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by shau
Tue May 27, 2008 4:41 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Breaking modern society
Replies: 45
Views: 5539

One of the things that has to be considered is that Superman can kill the world elite fairly easily. If someone orders the new country of Supermanland torched to ash, they are going to be hunted down very soon. I just got done reading Death Note which has a theme somewhat similar to this. In that st...
by shau
Thu May 22, 2008 2:13 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Expectations... so mixed...
Replies: 21
Views: 3124

Did that series ever get finished? I read up to the one where Richard suddenly manifests advanced sculpting ability and makes such a kick ass statue that it single handedly defeats Communism. Also, he did it in his spare time after working two jobs. If the series did not end with Richard beating the...
by shau
Wed May 21, 2008 5:24 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 931667

My favorite pokeman from the first game was Snorlax. Finally a game that realizes that fat and lazy people can be powerhouses. My people have never been represented so kindly before.
by shau
Sat May 10, 2008 11:55 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Radical Idea: Armor
Replies: 84
Views: 13852

The golden target I think is one in which people who engage in melee naturally want to wear heavy armor and people who carry bows don't. Off the top of my head that could be achieved by giving melee attacks massive to-hit bonuses or higher rates of fire. In short, nearly the complete opposite of th...
by shau
Sat May 10, 2008 11:45 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Worse than WoW...
Replies: 56
Views: 6614

If this giant dildo functions as a spear and that giant dildo functions as a crossbow the game just loses all verisimilitude. This is hilarious. I love the fact that you're against the idea of penis based weaponry based on the fact that it can be used to hide the true abilities of the weapon.
by shau
Thu May 08, 2008 3:34 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 931667

Does anyone know where I can get a newbie guide for dominions? It kinda sounds interesting but it seems like every discussion I read about it is so filled with obscure gameplay mechanics and strange acronyms that I have no idea what is going on. Maybe I will try out the demo later. I also am reinsta...
by shau
Wed May 07, 2008 2:17 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: More Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 766
Views: 44815

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=79924 The question: The group I DM for has a powergamer in it and he refuses to stay on the railroad tracks. How can I kill him without giving him the chance to roll? A proposed solution: You could just send a never ending stream of kobolds at him. At...
by shau
Thu May 01, 2008 10:09 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: More Threads that make us Laugh, Cry, or Both
Replies: 766
Views: 44815

CO board is now officially a clubhouse.

http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=1016146

Who wants to bet these numbers are cited in the middle of some serious nerd fighting?
by shau
Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:03 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why saves?
Replies: 7
Views: 1062

Saves are a lot easier to fudge if you are DM. If you roll behind the screen, you can just announce whatever result you want. It is harder to do that if a player wizard casts finger of death on the BBEG and rolls a natural 20 in front of everybody. edit: looks like Frank said it before I did. One of...
by shau
Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:58 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 4E Excerpt: Paragon Paths
Replies: 69
Views: 6703

I'm comfortable with Beowulf wrestling Grendel in a fight to the death and ripping his arm off. I think 4e can manage that. I'm not as comfortable with Beowulf raping Grendel's mom to death with his energy penis. I think my new favorite example creature for where fighters should be is the colossal ...
by shau
Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:33 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 4E Excerpt: Paragon Paths
Replies: 69
Views: 6703

Re: 4E Excerpt: Paragon Paths

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/4ex/20080423a Also, some Paragon feat abilities: Name Prerequisites Benefit Armor Specialization (Chainmail) Dex 15, training with chainmail +1 to AC with chainmail, reduce check penalty by 1 Seize the Moment Dex 17 Gain combat advantage over foe with lower ...
by shau
Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:21 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What's Missing?
Replies: 36
Views: 4622

My immediate thought was inventor/gadgeteer, but frank beat me to it. I also think DnD wants an alchemist class. I know lots of classes can make magic potions, but I think people want a real class based around mixing up potions and winning combat by throwing them or drinking them. Think of how many ...
by shau
Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:30 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The art of theft and other free stuff.
Replies: 19
Views: 2838

The art of theft and other free stuff.

Being a law student, and thus basically a hobo until I get a job, I spend most of my free time (what little exists) looking for free stuff. Recently, I have been wasting my time recently with a freeware game called the Art of Theft. It is a stealth game made with adventure game studio. The basic sto...
by shau
Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:13 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: I am moving.
Replies: 158
Views: 10056

Re: I am moving.

So Frank, are we going to get more stories of the bizarre world that is the Czech Republic or have you acclimated yourself yet?
by shau
Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:20 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Feeling of Epic
Replies: 157
Views: 19316

Re: The Feeling of Epic

One of my DMs taught me to fear any race that was small. Especially if it had darkvision. Trying to fight something with total concealment while blind is a ruinous day.[br][br]Remember kids, if your DM says it is a 2 and a half foot wide hallway do not go in.[br][br]Re Epic: I am not sure that havin...
by shau
Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:26 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Holy shit.
Replies: 14
Views: 2762

Re: Holy shit.

Good god, the first two lines reminded me of the Manchurain Canidate. Andy Collins is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life
by shau
Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:19 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 4e magic items!
Replies: 97
Views: 16499

Re: 4e magic items!

1201329955[/unixtime]]It is immune to its own fire and poison (but only barely). It dishes out a d6 + 11 on a hit, and it hits itself on a 15+ (remember the -2 penalty for being in its aura). It seriously will take 15 hits to take itself down - which works out to about fifty combat rounds .[br] [br...
by shau
Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:51 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mutants and Masterminds -- The Apocalypse
Replies: 21
Views: 2553

Re: Mutants and Masterminds -- The Apocalypse

I am not sure if you are really sure what you want. So far, I have thought of three similar, though different, games that can come from your ideas.[br][br]Scenario 1: The Road Warrior[br][br]Life sucks. It is after the bomb/plague/whatever and most of the earth is a wasteland. The population is low ...
by shau
Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:14 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Pondering...
Replies: 115
Views: 13636

Re: Pondering...

1201113324[/unixtime]][br]The best example of how ironic drug laws are is the invention of Coca Cola: "It was a prohibition law, enacted in Atlanta in 1886, that persuaded physician and chemist Dr. John Stith Pemberton to rename and rewrite the formula for his popular nerve tonic, stimulant an...
by shau
Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:55 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mutants and Masterminds -- The Apocalypse
Replies: 21
Views: 2553

Re: Mutants and Masterminds -- The Apocalypse

You know, this reminds me a lot of Fist of the North Star.
by shau
Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:36 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: How to Play a Wizard
Replies: 48
Views: 5426

Re: How to Play a Wizard

BRIEF SILENT IMAGE GUIDE[br][br]Silent image is probably my favorite spell in the game. It is the reason why I play wizards and beguilers. It is the spell I cast most at any level and generally among the first things I buy as a wizard is a wand of it.[br][br]Silent image at its core is a spell which...
by shau
Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:50 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Monte Cook talks about Crafting Magic Items
Replies: 23
Views: 5559

Re: Monte Cook talks about Crafting Magic Items

1200326749[/unixtime]][br]What makes it a win spell is the maneuverability. If you dropped it to average, you eliminate hover, you prevent reverse directions, you have to make 45 degree turns and you can't move than 90° in a given turn. You can fall down but you can only go up in a 60° angle at hal...
by shau
Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:09 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Cute Knight] I paid 20 dollars for this crap.
Replies: 19
Views: 2500

Re: [Cute Knight] I paid 20 dollars for this crap.

1200017058[/unixtime][br]I would not be surprised if this game showed up on Newgrounds for free. The whole game, 'cause this is at such an amateur level that charging me money for it is completely insulting. It's like the monkeys flung poo at the type writer, and the company decided to run with it....
by shau
Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:03 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: New Edition: Monsters
Replies: 196
Views: 28529

Re: New Edition: Monsters

sigma999 wrote:
Counterpoint: Gawain and the Green Knight.


I don't recall Gawain defeating the Green Knight's regeneration ability by slaughtering him every five seconds in that either.
by shau
Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:56 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Quite possibly the most awesome reviews of RPGs I have seen
Replies: 19
Views: 2567

Re: Quite possibly the most awesome reviews of RPGs I have s

I read his review for Fatal a while back. I did not know he had written anything else. Good stuff.[br][br][br] The problem is that only games which are unplayably bad are reviewed on that site. So you look at the name, put it on your 'must miss' list, and needn't ever look at the reviews, which are ...