The Gaming Den

...you TGDers just can't resist taking a shot at anyone with a contradictory opinion. It's funny because TGD is just about the smallest weird little world of a weird world of role players of a weird world of gaming, whose members tend to disagree with the larger population of their peers and yet in...

*bows* At your service, O Great and Noble Ceilingcat.

Koumei wrote:Go saw your own head off with a sheet of corrugated iron you vile fuck.

You are a glorious ray of sunshine, Princess K. If I could bottle up your sweetness, I'd keep it in a jar in my kitchen and put a dollop of you in my coffee every morning.

Hey, I like the spoiler in his sig.

"...religion or drugs..." Just to be crystal clear, I'm not an especially big fan of the former, but I do not begrudge anyone else their right of expression of such. And for the latter, I only approve of small amounts under controlled circumstances. I recently found out that the company I ...

Shadzar, it sounds like you have been through some rough times recently. You have my deep and sincere sympathies, no joke. I've also been finding myself being fucked over in new and interesting ways by life over the past year. Financially, I'm slowly circling the drain, and the best that I can do is...

You are not funny. If you think you are. That is also not funny. It, like you, are sad things. I am deeply, truly, and iredeemably sorry to have failed to meet your standards. Tell you what – when the hand-lettered invitation and pair of free tickets to the local stop on my stand-up comedy world to...

That would be true, if only it were true. Most people DO assume I'm a troll. I merely protest my innocence, cite my cracked sense of humor, and somehow find the strength to go on living.

*furrows brow* Did you just compliment me? I can't even tell anymore. If so, cheers!

...I think I have only twice seen Frank joke about using violence on another poster... I don't think that qualifies as Internet Tough Guy. Just a joke, folks. Just a joke. You know, the yellow part of an egg? What comes out of the end of your cigarette? What you can find a pig in? So, as to y'all t...

Does this forum have signatures, and can I use this for mine if I figure out how? :rofl: Yeah, that had me cracking up all day, too. As a matter of fact, I was thinking of putting that in my sig, but go right ahead Shad. You post a lot more than me anyway. Just make sure that you attribute it prope...

A typically sarcastic rant that actually contained a couple of valid points that deserve further clarification. Okay, I was very short with my post, so I can understand that you didn’t like the taste of the vagueness of the statement that I made. Fired off, heat of the moment, and wasn’t really ver...

One question to you, PL: Do you have any kids?

If you do not, then all of this crap you are spouting is just theoretical nonsense. Go away and actually raise a child for a few years, then maybe your opinion will count for anything.

If you do indeed have kids, then I retract my statement.

Koumei wrote:...a dick move, but hilarious all the same.

I suspect that Maxus wouldn't see it that way. I am of the opinion that he should be shown a little respect, at least in the thread that he started. But hey, whatever, it's not my job to evaluate anyone else's misanthropy.

Hmm. So Maxus starts a thread specifically to complain that everyone thinks folks from Alabama are ignorant hicks. Immediately, Frank comes along and says "Well, that's because you are a bunch of ignorant hicks. Here's an article backing me up." I gotta say, kind of a dick move.

I personally love the fact that there is such a variety of different "styles" of magic in modern-day 3.5 (and if you're not using some variant of 3.5, you're clearly a crypto-communist and should be dipped in lava). You've got your basic dichotomies between arcane/divine magic, and prepare...

I know what it can be like dealing with stereotype-fueled ideas about the place you live being a backwater. I can (and have had to) go off on a long rant about all the virtues and selling points of Minnesota to folks from other parts of the country (or world) but it rarely changes their minds - peop...

IMNSO my opinion of Al Franken has increased considerably. Makes me glad that I voted for him. I can't help but notice that your location listing is North Carolina. Did you just recently move away from Minnesota? If so, uh, why? MN is a fantastic progressive state, filled with natural beauty, as we...

Reminds me of Sim City 2, where you had the microwave power plants with the drawback "Sometimes the heat rays miss the dish and set a city block on fire". Drawback? Hell no, it was a bonus! The best part about SimCity was spending hours or even days building an elaborate, beautifully inte...

Conservapedia rewriting the Bible to remove 'Liberal' elements. Rewriting the ever-lovin Bible to suit their own political agenda? God-diggity-damn, if there has ever been a more classic example of hubris I am at a loss to think of it. If anything, this is further proof of God's non -existence, see...

When the hell did Anakin have a sibling? Why should Lukes "aunt and uncle" even be related to him at all? Yeah, from the summaries his mother got bought and married but with no mention of any later children before she got killed. And even if she had another child, why would they bother to...

In Soviet Russia, Devil advocates you!

This thread made my night. And I was havin a bad day, too. Something about seeing somebody get pwned by Dogbert just put a smile on my face.

Have you tried music? Something aggressive, danceable which you like. You don't have to dance to it, just put it on, loud enough to hear while you do your morning stuff and start moving. EBM, Techno, Metal in a pinch, anything to get your body moving basically. I do this on days where my body insis...

Lago PARANOIA wrote:Was that really a story that needed to be told, Sock Puppet, or were you MADE UNCOMFORTABLE BY THE SOCIAL ORDER OF THE BOARD BEING UPSET BY ARGUMENT SO YOU TRIED TO DISTRACT US?!

Well, *sniff* I wasn't uncomfortable UNTIL YOU YELLED AT ME! *bwah huh hah hah hauuu*

And squirells, too. Dirty little bastards. Especially when it comes to their favorite "drug" aka peanut butter. Want to be mean to a squirrel? Get a nice large piece of white bread and layer it with peanut butter. They really don’t know how to “divide” the slice so they fight over it and ...