The Gaming Den

Woman: "My character is a male druid. Can I turn into a female wolf and get puppies?"

DM: "Yes but you can't change back to elf once you're pregnant."

Woman: "Why not?"

DM: "I'm not going to go there. Why are you even bothering to do this?"

Woman: "I want wolf puppies!"

Player 1: "I duck behind cover!"

GM: "There's nothing to hide behind."

Player 2: "How about the pile of compost that is this campaign?"

Game On,
fbmf

Tortle with INT as a dump stat: "Can you show me where the city is on my map?"

NPC: "Sure. Give me your map."

Tortle: "I don't have a map."

NPC: "Then I can't show you."

Tortle: "Awww...."

fbmf wrote:Player 1: "I duck behind cover!"

GM: "There's nothing to hide behind."

Player 2: "How about the pile of compost that is this campaign?"

Game On,
fbmf

I'm stealing this for a comic eventually. Just letting you know.