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"I am a terrible abomination of a person, who should have been swallowed, causing my mother to die of poison instead of birthing me". Just wondering, why is a person said to be the sperm and not the egg? It's simpler than what Frank says, but yeah. Eggs don't really come out on their own....

Fuchs wrote:Any mechanic that makes you want to miss with an attack so you can do something better is so stupid it should never be printed.

Paizil.

The important thing to keep in mind is that stupid people have a real thing for seeing non stupid people fuck up and do stupid shit to look like a fool against their will. This is why "I like critical fumbles" is the same as saying "I am a terrible abomination of a person, who should ...

"Power for Failure."

That should be stolen and spammed all over the Paizil boards. After all, it's rewarding them for what they do best.

MAKE IT SO!

There is an underlying point to Frank's words. Evil is predictable . All you have to do is keep it in the Evil guy's best interests to not bother you, and he won't. Some Good guy might leave you alone, or he might get it into his head that you're Evil for one reason or another, even if you are not. ...

How about.. Don't be a retarted DM? Why are your orcs fighting to the last man? Why, when the 3 toughest guys in their ranks dead, or bleeding out on the floor, are the other 3 bandits not running? You want to simulate realistic morals? Why does every single NPC always fight to the death even again...

RPG art is no less sexual, it just shows less. Ha! Not when I draw it! Well, that's because you draw porn. As for the latest bit of Paizil Fail, well I'm not surprised. After all this is what happens when the Caster Edition guys make beatsticks. Particularly in regards to the "58% chance of su...

Just wanted to jump in to say what a terrible idea this is, and what a terrible person the guy who mentioned it is for mentioning it.

If I want to see pretty pictures, there is plenty of free porn. On the Internet . I believe porn is for for the sexuality than prettiness. Some people find unicorn pretty. You don't look at Unicorns and get horny do you? I think they mean stuff that is pleasing but not sexual. :rofl: The only diffe...

So, longsword (and spears, and axes, and maces, and spells, and all the other lethal things) are poorly suited to killing fools? No. Remove the goddamn penalty to do non lethal damage if you want to go that route, but don't pretend swords are bad at killing fools in the face. It's far easier to com...

The topic says almost all of it. I have to do chargen tomorrow. What's more, the DM is more or less insisting that I play an alchemist because he thinks they're awesome. I know next to nothing about pathfinder. I know it's based on 3.5 D&D. I haven't read any books. I really have stayed away fr...

Get rid of the -4 for dealing nonlethal with an inappropriate weapon. Characters are more likely to do it if there is no penalty. I was thinking something like that, but more so. Swap the penalty over to lethal damage, and increase it. You can do as much nonlethal damage as you want, but you take a...

If I want to see pretty pictures, there is plenty of free porn. On the Internet.

There is a topic on Pathfinder where the OP is upset that a Barbarian is doing 25 damage/attack at level 8. Let that sink in. Yes, the number after 7 and before 9. Apparently, he has yet to tell the new player that they have an unspoken rule of playing with nerf bats. And he thinks 120 damage at le...

So, related to SM/SNA and other low level spells: would it hurt anything to make the minimum duration of a round-per-level spell be 5 rounds? In addition to the summons at 1st level, there are a lot of spells (like Grease) that just seem unusable with a caster level of 1. Do you see that breaking a...

Isn't this a different kind of fail? As in one that should have its own thread? With the slapstick fetish, it is very similar to Pathfailure though...

Chances are, it'd take 5 minutes for someone to figure out how. And then total fail. Honest fail, but total fail. I suppose that's a little better than the Paizils.

Make casting time a Standard action. Make duration 1 round/level + 3. So it actually works at low levels, without having an army of minions. Particularly when using that ability that gives you a Summon Monster at will, once per 5 rounds. There's a reason why that Conjurer variant is mandatory after ...

Xur wrote:Roy, your stupid and broken 3tard character will fail no matter what because as everyone can see your not having fun.

Fuck you, and suck a barrel of cocks. I have tax forms to fill out. And by tax forms I mean character creation. Back in 3 hours.

...and the only time a fighter, or any other PC becomes irrelevant, is when the other players make them so by not letting him be relevant. Paizil forums are that way. *casts Banishment* :rofl: I do wonder why shad isn't playing that, they sound like him in so many ways. . . Probably because there a...

This thread is Epic Win. Unfortunately my carcasm detector is broken, so I can't figure out if I should take my readied action against Xur.

shadzar wrote:...and the only time a fighter, or any other PC becomes irrelevant, is when the other players make them so by not letting him be relevant.

Paizil forums are that way.

*casts Banishment*

Shadzar summary: "I can't be arsed to learn the rules, and I think the game is much better when the DM doesn't bother learning them either." no dick-licker, the DM knew them, but i have no use for 3rd edition. the other people brought up thinking 3rd was Ao's gift to roleplaying were just...

Archmage wrote:Shadzar summary: "I can't be arsed to learn the rules, and I think the game is much better when the DM doesn't bother learning them either."

Plus Fucking One.

Are you guys really arguing that D&D in any of the versions isn't about killing stuff and taking their loot? This is the game that invented Dungeon Crawls. Random Encounter Tables Random Loot tables I mean, D&D was never high roleplaying. It was get together and play murdering hobos who pre...