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by Neon Sequitur
Sun Nov 27, 2016 8:33 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e has failed
Replies: 1907
Views: 405154

Neon Sequitur (Grady Elliott) is a drive by troll who comes here from time to time to tell us we are all fools. I don't believe he has contributed anything of any real content to this board ever. So asking him to not be a disingenuous asshat in this conversation is like asking a scorpion to not sti...
by Neon Sequitur
Sun Nov 27, 2016 5:53 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e has failed
Replies: 1907
Views: 405154

What shrinkage? The self-inflicted tragedy called 4E shrunk d&d's player base from 6 milions to 1. In addition, 4E's advent came at a time where the global economy was already suffering the consequences of 8 years of Dubya in the White House. By this time, both FASA and White Wolf were long dea...
by Neon Sequitur
Sat Nov 26, 2016 11:53 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e has failed
Replies: 1907
Views: 405154

Omegonthesane wrote:1. The D&D brand has been the most recognisable TTRPG of them all for some years. Its commercial failure by all past standards is a damning indictment of the current design team and a direct cause of the shrinkage of the hobby.
Unsupported assertion in bold text.

What shrinkage?
by Neon Sequitur
Sun Aug 21, 2016 1:21 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e has failed
Replies: 1907
Views: 405154

The whole virgin thing is childish. But this weird tribalistic "I want to believe every 'bad' thing about 5e and Mike Mearls, truth or not" bullshit is actually deeply troubling. When did the Den start being full of dishonest shills and willful liars? A long fucking time ago. Check your i...
by Neon Sequitur
Mon Aug 15, 2016 6:00 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e has failed
Replies: 1907
Views: 405154

D&D has indeed failed...
by Neon Sequitur
Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:39 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 5e prestige classes
Replies: 17
Views: 3841

Prestige classes are deader than this thread, but 5E is alive and well without them.

Screw you, Frank.
by Neon Sequitur
Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:53 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 5e prestige classes
Replies: 17
Views: 3841

Re: 5e prestige classes

CapnTthePirateG wrote:http://dnd.wizards.com/articles/feature ... rune-magic

So remember how we were all saying that 5e had a distinct lack of character customization?
No, because it doesn't.
by Neon Sequitur
Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:58 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Zero Buzz on 5E...Is It Dead Out The Gate?
Replies: 2279
Views: 301389

I am pleased to announce that this is now officially the least relevant thread, on the least relevant gaming forum, on the entire internet. You're welcome. Hasbro CEO: "D&D is Really on a Tear" http://www.enworld.org/forum/content.php?2542-Hasbro-CEO-says-D-D-is-really-on-a-tear#.VT5Ne...
by Neon Sequitur
Sun Nov 16, 2014 12:33 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: OSSR: Ars Magica 5th edition
Replies: 116
Views: 40354

I can't think of anyone less qualified to "review" Ars Magica.

Have fun, guys.
by Neon Sequitur
Tue May 20, 2014 5:32 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Paladins
Replies: 41
Views: 6514

If that makes them "not paladins any more" by some people's definitions, then they're missing the point, they need to change their definition of what a paladin is so they can keep up with those of us who actually remember the point of this thread, and move on. The reason you want to use d...
by Neon Sequitur
Tue May 20, 2014 12:41 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Paladins
Replies: 41
Views: 6514

I've come to see the (relatively) new Inquisitor class as everything the Paladin should have been, and I'm playing my current character as such. After helping our party take down a bunch of mooks with the judicious and repeated use of the Blistering Invective spell, (people he intimidates burst int...
by Neon Sequitur
Mon May 19, 2014 4:58 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Paladins
Replies: 41
Views: 6514

I've come to see the (relatively) new Inquisitor class as everything the Paladin should have been, and I'm playing my current character as such. After helping our party take down a bunch of mooks with the judicious and repeated use of the Blistering Invective spell, (people he intimidates burst into...
by Neon Sequitur
Tue May 13, 2014 10:33 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Fractional bonuses?
Replies: 31
Views: 3947

When I was a high school senior, a scheduling conflict resulted in me taking Home Economics. Whatever; we got to cook stuff and I was a ravenous teenager so I didn't mind. One dinky assignment we were given was a print-out of a measuring cup with the quarters labeled (e.g. 1/4, 1/2, 3/4, 1 cup) and...
by Neon Sequitur
Tue May 13, 2014 4:36 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Fractional bonuses?
Replies: 31
Views: 3947

hyzmarca wrote:So what I really need is a house rule that you can't play unless you're a math major?
You realize this is 5th grade math, right?
by Neon Sequitur
Tue May 13, 2014 4:33 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Horrible roleplaying advice and mechanics
Replies: 83
Views: 11081

"Whenever a disad comes up" is entirely up to the GM. So no, it's not "unlimited" unless the GM is drooling retard who bends over to every whim of every munchkin, power gamer and rules lawyer at his table. This is beyond arguing a worst case, it's an outright fabrication, and I'm...
by Neon Sequitur
Tue May 13, 2014 4:25 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What Pathfinder Did Right
Replies: 53
Views: 8430

My main problem with the Inquisitor is that it's another case of them jacking themselves off to shitty teamwork feats. I can tell that they are some designer's baby and so he just shoehorns them in everywhere. There's an archetype that replaces those shitty teamwork feats (I hate those) with a diff...
by Neon Sequitur
Tue May 13, 2014 1:20 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Horrible roleplaying advice and mechanics
Replies: 83
Views: 11081

"Unlimited."

You use that word a lot. It doesn't mean what you think it means....

Feel free to continue re-writing the dictionary on my ignore list.
by Neon Sequitur
Mon May 12, 2014 9:21 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What Pathfinder Did Right
Replies: 53
Views: 8430

The fact that the Inquisitor class exists makes it all better for me.
by Neon Sequitur
Mon May 12, 2014 9:16 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Horrible roleplaying advice and mechanics
Replies: 83
Views: 11081

There are a few systems that give you immediate and unlimited bonus character resource points for roleplaying your "disadvantages," which is possibly the worst thing I have ever seen. Oh, you're inconveniencing your entire group by picking a character flaw that grinds play to a halt, like...
by Neon Sequitur
Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:39 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mike "I won't force you, but i'm going to force you" Mearls
Replies: 46
Views: 9438

The "butt-hurt train" just keeps rolling on.

Don't like the new game? Play the old one.

No one's stopping you.
by Neon Sequitur
Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:33 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mike "I won't force you, but i'm going to force you" Mearls
Replies: 46
Views: 9438

Let me know when you get to the part about anyone, anywhere, actually getting FORCED to do... anything.

Hello?

Tell me again about that awful day those WOTC thugs came to your house and put guns to your head to FORCE you to play D&D by their rules!

No? Didn't think so. :sarcasticrofl:
by Neon Sequitur
Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:18 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Law=Republican Chaos=Democrat
Replies: 25
Views: 4157

Perhaps magic mushrooms? Dropped acid? It's really simple. The Republicans are the Stupid Party. the Democrats are the Evil Party. Every so often they decide to do something bipartisan, which is hence both Evil and Stupid. Aside from having your parties completely fucking backwards , this is spot-on.
by Neon Sequitur
Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:04 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Monzon
Replies: 17
Views: 3551

...and cats.
by Neon Sequitur
Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:28 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What Are The Effects Of Campaign PTSD On You?
Replies: 42
Views: 5854

My characters have a tendency to capture murder-hobos in their sleep, then take them to the authorities and collect whatever bounty they have on their heads. I just don't like murder-hobos. I don't like the trail of bodies they leave behind them. I don't like that playing style. I don't like people...