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by Red Archon
Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:36 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: MAGIC SOOUULLLSSSS Libertarian
Replies: 380
Views: 41782

So, popular demand determines a human right. That's hilariously fucked up. I'll let your imagination extrapolate. As you are very kindly taking it into your hands to answer for the crazy people, is it possible for you to explain, then, how a brand of anarchism could protect those rights? Let's take ...
by Red Archon
Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:43 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: MAGIC SOOUULLLSSSS Libertarian
Replies: 380
Views: 41782

You're letting ISP off the hook, guys. Man, I've had that thing he's having now. Not gonna lie. It's a special moment in a young man's life. It's when you've lost your argument on all fronts and it's a little bit scary, and you just scoff and back off and think "those guys are so stupid, they j...
by Red Archon
Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:09 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: What books are you reading now?
Replies: 1259
Views: 206366

It's honestly pretty terribly written stuff overall, and the atrocious translation doesn't help. I wouldn't read Varley's stuff were it not for the ideas of the society of tomorrow. The short stories do the trick best, I find, because they essentially just give glimpses to the world from different p...
by Red Archon
Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:53 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: What books are you reading now?
Replies: 1259
Views: 206366

I'm re-reading some 1986 John Varley short stories. As a kid, I found this stuff really icky, what with all the sexual content, but now I see it in a completely different light. Some of this shit, especially concerning sexuality and gender, is really visionary. A lot of what Varley envisioned to tak...
by Red Archon
Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:16 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3796
Views: 936384

My Russian is shitty and I'm having a lot of trouble writing Cyrillic with this keyboard, so I'm struggling to find any good sources as to how much of Ukraine is actually seceding? Crimea is a given, but is there a credible approximation as to how many oblasts might be joining it?
by Red Archon
Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:30 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3796
Views: 936384

I just feel the need to underline how very correct the above post is. If you want a very simplistic view to take home, it's this: The East Ukraine is pro-Russia and has a lot of Russians in it, and when their wish to move closer to Russia was fucked with, Russia stepped up to say that their friends ...
by Red Archon
Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:39 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: What monsters are designed to kill wizards?
Replies: 29
Views: 5156

Balhannoth (MMIV p.15) has blindsense that sees magic, it's surrounded in Dimensional Lock and has Antimagic Grapple, which does pretty much what it says.

Mageripper Swarm (MMIV p. 98) dispels and drains spell slots.
by Red Archon
Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:53 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Might and Magic series
Replies: 8
Views: 2682

Heroes of Might and Magic is an excellent series up until III, as far as my limited experience with the latter games indicate. 1&2 (and their prdecessor, King's Bounty) are great curiosities, but of course limited and imbalanced to the point of unplayability. So, you won't lose anything by start...
by Red Archon
Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:33 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 709325

My problem is with these seemingly smart people, especially in their late twenties, who are in no executive positions and for example study or have graduated in economics, law or so on. It's a surprisingly large group. I can't just ask these fuckwits, because I'm not usually in the best of terms wit...
by Red Archon
Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:25 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 709325

About libertarians. This is something I can't wrap my head around: what are they trying to accomplish right now? I mean, the heir ideology is obviously evil and/or explicitly wrong when starting from scratch, like if there was no economic infrastructure in place at all, they would like to create an ...
by Red Archon
Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:49 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3796
Views: 936384

Lago: the problems with immigration really touch only some of the already fucked countries, like Greece and Spain, but there's a very powerful right wing racist/nationalist movement rearing all around Europe. It seems that every country by now has their own Sweden Democrats or similar bunch of looni...
by Red Archon
Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:56 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Did Frank & K create The Wish and The Word?
Replies: 226
Views: 25210

Because "caster level" or commonly CL is such a high-use term and "level in spellcasting class" seems to only occur in PrC level-ups, it's not entirely surprising that this is very confusing. The moment I read the statement that those two phrases are equal, I, too, was like "...
by Red Archon
Sat Sep 21, 2013 2:11 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: How many monsters does a D&D edition need to start with?
Replies: 768
Views: 72188

Only PL could muster the spite required to disagree with Frank on this point. And you can bet your pantaloons he will.
by Red Archon
Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:13 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: How many monsters does a D&D edition need to start with?
Replies: 768
Views: 72188

No, Phonelobster is right. Druid + Animal Companion + Summon Nature's Ally = "And now, for my third turn of the round". It's pretty much unendurable if the Druid player isn't really good and pre-rolling his turns, and it's the intended function of the druid, not some accidental side effec...
by Red Archon
Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:34 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: How many monsters does a D&D edition need to start with?
Replies: 768
Views: 72188

I think you misunderstand, PhoneLobster . I haven't seen anyone arguing against Bigby's or Spiritual Weapon; they are completely reasonable things to have, but they are different from Summon Monster and they should be. In fact, the whole argument that having complex monsters is somehow terribly harm...
by Red Archon
Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:49 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: How many monsters does a D&D edition need to start with?
Replies: 768
Views: 72188

Where are the legions of people complaining about 3e's Spiritual Weapon? Guess what? There aren't any. It's a perfectly functioning mechanic that people are happy with and it's used with Bigby spells and dozens of other spells in 3e. Do people complain that phantom steeds don't have a entry in the ...
by Red Archon
Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:51 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Den IRL
Replies: 19
Views: 2270

I hope this won't turn into "The Kids Say the Darndest Things," but my only brush was when I simply couldn't make my then five-year-old nephew to understand that when playing the same game, the wizard and the warrior have to be equally powerful. And his reaction was a sincere: "But th...
by Red Archon
Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:37 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Slutty Monarch explains Anarchy (with rebuttals)
Replies: 105
Views: 13782

There's no chance in hell isp is going to have a coherent answer. Nor a short one. What we will witness, at best, is a meandering and wordy collection of paradoxal, intellectually dishonest and completely incomprehensible statements and conclusions that won't even address the very question, which I ...
by Red Archon
Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:42 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Finally, Antipaladin Blues
Replies: 28
Views: 3535

Red_Archon: Can you explain what you mean by the nerve-wrackingly difficult part? I live in Finland, and my bank doesn't seem to be able to communicate with these fancy web-based payment methods, and I am not eligible for credit. I appreciate folks' wishes to help me, but what with our countries' b...
by Red Archon
Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:24 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: "Where D&D failed" or "How D&D lost its D&D" (no Prak/Kaeli)
Replies: 214
Views: 32192

I have no idea what kind of a state of mental instability caused me to a) read a shad post and b) respond to one. I think I may do too much drugs.
by Red Archon
Fri Jul 05, 2013 3:22 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: "Where D&D failed" or "How D&D lost its D&D" (no Prak/Kaeli)
Replies: 214
Views: 32192

1. the game was made about adventures rather than single combats. these combats together for a campaign that give adventure more than just one battle then move to the next. From what I can glean from that, are you suggesting that post 3.0 games do not have campaigns? If so, where the fuck would you...
by Red Archon
Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:59 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: "Where D&D failed" or "How D&D lost its D&D" (no Prak/Kaeli)
Replies: 214
Views: 32192

I've always had trouble understanding shadzar, not only because I put him on Ignore or the fact that he couldn't write a legible paragraph to save his life, but what I've scavenged from this thread has helped me comprehend his infuriatingly retarded point: When he used to play, they didn't have rule...
by Red Archon
Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:54 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Finally, Antipaladin Blues
Replies: 28
Views: 3535

It's nerve-wreckingly difficult to order your book from here with the means at my disposal, but I'll keep trying. Technically, I could send the money directly to your bank account, but that shit is not exactly user friendly, what with requiring, for example, the fucking street address of your bank. ...
by Red Archon
Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:10 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Broke-Ass College Student Recipes
Replies: 102
Views: 43193

I apologize for not providing actual recipes, but I just wanted to write about TVP or "soy crumbs." It's fairly healthy, has very high nutritional qualities with no fats whatsoever, diverse enough to be made in to loaves, meatballs, all sorts of sauces, chilis and whatever minced meat is u...
by Red Archon
Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:19 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Live blogging Dungeons and Dragons Book of Vile Darkness
Replies: 21
Views: 3881

I liked BoVD. The experience was overshadowed by the fact that we missed our actual D&D session and settled for the movie, but it was clearly the funnest D&D or D&D-style movie yet. And it's so ridiculous you can be pretty damn drunk while watching and still get pretty much everything ou...