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I hope so? No once else seems to have done any character work, so I'm good with same time next week, assuming everyone else involved is.
Like say, Zin's boss who runs the channel.
Like say, Zin's boss who runs the channel.
Unrestricted Diplomat 5314 wrote:Accept this truth, as the wisdom of the Crafted: when the oppressors and abusers have won, when the boot of the callous has already trampled you flat, you should always, always take your swing."
The two of us are kinda busy at the moment to join in, althought my "boss" (Iori) wants to try some Tome of Necromancy stuffKaelik wrote:I hope so? No once else seems to have done any character work, so I'm good with same time next week, assuming everyone else involved is.
Like say, Zin's boss who runs the channel.
And here we go again. Chapter 2, where we learn to never let ubernoob near a frigging door.
[06:07] <Kaelik> okay, so if you will all recall, last time we ended in this one room that had a bed, a pile of dust and an open secret door
[06:08] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson votes to check out the secret door
01[06:09] <Viel> I agree
[06:09] <Kaelik> On your player map, the room is directly to the right of the room that you slept in when you took a rest
[06:09] <ubernoob> can I get another link to the player map?
[06:09] <Kaelik> http://www.james.neetersoft.com/wld/wld.htm
[06:10] <Kaelik> player map A
01[06:10] <Viel> And that bed we discovered? Should it ever become relevant? It's mine
[06:10] <ubernoob> Which room number is it?
[06:10] <Kaelik> so if you see, directly to the right of the room
[06:10] <Kaelik> bad uber
[06:10] <Kaelik> the player map doesn't have numbers
[06:10] <Dominicius> oh it will most likely never become relevant
03[06:10] * Dominicius is now known as Shik
[06:11] <ubernoob> woah, oops
[06:11] <ubernoob> we're somewhere in the southwest though, right?
[06:11] <ubernoob> southeast*
[06:11] <Shik> Shik observes the door with interest cheking it for traps.
[06:12] <Kaelik> southwest
[06:12] <Kaelik> so Uber, you still have the map with room numbers on it?
[06:12] <ubernoob> no
[06:12] <ubernoob> I changed to the player map
[06:12] <Kaelik> well, it's A20
[06:13] <Kaelik> so use it to cross reference real quick
[06:13] <Shik> Heh... eh.
[06:13] <ubernoob> ok, got it
[06:13] <ubernoob> Anyways, secret door
[06:13] <Shik> Btw did we ever name our pet rat?
[06:14] <ubernoob> Tiny, iirc
01[06:14] <Viel> Tiny
[06:14] <Shik> right
[06:14] <Kaelik> So, secret door
01[06:14] <Viel> yes
[06:14] <Shik> Though in hind sight Horny would have been much better.
[06:14] <ubernoob> So, I say we send in Tiny to scout ahead thorugh the door
[06:14] <Kaelik> you see on the map, that corridor with no doors in it directly to the right of the room you are in?
[06:15] <Kaelik> Secret door leads into that corridor
[06:15] <Kaelik> And the door is fixed open because it has spikes jammed in the sides so it wouldn't close all the way
[06:15] <ubernoob> All in favor of sending Tiny to scout?
[06:15] <Shik> We explore the shit outta that.
[06:15] <Kaelik> So, the party is entering the corridor?
[06:16] <ubernoob> sure
[06:16] <Shik> Shik is being super careful though
[06:16] <Shik> and sending toby first
[06:16] <Kaelik> nothing of much happens
[06:17] <ubernoob> Forward on then
[06:17] <Shik> are there any secret doors?
[06:18] <Kaelik> not since the one you walked through
[06:18] <Shik> Ok. Back to the bed room then.
[06:19] <Kaelik> so, you guys scout the corridor
[06:19] <Kaelik> and see the door at the end of the corridor (closed) and then pull back?
01[06:19] <Viel> yes
[06:19] <ubernoob> fuck that
[06:19] <ubernoob> we kick the door in
[06:19] <Kaelik> oh uber
01[06:20] <Viel> We need to carefully discuss the door and-
01[06:20] <Viel> okay we kick it in. I kick it with STR 8 and say ouch
[06:20] <Kaelik> did we not already learn our door kicking lesson?
[06:20] <Shik> There was a door there?
[06:20] <Kaelik> that's pretty much what uber does with str 10
[06:20] <Kaelik> do you have the player map?
[06:20] <Shik> huh
[06:20] <Kaelik> I refuse to narrate everything, that's why we have those maps
[06:20] <Shik> yea but I missed it
[06:20] <Kaelik> after the right turn
[06:20] <Kaelik> is a door
[06:21] <ubernoob> After I kick the door open, do I see anything hostile?'
[06:21] <Shik> *snicker*
[06:22] <Kaelik> uber, how many rounds do you want to kick that door?
[06:22] <ubernoob> Just one
01[06:22] <Viel> "Have you tried turning the handle?"
[06:22] <ubernoob> If it doesn't open, I cut it open with my sword
[06:22] <ubernoob> Handles are for squares
[06:23] <Shik> uber wants to make it his life missin to make atleast one grand entrance
[06:23] <ubernoob> exactly
[06:23] <Kaelik> roll your str check to kick the door down
[06:23] <ubernoob> 19
01[06:23] <Viel> "I feel this is some sort of cunning puzzle, one that requires lateral thinking, based on previous hidden clues."
[06:24] <Shik> "Tell us when you have the solution."
[06:24] <Kaelik> fucking 19
[06:24] <Kaelik> now I have to look up the DC
[06:24] <ubernoob> lol
[06:24] <Kaelik> because you might have actually succeeded
01[06:24] <Viel> haha
[06:24] <Shik> *trollface*
[06:26] <Kaelik> The door vibrates for a few seconds
[06:26] <Kaelik> but is just fine
01[06:26] <Viel> (20 on Know: Dungeoneering to figure the solution out. I think it has something to do with that brass thing sticking out of the door, like, gripping and rotating it)
06[06:26] * Viel turns the fucking handle
[06:26] <ubernoob> hmmmm
[06:26] <Kaelik> Their is no brass thing
[06:26] <Kaelik> it's an iron thing
[06:26] <ubernoob> Handles is attempted to use
[06:26] <Shik> H@!
[06:26] <Kaelik> just like the door
[06:26] <Kaelik> okay, Viel pulls the door open
01[06:27] <Viel> Elf knowledge ftw!
[06:27] <Kaelik> there is a hallway out front of the door
[06:27] <Shik> Door Mastery +3
01[06:27] <Viel> Can we send Sparky down the hallway to get hit by the traps? :3
[06:27] <ubernoob> Right seems a good direction to go
[06:27] <ubernoob> And I second the suggestion to send sparky ahead
01[06:27] <Viel> I am taking the Door Master PrCl at the first opportunity
[06:28] <Shik> If you want I can even homebrew that shit
[06:28] <Kaelik> I think Koumei can take care of that shit
01[06:28] <Viel> 3>implying there is anything I couldn't homebrew
[06:29] <Shik> It will be like that dude from that one One Piece episode
[06:29] <ubernoob> anyways, we send the expendible fiendish brute ahead down the right side of the corridor to trigger traps
[06:29] <Kaelik> there isn't really a right side
[06:29] <Shik> totaly
[06:29] <Kaelik> there is a straight, and a left
[06:29] <ubernoob> straight is what I meant
[06:29] <Kaelik> okay
[06:29] <Kaelik> he goes down the hallway, and nothing happens
[06:30] <ubernoob> we follow
[06:30] <Shik> yup
01[06:30] <Viel> Cool, I follow
[06:30] <ubernoob> looks like there are some more doors
01[06:30] <Viel> With our rodent friend perched on my shoulder like a missile pod
[06:30] <Kaelik> at the end of that hall, to the right, goes more hallway, to the left a door
[06:30] <ubernoob> The one at the end of the cooridor look cool?
[06:31] <Kaelik> the door on the left
[06:31] <Kaelik> is open
01[06:31] <Viel> I will make an Open Door check
[06:31] <ubernoob> we should investigate that shit
[06:31] <ubernoob> I got a 10 on my open door check
[06:31] <Shik> sure
[06:32] <Kaelik> if you look into the room with the open door, you see a room
[06:32] <Kaelik> and in that room
[06:32] <Kaelik> there is a pile of shit all over the floor
[06:32] <Kaelik> stones from the ceiling, ect
[06:32] <Shik> send the dwarf
01[06:32] <Viel> Oh, not literal shite
[06:32] <ubernoob> Agreed. Send the dwarf,.
[06:33] <Kaelik> the dwarf walks in, and can tell that this place is not exactly structurally sound, but probably won't come caving in without like, an earthquake occuring or something
[06:33] <ubernoob> Sounds good enough for me
[06:33] <Kaelik> You guys can walk around and yell and not have rocks fall on your head
[06:34] <Shik> But what about the other body parts?
[06:34] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson does a rough search through the rubble for anything interesting
[06:34] <ubernoob> Doesn't find anything due to a terrible search check
[06:34] <Shik> Does a search through the rubble
[06:34] <Kaelik> with enough shifting, you see that there are also big piles of wood under the stone in a few places
[06:35] <Kaelik> but nothing of value makes itself known
[06:35] <Shik> meh
01[06:35] <Viel> I will not search the floor, but will do a brief circle of the room to see if my ears twitch
[06:35] <ubernoob> All in favor of burning the wood?
[06:35] <Kaelik> You guys can also see the room ahead of you
[06:35] <Shik> oh so we were just exploring one half of the room?
[06:36] <Kaelik> which has less stone rubble, and you can see that some of the wood is vaguely furniture crushed by rocks shape
01[06:36] <Viel> I assumed we were exploring the whole double-room - given there is no door separating them
[06:36] <Kaelik> well, they are technically two rooms
[06:36] <Shik> if it doesn't have a door it is one room
01[06:36] <Viel> Oh! Is the door actually there, but buried under the rubble? I get a free Search check to find it :3
[06:36] <ubernoob> In any case, Andrew Jackson searches the rubble for a suitable chair.
[06:36] <Kaelik> it has no door, in the doorway, because their used to be a door, but it was crushed
[06:37] <Kaelik> there are no suitable chairs, they have all been crushed by rocks
[06:37] <ubernoob> In that case, into the other side of the room
[06:37] <Kaelik> that applies to both sides of the room
06[06:37] * Viel starts making notes on a little map, listing "rocks" in the rooms
[06:37] <Kaelik> so yeah, both rooms have proven totally useless to you
[06:38] <ubernoob> Ok, so nothing of note in this room.
[06:38] <ubernoob> Off down the rest of the cooridor heading southish
01[06:38] <Viel> Well, out and then turning to follow the corridor?
[06:38] <ubernoob> correct
[06:39] <ubernoob> so, another door
[06:39] <ubernoob> I attempt to kick it open
[06:39] <ubernoob> result 11
[06:39] <Shik> uber why do you have 10 str?
[06:40] <ubernoob> because I'm MAD out the ass
01[06:40] <Viel> I demonstrate Handle Turning 101
[06:40] <Kaelik> hey yber
[06:40] <Kaelik> uber
[06:40] <Kaelik> the door was already open
[06:40] <ubernoob> success!
[06:40] <Kaelik> so you kicked the open door
01[06:40] <Viel> HAHAHA
[06:40] <Shik> well he can still KICK it, right?
[06:40] <ubernoob> fuck yeah!
[06:40] <Kaelik> the rock pile in this room is above everyone's knees
[06:41] <Kaelik> and above the dwarfs chest
[06:41] <Kaelik> you can walk through it, but it's difficult terrain
[06:41] <Shik> dwarf goes first
[06:41] <Kaelik> because it shifts under you
[06:41] <ubernoob> I have freedom of movement
[06:42] <ubernoob> doesn't that make me immune to the rock difficult terrain?
[06:42] <Kaelik> I don't think so?
[06:42] <ubernoob> ok then
[06:42] <Kaelik> anyway, you walk, it's shitty, there is a door on the other side
[06:42] <ubernoob> off through thte door then
[06:42] <Kaelik> this one is closed
[06:43] <ubernoob> does it have a handle?
06[06:43] * Viel waits for uber to fail at kicking, turns the handle
[06:44] <Kaelik> Okay, so I have failed you guys
[06:44] <Kaelik> every time there is a door that is not a secret door
[06:44] <Kaelik> the door is the same
[06:44] <Kaelik> it may start open or closed
[06:44] <Kaelik> but what it is, is Iron Doors
[06:44] <Kaelik> like a double door
[06:44] <Shik> oh
[06:44] <Kaelik> and in the middle, iron rings which you can push or pull on, depending on which side you are on
[06:45] <Kaelik> door open out into hallways, where their are clear hallways
[06:45] <ubernoob> ok, we open the door
[06:45] <Kaelik> there
[06:45] <Shik> Viel reality = destroyed
[06:45] <Kaelik> in this case, the door opens by pulling
01[06:45] <Viel> I can't... *sunglasses* ...handle this
[06:46] <Kaelik> so, uber, do you pull the door open?
[06:46] <ubernoob> yes
[06:47] <Kaelik> wait
[06:47] <Kaelik> the door opens by pushing, my bad
[06:47] <Shik> yea coz of the rocks
[06:48] <Kaelik> so anyway, when uber pushes the doors open, two scythe blades swing up at his face
[06:48] <Kaelik> but they stop short, because they were apparently designed to cut people on the other side
[06:48] <Kaelik> then they retract
01[06:48] <Viel> "How fortunate"
[06:49] <ubernoob> Anybody got disable device?
[06:49] <Shik> I do
[06:49] <ubernoob> take care of it
[06:49] <Shik> the door is already open
[06:49] <ubernoob> the trap is stil there
[06:49] <Shik> the trigger was opening the door
[06:49] <ubernoob> forward on, I guess
[06:50] <Shik> door already open -> no trigger
01[06:50] <Viel> Anyone want free scythes?
[06:50] <Kaelik> Hey shik, do you want to walk through the door first to test that theory?
[06:50] <Shik> send the dwarf
[06:50] <ubernoob> naw, send Shik
[06:51] <Kaelik> the dwarf mysteriously refuses
[06:51] <Shik> nice
[06:51] <Shik> you really wanna force me to roll disable device?
[06:51] <Kaelik> insisting that shik should probably look for and disable the trap
[06:51] <Shik> fine
[06:51] <Shik> wait here you fuckers
[06:52] <Kaelik> you should search first
01[06:52] <Viel> Haha, inb4 he fails to find it
[06:52] <Shik> search result 10
01[06:52] <Viel> Oh! Is the DC over 20? If so, I didn't see the scythes
[06:52] <Kaelik> result?
[06:53] <Kaelik> like, you rolled a 5?
[06:53] <Shik> DD result 19
[06:53] <Shik> rolled a 2
[06:53] <Kaelik> okay
[06:53] <Kaelik> you fail to see the pressure sensor, and therefore fail figure out what it is, and fail to disable it
[06:54] <Shik> I am still not walking through the door
[06:54] <Kaelik> but through your masterful flailing
[06:54] <Kaelik> some rocks ended up cascading across the doorway, locking the door open, and reseting the scythes
[06:54] <Shik> Open the door?
[06:54] <Kaelik> but this time, they stayed in the up state, and did not retract into the floor
[06:54] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson uses detect magic to deterimine if the trap is magical
[06:55] <Kaelik> the trap is not magical
[06:55] <Shik> wait
[06:55] <Kaelik> I described that incorrectly
[06:55] <Kaelik> the door is open
[06:55] <Kaelik> and remains open the whole time
[06:55] <Shik> but?
[06:55] <Kaelik> minor rock slide caused the scythes to swing out again
[06:55] <Kaelik> but this time they stayed out, so you are looking at a pair of scythes
[06:55] <ubernoob> Is it possible to walk between them now that they are out?
[06:56] <Kaelik> yes
[06:56] <ubernoob> fuck it, we walk through and then take the scythes
[06:56] <Kaelik> you have two scythes
[06:56] <ubernoob> awesome
[06:57] <ubernoob> so, new room
[06:57] <ubernoob> perhaps check for secret doors?
01[06:57] <Viel> ELF SENSORS ARE GO
[06:57] <Kaelik> hey look everyone, it's a room!
01[06:58] <Viel> 18+5 = 23 to Search if there are any doors nearby, what with my elfdar
[06:58] <Kaelik> Okay, Viel walks in a circle around the room, using elfdar
[06:58] <Kaelik> elfdar detects a secret door
[06:59] <Kaelik> to the north
[06:59] <ubernoob> Andrew jackson looks thought the room for anything handy
[06:59] <ubernoob> 15 on the search check
[06:59] <Kaelik> also, assuming shick also searches
01[06:59] <Viel> "Ping! There's a door here!"
[06:59] <Kaelik> he find a leather pouch with a ring in it, and a deck of playing cards
[06:59] <Shik> sure
[07:00] <Shik> anyone got detect magic?
[07:00] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson asks Shik to look at the ring.
[07:00] <Kaelik> nothing else of worth makes itself known
[07:00] <ubernoob> Is it pretty?
[07:00] <Shik> roll appraise?
[07:00] <Kaelik> the ring? yes, it's pretty
[07:00] <ubernoob> Good enough for me.
[07:01] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson takes the ring on the logic that it complements his outfit
[07:01] <Kaelik> it's made of gold and opal
[07:01] <Kaelik> do you wear the ring?
[07:01] <ubernoob> yes
[07:01] <Kaelik> okay
[07:01] <Kaelik> no one else objects?
01[07:01] <Viel> Go for it.
[07:01] <Shik> well I asked for detect magic but sure
[07:01] <Shik> go ahead
01[07:01] <Viel> Curse in 3... 2...
01[07:02] <Viel> brb, it is light so dog demands walking
[07:02] <Kaelik> um
[07:02] <Kaelik> how long will that take?
[07:03] <ubernoob> As an afterthought, Andrew Jackson casts detect magic on the ring
[07:04] <Shik> Oh wait
[07:04] <Shik> I got detect magic
[07:04] <Shik> HEH
[07:04] <Kaelik> so who's detecting?
[07:04] <ubernoob> me
[07:04] <Shik> yea, sure
[07:05] <Shik> make sure to look at the cards as well
[07:05] <ubernoob> sure
[07:05] <ubernoob> I also detect the cards
[07:05] <Kaelik> okay, uber
[07:05] <ubernoob> 16 and 21 for my spellcraft checks
[07:05] <Kaelik> you detect in the first round, that they are both magical
[07:06] <ubernoob> school and power?
[07:06] <Kaelik> just sec, looking up stuff
[07:08] <Shik> anyway, I wanted to ask one thing. how are skill bonuses handled? I assume masterwork, alchemical and all that stuff is out? Spells give reduced bonuses?
[07:09] <Kaelik> Spells as currently stand give what they gave
[07:09] <Kaelik> but yeah, masterwork ect are out
[07:09] <Kaelik> and skill bonuses come from items and what not
[07:10] <Kaelik> so, I'm going to go ahead and say: faint aura of transmutation from the ring
[07:10] <Kaelik> moderate conjuration from the playing cards
01[07:10] <Viel> I'm back
[07:11] <Kaelik> so who is going to keep the playing cards on them, and is uber still wearing the ring
01[07:11] <Viel> Oh good, it isn't Overwhelming Universal
[07:11] <Kaelik> haha
[07:11] <Kaelik> yeah
[07:11] <Kaelik> it's not that
[07:11] <ubernoob> I vote we give the playing cards to someone not me
[07:11] <Kaelik> oh
01[07:11] <Viel> I'll carry them if everyone else is scared
[07:11] <Kaelik> who can hit knowledge arcana 30?
[07:12] <ubernoob> maybe in four levels
[07:12] <ubernoob> not yet
01[07:12] <Viel> If someone Aided me, I could :3
[07:13] <Shik> sure
[07:13] <Kaelik> well you rolled a 1 and 11 for these two items, and you can't reroll until your knowledge score gains more ranks
[07:13] <Kaelik> so probably didn't get anything
[07:13] <Shik> well nvm
01[07:13] <Viel> oh well
[07:13] <Kaelik> if anyone does anything with the cards, like shuffles them, or pulls out a card, or opens them up and fans them out, let me know
[07:14] <Kaelik> or looks at individual cards, ect
[07:14] <Kaelik> so who's going to keep them in their possession?
01[07:14] <Viel> I will
[07:14] <Kaelik> okay
[07:14] <Shik> what about the ring?
[07:14] <Kaelik> I believe Uber is wearing it
[07:14] <ubernoob> maybe we could cast identify magic once Viel reprepares spells
01[07:14] <Viel> "Should I draw a card out to see what happens? Rather than finding out when it would be really inconvenient?"
[07:14] <ubernoob> and yes, I'm wearing it
[07:15] <Shik> ok
[07:15] <Shik> lets wait for identify
01[07:15] <Viel> sure, I'll make a note to learn that spell later
[07:15] <Kaelik> with all the scrolls lying around?
[07:16] <Kaelik> so anyway, secret door, leads back to bed room
[07:16] <Kaelik> oh
[07:16] <Kaelik> wait
[07:16] <Kaelik> just sec
[07:16] <Kaelik> okay
[07:17] <Kaelik> elfdar detects a second secret door in the room
[07:17] <Kaelik> leading to the west, into that room that branches off the Lshaped room
[07:17] <Kaelik> so yeah
01[07:17] <Viel> "Ping!"
[07:18] <ubernoob> Off through tthe secret door?
[07:18] <ubernoob> I'll lead the way
[07:19] <ubernoob> Since I'm not likely to die and all
[07:19] <Shik> sure, its the only room we haven't gone out of our way to explore
[07:19] <Kaelik> okay, the room stinks terribly
[07:19] <Kaelik> and there is straw covering the floor
[07:19] <ubernoob> Like trogdolytes?
[07:19] <Shik> hush
[07:20] <Kaelik> do you know what trods smell like?
[07:20] <Kaelik> anyway
[07:20] <ubernoob> good question
[07:20] <ubernoob> I guess not yet
[07:20] <Kaelik> smell the sweet stench of terror
[07:20] <Kaelik> also
[07:20] <Shik> search the straw I guess
[07:21] <Kaelik> their are piles of blood, and a little depression in the middle of the room
[07:21] <Kaelik> you find:
[07:21] <Kaelik> 1) a fancy dagger!
[07:21] <Shik> sweet
[07:21] <Kaelik> 2) I declare Uber's detect Magic still going
[07:21] <Kaelik> 2) you find a shell necklace
[07:21] <Kaelik> 3) You find a small toad idol
[07:22] <ubernoob> gunna take ten on my check, for 16 on each thing
[07:22] <Kaelik> all of them have faint auras
[07:22] <ubernoob> school?
[07:22] <Kaelik> of 1) conjuration on the dagger
[07:23] <Kaelik> 2) Transmutation on the necklace
[07:23] <Kaelik> 3) the toad has illusion
[07:23] <Shik> Hm.
[07:23] <ubernoob> I vote the dagger goes to Viel or Shik
[07:24] <Shik> I'll take the toad
[07:24] <Shik> viel can have the dagger
01[07:24] <Viel> "Thanks. Score, Conjuration!"
[07:24] <ubernoob> I guess I'll take the necklace?
[07:26] <Kaelik> no one wants to be nice to poor Calibron?
01[07:26] <Viel> go for it
[07:26] <Shik> ok we still have that depression in the middle of the room
[07:26] <ubernoob> Calibron can get some loot once he's back
[07:26] <Shik> I say we avoid it
[07:26] <Kaelik> oh sorry, that was all in the depression
[07:26] <Shik> oh
[07:27] <Shik> anyway, we got some swag
[07:27] <Kaelik> apparently the trogs that you don't know are trogs sacrificed people and bathed the toad idol in blood
[07:27] <ubernoob> I saw we follow the smell to go gank some trogs
[07:27] <Kaelik> okay, so, can everyone add which items are in their possession to their character sheets
[07:27] <Kaelik> so that I know to add your hidden bonuses
[07:28] <Shik> :]
[07:29] <ubernoob> done
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01[07:29] <Viel> done
[07:29] <Kaelik> and penalty in shiks case
[07:29] <Kaelik> I mean what..
[07:29] <Shik> yea yea
[07:29] <Kaelik> which one did you have again?
[07:30] <Shik> the idol
[07:31] <Kaelik> okay
[07:31] <Shik> droped by accident
[07:31] <Kaelik> so yes, the room is otherwise empty
[07:31] <ubernoob> ok, so anyone up for tracking down the trogs and ganking them?
[07:31] <Kaelik> both directions lead to rooms you have already been in, and no trogs
[07:32] <ubernoob> curses
[07:32] <Kaelik> so, figure out where you want to go, and let me know
[07:32] <Shik> we continue to the east
[07:32] <Kaelik> honestly, I wish these maps did have the numbers on them
[07:32] <Shik> hah
[07:33] <ubernoob> so, east
[07:34] <Kaelik> so where are you going to go?
[07:34] <ubernoob> I'm not entirely sure where we are exactly, but that long east/west cooridor seems a good idea
[07:34] <ubernoob> the one south most
[07:35] <Kaelik> back through room with ring and cards then rock pile room and down that hallway again?
[07:35] <ubernoob> yeah
[07:35] <Kaelik> the little hallway on the south edge of that map
[07:35] <Kaelik> ends in a door, give me some time to find door status
[07:35] <ubernoob> correct
[07:36] <Kaelik> door is open
01[07:37] <Viel> Take a peek in
[07:37] <Kaelik> you can see the room, and you can see that it has some rocks on the ground, but not as bad as the furniture crushed rooms
[07:37] <Kaelik> it also has a censor poking out of the rubble
01[07:38] <Viel> What, like a mosaic blur, or a black line or what?
[07:39] <Kaelik> with a c
[07:39] <Kaelik> it's an iron bowl
[07:39] <Shik> like an inner mind defender
[07:40] <ubernoob> Since there don't appear to be any enemies, we should search the room for useful shit
[07:40] <Kaelik> anyway, when uber detects it, it's not magic, so no one gives a crap, moving on, the room has nothing else you like
[07:40] <ubernoob> 16 on my check
[07:41] <GX> (censor is the spelling you want)
[07:41] <ubernoob> in that case, on to the next room?
[07:41] <Kaelik> that's the one I used
01[07:41] <Viel> yeah
01[07:41] <Viel> (I was being a derp. Intentionally)
[07:42] <GX> (Nevermind. Carry on.)
[07:42] <Kaelik> anyway, so the door to the next room is also open
01[07:42] <Viel> I take a peek
[07:42] <Kaelik> no wait
[07:42] <Kaelik> it's closed
[07:42] <Kaelik> I changed my mind
01[07:42] <Viel> haha, I see a door
[07:42] <Shik> the doors are the most inconsistent thing in this dungeon
[07:42] <Kaelik> really they are
[07:42] <ubernoob> 16 on my kick in the door check
01[07:43] <Viel> Schroedinger's door is...
[07:43] <Kaelik> the door opens inward, so it opens
[07:43] <ubernoob> fuck yeah
[07:43] <Kaelik> and then you and Veil make a will save
[07:43] <Kaelik> DC 15
01[07:43] <Viel> Is it an Enchantment?
[07:43] <Kaelik> no it is not
[07:43] <Kaelik> Colorful Lights shoot in your eyes
[07:43] <ubernoob> 7
[07:43] <Kaelik> yes
01[07:43] <Viel> 6 :(
[07:44] <Shik> goddamnit
[07:44] <Kaelik> You both fall unconscious
[07:44] <ubernoob> that's unfortunate
[07:44] <Kaelik> also Tiny is also unconscious
[07:44] <Shik> welp sparky and me are up at least
[07:44] <ubernoob> that leaves Sparky and Shik
[07:44] <Kaelik> Then suddenly, a swarm of rats comes streaming out of the rooms, surging over you two.
[07:45] <ubernoob> I have DR at least
[07:45] <Kaelik> you each take 3 damage
[07:45] <Shik> who?
[07:45] <Kaelik> what Dr do you have?
01[07:45] <Viel> Okay, down to 2 HP
[07:45] <Kaelik> oh
[07:45] <Kaelik> so, Veil and Uber take 3
[07:45] <ubernoob> 7 hp here
[07:45] <Kaelik> depending on DR, Uber may take non
[07:45] <Kaelik> what DR do you have?
[07:45] <ubernoob> only 1 point of DR
[07:45] <ubernoob> DR 1 / Adamantine
[07:46] <Kaelik> okay
[07:46] <Kaelik> yeah, it applies then
[07:46] <Kaelik> so two for you
[07:46] <Kaelik> and then it's Shik and Sparky's turn
[07:46] <Shik> do I still have my torch out?
[07:46] <Kaelik> FYI, rat swarms are immune to death attack
[07:46] <ubernoob> I guess Sparky will toss down a pair of alchemists flasks
[07:47] <Kaelik> nice try uber
[07:47] <Kaelik> we both know you don't share
[07:47] <ubernoob> Sparky isn't smart enough to carry some of his own?
[07:47] <Kaelik> Shik, you do not have your torch out, you have your usual lanter
[07:47] <Kaelik> n
[07:47] <Shik> tsk
[07:47] <Kaelik> so just move action switch, they are probably within range
[07:48] <Shik> Ok switch with a move action and attack
[07:48] <Shik> hold on let me check torch damage
[07:48] <Kaelik> 1d6 fire
[07:49] <Kaelik> do you have an attack spell?
[07:49] <Shik> nope
[07:49] <Shik> only ghost sound
[07:49] <Shik> lvl 1
[07:49] <Shik> remeber
[07:49] <Kaelik> okay, so 1d6 damage?
[07:50] <Shik> rolled 18
[07:50] <Kaelik> roll your damage
[07:50] <Shik> and 1 damage....
[07:50] <ubernoob> remember to power attack
[07:50] <Shik> no bab
[07:51] <ubernoob> oh
[07:51] <Shik> level 1
[07:52] <Kaelik> okay, you discover that fiendish things, even fiendish ratswarms have Fire resistance
[07:52] <Shik> glorious
[07:52] <ubernoob> we are so fucked
[07:52] <Kaelik> but luckily, the rats swarm around, some of them going through the doorway, and the Color Spray goes off again
[07:52] <Kaelik> and they all fall unconscious
[07:53] <Shik> WELP
[07:53] <Kaelik> and Veil is more unconscious, but uber is not more unconscious
[07:53] <ubernoob> sweet
[07:53] <ubernoob> I grab Veil's body and drag her away from the doorway
[07:53] <Kaelik> so, another round, you go
[07:54] <ubernoob> oh, and swift action to heal Veil 3 hit points
[07:54] <Kaelik> Calibron enters an eating frenzy, and just starts eating rats everywhere
[07:54] <Shik> so hes still unconcious I take it
[07:54] <Kaelik> uber, you are still unconscious
[07:54] <ubernoob> oh damn
[07:54] <Kaelik> shik
[07:54] <Shik> I drag Viel away
[07:54] <Kaelik> Viel is dragged away
[07:55] <Kaelik> next roun
[07:55] <Kaelik> d
[07:55] <Kaelik> uber is no longer unconscious
[07:55] <ubernoob> sweet
[07:55] <Kaelik> he is now just helpless
[07:55] <ubernoob> I get away from the color spray and heal Viel 3 hp
[07:55] <ubernoob> also, toss a lesser vigor on myself
[07:55] <Kaelik> not when you are helpless you don't
[07:55] <ubernoob> helpless?
[07:55] <Shik> I think that can wait for after the rats are dead
[07:55] <Shik> and yes, still need to wait
[07:56] <ubernoob> ok
[07:56] <Kaelik> so, calibron is eating again, shik turn
[07:56] <Shik> hm
[07:56] <Shik> 1 sec
[07:56] <Kaelik> sorry, not helpless, stunned
[07:57] <Kaelik> so you still do nothing uber
[07:57] <Kaelik> but you aren't helpless
[07:57] <ubernoob> k
[07:57] <Kaelik> http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/colorSpray.htm
[07:57] <Kaelik> okay, so more rounds pass while shik takes forever
[07:58] <Shik> well
[07:58] <Shik> I guess I attack with something
[07:58] <Kaelik> uber gets up and does stuff, like alchemist fire the rats (after rescuing tiny?)
[07:58] <ubernoob> yeah, I do that
[07:58] <Kaelik> yay rats defeated!
[07:58] <Shik> yea
[07:58] <ubernoob> but who the fuck was color spraying me
[07:59] <Kaelik> I just wanted to take away your dramatic entrance by having you successfuly kick a door in then fall unconscious
[07:59] <Kaelik> oh
[07:59] <Kaelik> it's a reset trap
[07:59] <Kaelik> on the doorway
[07:59] <ubernoob> ah, makes sense
01[07:59] <Viel> RAT WIZARDS
[07:59] <Kaelik> or that
[07:59] <ubernoob> in any case, I dispel it
[07:59] <Kaelik> dispel?
[07:59] <ubernoob> I have greater dispel magic on my list
[07:59] <ubernoob> rolled a 12
[08:00] <Kaelik> I am under the assumption that traps when dispelled reset themselves again
[08:00] <Kaelik> allow me to look for any sign of that
[08:00] <ubernoob> Aren't they knocked out for 1d4 rounds?
[08:01] <ubernoob> be back in five. NPC me if need be
[08:02] <Kaelik> yeah, that's what I think would occur
[08:02] <Shik> I find it funny that uber managed to defeat the rats with fire even though they suppposed ly had fire resistance
[08:02] <Kaelik> hmm
[08:02] <Kaelik> good point
[08:02] <Kaelik> hey uber, do you have acid flasks?
[08:02] <Kaelik> use them instead
[08:02] <Kaelik> assumably because shik told you
[08:03] <Kaelik> I need to keep that in mind in the future
[08:03] <Kaelik> okay, so anyway, the trap is dispelled
[08:04] <Kaelik> and I'm just going to say it doesn't come back to save the trouble of you guys having to rolls saves over and over
[08:04] <Kaelik> because no one else is going to attack you
[08:05] <Kaelik> actually, just have the Assassin take 20 on searching to find it, then roll disable device
[08:05] <Kaelik> over and over if needed
01[08:05] <Viel> hha
[08:05] <Kaelik> So I guess we continue
[08:06] <Kaelik> you enter the room, Veil, you are at full health
[08:06] <Kaelik> cause Uber healed tou
[08:06] <Kaelik> you
01[08:06] <Viel> If it's an infinite use one, we should dismantle it and carry it around, squeezing the pressure plate like a trigger, INFINITE WAND
[08:06] <Kaelik> It's an alarm trigger not pressure
[08:08] <Kaelik> I really just picked that door as being closed, and opening even though uber didn't roll high enough just so we could all have the mental picture of the one time uber almost had a dramatic entrance, but as soon as the door opened, light shot in his eyes and he fall on his ass
01[08:08] <Viel> of course
[08:08] <Kaelik> because I want his lack of dramatic entrance to become an onrunning gag, just like tiny, and Calibron's rivalry
[08:09] <Kaelik> honestly, I totally picture you guys talking shit about Calibron like Vegeta and Nappa do in dragonball abridged about Radiks
01[08:09] <Viel> haha
[08:10] <Kaelik> so you guys enter a room, it has a secret door spiked closed on the right side
[08:10] <Kaelik> like, tones of spikes are jammed in so you can't open it
[08:10] <Kaelik> and other than that, it's empty
[08:11] <Kaelik> you gusy do anything?
[08:11] <Shik> hmm
[08:12] <Shik> this device is already disabled
[08:12] <Shik> any other ideas?
[08:12] <ubernoob> yeah, I totally have acid flasks too
[08:12] <ubernoob> I'm cool like that
[08:14] <Kaelik> okay
[08:14] <ubernoob> I guess we turn back and try to go around
[08:15] <Kaelik> yay
[08:15] <Shik> can we break down the jammed door?
[08:15] <Kaelik> uber is back to lead around his henchies
[08:15] <Kaelik> what's Calibron's Str?
[08:15] <Shik> he is the paly
[08:15] <ubernoob> I can drop an enlarge person if it'll help break down the door
[08:16] <Kaelik> what's Calibron's Str?
[08:16] <ubernoob> 16
[08:16] <Kaelik> no you can't break the door
[08:16] <ubernoob> Enlarge person would jack that to 18
[08:16] <Kaelik> you can try to Enlarge Person it
[08:16] <ubernoob> and I don't even remember if size mods apply to str checks
[08:16] <Kaelik> actually, it would be 20
[08:16] <Kaelik> they do for breaking things
[08:17] <ubernoob> ok, than I drop an enlarge person on Sparky
[08:17] <Kaelik> so he would have a +9 mod
[08:17] <ubernoob> doe she break it?
[08:17] <Kaelik> okay, he tries to break the door, and fails
[08:17] <Kaelik> and fails
[08:17] <Kaelik> and fails
[08:17] <ubernoob> and tries again?
[08:17] <Kaelik> and takes 20 and fails
[08:17] <ubernoob> he's got ten rounds
[08:17] <ubernoob> ok
[08:17] <ubernoob> around it is
[08:18] <Kaelik> so where to next?
[08:18] <ubernoob> Northish sounds fun
[08:18] <Shik> aid another
[08:18] <Shik> did we try it?
[08:19] <Shik> so that would be a +11 mod
[08:20] <Kaelik> you fail to break the door
[08:20] <Shik> ok
[08:20] <Shik> back then i guess
[08:20] <Kaelik> so you go back to the bed room
[08:20] <Kaelik> hey Viel, still up?
[08:21] <Shik> well we can either go up
[08:21] <Shik> or east and then up
[08:22] <Kaelik> yeah, which one do you want?
[08:22] <ubernoob> I say up
01[08:22] <Viel> Yeah, still here
01[08:22] <Viel> straight up
[08:24] <Kaelik> so, you are going to go north along that one hallway, that goes north closest to you?
[08:24] <Shik> yea
[08:24] <Shik> there should be 4 rooms
[08:25] <Kaelik> oh
[08:25] <Kaelik> that's not the one closest to you but that's fine
[08:25] <Kaelik> north of the bedroom?
[08:25] <Shik> yes
[08:26] <Shik> We should probably find more beds and make that place our base of operations
[08:27] <ubernoob> beds are overrated
[08:27] <ubernoob> let's just kill some orcs
[08:27] <ubernoob> I fucking hate orcs
[08:27] <Shik> ok you can sleep on the floor
[08:27] <Kaelik> okay, so north of the beds, is a hallway with four rooms branching off to the sides
[08:27] <Kaelik> all four doors are open
[08:28] <Kaelik> there are also doors straight up, but they are closed
[08:29] <ubernoob> let's check out the open doors
[08:29] <Shik> for some reason I don't see it on my player map
[08:30] <Kaelik> north of the bedroom?
[08:30] <Kaelik> the bedroom is a ways back
[08:30] <Shik> the closed door
[08:30] <Kaelik> oh
[08:30] <Kaelik> yeah, my mistake
[08:31] <Kaelik> I was doing the description from memory
[08:31] <Shik> anyway lets check out the rooms
[08:31] <Kaelik> okay, which room first?
[08:32] <Shik> lets start with the one on the left
[08:32] <Kaelik> okay
[08:33] <Shik> peek inside
[08:33] <Shik> and I still have that steel mirror that I keep forgetting to use
[08:34] <Kaelik> damn, crazy
[08:34] <Kaelik> there's a bunch of orc furniture lying around
[08:34] <Kaelik> some tables, and a chair
[08:34] <Kaelik> also, they have a rusty dagger on the ground
[08:34] <Kaelik> no one is there
[08:35] <Shik> Ok I'll use my detect magic
[08:36] <Kaelik> nothing is magical
[08:36] <Shik> ok i search the room
[08:36] <ubernoob> I'm just gunna stand nearby in case he gets ambushed
[08:36] <Kaelik> nothing else
[08:37] <Shik> very well, onto room on the right
[08:37] <Shik> peek inside
[08:37] <Kaelik> there was a bed
[08:37] <Shik> sweet
[08:37] <Kaelik> but it was fucked up by the rat swarm
[08:38] <Shik> ..doh
[08:38] <Kaelik> so instead, you can see that under the bed, is a small black box
[08:38] <Kaelik> small being about as long as a dagger, and a bit wider
01[08:38] <Viel> ominous
[08:38] <Shik> is it magical
[08:38] <Shik> ?
[08:38] <Kaelik> it is not magical, but it is made of metal, so if something inside is magical, it probably is obscured
[08:39] <Shik> well ill search it, then I'll use disable device to open the lock
[08:39] <Kaelik> there is no lock
[08:39] <Kaelik> and there is no trap
[08:40] <Shik> search it for traps*
[08:40] <Kaelik> you open that case
[08:40] <Shik> oh
[08:40] <Kaelik> it has three vials in it
[08:40] <Kaelik> anyone can make a DC 25 spellcraft check?
[08:40] <Kaelik> with aiding?
[08:40] <ubernoob> If I take 20
[08:40] <Kaelik> you can't take 20
01[08:40] <Viel> I'll try
[08:40] <ubernoob> then no
[08:40] <Kaelik> one try until you increase you ranks
[08:41] <Kaelik> okay Veil, you have what mod?
[08:41] <Shik> well then, what are the auras on them?
[08:41] <Kaelik> oh yeah
[08:41] <Shik> +9 i think
[08:41] <Kaelik> roll some spellcraft
01[08:41] <Viel> +9 (or +11 for Conjurations)
01[08:42] <Viel> 23, unless it's a Conj. in which case 25
[08:42] <Kaelik> shik, roll for the auras, they are all faint
[08:42] <Shik> ok
[08:42] <Kaelik> was that before or after aiding?
[08:42] <Shik> give me a sec
01[08:42] <Viel> oh, before
01[08:42] <Viel> So 25/27
[08:42] <Kaelik> good, then you can do it again, for another 25
[08:43] <Kaelik> assume you get +4 from two aids
[08:43] <Shik> yea
[08:43] <Shik> i rolled poorly
[08:43] <Shik> random.org seems to hate me
01[08:43] <Viel> 18+13 = heaps, then
[08:44] <Kaelik> okay, and again
[08:44] <Kaelik> wait
[08:44] <Kaelik> nevermind
[08:45] <Kaelik> so, alchemist flask of acid
[08:45] <Kaelik> potion of lesser vigor
[08:45] <Kaelik> and potion of cure moderate wounds
01[08:45] <Viel> nice
[08:46] <Shik> I'll take the acid, our meleers can have both potions
[08:46] <ubernoob> I don't need the potions
[08:46] <Shik> i guess
[08:46] <Shik> I'll take the CMW one then
[08:47] <Shik> anyway, its getting late
01[08:47] <Viel> Let Sparky have the L. Vig?
[08:47] <Shik> good place to stop?
[08:47] <Kaelik> Sure
[06:08] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson votes to check out the secret door
01[06:09] <Viel> I agree
[06:09] <Kaelik> On your player map, the room is directly to the right of the room that you slept in when you took a rest
[06:09] <ubernoob> can I get another link to the player map?
[06:09] <Kaelik> http://www.james.neetersoft.com/wld/wld.htm
[06:10] <Kaelik> player map A
01[06:10] <Viel> And that bed we discovered? Should it ever become relevant? It's mine
[06:10] <ubernoob> Which room number is it?
[06:10] <Kaelik> so if you see, directly to the right of the room
[06:10] <Kaelik> bad uber
[06:10] <Kaelik> the player map doesn't have numbers
[06:10] <Dominicius> oh it will most likely never become relevant
03[06:10] * Dominicius is now known as Shik
[06:11] <ubernoob> woah, oops
[06:11] <ubernoob> we're somewhere in the southwest though, right?
[06:11] <ubernoob> southeast*
[06:11] <Shik> Shik observes the door with interest cheking it for traps.
[06:12] <Kaelik> southwest
[06:12] <Kaelik> so Uber, you still have the map with room numbers on it?
[06:12] <ubernoob> no
[06:12] <ubernoob> I changed to the player map
[06:12] <Kaelik> well, it's A20
[06:13] <Kaelik> so use it to cross reference real quick
[06:13] <Shik> Heh... eh.
[06:13] <ubernoob> ok, got it
[06:13] <ubernoob> Anyways, secret door
[06:13] <Shik> Btw did we ever name our pet rat?
[06:14] <ubernoob> Tiny, iirc
01[06:14] <Viel> Tiny
[06:14] <Shik> right
[06:14] <Kaelik> So, secret door
01[06:14] <Viel> yes
[06:14] <Shik> Though in hind sight Horny would have been much better.
[06:14] <ubernoob> So, I say we send in Tiny to scout ahead thorugh the door
[06:14] <Kaelik> you see on the map, that corridor with no doors in it directly to the right of the room you are in?
[06:15] <Kaelik> Secret door leads into that corridor
[06:15] <Kaelik> And the door is fixed open because it has spikes jammed in the sides so it wouldn't close all the way
[06:15] <ubernoob> All in favor of sending Tiny to scout?
[06:15] <Shik> We explore the shit outta that.
[06:15] <Kaelik> So, the party is entering the corridor?
[06:16] <ubernoob> sure
[06:16] <Shik> Shik is being super careful though
[06:16] <Shik> and sending toby first
[06:16] <Kaelik> nothing of much happens
[06:17] <ubernoob> Forward on then
[06:17] <Shik> are there any secret doors?
[06:18] <Kaelik> not since the one you walked through
[06:18] <Shik> Ok. Back to the bed room then.
[06:19] <Kaelik> so, you guys scout the corridor
[06:19] <Kaelik> and see the door at the end of the corridor (closed) and then pull back?
01[06:19] <Viel> yes
[06:19] <ubernoob> fuck that
[06:19] <ubernoob> we kick the door in
[06:19] <Kaelik> oh uber
01[06:20] <Viel> We need to carefully discuss the door and-
01[06:20] <Viel> okay we kick it in. I kick it with STR 8 and say ouch
[06:20] <Kaelik> did we not already learn our door kicking lesson?
[06:20] <Shik> There was a door there?
[06:20] <Kaelik> that's pretty much what uber does with str 10
[06:20] <Kaelik> do you have the player map?
[06:20] <Shik> huh
[06:20] <Kaelik> I refuse to narrate everything, that's why we have those maps
[06:20] <Shik> yea but I missed it
[06:20] <Kaelik> after the right turn
[06:20] <Kaelik> is a door
[06:21] <ubernoob> After I kick the door open, do I see anything hostile?'
[06:21] <Shik> *snicker*
[06:22] <Kaelik> uber, how many rounds do you want to kick that door?
[06:22] <ubernoob> Just one
01[06:22] <Viel> "Have you tried turning the handle?"
[06:22] <ubernoob> If it doesn't open, I cut it open with my sword
[06:22] <ubernoob> Handles are for squares
[06:23] <Shik> uber wants to make it his life missin to make atleast one grand entrance
[06:23] <ubernoob> exactly
[06:23] <Kaelik> roll your str check to kick the door down
[06:23] <ubernoob> 19
01[06:23] <Viel> "I feel this is some sort of cunning puzzle, one that requires lateral thinking, based on previous hidden clues."
[06:24] <Shik> "Tell us when you have the solution."
[06:24] <Kaelik> fucking 19
[06:24] <Kaelik> now I have to look up the DC
[06:24] <ubernoob> lol
[06:24] <Kaelik> because you might have actually succeeded
01[06:24] <Viel> haha
[06:24] <Shik> *trollface*
[06:26] <Kaelik> The door vibrates for a few seconds
[06:26] <Kaelik> but is just fine
01[06:26] <Viel> (20 on Know: Dungeoneering to figure the solution out. I think it has something to do with that brass thing sticking out of the door, like, gripping and rotating it)
06[06:26] * Viel turns the fucking handle
[06:26] <ubernoob> hmmmm
[06:26] <Kaelik> Their is no brass thing
[06:26] <Kaelik> it's an iron thing
[06:26] <ubernoob> Handles is attempted to use
[06:26] <Shik> H@!
[06:26] <Kaelik> just like the door
[06:26] <Kaelik> okay, Viel pulls the door open
01[06:27] <Viel> Elf knowledge ftw!
[06:27] <Kaelik> there is a hallway out front of the door
[06:27] <Shik> Door Mastery +3
01[06:27] <Viel> Can we send Sparky down the hallway to get hit by the traps? :3
[06:27] <ubernoob> Right seems a good direction to go
[06:27] <ubernoob> And I second the suggestion to send sparky ahead
01[06:27] <Viel> I am taking the Door Master PrCl at the first opportunity
[06:28] <Shik> If you want I can even homebrew that shit
[06:28] <Kaelik> I think Koumei can take care of that shit
01[06:28] <Viel> 3>implying there is anything I couldn't homebrew
[06:29] <Shik> It will be like that dude from that one One Piece episode
[06:29] <ubernoob> anyways, we send the expendible fiendish brute ahead down the right side of the corridor to trigger traps
[06:29] <Kaelik> there isn't really a right side
[06:29] <Shik> totaly
[06:29] <Kaelik> there is a straight, and a left
[06:29] <ubernoob> straight is what I meant
[06:29] <Kaelik> okay
[06:29] <Kaelik> he goes down the hallway, and nothing happens
[06:30] <ubernoob> we follow
[06:30] <Shik> yup
01[06:30] <Viel> Cool, I follow
[06:30] <ubernoob> looks like there are some more doors
01[06:30] <Viel> With our rodent friend perched on my shoulder like a missile pod
[06:30] <Kaelik> at the end of that hall, to the right, goes more hallway, to the left a door
[06:30] <ubernoob> The one at the end of the cooridor look cool?
[06:31] <Kaelik> the door on the left
[06:31] <Kaelik> is open
01[06:31] <Viel> I will make an Open Door check
[06:31] <ubernoob> we should investigate that shit
[06:31] <ubernoob> I got a 10 on my open door check
[06:31] <Shik> sure
[06:32] <Kaelik> if you look into the room with the open door, you see a room
[06:32] <Kaelik> and in that room
[06:32] <Kaelik> there is a pile of shit all over the floor
[06:32] <Kaelik> stones from the ceiling, ect
[06:32] <Shik> send the dwarf
01[06:32] <Viel> Oh, not literal shite
[06:32] <ubernoob> Agreed. Send the dwarf,.
[06:33] <Kaelik> the dwarf walks in, and can tell that this place is not exactly structurally sound, but probably won't come caving in without like, an earthquake occuring or something
[06:33] <ubernoob> Sounds good enough for me
[06:33] <Kaelik> You guys can walk around and yell and not have rocks fall on your head
[06:34] <Shik> But what about the other body parts?
[06:34] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson does a rough search through the rubble for anything interesting
[06:34] <ubernoob> Doesn't find anything due to a terrible search check
[06:34] <Shik> Does a search through the rubble
[06:34] <Kaelik> with enough shifting, you see that there are also big piles of wood under the stone in a few places
[06:35] <Kaelik> but nothing of value makes itself known
[06:35] <Shik> meh
01[06:35] <Viel> I will not search the floor, but will do a brief circle of the room to see if my ears twitch
[06:35] <ubernoob> All in favor of burning the wood?
[06:35] <Kaelik> You guys can also see the room ahead of you
[06:35] <Shik> oh so we were just exploring one half of the room?
[06:36] <Kaelik> which has less stone rubble, and you can see that some of the wood is vaguely furniture crushed by rocks shape
01[06:36] <Viel> I assumed we were exploring the whole double-room - given there is no door separating them
[06:36] <Kaelik> well, they are technically two rooms
[06:36] <Shik> if it doesn't have a door it is one room
01[06:36] <Viel> Oh! Is the door actually there, but buried under the rubble? I get a free Search check to find it :3
[06:36] <ubernoob> In any case, Andrew Jackson searches the rubble for a suitable chair.
[06:36] <Kaelik> it has no door, in the doorway, because their used to be a door, but it was crushed
[06:37] <Kaelik> there are no suitable chairs, they have all been crushed by rocks
[06:37] <ubernoob> In that case, into the other side of the room
[06:37] <Kaelik> that applies to both sides of the room
06[06:37] * Viel starts making notes on a little map, listing "rocks" in the rooms
[06:37] <Kaelik> so yeah, both rooms have proven totally useless to you
[06:38] <ubernoob> Ok, so nothing of note in this room.
[06:38] <ubernoob> Off down the rest of the cooridor heading southish
01[06:38] <Viel> Well, out and then turning to follow the corridor?
[06:38] <ubernoob> correct
[06:39] <ubernoob> so, another door
[06:39] <ubernoob> I attempt to kick it open
[06:39] <ubernoob> result 11
[06:39] <Shik> uber why do you have 10 str?
[06:40] <ubernoob> because I'm MAD out the ass
01[06:40] <Viel> I demonstrate Handle Turning 101
[06:40] <Kaelik> hey yber
[06:40] <Kaelik> uber
[06:40] <Kaelik> the door was already open
[06:40] <ubernoob> success!
[06:40] <Kaelik> so you kicked the open door
01[06:40] <Viel> HAHAHA
[06:40] <Shik> well he can still KICK it, right?
[06:40] <ubernoob> fuck yeah!
[06:40] <Kaelik> the rock pile in this room is above everyone's knees
[06:41] <Kaelik> and above the dwarfs chest
[06:41] <Kaelik> you can walk through it, but it's difficult terrain
[06:41] <Shik> dwarf goes first
[06:41] <Kaelik> because it shifts under you
[06:41] <ubernoob> I have freedom of movement
[06:42] <ubernoob> doesn't that make me immune to the rock difficult terrain?
[06:42] <Kaelik> I don't think so?
[06:42] <ubernoob> ok then
[06:42] <Kaelik> anyway, you walk, it's shitty, there is a door on the other side
[06:42] <ubernoob> off through thte door then
[06:42] <Kaelik> this one is closed
[06:43] <ubernoob> does it have a handle?
06[06:43] * Viel waits for uber to fail at kicking, turns the handle
[06:44] <Kaelik> Okay, so I have failed you guys
[06:44] <Kaelik> every time there is a door that is not a secret door
[06:44] <Kaelik> the door is the same
[06:44] <Kaelik> it may start open or closed
[06:44] <Kaelik> but what it is, is Iron Doors
[06:44] <Kaelik> like a double door
[06:44] <Shik> oh
[06:44] <Kaelik> and in the middle, iron rings which you can push or pull on, depending on which side you are on
[06:45] <Kaelik> door open out into hallways, where their are clear hallways
[06:45] <ubernoob> ok, we open the door
[06:45] <Kaelik> there
[06:45] <Shik> Viel reality = destroyed
[06:45] <Kaelik> in this case, the door opens by pulling
01[06:45] <Viel> I can't... *sunglasses* ...handle this
[06:46] <Kaelik> so, uber, do you pull the door open?
[06:46] <ubernoob> yes
[06:47] <Kaelik> wait
[06:47] <Kaelik> the door opens by pushing, my bad
[06:47] <Shik> yea coz of the rocks
[06:48] <Kaelik> so anyway, when uber pushes the doors open, two scythe blades swing up at his face
[06:48] <Kaelik> but they stop short, because they were apparently designed to cut people on the other side
[06:48] <Kaelik> then they retract
01[06:48] <Viel> "How fortunate"
[06:49] <ubernoob> Anybody got disable device?
[06:49] <Shik> I do
[06:49] <ubernoob> take care of it
[06:49] <Shik> the door is already open
[06:49] <ubernoob> the trap is stil there
[06:49] <Shik> the trigger was opening the door
[06:49] <ubernoob> forward on, I guess
[06:50] <Shik> door already open -> no trigger
01[06:50] <Viel> Anyone want free scythes?
[06:50] <Kaelik> Hey shik, do you want to walk through the door first to test that theory?
[06:50] <Shik> send the dwarf
[06:50] <ubernoob> naw, send Shik
[06:51] <Kaelik> the dwarf mysteriously refuses
[06:51] <Shik> nice
[06:51] <Shik> you really wanna force me to roll disable device?
[06:51] <Kaelik> insisting that shik should probably look for and disable the trap
[06:51] <Shik> fine
[06:51] <Shik> wait here you fuckers
[06:52] <Kaelik> you should search first
01[06:52] <Viel> Haha, inb4 he fails to find it
[06:52] <Shik> search result 10
01[06:52] <Viel> Oh! Is the DC over 20? If so, I didn't see the scythes
[06:52] <Kaelik> result?
[06:53] <Kaelik> like, you rolled a 5?
[06:53] <Shik> DD result 19
[06:53] <Shik> rolled a 2
[06:53] <Kaelik> okay
[06:53] <Kaelik> you fail to see the pressure sensor, and therefore fail figure out what it is, and fail to disable it
[06:54] <Shik> I am still not walking through the door
[06:54] <Kaelik> but through your masterful flailing
[06:54] <Kaelik> some rocks ended up cascading across the doorway, locking the door open, and reseting the scythes
[06:54] <Shik> Open the door?
[06:54] <Kaelik> but this time, they stayed in the up state, and did not retract into the floor
[06:54] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson uses detect magic to deterimine if the trap is magical
[06:55] <Kaelik> the trap is not magical
[06:55] <Shik> wait
[06:55] <Kaelik> I described that incorrectly
[06:55] <Kaelik> the door is open
[06:55] <Kaelik> and remains open the whole time
[06:55] <Shik> but?
[06:55] <Kaelik> minor rock slide caused the scythes to swing out again
[06:55] <Kaelik> but this time they stayed out, so you are looking at a pair of scythes
[06:55] <ubernoob> Is it possible to walk between them now that they are out?
[06:56] <Kaelik> yes
[06:56] <ubernoob> fuck it, we walk through and then take the scythes
[06:56] <Kaelik> you have two scythes
[06:56] <ubernoob> awesome
[06:57] <ubernoob> so, new room
[06:57] <ubernoob> perhaps check for secret doors?
01[06:57] <Viel> ELF SENSORS ARE GO
[06:57] <Kaelik> hey look everyone, it's a room!
01[06:58] <Viel> 18+5 = 23 to Search if there are any doors nearby, what with my elfdar
[06:58] <Kaelik> Okay, Viel walks in a circle around the room, using elfdar
[06:58] <Kaelik> elfdar detects a secret door
[06:59] <Kaelik> to the north
[06:59] <ubernoob> Andrew jackson looks thought the room for anything handy
[06:59] <ubernoob> 15 on the search check
[06:59] <Kaelik> also, assuming shick also searches
01[06:59] <Viel> "Ping! There's a door here!"
[06:59] <Kaelik> he find a leather pouch with a ring in it, and a deck of playing cards
[06:59] <Shik> sure
[07:00] <Shik> anyone got detect magic?
[07:00] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson asks Shik to look at the ring.
[07:00] <Kaelik> nothing else of worth makes itself known
[07:00] <ubernoob> Is it pretty?
[07:00] <Shik> roll appraise?
[07:00] <Kaelik> the ring? yes, it's pretty
[07:00] <ubernoob> Good enough for me.
[07:01] <ubernoob> Andrew Jackson takes the ring on the logic that it complements his outfit
[07:01] <Kaelik> it's made of gold and opal
[07:01] <Kaelik> do you wear the ring?
[07:01] <ubernoob> yes
[07:01] <Kaelik> okay
[07:01] <Kaelik> no one else objects?
01[07:01] <Viel> Go for it.
[07:01] <Shik> well I asked for detect magic but sure
[07:01] <Shik> go ahead
01[07:01] <Viel> Curse in 3... 2...
01[07:02] <Viel> brb, it is light so dog demands walking
[07:02] <Kaelik> um
[07:02] <Kaelik> how long will that take?
[07:03] <ubernoob> As an afterthought, Andrew Jackson casts detect magic on the ring
[07:04] <Shik> Oh wait
[07:04] <Shik> I got detect magic
[07:04] <Shik> HEH
[07:04] <Kaelik> so who's detecting?
[07:04] <ubernoob> me
[07:04] <Shik> yea, sure
[07:05] <Shik> make sure to look at the cards as well
[07:05] <ubernoob> sure
[07:05] <ubernoob> I also detect the cards
[07:05] <Kaelik> okay, uber
[07:05] <ubernoob> 16 and 21 for my spellcraft checks
[07:05] <Kaelik> you detect in the first round, that they are both magical
[07:06] <ubernoob> school and power?
[07:06] <Kaelik> just sec, looking up stuff
[07:08] <Shik> anyway, I wanted to ask one thing. how are skill bonuses handled? I assume masterwork, alchemical and all that stuff is out? Spells give reduced bonuses?
[07:09] <Kaelik> Spells as currently stand give what they gave
[07:09] <Kaelik> but yeah, masterwork ect are out
[07:09] <Kaelik> and skill bonuses come from items and what not
[07:10] <Kaelik> so, I'm going to go ahead and say: faint aura of transmutation from the ring
[07:10] <Kaelik> moderate conjuration from the playing cards
01[07:10] <Viel> I'm back
[07:11] <Kaelik> so who is going to keep the playing cards on them, and is uber still wearing the ring
01[07:11] <Viel> Oh good, it isn't Overwhelming Universal
[07:11] <Kaelik> haha
[07:11] <Kaelik> yeah
[07:11] <Kaelik> it's not that
[07:11] <ubernoob> I vote we give the playing cards to someone not me
[07:11] <Kaelik> oh
01[07:11] <Viel> I'll carry them if everyone else is scared
[07:11] <Kaelik> who can hit knowledge arcana 30?
[07:12] <ubernoob> maybe in four levels
[07:12] <ubernoob> not yet
01[07:12] <Viel> If someone Aided me, I could :3
[07:13] <Shik> sure
[07:13] <Kaelik> well you rolled a 1 and 11 for these two items, and you can't reroll until your knowledge score gains more ranks
[07:13] <Kaelik> so probably didn't get anything
[07:13] <Shik> well nvm
01[07:13] <Viel> oh well
[07:13] <Kaelik> if anyone does anything with the cards, like shuffles them, or pulls out a card, or opens them up and fans them out, let me know
[07:14] <Kaelik> or looks at individual cards, ect
[07:14] <Kaelik> so who's going to keep them in their possession?
01[07:14] <Viel> I will
[07:14] <Kaelik> okay
[07:14] <Shik> what about the ring?
[07:14] <Kaelik> I believe Uber is wearing it
[07:14] <ubernoob> maybe we could cast identify magic once Viel reprepares spells
01[07:14] <Viel> "Should I draw a card out to see what happens? Rather than finding out when it would be really inconvenient?"
[07:14] <ubernoob> and yes, I'm wearing it
[07:15] <Shik> ok
[07:15] <Shik> lets wait for identify
01[07:15] <Viel> sure, I'll make a note to learn that spell later
[07:15] <Kaelik> with all the scrolls lying around?
[07:16] <Kaelik> so anyway, secret door, leads back to bed room
[07:16] <Kaelik> oh
[07:16] <Kaelik> wait
[07:16] <Kaelik> just sec
[07:16] <Kaelik> okay
[07:17] <Kaelik> elfdar detects a second secret door in the room
[07:17] <Kaelik> leading to the west, into that room that branches off the Lshaped room
[07:17] <Kaelik> so yeah
01[07:17] <Viel> "Ping!"
[07:18] <ubernoob> Off through tthe secret door?
[07:18] <ubernoob> I'll lead the way
[07:19] <ubernoob> Since I'm not likely to die and all
[07:19] <Shik> sure, its the only room we haven't gone out of our way to explore
[07:19] <Kaelik> okay, the room stinks terribly
[07:19] <Kaelik> and there is straw covering the floor
[07:19] <ubernoob> Like trogdolytes?
[07:19] <Shik> hush
[07:20] <Kaelik> do you know what trods smell like?
[07:20] <Kaelik> anyway
[07:20] <ubernoob> good question
[07:20] <ubernoob> I guess not yet
[07:20] <Kaelik> smell the sweet stench of terror
[07:20] <Kaelik> also
[07:20] <Shik> search the straw I guess
[07:21] <Kaelik> their are piles of blood, and a little depression in the middle of the room
[07:21] <Kaelik> you find:
[07:21] <Kaelik> 1) a fancy dagger!
[07:21] <Shik> sweet
[07:21] <Kaelik> 2) I declare Uber's detect Magic still going
[07:21] <Kaelik> 2) you find a shell necklace
[07:21] <Kaelik> 3) You find a small toad idol
[07:22] <ubernoob> gunna take ten on my check, for 16 on each thing
[07:22] <Kaelik> all of them have faint auras
[07:22] <ubernoob> school?
[07:22] <Kaelik> of 1) conjuration on the dagger
[07:23] <Kaelik> 2) Transmutation on the necklace
[07:23] <Kaelik> 3) the toad has illusion
[07:23] <Shik> Hm.
[07:23] <ubernoob> I vote the dagger goes to Viel or Shik
[07:24] <Shik> I'll take the toad
[07:24] <Shik> viel can have the dagger
01[07:24] <Viel> "Thanks. Score, Conjuration!"
[07:24] <ubernoob> I guess I'll take the necklace?
[07:26] <Kaelik> no one wants to be nice to poor Calibron?
01[07:26] <Viel> go for it
[07:26] <Shik> ok we still have that depression in the middle of the room
[07:26] <ubernoob> Calibron can get some loot once he's back
[07:26] <Shik> I say we avoid it
[07:26] <Kaelik> oh sorry, that was all in the depression
[07:26] <Shik> oh
[07:27] <Shik> anyway, we got some swag
[07:27] <Kaelik> apparently the trogs that you don't know are trogs sacrificed people and bathed the toad idol in blood
[07:27] <ubernoob> I saw we follow the smell to go gank some trogs
[07:27] <Kaelik> okay, so, can everyone add which items are in their possession to their character sheets
[07:27] <Kaelik> so that I know to add your hidden bonuses
[07:28] <Shik> :]
[07:29] <ubernoob> done
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01[07:29] <Viel> done
[07:29] <Kaelik> and penalty in shiks case
[07:29] <Kaelik> I mean what..
[07:29] <Shik> yea yea
[07:29] <Kaelik> which one did you have again?
[07:30] <Shik> the idol
[07:31] <Kaelik> okay
[07:31] <Shik> droped by accident
[07:31] <Kaelik> so yes, the room is otherwise empty
[07:31] <ubernoob> ok, so anyone up for tracking down the trogs and ganking them?
[07:31] <Kaelik> both directions lead to rooms you have already been in, and no trogs
[07:32] <ubernoob> curses
[07:32] <Kaelik> so, figure out where you want to go, and let me know
[07:32] <Shik> we continue to the east
[07:32] <Kaelik> honestly, I wish these maps did have the numbers on them
[07:32] <Shik> hah
[07:33] <ubernoob> so, east
[07:34] <Kaelik> so where are you going to go?
[07:34] <ubernoob> I'm not entirely sure where we are exactly, but that long east/west cooridor seems a good idea
[07:34] <ubernoob> the one south most
[07:35] <Kaelik> back through room with ring and cards then rock pile room and down that hallway again?
[07:35] <ubernoob> yeah
[07:35] <Kaelik> the little hallway on the south edge of that map
[07:35] <Kaelik> ends in a door, give me some time to find door status
[07:35] <ubernoob> correct
[07:36] <Kaelik> door is open
01[07:37] <Viel> Take a peek in
[07:37] <Kaelik> you can see the room, and you can see that it has some rocks on the ground, but not as bad as the furniture crushed rooms
[07:37] <Kaelik> it also has a censor poking out of the rubble
01[07:38] <Viel> What, like a mosaic blur, or a black line or what?
[07:39] <Kaelik> with a c
[07:39] <Kaelik> it's an iron bowl
[07:39] <Shik> like an inner mind defender
[07:40] <ubernoob> Since there don't appear to be any enemies, we should search the room for useful shit
[07:40] <Kaelik> anyway, when uber detects it, it's not magic, so no one gives a crap, moving on, the room has nothing else you like
[07:40] <ubernoob> 16 on my check
[07:41] <GX> (censor is the spelling you want)
[07:41] <ubernoob> in that case, on to the next room?
[07:41] <Kaelik> that's the one I used
01[07:41] <Viel> yeah
01[07:41] <Viel> (I was being a derp. Intentionally)
[07:42] <GX> (Nevermind. Carry on.)
[07:42] <Kaelik> anyway, so the door to the next room is also open
01[07:42] <Viel> I take a peek
[07:42] <Kaelik> no wait
[07:42] <Kaelik> it's closed
[07:42] <Kaelik> I changed my mind
01[07:42] <Viel> haha, I see a door
[07:42] <Shik> the doors are the most inconsistent thing in this dungeon
[07:42] <Kaelik> really they are
[07:42] <ubernoob> 16 on my kick in the door check
01[07:43] <Viel> Schroedinger's door is...
[07:43] <Kaelik> the door opens inward, so it opens
[07:43] <ubernoob> fuck yeah
[07:43] <Kaelik> and then you and Veil make a will save
[07:43] <Kaelik> DC 15
01[07:43] <Viel> Is it an Enchantment?
[07:43] <Kaelik> no it is not
[07:43] <Kaelik> Colorful Lights shoot in your eyes
[07:43] <ubernoob> 7
[07:43] <Kaelik> yes
01[07:43] <Viel> 6 :(
[07:44] <Shik> goddamnit
[07:44] <Kaelik> You both fall unconscious
[07:44] <ubernoob> that's unfortunate
[07:44] <Kaelik> also Tiny is also unconscious
[07:44] <Shik> welp sparky and me are up at least
[07:44] <ubernoob> that leaves Sparky and Shik
[07:44] <Kaelik> Then suddenly, a swarm of rats comes streaming out of the rooms, surging over you two.
[07:45] <ubernoob> I have DR at least
[07:45] <Kaelik> you each take 3 damage
[07:45] <Shik> who?
[07:45] <Kaelik> what Dr do you have?
01[07:45] <Viel> Okay, down to 2 HP
[07:45] <Kaelik> oh
[07:45] <Kaelik> so, Veil and Uber take 3
[07:45] <ubernoob> 7 hp here
[07:45] <Kaelik> depending on DR, Uber may take non
[07:45] <Kaelik> what DR do you have?
[07:45] <ubernoob> only 1 point of DR
[07:45] <ubernoob> DR 1 / Adamantine
[07:46] <Kaelik> okay
[07:46] <Kaelik> yeah, it applies then
[07:46] <Kaelik> so two for you
[07:46] <Kaelik> and then it's Shik and Sparky's turn
[07:46] <Shik> do I still have my torch out?
[07:46] <Kaelik> FYI, rat swarms are immune to death attack
[07:46] <ubernoob> I guess Sparky will toss down a pair of alchemists flasks
[07:47] <Kaelik> nice try uber
[07:47] <Kaelik> we both know you don't share
[07:47] <ubernoob> Sparky isn't smart enough to carry some of his own?
[07:47] <Kaelik> Shik, you do not have your torch out, you have your usual lanter
[07:47] <Kaelik> n
[07:47] <Shik> tsk
[07:47] <Kaelik> so just move action switch, they are probably within range
[07:48] <Shik> Ok switch with a move action and attack
[07:48] <Shik> hold on let me check torch damage
[07:48] <Kaelik> 1d6 fire
[07:49] <Kaelik> do you have an attack spell?
[07:49] <Shik> nope
[07:49] <Shik> only ghost sound
[07:49] <Shik> lvl 1
[07:49] <Shik> remeber
[07:49] <Kaelik> okay, so 1d6 damage?
[07:50] <Shik> rolled 18
[07:50] <Kaelik> roll your damage
[07:50] <Shik> and 1 damage....
[07:50] <ubernoob> remember to power attack
[07:50] <Shik> no bab
[07:51] <ubernoob> oh
[07:51] <Shik> level 1
[07:52] <Kaelik> okay, you discover that fiendish things, even fiendish ratswarms have Fire resistance
[07:52] <Shik> glorious
[07:52] <ubernoob> we are so fucked
[07:52] <Kaelik> but luckily, the rats swarm around, some of them going through the doorway, and the Color Spray goes off again
[07:52] <Kaelik> and they all fall unconscious
[07:53] <Shik> WELP
[07:53] <Kaelik> and Veil is more unconscious, but uber is not more unconscious
[07:53] <ubernoob> sweet
[07:53] <ubernoob> I grab Veil's body and drag her away from the doorway
[07:53] <Kaelik> so, another round, you go
[07:54] <ubernoob> oh, and swift action to heal Veil 3 hit points
[07:54] <Kaelik> Calibron enters an eating frenzy, and just starts eating rats everywhere
[07:54] <Shik> so hes still unconcious I take it
[07:54] <Kaelik> uber, you are still unconscious
[07:54] <ubernoob> oh damn
[07:54] <Kaelik> shik
[07:54] <Shik> I drag Viel away
[07:54] <Kaelik> Viel is dragged away
[07:55] <Kaelik> next roun
[07:55] <Kaelik> d
[07:55] <Kaelik> uber is no longer unconscious
[07:55] <ubernoob> sweet
[07:55] <Kaelik> he is now just helpless
[07:55] <ubernoob> I get away from the color spray and heal Viel 3 hp
[07:55] <ubernoob> also, toss a lesser vigor on myself
[07:55] <Kaelik> not when you are helpless you don't
[07:55] <ubernoob> helpless?
[07:55] <Shik> I think that can wait for after the rats are dead
[07:55] <Shik> and yes, still need to wait
[07:56] <ubernoob> ok
[07:56] <Kaelik> so, calibron is eating again, shik turn
[07:56] <Shik> hm
[07:56] <Shik> 1 sec
[07:56] <Kaelik> sorry, not helpless, stunned
[07:57] <Kaelik> so you still do nothing uber
[07:57] <Kaelik> but you aren't helpless
[07:57] <ubernoob> k
[07:57] <Kaelik> http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/colorSpray.htm
[07:57] <Kaelik> okay, so more rounds pass while shik takes forever
[07:58] <Shik> well
[07:58] <Shik> I guess I attack with something
[07:58] <Kaelik> uber gets up and does stuff, like alchemist fire the rats (after rescuing tiny?)
[07:58] <ubernoob> yeah, I do that
[07:58] <Kaelik> yay rats defeated!
[07:58] <Shik> yea
[07:58] <ubernoob> but who the fuck was color spraying me
[07:59] <Kaelik> I just wanted to take away your dramatic entrance by having you successfuly kick a door in then fall unconscious
[07:59] <Kaelik> oh
[07:59] <Kaelik> it's a reset trap
[07:59] <Kaelik> on the doorway
[07:59] <ubernoob> ah, makes sense
01[07:59] <Viel> RAT WIZARDS
[07:59] <Kaelik> or that
[07:59] <ubernoob> in any case, I dispel it
[07:59] <Kaelik> dispel?
[07:59] <ubernoob> I have greater dispel magic on my list
[07:59] <ubernoob> rolled a 12
[08:00] <Kaelik> I am under the assumption that traps when dispelled reset themselves again
[08:00] <Kaelik> allow me to look for any sign of that
[08:00] <ubernoob> Aren't they knocked out for 1d4 rounds?
[08:01] <ubernoob> be back in five. NPC me if need be
[08:02] <Kaelik> yeah, that's what I think would occur
[08:02] <Shik> I find it funny that uber managed to defeat the rats with fire even though they suppposed ly had fire resistance
[08:02] <Kaelik> hmm
[08:02] <Kaelik> good point
[08:02] <Kaelik> hey uber, do you have acid flasks?
[08:02] <Kaelik> use them instead
[08:02] <Kaelik> assumably because shik told you
[08:03] <Kaelik> I need to keep that in mind in the future
[08:03] <Kaelik> okay, so anyway, the trap is dispelled
[08:04] <Kaelik> and I'm just going to say it doesn't come back to save the trouble of you guys having to rolls saves over and over
[08:04] <Kaelik> because no one else is going to attack you
[08:05] <Kaelik> actually, just have the Assassin take 20 on searching to find it, then roll disable device
[08:05] <Kaelik> over and over if needed
01[08:05] <Viel> hha
[08:05] <Kaelik> So I guess we continue
[08:06] <Kaelik> you enter the room, Veil, you are at full health
[08:06] <Kaelik> cause Uber healed tou
[08:06] <Kaelik> you
01[08:06] <Viel> If it's an infinite use one, we should dismantle it and carry it around, squeezing the pressure plate like a trigger, INFINITE WAND
[08:06] <Kaelik> It's an alarm trigger not pressure
[08:08] <Kaelik> I really just picked that door as being closed, and opening even though uber didn't roll high enough just so we could all have the mental picture of the one time uber almost had a dramatic entrance, but as soon as the door opened, light shot in his eyes and he fall on his ass
01[08:08] <Viel> of course
[08:08] <Kaelik> because I want his lack of dramatic entrance to become an onrunning gag, just like tiny, and Calibron's rivalry
[08:09] <Kaelik> honestly, I totally picture you guys talking shit about Calibron like Vegeta and Nappa do in dragonball abridged about Radiks
01[08:09] <Viel> haha
[08:10] <Kaelik> so you guys enter a room, it has a secret door spiked closed on the right side
[08:10] <Kaelik> like, tones of spikes are jammed in so you can't open it
[08:10] <Kaelik> and other than that, it's empty
[08:11] <Kaelik> you gusy do anything?
[08:11] <Shik> hmm
[08:12] <Shik> this device is already disabled
[08:12] <Shik> any other ideas?
[08:12] <ubernoob> yeah, I totally have acid flasks too
[08:12] <ubernoob> I'm cool like that
[08:14] <Kaelik> okay
[08:14] <ubernoob> I guess we turn back and try to go around
[08:15] <Kaelik> yay
[08:15] <Shik> can we break down the jammed door?
[08:15] <Kaelik> uber is back to lead around his henchies
[08:15] <Kaelik> what's Calibron's Str?
[08:15] <Shik> he is the paly
[08:15] <ubernoob> I can drop an enlarge person if it'll help break down the door
[08:16] <Kaelik> what's Calibron's Str?
[08:16] <ubernoob> 16
[08:16] <Kaelik> no you can't break the door
[08:16] <ubernoob> Enlarge person would jack that to 18
[08:16] <Kaelik> you can try to Enlarge Person it
[08:16] <ubernoob> and I don't even remember if size mods apply to str checks
[08:16] <Kaelik> actually, it would be 20
[08:16] <Kaelik> they do for breaking things
[08:17] <ubernoob> ok, than I drop an enlarge person on Sparky
[08:17] <Kaelik> so he would have a +9 mod
[08:17] <ubernoob> doe she break it?
[08:17] <Kaelik> okay, he tries to break the door, and fails
[08:17] <Kaelik> and fails
[08:17] <Kaelik> and fails
[08:17] <ubernoob> and tries again?
[08:17] <Kaelik> and takes 20 and fails
[08:17] <ubernoob> he's got ten rounds
[08:17] <ubernoob> ok
[08:17] <ubernoob> around it is
[08:18] <Kaelik> so where to next?
[08:18] <ubernoob> Northish sounds fun
[08:18] <Shik> aid another
[08:18] <Shik> did we try it?
[08:19] <Shik> so that would be a +11 mod
[08:20] <Kaelik> you fail to break the door
[08:20] <Shik> ok
[08:20] <Shik> back then i guess
[08:20] <Kaelik> so you go back to the bed room
[08:20] <Kaelik> hey Viel, still up?
[08:21] <Shik> well we can either go up
[08:21] <Shik> or east and then up
[08:22] <Kaelik> yeah, which one do you want?
[08:22] <ubernoob> I say up
01[08:22] <Viel> Yeah, still here
01[08:22] <Viel> straight up
[08:24] <Kaelik> so, you are going to go north along that one hallway, that goes north closest to you?
[08:24] <Shik> yea
[08:24] <Shik> there should be 4 rooms
[08:25] <Kaelik> oh
[08:25] <Kaelik> that's not the one closest to you but that's fine
[08:25] <Kaelik> north of the bedroom?
[08:25] <Shik> yes
[08:26] <Shik> We should probably find more beds and make that place our base of operations
[08:27] <ubernoob> beds are overrated
[08:27] <ubernoob> let's just kill some orcs
[08:27] <ubernoob> I fucking hate orcs
[08:27] <Shik> ok you can sleep on the floor
[08:27] <Kaelik> okay, so north of the beds, is a hallway with four rooms branching off to the sides
[08:27] <Kaelik> all four doors are open
[08:28] <Kaelik> there are also doors straight up, but they are closed
[08:29] <ubernoob> let's check out the open doors
[08:29] <Shik> for some reason I don't see it on my player map
[08:30] <Kaelik> north of the bedroom?
[08:30] <Kaelik> the bedroom is a ways back
[08:30] <Shik> the closed door
[08:30] <Kaelik> oh
[08:30] <Kaelik> yeah, my mistake
[08:31] <Kaelik> I was doing the description from memory
[08:31] <Shik> anyway lets check out the rooms
[08:31] <Kaelik> okay, which room first?
[08:32] <Shik> lets start with the one on the left
[08:32] <Kaelik> okay
[08:33] <Shik> peek inside
[08:33] <Shik> and I still have that steel mirror that I keep forgetting to use
[08:34] <Kaelik> damn, crazy
[08:34] <Kaelik> there's a bunch of orc furniture lying around
[08:34] <Kaelik> some tables, and a chair
[08:34] <Kaelik> also, they have a rusty dagger on the ground
[08:34] <Kaelik> no one is there
[08:35] <Shik> Ok I'll use my detect magic
[08:36] <Kaelik> nothing is magical
[08:36] <Shik> ok i search the room
[08:36] <ubernoob> I'm just gunna stand nearby in case he gets ambushed
[08:36] <Kaelik> nothing else
[08:37] <Shik> very well, onto room on the right
[08:37] <Shik> peek inside
[08:37] <Kaelik> there was a bed
[08:37] <Shik> sweet
[08:37] <Kaelik> but it was fucked up by the rat swarm
[08:38] <Shik> ..doh
[08:38] <Kaelik> so instead, you can see that under the bed, is a small black box
[08:38] <Kaelik> small being about as long as a dagger, and a bit wider
01[08:38] <Viel> ominous
[08:38] <Shik> is it magical
[08:38] <Shik> ?
[08:38] <Kaelik> it is not magical, but it is made of metal, so if something inside is magical, it probably is obscured
[08:39] <Shik> well ill search it, then I'll use disable device to open the lock
[08:39] <Kaelik> there is no lock
[08:39] <Kaelik> and there is no trap
[08:40] <Shik> search it for traps*
[08:40] <Kaelik> you open that case
[08:40] <Shik> oh
[08:40] <Kaelik> it has three vials in it
[08:40] <Kaelik> anyone can make a DC 25 spellcraft check?
[08:40] <Kaelik> with aiding?
[08:40] <ubernoob> If I take 20
[08:40] <Kaelik> you can't take 20
01[08:40] <Viel> I'll try
[08:40] <ubernoob> then no
[08:40] <Kaelik> one try until you increase you ranks
[08:41] <Kaelik> okay Veil, you have what mod?
[08:41] <Shik> well then, what are the auras on them?
[08:41] <Kaelik> oh yeah
[08:41] <Shik> +9 i think
[08:41] <Kaelik> roll some spellcraft
01[08:41] <Viel> +9 (or +11 for Conjurations)
01[08:42] <Viel> 23, unless it's a Conj. in which case 25
[08:42] <Kaelik> shik, roll for the auras, they are all faint
[08:42] <Shik> ok
[08:42] <Kaelik> was that before or after aiding?
[08:42] <Shik> give me a sec
01[08:42] <Viel> oh, before
01[08:42] <Viel> So 25/27
[08:42] <Kaelik> good, then you can do it again, for another 25
[08:43] <Kaelik> assume you get +4 from two aids
[08:43] <Shik> yea
[08:43] <Shik> i rolled poorly
[08:43] <Shik> random.org seems to hate me
01[08:43] <Viel> 18+13 = heaps, then
[08:44] <Kaelik> okay, and again
[08:44] <Kaelik> wait
[08:44] <Kaelik> nevermind
[08:45] <Kaelik> so, alchemist flask of acid
[08:45] <Kaelik> potion of lesser vigor
[08:45] <Kaelik> and potion of cure moderate wounds
01[08:45] <Viel> nice
[08:46] <Shik> I'll take the acid, our meleers can have both potions
[08:46] <ubernoob> I don't need the potions
[08:46] <Shik> i guess
[08:46] <Shik> I'll take the CMW one then
[08:47] <Shik> anyway, its getting late
01[08:47] <Viel> Let Sparky have the L. Vig?
[08:47] <Shik> good place to stop?
[08:47] <Kaelik> Sure
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
Yo, I live and junk.
Rowan Feinschmaker
Rowan Feinschmaker
Neutral Good Tiefling [Native Human Outsider type]
Mana Alchemist (Take 2) 1
Gender: Male
Deity: Altanus of the Browned Hearth
Background: Experimental Stock: Horse Wiener Karmic Overreaction (+2 Initiative/-3 to all Cha-based checks)
STR: 08 (-1)
DEX: 16 (+3)
CON: 14 (+2)
INT: 20 (+5)
WIS: 10 (+0)
CHA: 08 (-1)
HP: 8/8
AC: 20/17/15
Spd: 30'
BAB/Melee/Ranged/Grapple: +0/-1/+3/-1
Fort/Ref/Will: 3/4/1
Initiative: +5
Hide: 7
Move Silently: 7
Spot: 4
Search: 4
Know(Dungeoneering): 9
Know(Nature): 9
Know(Planes): 9
Know(Nobility and Royalty): 9
Know(Religion): 9
Tricks:
Darkvision
Simple Weapon Prof
Light/Medium Armor Prof
+2 to Bluff, Hide, Move Silently
Recipies:
Pennyroyal Tea Cakes - Concealment/Obscuring Mist (edible)
Stop Making Sense Salve - Confusion (RTA)
Low Places Liquid Courage - 3/level temp HP (potable)
Feats:
Elusive Target
Stuff:
Clothes
Bedroll
Knapsack
Rations
Cookbook
Light Crossbow (1d8/x2)
50 bolts
Chitin Carapace (Medium: +5 AC, +4 Max Dex, -3 ACP, -1 ASP)
Surly talking wineskin
Chef's Knife
Haiku Background:
Uber evil chef
Turned to Nine Hells butt monkey
Don't poke Atonements
Mana Alchemist (Take 2) 1
Gender: Male
Deity: Altanus of the Browned Hearth
Background: Experimental Stock: Horse Wiener Karmic Overreaction (+2 Initiative/-3 to all Cha-based checks)
STR: 08 (-1)
DEX: 16 (+3)
CON: 14 (+2)
INT: 20 (+5)
WIS: 10 (+0)
CHA: 08 (-1)
HP: 8/8
AC: 20/17/15
Spd: 30'
BAB/Melee/Ranged/Grapple: +0/-1/+3/-1
Fort/Ref/Will: 3/4/1
Initiative: +5
Hide: 7
Move Silently: 7
Spot: 4
Search: 4
Know(Dungeoneering): 9
Know(Nature): 9
Know(Planes): 9
Know(Nobility and Royalty): 9
Know(Religion): 9
Tricks:
Darkvision
Simple Weapon Prof
Light/Medium Armor Prof
+2 to Bluff, Hide, Move Silently
Recipies:
Pennyroyal Tea Cakes - Concealment/Obscuring Mist (edible)
Stop Making Sense Salve - Confusion (RTA)
Low Places Liquid Courage - 3/level temp HP (potable)
Feats:
Elusive Target
Stuff:
Clothes
Bedroll
Knapsack
Rations
Cookbook
Light Crossbow (1d8/x2)
50 bolts
Chitin Carapace (Medium: +5 AC, +4 Max Dex, -3 ACP, -1 ASP)
Surly talking wineskin
Chef's Knife
Haiku Background:
Uber evil chef
Turned to Nine Hells butt monkey
Don't poke Atonements
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FrankTrollman wrote: Halfling women, as I'm sure you are aware, combine all the "fun" parts of pedophilia without any of the disturbing, illegal, or immoral parts.
K wrote:That being said, the usefulness of airships for society is still transporting cargo because it's an option that doesn't require a powerful wizard to show up for work on time instead of blowing the day in his harem of extraplanar sex demons/angels.
Chamomile wrote: See, it's because K's belief in leaving generation of individual monsters to GMs makes him Chaotic, whereas Frank's belief in the easier usability of monsters pre-generated by game designers makes him Lawful, and clearly these philosophies are so irreconcilable as to be best represented as fundamentally opposed metaphysical forces.
Whipstitch wrote:You're on a mad quest, dude. I'd sooner bet on Zeus getting bored and letting Sisyphus put down the fucking rock.
I have no idea what the Mana Alchemist is or does, so I'll get back to you on that, but yeah good to see life.
I will keep you in mind as an "alternate" or whatever, in case Calibron doesn't show again.
Or, if we can get 3 more people to pop up characters, I can run you through as a second group.
EDIT: Also, game in about one hour.
I will keep you in mind as an "alternate" or whatever, in case Calibron doesn't show again.
Or, if we can get 3 more people to pop up characters, I can run you through as a second group.
EDIT: Also, game in about one hour.
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Unrestricted Diplomat 5314 wrote:Accept this truth, as the wisdom of the Crafted: when the oppressors and abusers have won, when the boot of the callous has already trampled you flat, you should always, always take your swing."
Alright coolbeans.
I have a Curator and a Conduit in the wings if Mana Alchemist makes you vomit with rage.
I have a Curator and a Conduit in the wings if Mana Alchemist makes you vomit with rage.
FrankTrollman wrote: Halfling women, as I'm sure you are aware, combine all the "fun" parts of pedophilia without any of the disturbing, illegal, or immoral parts.
K wrote:That being said, the usefulness of airships for society is still transporting cargo because it's an option that doesn't require a powerful wizard to show up for work on time instead of blowing the day in his harem of extraplanar sex demons/angels.
Chamomile wrote: See, it's because K's belief in leaving generation of individual monsters to GMs makes him Chaotic, whereas Frank's belief in the easier usability of monsters pre-generated by game designers makes him Lawful, and clearly these philosophies are so irreconcilable as to be best represented as fundamentally opposed metaphysical forces.
Whipstitch wrote:You're on a mad quest, dude. I'd sooner bet on Zeus getting bored and letting Sisyphus put down the fucking rock.
Latest session, where we realise people can't be fucked being here:
<Kaelik> goddam you bitches, I don't want to DM anymore
<Kaelik> okay, so if everyone can look at the DM map real quick
<Kaelik> you just cleaned out room 12 and 14
<Dominicius> that leaves the other two
<Kaelik> yes
<Viel> Grand. Well, who wants to check door 13 for traps?
<Kaelik> switch back to player version once you have the location down please
<Viel> Already done
<Sparky> Well, Dominiciusis is Shik, and Shik is the only one who can check for traps, right?
<Dominicius> yea
<Dominicius> I rolled a 15
<Kaelik> some people can check for traps with their face
<Dominicius> +8 thats 23
<Kaelik> you detect no traps
<Kaelik> the doors are both open
<Dominicius> ok
<Dominicius> peek inside with da mirror
<Kaelik> you see a pile of trash on the floor
<Viel> Oooh, trash!
<Kaelik> refuse everywhere
<Viel> I'm going to wander on in and do a circle of the room to see if my elf senses ping
<Sparky> I'll enter the room.
<Kaelik> your elf senses don't ping
<Kaelik> but some rats run up and try to bite you
<Viel> Okay. So... we have a room that contains rubbish and- oi, gettorf
<Viel> Are we talking dangerous rats or regular rodents?
<Kaelik> big old dire rats
<Kaelik> one misses, the other bites
<Kaelik> and what's your fort mod?
<Viel> +1 :(
<Dominicius> Welp
<Sparky> So, Initiative?
<Kaelik> okay, you are diseased
<Kaelik> yep
<Sparky> !dice 1d20
<Kaelik> also, you took 4 damage from the bite Veil
<Dominicius> 9
<Viel> 12
<Sparky> !dice1d20
<Dominicius> +3 is 12
<Kaelik> rats go first, they both miss you again
<Sparky> 7
<Kaelik> well, one misses again, the other misses
<Viel> Okay, I colour spray the fuckers
<Viel> DC 16
<Viel> I take a 5' step first
<Kaelik> one of them is still conscious
<Kaelik> the other is not
<Dominicius> Well I study the rat thats still there
<Sparky> I charge to conscious rat. I got a 19 total.
<Kaelik> you roll damage
<Sparky> 6 total
<Kaelik> it is now unconscious
<Kaelik> you guys are so baller
<Kaelik> but then, a fucking darkmantle
<Kaelik> on Dom
<Kaelik> hits for 6 damage
<Kaelik> there is a second darkmantle behind that one
<Kaelik> and it puts everyone in darkness
<Kaelik> you guys go
<Viel> My turn again?
<Sparky> Should be.
<Dominicius> welp I'm at zero
<Dominicius> So I retreat
<Viel> I cast Fengut on Dom's darkmantle
<Kaelik> it does not throw up on him
<Viel> aw
<Sparky> I charge the Darkmantle.
<Sparky> 13 total
<Kaelik> you miss
<Viel> 'A'
<Kaelik> darkmantles action sequence go!
<Kaelik> The Darkmantles split apart and circle to both sides of you
<Kaelik> (trust me on the map in my head, you get no AoO)
<Sparky> Damn...
<Kaelik> but they suck
<Kaelik> so they both miss
<Sparky> ...Good!
<Viel> Okay, so, I take out my bow and try to plink one. And I get a friggin 11
<Viel> But I pass the miss chance, for what it's worth (nothing)
<Kaelik> a friggin eleven misses
<Sparky> Go ahead and Colorspry next timne if you need to, I'm mkuch more liely to resist it than they are.
<Dominicius> still at 0
<Viel> >Implying I have another Colour Spray prepared
<Viel> I wish [EDITED] was here to heal us
<Kaelik> [EDITED] will out of combat heal you after this fight
<Viel> excellent
<Sparky> I claw, claw, bite, and gore for, 12, 17, 9 and 16.
<Kaelik> roll claw damage
<Sparky> 4
<Dominicius> do I take damage if I study?
<Kaelik> um
<Sparky> That other Dire rat will be waking up soon won't it?
<Viel> Total of... 7 rounds
<Kaelik> I'm going to say that Uber cast Lesser Vigor on you last round
<Dominicius> Yay me
<Sparky> Whew. Don't have to worry about that for a while at least.
<Kaelik> and healed Veil to full
<Viel> Yay!
<Kaelik> so you could actually have studied this round
<Dominicius> Thank you [EDITED]!
<Kaelik> and now Darkmantles attack again
<Viel> I vanish and reappear 10' away motherfuckers
<Kaelik> one of them manages to not suck for a full 4 damage
<Viel> (If targeted, that is)
<Kaelik> on Sparky, not you, you are hiding in the room
<Viel> Oh awesome
<Kaelik> they are in the corridor
<Sparky> Okay.
<Dominicius> Ok then I guess Im at 3 hp now
<Sparky> Do I have line to charge?
<Viel> So, I'm going to CdG the rat so it doesn't wake up
<Dominicius> and I finished my study
<Kaelik> sparky, you are standing adjacent to them
<Viel> That's like, 19 damage and a Fort save so I think it is skewered through the brain
<Viel> Which is what it gets for giving me gangrene
<Kaelik> you can not charage
<Dominicius> So I run up and attack one for a total of 25
<Kaelik> charge
<Kaelik> 25 attack roll?
<Dominicius> yes
<Kaelik> okay, you hit
<Dominicius> and 16 damage
<Kaelik> it is dead as fuck
<Kaelik> Sparky, I recommend you full attack the one you hit last round
<Sparky> I thought you said, never mind. I power attack and claw, claw, bite, and gore for 21, 18, 4, and 13. I probably did 15 damage.
<Kaelik> you kill it
<Sparky> If nothing else comes to kill us I start picking darkmantle out of my claws.
<Kaelik> nothing comes
<Viel> I will do what that great Polish war hero did and use the magic dagger to slice the surrounding flesh from the rat bite, if Uber is willing to heal it up after
<Kaelik> you will still be diseased
<Viel> It will make me feel less diseased about the situation though
<Viel> I mean, it might not save me from incoming Con damage, but I'll think I'm healthier!
<Dominicius> well we need to put the paladin to use for something
<Viel> haha
<Sparky> He can be the door opener, or kicker, it fits his personality.
<Dominicius> This is the best trait an NPC can have.
<Dominicius> Like, ever.
<Kaelik> so you guys want to search your rooms?
<Viel> Well, we may as well look for anything more valuable than dead rat
<Sparky> Is Tiny still around, I couldn't be assed to read the entire transcript from last time.
<Viel> He's still in good health
<Kaelik> okay
<Kaelik> so one room, trash room
<Kaelik> has trash, and nothing else
<Kaelik> the other room
<Dominicius> tzk
<Kaelik> has a desk
<Kaelik> with gnaw marks all over it
<Kaelik> and some locked drawers
<Dominicius> search and open
<Kaelik> you find a bunch of sheets of paper
<Sparky> If he can't seem to open them I'll rip them open.
<Sparky> Nevermind.
<Kaelik> all layed out
<Kaelik> some of you, IE not the Demon
<Viel> Normal paper, or scrolls, or "This morning, I prepared Explosive Runes"?
<Kaelik> recognize them as being probably scrolls
<Viel> Kickass
<Dominicius> Ok Viel can take them
* Dominicius is now known as Shik
<Shik> I think its time for a power nap
<Kaelik> you take 10 on a bunch of spellcrafts
<Kaelik> that's fine
<Kaelik> we can call it a night after the scrolls
<Kaelik> and uber heals you all pre nap
<Kaelik> so
<Kaelik> scrolls
<Kaelik> 1) identify
<Kaelik> 2 copies of bless
<Kaelik> 4 copies of scorching ray
<Kaelik> and a partridge in a pear tree
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<Kaelik> oh
<Kaelik> he meant himself
<Kaelik> I guess that's it for the day then
<Shik> Heh.
<Viel> "Hmm, scorching ray... I could make a hat out of this scroll"
<Kaelik> okay, so if everyone can look at the DM map real quick
<Kaelik> you just cleaned out room 12 and 14
<Dominicius> that leaves the other two
<Kaelik> yes
<Viel> Grand. Well, who wants to check door 13 for traps?
<Kaelik> switch back to player version once you have the location down please
<Viel> Already done
<Sparky> Well, Dominiciusis is Shik, and Shik is the only one who can check for traps, right?
<Dominicius> yea
<Dominicius> I rolled a 15
<Kaelik> some people can check for traps with their face
<Dominicius> +8 thats 23
<Kaelik> you detect no traps
<Kaelik> the doors are both open
<Dominicius> ok
<Dominicius> peek inside with da mirror
<Kaelik> you see a pile of trash on the floor
<Viel> Oooh, trash!
<Kaelik> refuse everywhere
<Viel> I'm going to wander on in and do a circle of the room to see if my elf senses ping
<Sparky> I'll enter the room.
<Kaelik> your elf senses don't ping
<Kaelik> but some rats run up and try to bite you
<Viel> Okay. So... we have a room that contains rubbish and- oi, gettorf
<Viel> Are we talking dangerous rats or regular rodents?
<Kaelik> big old dire rats
<Kaelik> one misses, the other bites
<Kaelik> and what's your fort mod?
<Viel> +1 :(
<Dominicius> Welp
<Sparky> So, Initiative?
<Kaelik> okay, you are diseased
<Kaelik> yep
<Sparky> !dice 1d20
<Kaelik> also, you took 4 damage from the bite Veil
<Dominicius> 9
<Viel> 12
<Sparky> !dice1d20
<Dominicius> +3 is 12
<Kaelik> rats go first, they both miss you again
<Sparky> 7
<Kaelik> well, one misses again, the other misses
<Viel> Okay, I colour spray the fuckers
<Viel> DC 16
<Viel> I take a 5' step first
<Kaelik> one of them is still conscious
<Kaelik> the other is not
<Dominicius> Well I study the rat thats still there
<Sparky> I charge to conscious rat. I got a 19 total.
<Kaelik> you roll damage
<Sparky> 6 total
<Kaelik> it is now unconscious
<Kaelik> you guys are so baller
<Kaelik> but then, a fucking darkmantle
<Kaelik> on Dom
<Kaelik> hits for 6 damage
<Kaelik> there is a second darkmantle behind that one
<Kaelik> and it puts everyone in darkness
<Kaelik> you guys go
<Viel> My turn again?
<Sparky> Should be.
<Dominicius> welp I'm at zero
<Dominicius> So I retreat
<Viel> I cast Fengut on Dom's darkmantle
<Kaelik> it does not throw up on him
<Viel> aw
<Sparky> I charge the Darkmantle.
<Sparky> 13 total
<Kaelik> you miss
<Viel> 'A'
<Kaelik> darkmantles action sequence go!
<Kaelik> The Darkmantles split apart and circle to both sides of you
<Kaelik> (trust me on the map in my head, you get no AoO)
<Sparky> Damn...
<Kaelik> but they suck
<Kaelik> so they both miss
<Sparky> ...Good!
<Viel> Okay, so, I take out my bow and try to plink one. And I get a friggin 11
<Viel> But I pass the miss chance, for what it's worth (nothing)
<Kaelik> a friggin eleven misses
<Sparky> Go ahead and Colorspry next timne if you need to, I'm mkuch more liely to resist it than they are.
<Dominicius> still at 0
<Viel> >Implying I have another Colour Spray prepared
<Viel> I wish [EDITED] was here to heal us
<Kaelik> [EDITED] will out of combat heal you after this fight
<Viel> excellent
<Sparky> I claw, claw, bite, and gore for, 12, 17, 9 and 16.
<Kaelik> roll claw damage
<Sparky> 4
<Dominicius> do I take damage if I study?
<Kaelik> um
<Sparky> That other Dire rat will be waking up soon won't it?
<Viel> Total of... 7 rounds
<Kaelik> I'm going to say that Uber cast Lesser Vigor on you last round
<Dominicius> Yay me
<Sparky> Whew. Don't have to worry about that for a while at least.
<Kaelik> and healed Veil to full
<Viel> Yay!
<Kaelik> so you could actually have studied this round
<Dominicius> Thank you [EDITED]!
<Kaelik> and now Darkmantles attack again
<Viel> I vanish and reappear 10' away motherfuckers
<Kaelik> one of them manages to not suck for a full 4 damage
<Viel> (If targeted, that is)
<Kaelik> on Sparky, not you, you are hiding in the room
<Viel> Oh awesome
<Kaelik> they are in the corridor
<Sparky> Okay.
<Dominicius> Ok then I guess Im at 3 hp now
<Sparky> Do I have line to charge?
<Viel> So, I'm going to CdG the rat so it doesn't wake up
<Dominicius> and I finished my study
<Kaelik> sparky, you are standing adjacent to them
<Viel> That's like, 19 damage and a Fort save so I think it is skewered through the brain
<Viel> Which is what it gets for giving me gangrene
<Kaelik> you can not charage
<Dominicius> So I run up and attack one for a total of 25
<Kaelik> charge
<Kaelik> 25 attack roll?
<Dominicius> yes
<Kaelik> okay, you hit
<Dominicius> and 16 damage
<Kaelik> it is dead as fuck
<Kaelik> Sparky, I recommend you full attack the one you hit last round
<Sparky> I thought you said, never mind. I power attack and claw, claw, bite, and gore for 21, 18, 4, and 13. I probably did 15 damage.
<Kaelik> you kill it
<Sparky> If nothing else comes to kill us I start picking darkmantle out of my claws.
<Kaelik> nothing comes
<Viel> I will do what that great Polish war hero did and use the magic dagger to slice the surrounding flesh from the rat bite, if Uber is willing to heal it up after
<Kaelik> you will still be diseased
<Viel> It will make me feel less diseased about the situation though
<Viel> I mean, it might not save me from incoming Con damage, but I'll think I'm healthier!
<Dominicius> well we need to put the paladin to use for something
<Viel> haha
<Sparky> He can be the door opener, or kicker, it fits his personality.
<Dominicius> This is the best trait an NPC can have.
<Dominicius> Like, ever.
<Kaelik> so you guys want to search your rooms?
<Viel> Well, we may as well look for anything more valuable than dead rat
<Sparky> Is Tiny still around, I couldn't be assed to read the entire transcript from last time.
<Viel> He's still in good health
<Kaelik> okay
<Kaelik> so one room, trash room
<Kaelik> has trash, and nothing else
<Kaelik> the other room
<Dominicius> tzk
<Kaelik> has a desk
<Kaelik> with gnaw marks all over it
<Kaelik> and some locked drawers
<Dominicius> search and open
<Kaelik> you find a bunch of sheets of paper
<Sparky> If he can't seem to open them I'll rip them open.
<Sparky> Nevermind.
<Kaelik> all layed out
<Kaelik> some of you, IE not the Demon
<Viel> Normal paper, or scrolls, or "This morning, I prepared Explosive Runes"?
<Kaelik> recognize them as being probably scrolls
<Viel> Kickass
<Dominicius> Ok Viel can take them
* Dominicius is now known as Shik
<Shik> I think its time for a power nap
<Kaelik> you take 10 on a bunch of spellcrafts
<Kaelik> that's fine
<Kaelik> we can call it a night after the scrolls
<Kaelik> and uber heals you all pre nap
<Kaelik> so
<Kaelik> scrolls
<Kaelik> 1) identify
<Kaelik> 2 copies of bless
<Kaelik> 4 copies of scorching ray
<Kaelik> and a partridge in a pear tree
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<Kaelik> oh
<Kaelik> he meant himself
<Kaelik> I guess that's it for the day then
<Shik> Heh.
<Viel> "Hmm, scorching ray... I could make a hat out of this scroll"
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