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but what shoud I do right now> I'm drunk. while I won't check this intime to know what you wrote before I soberup. I will read this thread next time I get drunk... so what should I do then?
After all, when you climb Mt. Kon Foo Sing to fight Grand Master Hung Lo and prove that your "Squirrel Chases the Jam-Coated Tiger" style is better than his "Dead Cockroach Flails Legs" style, you unleash a bunch of your SCtJCT moves, not wait for him to launch DCFL attacks and then just sit there and parry all day. And you certainly don't, having been kicked about, then say "Well you served me shitty tea before our battle" and go home.
Also, eat some stuff. Bread, toast, whatever.Boolean wrote:Drink a fucktonne of water before going to sleep, best hangover prevention.
if you're drunk enough it's making you sick, you can slow the reaction by icing your neck.
Or, take a video of yourself giving a lecture of a subject of which you're knowledgeable. It should be entertaining...
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Play Dynasty Warriors. You can win that while still drunk.
Also, you want carbohydrates to counter the alcohol. A good source of carbs would be starch, such as is found in potatoes. Vodka is made of potatoes, so you should be completely fine if you drink some vodka. I guarantee it!
Also, you want carbohydrates to counter the alcohol. A good source of carbs would be starch, such as is found in potatoes. Vodka is made of potatoes, so you should be completely fine if you drink some vodka. I guarantee it!
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
Koumei, depends on how hard the level is and what difficulty you're playing. I find my spouse can seriously get lost and then her guys are dying while she's riding across the map...
Mostly, I drink water until I gotta pee. That way when you sleep it off, your body has enough. Maybe throw in a gatorade. But if you overdo it, you'll have to stop sleeping to go pee, but that's really a small price for not having a hangover. I haven't had a hangover in years now.
-Crissa
Mostly, I drink water until I gotta pee. That way when you sleep it off, your body has enough. Maybe throw in a gatorade. But if you overdo it, you'll have to stop sleeping to go pee, but that's really a small price for not having a hangover. I haven't had a hangover in years now.
-Crissa
When I used to drink I basically did the same thing, Crissa. Worked a charm. Although on one occasion I woke up the next day and was still a bit tipsy. About the equivalent of skipping my meds for a day - a little uncoordinated, slow to react and a little trouble hearing.
As for DW, you may have a point. I just wandered towards the enemy base with Ling Tong, spamming his C-4 combo, and still won. I then attempted Katamari Damacy and, well... that's hard enough to control when sober, on the race course level.
In Mario Kart (SNES), I managed to get lost on a map while drunk. The track had walls, and I still got lost and ended up going in circles.
As for DW, you may have a point. I just wandered towards the enemy base with Ling Tong, spamming his C-4 combo, and still won. I then attempted Katamari Damacy and, well... that's hard enough to control when sober, on the race course level.
In Mario Kart (SNES), I managed to get lost on a map while drunk. The track had walls, and I still got lost and ended up going in circles.
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
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This...Boolean wrote:Drink a fucktonne of water before going to sleep, best hangover prevention.
if you're drunk enough it's making you sick, you can slow the reaction by icing your neck.
...and this.Maxus wrote:Or, take a video of yourself giving a lecture of a subject of which you're knowledgeable. It should be entertaining...
I never see myself as drunk as everyone else sees me when I'm drunk. I imagine if I were to record it and watch it later, I'd laugh and/or cry.
I can't take credit for the idea. I remember someone telling me about some online videos called "Drunken History" where a history major/graduate's friends get him drunk and then get him started on a topic.RobbyPants wrote:This...Boolean wrote:Drink a fucktonne of water before going to sleep, best hangover prevention.
if you're drunk enough it's making you sick, you can slow the reaction by icing your neck.
...and this.Maxus wrote:Or, take a video of yourself giving a lecture of a subject of which you're knowledgeable. It should be entertaining...
I never see myself as drunk as everyone else sees me when I'm drunk. I imagine if I were to record it and watch it later, I'd laugh and/or cry.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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I understand he does just that. Sort of like Badass Of The Week, but drunk.RobbyPants wrote:Actually, I used to teach my friends binary while drunk. From what they said, I did a fairly good job. My math usually remains fairly sharp so long as I can still walk.
I imagine the history lectures might get funny if the guy started to inject his own drunken opinions as well.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Getting drunk is stupid. But if he needs to be stupider, he could:Neeeek wrote:I think the original question was looking for stupid things to do while drunk.
*Take some marijuana and drive across town.
*Wander around an apartment parking lot for hours.
*Knife a cousin who owes him five bucks.
*Drive a hearse on the wrong side of the road.
*Sexually proposition police officers.
*Punch his wife and baby and run away to his momma's house (next door.)