The Gaming Den

Instead of in the Pathfinder thread.

in before the stupid

Forgotten Realms is lame.

Wizards are lame

Wizards don't belong in the Forgotten Realms

The Forgotten Realms don't belong in wizards.

Wizards don't belong in wizards.

Wizards wizards belong in wizards

To wizard or not to wizard, that is the question.

someone do the xzibit meme

Wizzer? I hardly know 'er!

Mister_Sinister wrote:Wizards don't belong in wizards.

Wizards definitely belong in wizards, especially in Forgotten Realms when it seems like a lot of wizards are hot chicks.

PoliteNewb wrote:

Mister_Sinister wrote:Wizards don't belong in wizards.

Wizards definitely belong in wizards, especially in Forgotten Realms when it seems like a lot of wizards are hot chicks.

/thread

First level wizards have access to disguise self, so there is no guarantee those hot chicks aren't really just a wrinkly old Elminster; since it is Forgotten Realms, it probably is Elminster, and the only way to know for sure is to touch the hot chicks. At first this goes really well, and then it goes tragically wrong; any Forgotten Realms with wrinkley old wizards masquerading as hot chicks is a realm you want to forget.

Psychic Robot wrote:someone do the xzibit meme

Hicks wrote:First level wizards have access to disguise self, so there is no guarantee those hot chicks aren't really just a wrinkly old Elminster; since it is Forgotten Realms, it probably is Elminster, and the only way to know for sure is to touch the hot chicks. At first this goes really well, and then it goes tragically wrong; any Forgotten Realms with wrinkley old wizards masquerading as hot chicks is a realm you want to forget.

Elminster can know and use Alter Self, even touching them isn't good enough.

RadiantPhoenix wrote: Elminster can know and use Alter Self, even touching them isn't good enough.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Shit Elminster was a hot chick once...

Do not remind me of that terrible, terrible book...

Hey, Dominicius. Do remember that terrible, terrible book where Elminster was a hot chick?

I never read THAT terrible, terrible book.

I did, however, make it through the Drizzt books (and assorted related works) until, oh, the end of the Trilogy In Which Nothing Happened.

You know, with the king orc.

Wizard Wizard, wizard Wizard Wizard.

I know it's not quite 'Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo', but it's close.

Hicks wrote:First level wizards have access to disguise self, so there is no guarantee those hot chicks aren't really just a wrinkly old Elminster; since it is Forgotten Realms, it probably is Elminster, and the only way to know for sure is to touch the hot chicks. At first this goes really well, and then it goes tragically wrong; any Forgotten Realms with wrinkley old wizards masquerading as hot chicks is a realm you want to forget.

I'm sure some people are going to think I'm gross, but who gives a fuck? I don't care if the hot chick I am boning is secretly a wrinkly old man, as long as I don't have to deal with beards and old man balls. If things stay in "hot chick territory" for the duration of the naked timez, I don't care what he looks like when he goes home.

My definition of what is fun to have sex with depends entirely on present sensations. If you look and feel like a hot chick, I will probably be cool with sexing you. I don't care what you look and feel like most of the time; just the times when you and I are naked together. I don't care if you're Elminster, a mind flayer, whatever.

tl/dr: I am fine with getting a BJ from a convincing tranny.

There ain't nothin' gay about getting a BJ.

@PoliteNewb
If the old wrinkly wizard is nice enough to use polymorph, you don't have to deal with beard&balls. The OP's scenario however is based on disguise self, which doesn't change tactile sensation