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Dominicius wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLCEXtpTNYU

...and by connection his entire channel. Probably the most intelligent Anarchist I have encountered (not that I have encountered many Anarchists mind you).
Wait? WHat? Intelligent. The guy draws idiotic false analogies between philosophical shifts in science to the need for a shift in a social construct - government.

That doesn't work.
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Cynic wrote:
Dominicius wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLCEXtpTNYU

...and by connection his entire channel. Probably the most intelligent Anarchist I have encountered (not that I have encountered many Anarchists mind you).
Wait? WHat? Intelligent. The guy draws idiotic false analogies between philosophical shifts in science to the need for a shift in a social construct - government.

That doesn't work.
He also did a pretty insightful review of JC's Avatar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryHvg-6Wy2A
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2tZLWIo9nY&feature
"The World's Most Terrifying Penises- Leopard Slugs."

Visually safe for work, provided you work somewhere where it's ok to watch slugs fuck.

Edit: And one about Echidna dicks, which also calls Australia out on it's non-sensical ecology.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr_cn66sYc8&feature
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Zombie Apocalypse Protips:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03JgFKk2flU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9k-wbkeYSU

I am going to hope the second video was made with the same intent as the first.
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I thought someone had posted that, or I'd have posted it myself.
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Japan has once again set out to destroy our sanity.

(I watched that entire thing, and only had to consult a katakana chart to figure out one pokemon. I was able to place every opening sequence, attack, inaccuracy, and pokemon, save for the one of which I needed to figure out the name. I need to go kill myself now...)


but, to make up for it, clearly Daffy Duck plays D&D
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Prak_Anima wrote:

but, to make up for it, clearly Daffy Duck plays D&D
Awesome.

DnD always ran best with a retro-glam/power rock soundtrack.
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Edit: Double post.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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i've seen that video somewhere else before ^^
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Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Thunder Lolcats.

Dammit, MAD. Why did you make me inflict this on other people?
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--The horror of Mario

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Thunder!
Thunder!
Thundercats!
LOOOOOL! *snickers* ^^
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Starscream vs Rainbow Dash Death Battle

The line "this is a Pony! A baby horse girl-toy! Why is it so awesome?" was delivered so well it made me snarf my drink.
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The vid linked in this reddit post is seriously disturbing though.
Don't click on it if you can't stand gross videos.
Apparently there are some weird judges in china that say if you help a person who has been in a traffic accident, that you must have caused it.

So that might be why people don't help that 2 year old hit by a truck
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That is just the tip of it,

China is the only country where parents will murder their own child if it was born a girl instead of a boy.
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Dominicius wrote:That is just the tip of it,

China is the only country where parents will murder their own child if it was born a girl instead of a boy.
No, it is not. India, Pakistan, Korea, Taiwan, and the Caucasus also have relatively high rates of sex-select infanticide.
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And if they don't just kill them, they wait till they're 10, and sell them into prostitution.
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I think China is the only country where sex-select infanticide is related to the laws of the nation.

In India, it's based off of Hindu caste prejudice, I'm really not sure about the rest.
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Mostly in India/Pakistan/Afghanistan/Tibet it's based on Economics.

It's EXPENSIVE to marry off a daughter.
Unwed daughters are an even bigger drain on your family finances, because for the most part, they can't work real jobs. They stay at home, they can't farm, they can't do anything, except eat and wear clothes. All of which costs money.

Men can work in the fields, they can get jobs doing things. Men when they marry get their wive's dowery. Which means increased wealth for the family (more cows, goats, land, what have you).

Of course, all those countries selecting against women,end up with a problem that now, there aren't enough women for all those men to marry. Especially since there's no way you're going to marry a girl whose been in force prostitution since she was 11.

The solution, of course, is to allow women to have jobs, and work outside the home. This is not easy, it took 100's of years for the West to allow this to happen.

SE Asian countries, probably have similar issues, women are not seen as productive members of a family. Which means, their desirability is based on their ability to birth sons. This doesn't help if she's YOUR daughter, as marrying her off is expensive, and nets your family a net loss.
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