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by zugschef
Tue May 12, 2015 4:50 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Fighters Jumping on Dragons
Replies: 236
Views: 21660

I'm seriously disturbed that Frank and K obviously endorse people to tell stories about rape.
by zugschef
Tue May 12, 2015 2:05 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 997305

Prak wrote:I take it that it would be too difficult to sterilize them without killing them?
You know, when women started taking the pill a lot of fish became sterile. Just sayin'...
by zugschef
Thu May 07, 2015 6:41 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e has failed
Replies: 1907
Views: 407866

deaddmwalking wrote:(and me, and probably everyone else)
No, it didn't.
by zugschef
Wed May 06, 2015 7:43 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e has failed
Replies: 1907
Views: 407866

Dude is talking trash. Nobody cares about their stories. People want crunch.
by zugschef
Mon Mar 02, 2015 11:40 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: RPG Player Survey
Replies: 38
Views: 5252

Done.
by zugschef
Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:21 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Spells that fvcking kill people.
Replies: 146
Views: 89968

Why is eyebite on the list? Because "sickened" is a pretty useful condition on its own, but on top of that by a single cast of the spell you can actually use it at least 3 times and its effects stack. The nice thing is that it's versatile. You can use it to completely pwn one dude or disa...
by zugschef
Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:35 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Retarded RPG lingo that ruins everything
Replies: 52
Views: 10229

Well, as for the terms "tank" and "meatshield", the point is that the idea of a PC who wants to get focused on is pretty stupid on several levels. On the one hand taunt mechanics are really hard to sell without breaking verisimilitude, on the other if a PC is constantly focused o...
by zugschef
Mon Jan 05, 2015 2:39 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Backporting Tome to 3.0E
Replies: 36
Views: 6129

Orion wrote:3.0 Haste lets you cast 2 spells a round. 3.5 haste doesn't. That's an incredibly huge deal.
No it's not.
by zugschef
Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:24 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Dragon Age
Replies: 176
Views: 57123

The #1 stat is dodge. Get over 100 % and you're basically untouchable. The armor made by the smith is one of the best items for that.
by zugschef
Wed Dec 17, 2014 2:42 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Social BS
Replies: 116
Views: 18779

Enslaving people by talking should obviously be like casting a spell otherwise there will always be a double standard.
by zugschef
Fri Dec 12, 2014 8:31 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Linear Warriors/Quadratic Wizards > LW/LW in D&D.
Replies: 259
Views: 32691

"Your ideas are bad" is not an argument.
by zugschef
Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:39 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Linear Warriors/Quadratic Wizards > LW/LW in D&D.
Replies: 259
Views: 32691

Sounds a lot like him who must not be named.
by zugschef
Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:18 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e has failed
Replies: 1907
Views: 407866

Haha all three responses where posted at the same time. :)
by zugschef
Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:40 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e has failed
Replies: 1907
Views: 407866

It's really a shame that 5e has continued the long tradition of trying to make tabletop RPGs for computer RPGs. K, How would you distinguish and separate between the two types? I'm not K, but it's kinda obvious, isn't it? You have to focus on the strengths of the medium you're using. With computers...
by zugschef
Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:34 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Angry Drunk Review - 5e Monster Manual: A Modern Relic
Replies: 294
Views: 94577

Whipstitch wrote:I'd take it more seriously if it was anyone but Chris Rock. In many ways the dude is a centrist whiny baby.
He said that the late George Carlin said the same thing...
by zugschef
Thu Dec 04, 2014 12:34 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e has failed
Replies: 1907
Views: 407866

Windjammer wrote: Wyatt got promoted to another department. He's been working on MtG story stuff ever since 5e was announced. He has nothing to do with D&D anymore, and will escape the sackings in the wake of 5e's problems. Clever man.
MtG is doomed.
by zugschef
Thu Dec 04, 2014 7:57 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: OSSR: GURPS: Vampire: The Masquerade
Replies: 49
Views: 30327

Best part of that particular issue with GURPS is the disadvantages which give you a lot of points such as being hunted by the government or a large organization. Every fucking player character is supposed to face challenges all the time, so it's basically free points or an excuse for the GM to just ...
by zugschef
Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:20 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e has failed
Replies: 1907
Views: 407866

I predict that Mike Mearls and James Wyatt stay on for a year, because those guys are legendary at not getting fired. Unless 5E D&D pulls a warren of rabbits out of their hat Mearls is going down next year -- James Wyatt couldn't be fired even if he took a diarrhea dump directly in the Hasbro C...
by zugschef
Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:43 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: OSSR: Ars Magica 5th edition
Replies: 116
Views: 40483

Why did this thing win the Origins Award in the category best rpg? Was the competitions that bad?
by zugschef
Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:12 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: When 5E D&D flops, will the designers go to the 3E D&D well?
Replies: 168
Views: 55896

Nooooooooo! That site was really helpful. =(
by zugschef
Mon Nov 17, 2014 11:22 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: African, Arabic, Chinese, other cultural settings and legend
Replies: 24
Views: 3532

What's essential for understanding Islam, is that it's a practical religion. One of its intents was regulating everyday lives. The coran is among other things a code of law. There's stuff about regulating property boundaries, etc.
by zugschef
Tue Nov 11, 2014 1:43 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e has failed
Replies: 1907
Views: 407866

It's the collective behaviour of society.
by zugschef
Tue Nov 11, 2014 9:24 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Star Wars SAGA Edition: Characters
Replies: 56
Views: 12830

That example/question is fuckin' stupid.
by zugschef
Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:59 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Tabletop gaming guilty pleasures: what are yours?
Replies: 102
Views: 12097

By this, I'm saying I'm basically not playing 5E, and obviously I wouldn't touch the turd of a system with a 10ft. pole on any gaming table other than mine because it would be a completely different thing (which probably wouldn't be 5E either but I'd hate it probably even more). ...which, according...
by zugschef
Mon Nov 03, 2014 6:17 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 957590

There is K's thread which addresses the different core competencies every adventurer should be proficient in.