Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 2:17 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 3:03 am
I don't know what's more endearing to me, that he didn't even know what a crowbar was like 5 minutes before he felt it was the key piece of equipment his wizard needed, or that it has already come in handy since they're running a party of 3 players and have no one to pick locks.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 3:20 am
lil erik 1: "Should we go back to the other dungeon?"
mrs erik: "We've been taking every right turn in these tunnels, how about we back track and start taking the other turns?"
erik: *glares*
(MC erik has already created two dungeons in addition to a module. The party left the module to explore the underdark, then noped out of the first new dungeon, and now mrs. erik is discussing noping the next dungeon after just one encounter)
erik: "We're about to have Rocks fall. Everyone dies."
lil erik 1: "What?"
erik: "The Underdark is a dangerous place."
[edit:] later that session, mrs. erik's gnome fell down a chasm and is in the process of bleeding out and expecting a second poison check on a Con poison in a few rounds too, so we decide it's time to call the session for the night.
lil erik 1: "How many hit points does Erky have?"
(musing as he is planning on dropping the NPC gnome cleric of pelor down the pit to heal his mom's character, if he survives)
They grow up so fast.
mrs erik: "We've been taking every right turn in these tunnels, how about we back track and start taking the other turns?"
erik: *glares*
(MC erik has already created two dungeons in addition to a module. The party left the module to explore the underdark, then noped out of the first new dungeon, and now mrs. erik is discussing noping the next dungeon after just one encounter)
erik: "We're about to have Rocks fall. Everyone dies."
lil erik 1: "What?"
erik: "The Underdark is a dangerous place."
[edit:] later that session, mrs. erik's gnome fell down a chasm and is in the process of bleeding out and expecting a second poison check on a Con poison in a few rounds too, so we decide it's time to call the session for the night.
lil erik 1: "How many hit points does Erky have?"
(musing as he is planning on dropping the NPC gnome cleric of pelor down the pit to heal his mom's character, if he survives)
They grow up so fast.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 6:43 pm
"Betts, who claimed the dog attacked him, was fired after he wounded the child instead of the dog."
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:44 pm
"I feel like you're being really condescending to me."
"I feel like I'm being really condescending to you too."
-Username17
"I feel like I'm being really condescending to you too."
-Username17
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:59 pm
(Getting dressed for an outdoor wedding)
mrs erik : what are you wearing?
erik: khakis.
mrs erik: my highschool called them jeans if they had rivets.
erik: there’s no denim and your highschool is dumb.
mrs erik: there! That’s a rivet!
erik: what. No. That’s - They’re khakis!
(Later observed same pants on groom/groomsmen and a guy with a sleeveless plaid shirt. elbow nudges were given)
mrs erik : what are you wearing?
erik: khakis.
mrs erik: my highschool called them jeans if they had rivets.
erik: there’s no denim and your highschool is dumb.
mrs erik: there! That’s a rivet!
erik: what. No. That’s - They’re khakis!
(Later observed same pants on groom/groomsmen and a guy with a sleeveless plaid shirt. elbow nudges were given)