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... What exactly does an enchanter who spends all his time shitting on a stone toilet in the middle of a rougelike dungeon want out of life, anyway?

What. The. Actual. Ever. Lasting. FUCK.

You know what? I don't know why your defending a shitty company, and quite frankly, I no longer care. At the end of the day, Game Freak has fucked their fans, and there is no excuse for that.

Except no. You can transfer ALL Pokemon from Gen VII prior to Pokemon Home. They just don't want to allow Pokemon that aren't in the new games to be transferred because everyone at Game Freak is a fucking retard. When the switch from Gen II to Gen III came, they simply did not have the technology to...

I, myself, give no fucks about competitive gameplay. I personally think it's awful, but if other people are into it then, wha-hey, thas' cool. What the fuck is even the point of allowing players to transfer Pokemon if they are only going to allow ones that only appear in Sword/Shield? The whole poin...

Seems fine. Having a different variety of Pokemon in each game could shake strategies up, like a seasonal rotation. Having ~900 mon in each game is overkill anyway. Fine for you , maybe. I want to have my favorites, such as Primarina and many of the Mythicals, but now I won't be able to, and probab...

NINTENDO ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING [EDITED]! Nintendo is only going to allow Pokémon that only appear in Sword/Shield to be transferred from previous games! WHAT THE FUCK?! This is their response: Thank you to all of our fans for caring so deeply about Pokémon. Recently, I shared the news that some Pok...

... Does it help that that's official?

"Whoa, now... who the fuck are you?"

You yell at me for making terrible puns elsewhere and yet you willingly quote from a book making a far worse one?! Commie bastard. Your "gotcha" moment fails for two reasons: 1. You know that the post-kill pun is a thing, and Stine did time that one properly. "Urnexpected" is a ...

Darth Rabbitt wrote:This robot arm is a real pain in the neck!

You yell at me for making terrible puns elsewhere and yet you willingly quote from a book making a far worse one?! Commie bastard.

Saw MiB: International . It was good. Better than 2 and 3. Tessa Thompson and teen heart-throb Chris Hemsworth have excellent chemistry and make for an awesome dynamic. It ain't a perfect movie, and it ain't a smart movie, but it was a fun movie, which is what counts. That said, I was expecting a ca...

Darth Rabbitt wrote:

Shrapnel wrote:Well, that's... urnexpected. AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I kill me.

Anywhy. I second Sly's approach.

You already did that one in this LP, and it was terrible then.

I did? Fuck.

I can't be expected to remember or keep track of all the stupid things I say.

Well, that's... urnexpected. AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I kill me.

Anywhy. I second Sly's approach.

Erm um... what are our options again? Is purple a choice?

... Would Urlik believe that it reads "KILROY WAS HERE?"

FUCK. ALL. MINIGAMES. EVER . In particular infinitely fuck the Zelda Oracle of Ages Goron Dance Dance Revolution minigame. OH MY GOD YES . That is the worst part of any video game I have ever played. AND YOU HAVE TO DO IT TWICE! That and the Goron racing thing in Majora's Mask are the reason why I ...

Stahlseele wrote:@Shrapnel
errr, about that actually:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek ... imilation2

Okay, I actually did know about that one (have a few issues), but still, my POINT STANDS!

Y'know what baffles my tiny mind? That there hasn't yet been a Dragon Quest/Final Fantasy crossover. Not a proper one, anyway. They're two of Squenix's biggest RPG franchises! How the hell has this not happened yet?! It'd be like not crossing over Transformers and Ecco the Dolphin, or Doctor Who wit...

I am slightly disappointed that we didn't get female Erdrick and the DQIV Heroine as alts, but I ain't gonna complain. Dragon Quest is FINALLY getting the goddamn recognition it deserves.

Quite frankly, I don't care who else they put in the game now. I've got all I need.

SCHADENFREUDE!

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