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by Count Arioch the 28th
Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:14 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 927783

If you wish to interpret my words as an insult that's your choice.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:38 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 927783

I just remember seeing the first inter-party banter in KotOR 1 and getting excited because I'm seeing what becomes one of the more entertaining parts of newer Bioware games. Then I realized most characters never interact with each other at all, and most only do so once. Mission and Zaalbar, best fri...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:53 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 927783

The bonus for max light side depends on your jedi class. Guardians get strength, sentinels get con, consulars get charisma. For max dark side, guardians get +1d8 damage when using any weapon, sentinels become immune to poison, consulars get +50 force points.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:27 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 927783

The mine trick is fun. Getting the high end energy shields and stims and then just getting all the equipment that boosts Dex and saves also allows you to kill him fairly easily (I once made a Dark Side Guardian that dropped him in 5 minutes, no use of mines). Crit immunity is definitely helpful but...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:20 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 927783

Finally beat KotOR. I got pissed at the Malak fight and didn't play it for a long time. Turns out the battle is simply a matter of "Win if you are immune to critical hits, die if you are not".
by Count Arioch the 28th
Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:51 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 630661

Okay, that took me a second lol.

I have since searched out some threads here. Wow, Phonelobster sure had a hateboner for Saga. I mean, most of his complaints were somewhat valid but damn he salty.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sat Feb 01, 2020 6:19 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 630661

Eh, I'll at least give it a try. GM shot down my Gungan sithlord named Darth Crunchen, so I'm going Rodian Jizz-wailer. As perform is not a skill that actually leaves me wide open as far as class goes.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Fri Jan 31, 2020 7:43 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 630661

A guy in my game group wants to run Star Wars Saga edition. I was going to search through threads here and maybe ask some optimization questions, but after perusing the rules I honestly am having trouble giving two shits about it. It just seems like someone's awkward d20 kludge where they nerf every...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:10 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 709599

My employer is saying I can't get my W-2 until February 7th. Now, I had heard that they can't send it out later than January 31st, is that true or is that just legal folklore? And if it's true, who do I bitch to?

Edit: to clarify, they said they aren't mailing them out until February 7th.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:41 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 927783

Well, that explains why she often disappears in the Soul Cairn. Luckily, after you talk to Valerica the first time she's not required for anything in the Soul Cairn so I'm not too worried about it. Or maybe it was because I shouted her off the floating tower where you fight one of the keepers. Kille...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:31 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 630661

Like, I don't expect success. I don't really want to meet most of these women, they all have "can I speak to your manager?" haircuts and their profiles seem fake. I dunno, maybe I need to move on from my last relationship and this is more symbolic than practical.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:12 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 630661

Well, this is Bumble where the women have to initiate contact. Realistically I don't expect anything at all.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:17 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 630661

So trying Bumble at the recommendation of a random stranger on Whisper.

Holy hell, single women my age both look old as hell and have the crazy eyes. Not sure I want to be matched with any of these people. Granted, I have not aged well either...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:25 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 927783

Plus even at low skill levels, paralysis poisons will ruin most things' shit. Poison in general is good if you aren't paying for them. Also: fuck Serana. She bitches about being in the sun. She bitches when it's cloudy. She bitches when you go inside. When you talk to her she starts spazzing the fuc...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:30 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 927783

Mostly I perceived it as inferior to either stealth archery or abusing crafting and making 500+ damage weapons, plus max armor and resists. I was bored so I made a challenge that turned out surprisingly effective in reality. EDIT: Yes, I'm aware 500 is very low when it comes to actual crafting abuse...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:25 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 927783

So I played a magic-only, no crafting, vanilla only run in Skyrim. I'm going to adjust my opinions, magic is actually effective. I took Lydia, my two dead thralls (Orchendor and Sild the Warlock) and picked a fight with Karstaag at level 50. Down in less than 10 seconds, no damage taken, no casualti...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:32 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 630661

I'm starting to think my closest friend in real life only wanted me for sex and not for any actual friend activities. Personally, I don't get it. I have not aged well at all, everything on me is saggy and gross, plus my junk does not work like it used to (yeah, I know no one wants to hear about my p...
by Count Arioch the 28th
Fri Jan 03, 2020 9:09 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why is anyone here?
Replies: 79
Views: 10652

The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:Budding? :wink:
Yeah, that was pretty much my reaction.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Wed Jan 01, 2020 7:14 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Happy New Year, Bitches!
Replies: 10
Views: 4878

Happy New Year, Bitches!

Yeah, I broke my sobriety to bring in the new year and had a bottle of the finest cheap champagne the local grocery store had to offer. Fuck off, I haven't had much to celebrate lately.

Anyway, happy new year, bitches!
by Count Arioch the 28th
Tue Dec 31, 2019 7:52 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why is anyone here?
Replies: 79
Views: 10652

Well, so far you sound gayer than anyone else in this thread, unless someone actually posts a pic of them with like 50 dicks in their mouth I think you've won gay chicken.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Mon Dec 30, 2019 2:41 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Cases where the good guy with a gun gets shot
Replies: 6
Views: 4278

The problem is they aren't arming them young enough.

https://youtu.be/QkXeMoBPSDk
by Count Arioch the 28th
Mon Dec 30, 2019 6:32 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why is anyone here?
Replies: 79
Views: 10652

I hate vampires.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:52 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why is anyone here?
Replies: 79
Views: 10652

Being gay seems like too much work. There's quite a few guys I'd plow until they cried like a bitch, but then I'd have to go to pride parades, and be an activist, and drink heavily, and all sorts of nonsense.
by Count Arioch the 28th
Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:42 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 994567

I got a present for Santa Rat right here.
Actually, it's not a present, it's my penis
by Count Arioch the 28th
Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:06 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: So... Star Wars [Spoilers]
Replies: 415
Views: 107658

I dunno, I find Japanese porn incredibly unappealing. Your criticisms there are generally valid, but in this case they just looked incredibly bored. Look, I get that plenty of lesbians in porn are actually straight but willing to fist someone else for some cash, it's probably less gross and demeani...