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by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Tue May 06, 2014 6:13 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1657917

Singing "Rule Drakainia" While the Walls Close In

O, no. Like, hell no. WTF, Pathfinder? Seriously, WTF?
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Sat Apr 12, 2014 1:03 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Undead Alignments
Replies: 8
Views: 1270

Because that puts almost the same number in each alignment. Then, in your home game, you're supposed to make vampires either NE or LE and liches the other one.
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:36 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1657917

I looked up hill fighter because I didn't believe there would be an archtype that was that stupid. Turns out there isn't, but there is a trait named "Hill Fighter" that lets you charge down hills (but not up them, you fucking munchkin) without making an acrobatics check. Fuck that. It's a...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:27 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What about GURPS?
Replies: 83
Views: 14184

That quote I used in the cooking example for -6 or -7? It's part of a list of examples for +10 to -10. Unless it's some sort of cake worth televising, wedding cakes are comparatively easy. People make them on a regular basis for a career, though it is somewhat of a specialty. That puts it somewhere...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:15 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What about GURPS?
Replies: 83
Views: 14184

The skills issue in GURPS is even bigger than this. Many skills, although they exist, have no guidelines as to their use. While there's a skill for cooking, for instance, it says, "A successful skill roll allows you to prepare a pleasing meal." And that's all. That's fine, actually, becaus...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:24 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Bestow Curse, options?
Replies: 28
Views: 8298

Fun with Bestow Curse

Whenever they interact with someone for the first time, there's a 20% chance that they must make a will save or punch that person in the face. Sort of! Book of Vile Darkness[/i]'s Alternative Curses (28) for the spell bestow curse ][*]The next person introduced to the target for the first time will...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:14 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Project:Dark
Replies: 11
Views: 2539

Further down the page he reveals that he's using standard (if fancy-looking) playing cards, but he doesn't say how--that is, if there's a look-up chart or anything. Multiple numeric randomizers a la Deadlands is usually a sign of a disunified resolution system, so that's a strike. I'm actually more ...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:44 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [OSSR]Bastion of Broken Souls 2002
Replies: 62
Views: 32191

Better than ANY BBEG Ever Published!

Ashardalon Generator wrote:It's a Weasel with a rectum made from a living Wolverine.
That's beautiful.
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Thu Jan 30, 2014 3:41 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 932984

The sane reading of the spell is that it negates effects that make it difficult to move, but has no effect on effects that take away your actions. So Stunning, Dazing, and Nauseated would all apply normally. You can't even make a terribly convincing argument otherwise. So although freedom of moveme...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:40 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 932984

Freedom of Movement

There's some debate on the exact effects of the spell freedom of movement, even, unsurprisingly, in Pathfinder.

How does the Den parse this spell? For example, at your table does the spell make the affected creature immune to dazing and stunning?
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Thu Nov 14, 2013 2:30 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Dystopian Future
Replies: 25
Views: 4121

Plot devices where Batman won't kill the joker "because" just don't work in RPGs. No, the villains won't keep getting sent to prison where they can escape at a time that the GM feel is convenient. They will simply be turned into dog food by the PCs once they see how it works. Bat-man's pl...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:15 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Dystopian Future
Replies: 25
Views: 4121

So I'm trying to write a dystopian future for a game where the corporations grown so powerful as to take over the government. Is it subtle and just sort of understood or is it the White House Sponsored by Pepsi? There are vast gulfs between the rich and the poor, with the wealthy never aging and li...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:40 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pseudo-silly setting question
Replies: 13
Views: 2331

One weirdstone stops a shitload of teleportation.
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Sun Sep 29, 2013 6:39 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pseudo-silly setting question
Replies: 13
Views: 2331

The 3rd-level Drd spell coral growth . Enough castings could create complex, possibly evn enclosed coral mazes. Combine with the 6th-level Sor/Wiz spell hardening --which I know is beyond the listed limits--or the 3rd-level Drd spell augment object --which would require a whole mess of merfolk Drds ...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:40 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [FinalityCYOA]Orphanmaker Writing
Replies: 125
Views: 14866

Possible Bidding Mechanics

How does the information for bidding get organized on-page? In most gamebooks I've seen, combats look like "The wolf attacks you. You fight it. [stat block.] If you win, turn to, if you lose, turn to". Since bidding depends on hiding some information from the player, though, we'd have to ...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Sat Jul 27, 2013 12:07 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 932984

Mystic Aegis

The spell mystic aegis is from Player's Handbook 2 120, and presented below. Mystic Aegis Abjuration Level: Cleric 4 Components: V, DF Casting Time: 1 immediate action Range: Personal Target: You Duration: Instantaneous A mantle of scintillating, multicolored light appears around you to block the sp...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:22 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Supers Campaigns: A New Approach
Replies: 39
Views: 5895

I think there is some amount of mental gymnastics that allows for (some) supers. While it's sort of easy to justify pre-existing costumed do-gooders, justifying their genesis is a great deal harder. There is seriously no good goddam reason why Batman wears a bat costume and fights crime when A) he ...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:12 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Supers Campaigns: A New Approach
Replies: 39
Views: 5895

Supers settings are for children and can't be adapted to the real world regardless of the changes you make. I don't understand this. By "can't be adapted to the real world," do you mean that published supers settings don't work for tabletop role-playing games regardless of the changes the...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:51 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 932984

Knowstones and Bards

I knew by asking that eventually the magic chalice would rear its ugly head. Fuck that example. Good God, that shit creates way more problems than it solves. Though it does clear up activating a knowstone . Activation: A knowstone provides its bearer with knowledge of the inscribed spell, which he c...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:36 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 932984

So rules as written, you have two choices with the Knowstone as a Bard. The first is that you can emulate the first level of a class that has the class feature to add spells to your Bard Class List. There are many, and the DC would be 21. Having done that, you'd then expend one of your Bard spell s...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:07 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 932984

Alternatively, he emulating the class feature "have a spell list which includes Plane Shift" So he's emulating a nonexistent class feature. Got it. But then wouldn't that merely add plane shift to that emulated spell list and not his actual, for-reals bard spell list? Further, if the know...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:42 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 932984

Re: Bards and Knowstones

So lets say a bard finds a knowstone of plane shift . What and how many Use Magic Device checks does he have to succeed on to gain its benefits? Knowstones ( Dragon #333 93) A knowstone is a semiprecious stone containing the formula for casting a spell within. Physical Description: A typical knowst...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:31 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 932984

Bards and Knowstones

So lets say a bard finds a knowstone of plane shift . What and how many Use Magic Device checks does he have to succeed on to gain its benefits? Knowstones ( Dragon #333 93) A knowstone is a semiprecious stone containing the formula for casting a spell within. Physical Description: A typical knowsto...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:43 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1657917

The way I read it, you trade some powers for the ability to refill your fiddly resource points with a bag of rats between fights. Does that really work? Even if you do that, is it any good? The good part is then taking 2 levels of rogue, selecting the ninja trick rogue talent and then the forgotten...
by Hey_I_Can_Chan
Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:24 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Terrible advice from gamebooks
Replies: 66
Views: 11663

I had to look that up, and there it is. First edition Dungeon Master's Guide , page 182. "If you opt to include psionic powers... then certain random encounters will be with psionically-empowered creatures." Then it goes on to say that if the party's used psionics or psionic-like spells or...