punch. But especially any time the Wise Man (Scott Glenn) was on screen.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
I'm kinda iffy about Sucker Punch because of Zach Snyder. "300" wasn't my cup of tea and while "Watchmen" was ok, it wasn't great. I"m just not fond of that level of violence. Well, that's not true. I'm a fan of Robert Rodriguez and his splatterpunk violence style in his non-kid movies.
But, that could also be because Rodriguez doesn't seem take himself seriously with his plots.
So Is "Sucker punch" similar to "300" in violence and it's depiction or just another "Grindhouse-ey" flick?
But, that could also be because Rodriguez doesn't seem take himself seriously with his plots.
So Is "Sucker punch" similar to "300" in violence and it's depiction or just another "Grindhouse-ey" flick?
Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.
If Sucker Punch is comparable to anything, it's anime, to be honest. Hell, I'm trying remember how much blood was actually spilled, and it's very little. Most of the battles are in day dreams, where the opponents aren't things that bleed, really. Steam-borg Nazi Zombies, mech-gunmen, giant robot samurai, that kind of stuff. Lots of fancy combat, just not much blood. All hyper stylized, as it's all happening in the head of a disturbed girl. When it does happen in the real world, or the first level of day dream (yes, there are two levels...) it's fairly realistic.Cynic wrote:I'm kinda iffy about Sucker Punch because of Zach Snyder. "300" wasn't my cup of tea and while "Watchmen" was ok, it wasn't great. I"m just not fond of that level of violence. Well, that's not true. I'm a fan of Robert Rodriguez and his splatterpunk violence style in his non-kid movies.
But, that could also be because Rodriguez doesn't seem take himself seriously with his plots.
So Is "Sucker punch" similar to "300" in violence and it's depiction or just another "Grindhouse-ey" flick?
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
http://www.baekdal.com/design/the-saga-of-biorn/
Awesome animation on that short film there.
But the random cruelty is a little too high.
Awesome animation on that short film there.
But the random cruelty is a little too high.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Well, SpyKids 1 was pretty good. 3 suffered horribly from the lack of Alexa Vega. 2 was, by far, the best though.FrankTrollman wrote:Well, SpyKids 2 anyway.Neeeek wrote:Frankly, you are probably underrating his kids movies. They were actually pretty amazing too.Cynic wrote: I'm a fan of Robert Rodriguez and his splatterpunk violence style in his non-kid movies.
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The moment I saw "from the makers of Twilight" I figured Red Riding Hood was not going to be good.RobbyPants wrote:I saw a preview for that when I watched Red Riding Hood, and it looked awesome! Sadly, Red Riding Hood was entertaining, but otherwise was nothing to write home about.Prak_Anima wrote:Pretty much the entirety of Sucker Punch. But especially any time the Wise Man (Scott Glenn) was on screen.
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I saw a review that was basically saying it's the anti twilight. Werewolves that actually murder people, and the thinly disguised sex metaphor is replaced with actual sex (but not really because it's PG 13) and the moral of the story is "Sex is awesome, go have some."
Basically, "Everyone who didn't watch twilight can then watch this instead." was the pitch to the producers.
Basically, "Everyone who didn't watch twilight can then watch this instead." was the pitch to the producers.
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Unrestricted Diplomat 5314 wrote:Accept this truth, as the wisdom of the Crafted: when the oppressors and abusers have won, when the boot of the callous has already trampled you flat, you should always, always take your swing."
That is the most genius movie pitch I've ever heard.Kaelik wrote:I saw a review that was basically saying it's the anti twilight. Werewolves that actually murder people, and the thinly disguised sex metaphor is replaced with actual sex (but not really because it's PG 13) and the moral of the story is "Sex is awesome, go have some."
Basically, "Everyone who didn't watch twilight can then watch this instead." was the pitch to the producers.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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I've been trying to reread Hellblazer. I think I'll read up to issue 150ish and stop. It kinda went to tripe after that.
But issue 5 by Jamie Delano is one of the main reasons I fell in love with Hellblazer.
It tells the story of a town's boys who were all part of the same platoon in Vietnam. THey never came back. Constantine ends up as an observer in the town by accident and watches as some sort of pyramid prayer scheme that promised to bring the boys back home backfires. They come home but they mistake their town for a Vietnam village.
You see Constantine as an observer and someone who isn't the bravest of people. He says many a time that he could have helped but he probably couldn't do anything. It's the sort of antihero that we normally don't see in our fiction.
But issue 5 by Jamie Delano is one of the main reasons I fell in love with Hellblazer.
It tells the story of a town's boys who were all part of the same platoon in Vietnam. THey never came back. Constantine ends up as an observer in the town by accident and watches as some sort of pyramid prayer scheme that promised to bring the boys back home backfires. They come home but they mistake their town for a Vietnam village.
You see Constantine as an observer and someone who isn't the bravest of people. He says many a time that he could have helped but he probably couldn't do anything. It's the sort of antihero that we normally don't see in our fiction.
Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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So I decided to watch The Wire. And I gotta say: it's very good. But This was damn near perfect. [NSFW]
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First scene of the first episode down, The Wire is awesome.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Okay, Cracked.com wins ten internets.
Seven scientific reasons the Zombie Outbreak would Fail Quickly.
Seven scientific reasons the Zombie Outbreak would Fail Quickly.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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I like how that one is contrasted by 5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually HappenMaxus wrote:Okay, Cracked.com wins ten internets.
Seven scientific reasons the Zombie Outbreak would Fail Quickly.
This spambot is cute. I vote we keep it.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
I hadn't seen one that did that kind of semi-relevant phrases in a post which could fool you for a split-second if you were just glancing.Zherog wrote:I'm not so sure "cute" is the adjective I'd use to describing the fucking fucker. But regardless, it's too late to keep it. I already whacked it...
Side note, I found out that that "Men Are Better Than Women" guy was shilling for a book with the same title. Evidently some raging fuckhead decided it'd be hilarious to write a book on the subject.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!