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by Dogbert
Thu Oct 01, 2020 4:12 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Starfinder Looks Like a Mixed Bag
Replies: 71
Views: 30070

Why not play Scum And Villainy instead? Because people never get tired of hitting nails with the butt of a screwdriver. The concept of using hammers is not only alien to them, it's inimical. Also, I don't know the first thing about Scum and Villainy, but I can't think of many games worse than SF so...
by Dogbert
Mon Sep 28, 2020 8:53 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Miscast risks as a balancing system for magic
Replies: 59
Views: 10496

For the last time: d&d is not meant to be balanced. It's meant to mix Hawkeye with Thor in the same party (for some reason), and Hawkeye is meant to be even more useless each passing level as the Avengers move from "hit a Hydra nest" to "force peace between the Kree and the Shi A...
by Dogbert
Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:57 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What are magic items made of?
Replies: 17
Views: 3681

Wizard dicks and fighter tiny tears. Jokes apart, back in 3E, the basic weapon to enchant had to be masterwork, so there's your answer. It's the enchanting process that makes it immune to damage from everything but other magic weapons. It's not some unobtanium or anything (otherwise any muggle could...
by Dogbert
Sat Jun 27, 2020 7:08 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why 'Realism' in Fantasy?
Replies: 31
Views: 9559

Because neckbeards make no sense. At all.

The same neckbeards that cry if fighters get nice things are the ones that also cry when the spellcasters run circles around them.
by Dogbert
Thu Jun 25, 2020 5:02 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The tabletop political compass
Replies: 20
Views: 4426

Also, individual XP tracks only result in players continually trying to upstage each other rather than working as a team.
by Dogbert
Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:42 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [5e] Thorough explanation of why it's terrible?
Replies: 261
Views: 75966

Recently WotC announced they were going to try to deal with some of the racial determinism by introducing an upcoming product that would let people swap out stat arrays. Ruse /ro?oz,ro?os/ noun an action intended to deceive someone; a trick. Funny how far they'll go to make people look the other wa...
by Dogbert
Thu Jun 18, 2020 10:34 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The tabletop political compass
Replies: 20
Views: 4426

The use of brainlets and the obsession with left vs right is rather telling of this pic's target demo (which I doubt is the Den). I'm actually surprised Libertad of all people would share this.
by Dogbert
Tue Jun 09, 2020 11:45 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: "Hypothetical" Question
Replies: 17
Views: 4981

The first thing to do upon joining any game is: Always ask for the house rules.

Always.
by Dogbert
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:57 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Design Request: Secret Test of Character
Replies: 7
Views: 3853

While I fail to grasp why the PCs would want to be in there... How about, instead of giving them helping McGuffins, you design each obstacle so they can only be overcome by using the PCs specific talents... but in ways they don't commonly use. They themselves are the pieces, and the solution to the ...
by Dogbert
Fri May 29, 2020 7:43 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: My latest Doom mod
Replies: 15
Views: 11353

Looks awesome, kudos.
by Dogbert
Fri May 29, 2020 7:30 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Exalted "Essence"
Replies: 9
Views: 3535

“As a long time fan of Exalted, I’m thrilled to be working on a project that will help spread the joy of playing Exalted to all players — from newcomers to dedicated fans,” All I need is this piece of Mearls-speak to see this is going to be Exalted: Mearls Edition - The Search For Critical Role Mon...
by Dogbert
Sat May 23, 2020 3:54 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 6th Edition Speculation Begins
Replies: 31
Views: 8849

That article is such an incoherent mess... that it is evident it is written by a 5E fan.
by Dogbert
Fri May 22, 2020 7:05 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mike Mearls is out
Replies: 22
Views: 6142

Seemingly, Mearls is back at the dnd division (hopefully not at the lead, even if that'd be just par for the course for 2020)

https://twitter.com/CHofferCBus/status/ ... 7583656962
by Dogbert
Fri May 15, 2020 3:14 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Spirits and Songs book
Replies: 7
Views: 2482

If you ask me, I'm not sure moving the campaign for later will help. If anything, tomorrow will be worse.
by Dogbert
Wed May 13, 2020 7:00 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Martial/Caster Disparity Bingo Card
Replies: 38
Views: 12617

Mistborn wrote:Did someone say "fighter thread"?

'cause I think I just heard someone say "fighter thread".
Image

P.S: I'm totally stealing this bingo idea for a comic.
by Dogbert
Sat May 09, 2020 3:08 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Musings
Replies: 73
Views: 12989

Eh, you can still have useful fighters in that situation, you just fight totally alien monsters Oh, so just because you don't understand it then it's okay to kill it, got it... hmm where did I hear that before? I'm sure I heard the Catholic church say something like that about a specific group of p...
by Dogbert
Sat May 09, 2020 2:54 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [High 5e] 5e: HARDCORE MODE
Replies: 39
Views: 10999

The Adventurer's Almanac wrote: If you need any rage material, just check out some of his videos. He relishes in it.
The world is already a nightmare, I see no reason to go out of my way to seek even more reasons to be angry.
by Dogbert
Fri May 08, 2020 6:33 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [High 5e] 5e: HARDCORE MODE
Replies: 39
Views: 10999

Whoever the neckbeard who wrote this, they found a way to make 5E objectively worse. If anything, that's a merit in itself.
by Dogbert
Fri May 08, 2020 6:22 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Musings
Replies: 73
Views: 12989

All I have to say is that there's a specific level of hell for GMs who allow their players to roll a sword dude only to troll them with post-modern Friendship Is Magic morality in the mud middle ages, thus making the only thing their character was built for useless. Everything is "problematic.&...
by Dogbert
Wed May 06, 2020 2:45 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Coronavirus thread
Replies: 588
Views: 163210

Lago PARANOIA wrote:I think it's pretty clear at this point that Trump is going to go down in history as one of the greatest butchers we've seen
How optimist! You're assuming there's still going to be written, recorded history 20 years from now!
by Dogbert
Wed May 06, 2020 1:51 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 957324

So the trade off of entering one's magical persona is that they risk being seen, and increasing that capacity through their actions. So you want to run The Esoterrorists: Weeb Edition? Because thay may require a level of buy-in the average dnd player may not possess (they don't care for the world. ...
by Dogbert
Tue May 05, 2020 8:19 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 957324

What would be a reasonable way to handle the transformation? Like, "Spend a full-round action to transform?" There must be tradeoffs. first and foremost. What do they lose when non transformed? Proficiencies? Hit points? Class features? Also, how often are they expected to be caught vulne...
by Dogbert
Mon May 04, 2020 5:11 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Coronavirus thread
Replies: 588
Views: 163210

Y'know, it feels good to read stuff like DenizenKane's rant. It's reassuring. People that stupid can't be a serious threat. An Argentinian singer-philosopher once answered when asked about his fears: "I fear dipshits. They're many, you can't cover such a large front, and because they're majori...
by Dogbert
Fri May 01, 2020 4:45 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mike Mearls is out
Replies: 22
Views: 6142

Re: Mike Mearls is out

saithorthepyro wrote:Mike Mearls has apparently no longer been working on DnD since 2014
Fixed that for you.
by Dogbert
Fri May 01, 2020 4:36 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Coronavirus thread
Replies: 588
Views: 163210

RobbyPants wrote:It doesn't help that half the country has bought into beliefs about capitalism and poor people that prevent them from being outraged by these things.
The devil's greatest trick was convincing the poor they deserve to suffer for being poor.