The Gaming Den

Starting the eeveelutions here. I swear to Arceus, if they add Dirteon or Toxeon or whatever for 11Gen Pokemon Cheese & Pokemon Winston... Eevee Tiny Magical Beast, CR 1/2 9 12 11 4 12 11 1d8+1 (5 HP), Init +1, Speed 20' BAB/Grab: +0/-9 -2 Claws +3 (1d2-1) AC: 14 (+2 Size, +1 Dexterity, +1 Natur...

So I heard that, recently, the DNC have been fucking things up and pissing their lead away, in a way that only they can. No further information was given because they quickly moved onto the jokes, and I understand that, but more info would be great. What's the specific thing that is burning their le...

Azata of Artistry Not every Lillend concerns herself with song and dance. Some of them are grand artists, using pigments of the imagination - and that's a funny joke that I feel is worth one laugh. Anyway, they create illusions and light-based evocations. Hit Die: d6 Skill Points: 8 + Int Class Ski...

Terlen Source, page 174. CR 2, level 4. Lacks thumbs, low level flight. Great Fang of the Sky I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAAARK The Great Fang of the Sky takes a big dumb "flying bite attack" monster and turns it into an even bigger, less dumb, flying bite attack monster, but also gives it an array o...

Yeah, a few journalists in the UK have been pushing Starmer and New Labour before the election and being shouted down for "Helping the Tories" and being Communist Corbynite traitors etc. working to sabotage the party (something that Starmer's New New Labour actually did previously, of cour...

Probably the strongest evidence of morgan13 being a bot is that it gets called a bot and just keeps right on posting. It's an interesting addition to the Den though? I think Ant made more sense and contributed more, but by the same token, there are some people (no longer on the Den) I think this bo...

Narendra Modi, the Prime Minister of India, has been a highly controversial figure. Many criticize him for his policies and leadership style, believing he prioritizes personal or party gain over the needs of the country. His approach has led to significant debate and division within India and beyon...

Yeah, GW is (and always has been) a mess, and it's fascinating to see which ways that mess changes (from a safe distance of "not spending money on it or even playing it"). I did indeed miss your experiences, I'll go read that now.

problem solved, death is in the eye of the beholder now. Literally true. Well, save vs death is in one of the eyes of the beholder, but still. Anyway, I want to circle back to how 40k just mashes its face into weird problems and annoying chains of fixes to fixes to errata to fixes to edge-case prob...

So, the macaroon's party did better than expected - that's the "centrist liberal" (right wing but not outright fascist but absolutely enabling fascists). The Blue Pen and her fascists did worse than expected, and that's good. The socialist party that isn't really socialist or leftist any m...

Hence even weirder than a non-bot. I understand why bots resurrect ancient threads for their single post and only sometimes make partial sense: it's the limits of their programming. But for a sentient person to do it?

That was his only post, so James is either a weird bot or an even weirder non-bot.

Castform Tiny Elemental [Air], CR 2 11 12 13 11 14 12 2d8+2 (11 HP), Init +5, Speed 10' Fly 20' (Average) BAB/Grab: +1/-7 -Slam +6 (1d4) AC: 15 (+2 Size, +1 Dexterity, +2 Natural Armour), Flat 14, Touch 13 Fort +4 Ref +4 Will +2 Feats: Weapon Finesse (B), Improved Initiative Skills: Spot +7, Surviv...

Venonat Small Magical Beast, CR 1 12 10 12 3 12 8 1d8+1 (5 HP), Init +0, Speed 20' BAB/Grab: +0/-3 -Bite +2 (1d3+1) AC: 12 (+1 Size, +1 Natural Armour), Flat 12, Touch 11 Fort +3 Ref +2 Will +3 Feats: Weapon Finesse (B), Lightning Reflexes Skills: Survival +5 Special Attacks: Itchy Nibble, Disable,...

Obviously they're not summoned, because A) they existed before you caught them, they don't just spawn into existence out of the trainer's balls and I know I could have worded that better, I elected not to . And B) you don't want someone else Dispelling them out of existence or casting the spell that...

Friday Fight Night 12/4 Mew Ichigo: "Hooray, another win! Overall, we're doing pretty well here in Tokyo Mew Mew. And we're keeping villains out of the picture!" (6 points) Ueda Rika: "That was a rope break. You all saw it. The officials are now just breaking the rules and picking fa...

MGPW Supplemental 10/4 Sailor Jupiter: "Just like that, I've joined the winners' bracket of six-pointers! I know, she was supposed to be a match, power against power, but really there's just different degrees of strong." (6 points) Moka: "Considering how often Sailor Moon actively in...

Friday Fight Night 5/4 Mew Pudding: "Yaay! Another win, another win! See, acrobatics belong in wrestling, they keep your shoulders off the matt and help you land the move that wins!" Vivid Black: "The worst part of this is I can't feel too bad about being defeated by someone so cheer...

Sailor Jupiter: "Business taken care of, just like that. A side character like her will never hold a candle to my overwhelming strength, the power of my attacks, and a little bit of teamwork!" (4 points) Akane: "Goddamnit! You all saw that, right? It's only the referee who is blind an...

Mew Ichigo: "It isn't always about hitting your big finishing move. Sometimes, you just need to control your foe's limbs, get the positional advantage, and hold them for a three count. I don't want to hurt her after all, our teams get along just about!" (4 points) Vivid Red: "I really...

Perhaps doing a per-night interviews thing is better. Jun Jun: "Sometimes, all you need is a simple backfist. After all the big moves in and out of the ring, all that... I just needed to get one strong hit in to the side of the face. There... there's the turning point. No interference, no disqu...

(Now with all regional variants) Meowth Tiny Magical Beast, CR 1/2 9 15 10 7 10 10 1d6 (3 HP), Init +2, Speed 20' BAB/Grab: +0/-9 -2 Claws +4 (1d2-1) AC: 14 (+2 Size, +2 Dexterity), Flat 12, Touch 14 Fort +0 Ref +4 Will +2 Feats: Weapon Finesse (B), Multi Attack Skills: Survival +4, Bluff +4 Special...

Recaps from the last four shows! Sailor Chibi Moon: "Yay, I picked up that long-awaited victory! I promise I'm going to lead the New Moon faction to victory here, I'll pick up the most points of al of us... I promise." (2 points) Mew Zakuro: "...so a sneak attack *and* outside interfe...

Murkrow Tiny Magical Beast, CR 1 12 15 11 8 7 12 1d8 (4 HP), Init +6, Speed 10' Fly 30' (Good) BAB/Grab: +1/-6 -Bite +5 (1d3+1) AC: 15 (+2 Size, +1 Natural Armour, +2 Dexterity), Flat 13, Touch 14 Fort +0 Ref +4 Will -2 Feats: Weapon Finesse (B), Improved Initiative Skills: Bluff +5, Hide +14, Move...

Here is the playlist for weekly shows , currently 25 videos I think? (3 weekly shows during the Galaxy-1, 6 matches per show, and I experimented with having a separate video for interviews but I think it's better to leave that to plain text). Speaking of plain text interviews, seeing as everyone ha...