The Replacement Sage

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[Tae_Kwon_Dan]

Make sure you go to a session with him at GenCon and ask about confusing rules so he can be an arrogant, yet surprisingly ignorant, cock to you. It's worth the price of admission.

[Username17]

So the man who decided to "fix" Shades by allowing it to duplicate Trap the Soul, and felt that Shapechange was badly in need of a powerup, and most hillarious of all "fixed" Alter Self so that noone even knows what it does any more is going to answer rules questions?

That's great. Or terrible. I get the two mixed up some times.

-Username17

[Tae_Kwon_Dan]

Some of my other favorite hits:

Death Gate is just an overpriced death effect. You know except for not having the Death Effect descriptor, allowing a saving throw, or being stoppable in anyway.

Half-Orcs suck, because people needed an easy PC race.

Barghest Shapechange doesn't work, because despite designing rules I have no clue how Instantaneous effects work.

The list goes on.

[RandomCasualty]

Looks like we are going to get more stupid rulings, probably worse than the last.

And my policy toward the sage still stands: "The Sage is always right, as long as I agree with him."

[Lago_AM3P]

Make sure you go to a session with him at GenCon and ask about confusing rules so he can be an arrogant, yet surprisingly ignorant, cock to you. It's worth the price of admission.

I bet I can make his head explode, Blade style.

'So... explain to me how polymorph works...'

[rapanui]

I never thought it would be possible to miss Skip.

[Josh_Kablack]

I'm looking forward to online Sage Advice chats myself.

I'll ask softball questions like "If a fighter has a +3 BAB, Weapon Focus, and a Masterwork Sword and rolls a 10 on the die, does he hit AC 15 or not?" until I get a few to gloat over.

Oh well, at least it wasn't Jordan K. Johnson.

[Username17]

That's just mean. I want you to ask him sillier questions:

Q: If you cast Alter Self into a Xill, how many attacks do you get?

Q2: If you Alter Self into a Xill and carry four daggers, how many attacks do you get?

Q3: If you Alter Self into a Xill, carry two daggers, and have proficiency with the Boot Blade, and have two of them and breast plate with armor spikes, how many attacks do you get?

And finally, Q4: Why?

That would be a good judge of his worth as a person, methinks.

-Username17

[Draco_Argentum]

Is that a trick question witht he point being that you can't alter self into a Xill?

[MrWaeseL]

1092015492[/unixtime]]I'm looking forward to online Sage Advice chats myself.

I'll ask softball questions like "If a fighter has a +3 BAB, Weapon Focus, and a Masterwork Sword and rolls a 10 on the die, does he hit AC 15 or not?" until I get a few to gloat over.

Oh well, at least it wasn't Jordan K. Johnson.

Are you suggesting he can't add or am I missing something?