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Whatever wrote:True in comics, way way way more true in porn. Ugly men only.
If you want good looking men in porn, look at gay and "alternative" porn.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Prak_Anima wrote:
Whatever wrote:True in comics, way way way more true in porn. Ugly men only.
If you want good looking men in porn, look at gay and "alternative" porn.
Saw a pegging video where the guy was pretty cute before.
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I think pegging technically counts as "alt porn"
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Prak_Anima wrote:I think pegging technically counts as "alt porn"
I was agreeing with you.
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Whoa, here's what just happened to me.

Count: pegging video

Me: Huh? I wonder what that is.

<googles pegging>

...I suppose to each their own.
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Pseudo Stupidity wrote:Whoa, here's what just happened to me.

Count: pegging video

Me: Huh? I wonder what that is.
Coined by Dan Savage and his readers, and the setup for him later coining "santorum" as a non-proper noun.
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Josh_Kablack wrote: Coined by Dan Savage and his readers, and the setup for him later coining "santorum" as a non-proper noun.
That guy is very effective at getting names to stick on the internet. So pegging, santorum, and saddlebacking can all be attributed to him, huh?

I'm surprised he hasn't done anything like westboroing (or westborrowing... :P ) given his typical MO.
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Write in and suggest he do that. He probably would, and it could have fantastic results.
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I can safely say I've never heard any of the words that were just mentioned, and I thought I was savvy to most internet things. Clearly I am not.
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If you wanted to participate in a conversation, you've lost that right. You are a non-human now. You are over and cancelled. No concern of yours can ever matter to any member of the human race ever again.
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I'm familiar with pegging (the word, not the act), but I only know of santorum thanks to the Den.

So many wonderful things I can thank the Den for.
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Koumei wrote:I'm familiar with pegging (the word, not the act)
I am not as familiar with the act as I would like. Although I've seen some gripping depictions in adult media that are absolutely breathtaking...
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Count, does this mean you've been fucked in the ass by enough women that you're starting to enjoy it?
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I think he's saying he'd rather try getting physically fucked over for once because it's possible for that to feel good.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Prak_Anima wrote:Image
Alternatively: take ~$30, buy a budgie.
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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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Ah, the classic.
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http://theoatmeal.com/comics/working_home

This made me laugh.
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Maxus wrote:http://theoatmeal.com/comics/working_home

This made me laugh.
Wow. There's a lot of truth in that one.
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Heh. Thought about showing that to my mother (who works from home). Panel one of the horrible changed that...
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Another week, another image I did up for 9gag, fixing someone's bullshit.
The bullshit
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the fix
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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This should become an image macro. It's apparently an old manners poster from Tokyo in the mid 60s-70s.

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So, uh, what's the message?
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No idea. There wasn't a translation.

"Jesus H. Me, guys! Who left all these fucking umbrellas on the table?"
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