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hi I'm new and I want help peaching stuff but I don't know how to build a table on this forum yeah thanx.

We don't "peach" we criticize.

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well, technically we "critique," but yeah, there's a lot of criticism (and hypocrisy, and pointless bickering...) on this site too.

At some point you'll either prove you're enough like us to fit in (or as close to as possible) or you'll complain about how rough we play and possibly prove yourself an idiot. We may even start a betting pool on which....

anyway... much better done, hi. Out of curiosity, did you intend to be known as Count (the guy who created the scale we measure earthquakes on), or Count (the guy who designed the xenomorphs and creates a lot of art with hidden and not so hidden cocks)?

gieger counter =/= richter scale.

gieger is the radiation one.

2) Can someone please tell me what Peach is supposed to mean, and preferably in a hilarious way that also describes how retarded it is?

oh, oops, yeah, that. I knew there was something wrong there...

peach means something like "Please Evaluate And Critique Honestly", it started, as far as I know, as some stupid acronym on WotC's boards during 3.5, basically, as I understand it, a nice way of saying "Listen you primitive screw heads, I want your honest opinion on the balance of this class/feat/catgirl and not a bunch of stupid comments about it." because of course you could never fucking say that verbatim on the wizard's boards. Hence why we're better.

that and the fact that we don't have 20 new catgirl stats every damn day and stupid rules about what can and can't be said/posted.
Our rules make sense, damnit.

Please
Examine
And
Critique
Honestly
Or PEACH

and I am a bit of an HR Giger fan

You know what I think this thread needs more of? David A. Hill.

wha? David A Hill? ... well, better than Doug Winger, I guess...

Count Geiger wrote:hi I'm new and I want help peaching stuff but I don't know how to build a table on this forum yeah thanx.

Well give this a look:
http://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&pid=s ... MWU1YTJhYQ

Work in progress, obviously. The goal is to strip the game down to the simplicity of old-school DnD without some of the strange insanity of old-school DnD (like separate XP charts for each class).

Hi there Count Geiger. If you want some peaches, here is the art thread. It's the only place in the Den where where you can find them, probably because few of us fancy ourselves artists and are actually impressed by those who have some talent.

Count Geiger wrote:I don't know how to build a table on this forum

http://tgdmb.com/faq.php?mode=bbcode

Specifically, start here: http://tgdmb.com/faq.php?mode=bbcode#13