The Gaming Den

LOL at the guy saying France did pretty good in the Great Depression. It's almost like bank runs are not things that happen because LOLWHYNOT, and are instead a painful yet preventable consequence of some other kind of economic shock. Sort of like how bleeding to death is not a thing that happens be...

I see that Kaelik the Super Virgin is still bitter about being exposed as a virgin. Interestingly, Kaelik's system indicates that his posts are "probably wrong" and if I say 1+1=2 that is "definitely wrong"! Pretty weird! Let's try this again: I say "Trump sucks." If Po...

DSMatticus is a Wall Street shill and the bankers appreciate his support. No wonder he faps to his portfolio of nude Hillary Clinton drawings on a nightly basis. And since Wall Street is the epitome of white patriarchy, we can question DMSATticus's commitment to liberalism. His comparison to the Gre...

Schumer is the worst Democrat to lead opposition to Trump! He is a pro-Wall Street, pro-torture, and pro-corporatism. Also, he supported the NYPD's Muslim surveillance program (which Trump likes a lot) and he loves the PATRIOT Act. Schumer voted for Bush's Iraq War II and he voted against Obama's Ir...

Hillary underperformed with everyone because no one likes her except lonely spinsters and virgins like Kaelik, whereas Obama is a cool dude so he got 7 million or so more votes than her. Trump got fewer overall votes than Romney, notably fewer white votes, but did relatively better among various gro...

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."

LOL. #rapedbydemocracy

LOL Bernie Sanders, what a fucking loser.
Kind of like Hillary.
What a joke!

LOL!

LOL!

Good job, Americans.

Hillary vs. Trump.

OMG LOL!

The correct answer to this question is Raistlin. Certainly not Elminster. SOme folks here might be too young to remember, but the Dragonlance Chronicles trilogy was a pretty big deal at one point. They sold a lot of copies and most fantasy fiction nerds read them whether they were into D&D or no...

Thanks for the suggestions, weirdos...

I ended up checking Endless Legend, which seems pretty close to being exactly what I was looking for. It seems pretty fun so far.

dys·cal·cu·li·a ˌdiskalˈkyo͞olēə/ nounPsychiatry noun: dyscalculia severe difficulty in making arithmetical calculations, as a result of brain disorder. It's like dyslexia, only less popular. I have it. EDIT: On further thought, the definition does say &...

Can any of you crazy cats recommend a good game that is sort of like Civilization with a more epic fantasy style rather than real-world history? Like empire management, battles, economies, religions, research, over an epic time frame... like thousands of years. Being good for multi-session multiplay...

Rolling a fistful of dice is fun! Hooray! Especially when you cast VENGEFUL GAZE OF GOD, which is totally the most awesome spell EVER in D&D history. http://www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/spells/vengefulGazeOfGod.htm It's true that some people really fail at life and it takes them five minutes to add u...

Ahh, another virgin whiner. A virgin named VIRGIL no less. If you weren't such a little whiny bitch, you'd have fun with it and say "ok well being a virgin is better than being an INFECTED WHORE" but no, you and Kaelicker decided to act like babies instead. Absolutely pathetic. Virgil, Kae...

No one gives a fuck about 5e. Mike Mearls and his friends are all fucking losers. Mearls is probably still a virgin. Some A+ Quality insults. Let's insult people who we are like 99% sure have in fact had sex for being virgins. That way we can both emphasize that people are worthless if they don't h...

No one gives a fuck about 5e. Mike Mearls and his friends are all fucking losers. Mearls is probably still a virgin. Does anyone remember his 5e "to-do list"? The original link is broken, but I quoted from the article back when it was originally published. http://tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=...

No, it's not categorically bad design. I think blowjobs should give you a bonus to future action. Perhaps a "happiness bonus" or "lack of pent up sexual tension" bonus. On the flipside, too much tension generated by lack of sexual release could result in a penalty to skill checks...

5e is worse than Trump and Killary COMBINED.

No, the biggest problem with 5e is worse than just being "bad" -- I mean, 2e AD&D was "bad" but it was still fun. 5e is just boring. It's not INTERESTING. The characters can't do anything cool that you couldn't do in HERO QUEST. The monsters are stupid and the high level mons...

This is much worse than Magic Tea Party.

There is a grand total of 12 people who play 5e. They are all losers.

Another virtual tabletop on Steam, Fantasy Grounds, apparently has official D&D content from WotC.

http://www.polygon.com/2015/4/22/847047 ... sy-grounds

It's 5e content though, so no one cares about it because 5e is for losers. But... y'know. It's a thing.

I enjoyed the first part of this review. So when do we get the review for the other Fiendish Codex for Hell, or is this just yet another TGD review that will never be finished.

If your players are going to defeat ISIS, they need to strike against ISIS' primary supporters: the US government.

This thread is racialist.