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by Laertes
Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:28 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Moments when a videogame made you feel like a badass.
Replies: 40
Views: 8992

World of Tanks. I am driving a Sherman. They are driving a pair of Tigers and a King Tiger. I killed them all. Game awards me with a special medal for tankers who show that even the puniest tanks can slay giants. Can you remember the circumstances? That sounds like an legitimately badass piece of t...
by Laertes
Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:04 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Fundamentals of Adventure Design
Replies: 39
Views: 5613

EDIT: Thinking about it, I think I agree with your earlier point, K: In a perfect world we'd both get our way. Ideally every NPC in every book is quirky and unusual and interesting, and also their maths works and they're able to do their schtick effectively. I'm simply tired of having to stat up orc...
by Laertes
Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:48 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 997388

This may have been posted already; if so, apologies.
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by Laertes
Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:21 am
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Microscope] PbP Game On!
Replies: 122
Views: 16299

It's in the First Great Exodus, after "What Price Perimeter?"
by Laertes
Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:39 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely rocked you.
Replies: 2920
Views: 525357

It's not quite a tautology, because Aliens. But the principle holds. Also, it's past my bedtime and I just finished watching Strange Days so I'm exhausted and sloppy with my language use. I should go to bed.
by Laertes
Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:25 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely rocked you.
Replies: 2920
Views: 525357

Fuck you, Saw, indeed. But the rules are a little different for horror movies, as you point out. (At least for deliberately-bad horror movies; I can't imagine a sequel to something like Jacob's Ladder.) The issue I'm complaining about isn't that direct sequels are automatically bad. Some of them can...
by Laertes
Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:01 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Ars Magica 5] OOC: It's PeIm for darkness, not PeCo
Replies: 446
Views: 46686

No worries. Real life comes first. We've all had work stress by the sounds of it.
by Laertes
Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:11 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] Fighting Fantasy 40 - Dead of Night!
Replies: 339
Views: 39034

Open the grave. It's a clue and we need clues.
by Laertes
Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:03 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Ars Magica 5] OOC: It's PeIm for darkness, not PeCo
Replies: 446
Views: 46686

That's awesome, thanks for posting it. Now this leaves me with the slightly awkward question of how a Russian-speaking wolf living with a bunch of Latin speakers in the Ukraine asked for his name to be spelled with a "The". Ah well. We'll call it an error from when our campaign was transla...
by Laertes
Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:02 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely rocked you.
Replies: 2920
Views: 525357

You rather shot your argument in the face by bringing up Aliens. I remind you: that movie is already a sequel. Alien is one of, if not the best haunted house movies. Aliens, by contrast, is one of, if not the best adventure movie. Alien dropped the mic on haunted house movies, and the way they made...
by Laertes
Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:47 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Zero Buzz on 5E...Is It Dead Out The Gate?
Replies: 2279
Views: 303634

Of course the question becomes will people figure this out? It's a bug in human nature: we like hearing people tell us things that we wish were true but know aren't. Humans are by nature drawn to snake oil salesmen of all description, whether those snake oil salesmen be genuine fraudsters or simply...
by Laertes
Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:23 am
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Let's Play] Fighting Fantasy 40 - Dead of Night!
Replies: 339
Views: 39034

I suggest the priest. If Sir Mansley is the sort who calls his horse a name with the word "God" in it, then he might get on better with other religious sorts than with beer-swilling tavern types.
by Laertes
Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:16 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Stealth in tabletop ?
Replies: 31
Views: 4535

I would argue that Shadowrun, at least in its archetypal form, is an example of a stealth game. You cannot win a standup fight because the megacorp can and will bring in assets that will crush you, so you need to rely on speed and secrecy; and if all goes wrong then violence becomes merely a method ...
by Laertes
Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:08 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Moments when a videogame made you feel like a badass.
Replies: 40
Views: 8992

K wrote:Diablo II had hardcore mode where you only ever had one life and lost your character if you died even once.

I saved two strangers from situations where they were mobbed and about to lose their character. It made me feel like a proper hero.
That is legitimately badass.
by Laertes
Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:07 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Fundamentals of Adventure Design
Replies: 39
Views: 5613

Creating a memorable character with an interesting concept is the work I'd like to offload to an adventure. Stat blocks are just grunt work that anyone can produce. Interestingly, I see it exactly the other way around. Creating stat blocks is grunt work and I hate grunt work. It's what I'd like to ...
by Laertes
Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:42 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely rocked you.
Replies: 2920
Views: 525357

Michael Bay is the cinematic devil. People sell their soul to him in exchange for filthy lucre. The sequel to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was announced two days after it opened, and William Fichtner has claimed during an interview that he was signed for a trilogy. Goddammit, movie industry. I under...
by Laertes
Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:54 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: From the Depths of Wikipedia
Replies: 2956
Views: 419899

That's awesome. Thanks for that link.
by Laertes
Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:26 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Fundamentals of Adventure Design
Replies: 39
Views: 5613

Creating a memorable character with an interesting concept is the work I'd like to offload to an adventure. Stat blocks are just grunt work that anyone can produce. Interestingly, I see it exactly the other way around. Creating stat blocks is grunt work and I hate grunt work. It's what I'd like to ...
by Laertes
Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:25 am
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [ArM: BtB] IC: In Which We Begin
Replies: 211
Views: 27206

The Unnamed Covenant. 26 March 1220. Spring. (Morning)

The Wolf grows deep in its throat, a deeply atavistic warning. "Lupo? I don't know what that means but I dislike sound of it. If this was not council chamber I would rip out your throat.

"I agree to second draft."
by Laertes
Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:51 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 711781

Just commenting on the ones I can speak on with authority: 3. The LHC is the largest circular accelerator in the world, because the French are metal as fuck when it comes to physics. It can get particles up to an energy of 14,000 GeV (which is crazy high for particles) which works out as 2.2x10^-6 j...
by Laertes
Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:18 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Interesting classes based around marking/shrouds/observing
Replies: 6
Views: 1202

I've been told that the 4e Warlock's marking was quite fun. I have no personal evidence to support this assertion in any way, though.
by Laertes
Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:14 am
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [ArM: BtB] IC: In Which We Begin
Replies: 211
Views: 27206

The Unnamed Covenant. 26 March 1220. Spring. (Morning)

The Wolf looks up blankly, then tilts its head to try to make sense of this strange term. "Wolves don't live in houses. Did your mother drop you on your head as child?"
by Laertes
Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:39 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: [Ars Magica 5] OOC: It's PeIm for darkness, not PeCo
Replies: 446
Views: 46686

Management job? Congrats, I must have missed the announcement. Work's been sucking me in too; I've got a really interesting project which is now almost over but which has been dominating my energy for the past few weeks. Still. Real life comes first for everybody, and gaming comes a very distant sec...
by Laertes
Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:11 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Minor game stuff from around the web for commentary...
Replies: 1408
Views: 193634

I can't speak for anyone else, but I personally would not play a game in which the GM needed to go off and run a minigame for one player whenever the party rested. That's bullshit above and beyond the call of bullshit. Yeah, that's really the problem with the overall concept. Maybe just a survival ...
by Laertes
Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:58 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Minor game stuff from around the web for commentary...
Replies: 1408
Views: 193634

I can't speak for anyone else, but I personally would not play a game in which the GM needed to go off and run a minigame for one player whenever the party rested. That's bullshit above and beyond the call of bullshit.