Dilema

Covent · Post by **Covent** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:29 pm

I am in Ireland.

I ordered a chili beef, bacon, and tikka chicken pizza.

I got a Pepperoni,and bacon pizza.

I am very very drunk.

What do I do?

What do I do?!?!?!

Covent · Post by **Covent** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:32 pm

BTW: my wife is picking all the toppings off the pizza and leaving me the bread!

She did give me her garlic sauce from her wings though...

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:32 pm

Not ask for help from The Gaming Den.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:36 pm

Eat it all. Drink more beer. Try to get the wife to do anal tonight.

Covent · Post by **Covent** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:36 pm

Kaelik wrote:Not ask for help from The Gaming Den.

Humm,but if not the gaming den then who?

Occluded Sun · Post by **Occluded Sun** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:42 pm

Call on the Good People of the Parish for help. Offer them the pizza if they will strike down the establishment that gave you the wrong toppings.

Always works for Dresden, why not you?

Covent · Post by **Covent** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:44 pm

Ancient History wrote:Eat it all. Drink more beer. Try to get the wife to do anal tonight.

Done, and Done! But she says only after she gets 50 more seals on FFXIV!

Covent · Post by **Covent** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:45 pm

Occluded Sun wrote:N.A.M.B.L.A. Unite!

Sorry, could not resist!

Occluded Sun · Post by **Occluded Sun** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:50 pm

I fail to see what Marlon Brando has to do with any of this. You're not even in North America.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:51 pm

Covent wrote:
Ancient History wrote:Eat it all. Drink more beer. Try to get the wife to do anal tonight.
Done, and Done! But she says only after she gets 50 more seals on FFXIV!

She's a keeper.

Covent · Post by **Covent** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:53 pm

Occluded Sun wrote:I fail to see what Marlon Brando has to do with any of this. You're not even in North America.

From another thread where I poked fun at one of you responses.

*Hug*

Wow, I am drunk.

Irish beer >>>>日本のビール>>>>American Beer

Covent · Post by **Covent** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:54 pm

Ancient History wrote:
Covent wrote:
Ancient History wrote:Eat it all. Drink more beer. Try to get the wife to do anal tonight.
Done, and Done! But she says only after she gets 50 more seals on FFXIV!
She's a keeper.

18 years dating and 13 years married agree!

Covent · Post by **Covent** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:57 pm

She stole another piece of pizza while the beer fairies stold my memory! Vengeance shall be mine!

P.S. Thank god for auto correct.

Covent · Post by **Covent** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:14 am

Pizza gone. Time to pass out.

name_here · Post by **name_here** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:52 am

Ah, a Druk Thread Of Drunky. Been a long time since I've seen one.

OgreBattle · Post by **OgreBattle** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:01 am

Covent wrote:
Ancient History wrote:Eat it all. Drink more beer. Try to get the wife to do anal tonight.
Done, and Done! But she says only after she gets 50 more seals on FFXIV!

Gib her the True Strike

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:53 am

You should fit in well here, Covent. You should also do Pathfinder book reviews while you're drunk.

Josh_Kablack · Post by **Josh_Kablack** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 6:37 am

Sorry I'm late, but you missed a golden opportunity to do a drunken review of an oldschool game:

http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/4180/pizza-wars

Count Arioch the 28th · Fri Jul 11, 2014 7:02 am

I spent 3 minutes reading this thread and now I want them back.

Covent · Post by **Covent** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:36 pm

Prak_Anima wrote:You should fit in well here, Covent. You should also do Pathfinder book reviews while you're drunk.

Thanks.

Well, time for the day after.

Now at work, on break...

Perhaps Sunday which I have off will be Pathfinder and Shots day.

Post by **fbmf** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:14 pm

We're done here.

[/The Great Fence a Builder Speaks]