A Carbon-using Superhero
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 9:16 am
Okay. Despite the bad graphics, poor pacing, antiquated battle system, and zero character development, Earthbound rocks your billy socks.
Anyway. There's a boss in that game called Carbon Dog, who is basically a giant dog made out of fire. When he suffers enough damage, he turns into Diamond Dog, which is a dog made out of diamond. Durr.
Anyway, say that there was a superhero invented who had complete mastery of inorganic carbons. He could even temporarily create them from nothing. I mean completely mastery. What all powers would that entail?
Just a quick search through the encyclopedia showed that:
1.) He could weaken steel by ripping out the carbon.
2.) Create diamonds! Diamonds!
3.) Throw extremely volatile fireballs.
4.) Plastic, bitch.
5.) Shoot carbon monoxide lasers.
Any others?
Anyway. There's a boss in that game called Carbon Dog, who is basically a giant dog made out of fire. When he suffers enough damage, he turns into Diamond Dog, which is a dog made out of diamond. Durr.
Anyway, say that there was a superhero invented who had complete mastery of inorganic carbons. He could even temporarily create them from nothing. I mean completely mastery. What all powers would that entail?
Just a quick search through the encyclopedia showed that:
1.) He could weaken steel by ripping out the carbon.
2.) Create diamonds! Diamonds!
3.) Throw extremely volatile fireballs.
4.) Plastic, bitch.
5.) Shoot carbon monoxide lasers.
Any others?