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by Roy
Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:44 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 152443

The MOBs are called MOBs, because Mobile Unit is the correct term to describe them. Additionally, in real games, with real decisions like 3.5, enemies are flying because it's what they do, and PCs are flying because it's what they do too. I currently have a level 7 and a level 10 game. In the first,...
by Roy
Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:29 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 152443

That's because the term monster is a mechanical definition. Monsters are meant to be killed. NPCs are intended to be interacted with. As soon as the fight ends, if you leave a monster alive, it becomes an NPC. Note that there are no rules for the combat capabilities of NPCs, you shouldn't be fighti...
by Roy
Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:27 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 152443

Oh come on, are you willfully misinterpreting his logic? The harpy attack forces 80% of that hypothetical party to sit on their thumbs. That is why it's unsuitable for that party. I have no idea how you get to the conclusion that no encounter is suitable. Read the bolded part. He said that if the p...
by Roy
Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:18 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 930609

Oh wow, that defense combo is amazing. On metal slimes etc: I'm not sure why they were made so much easier than in previous games. Not only are they more easily killed with all the awesome abilities, but they don't run away nearly as much as in previous games. Like, in DW III I remember specificall...
by Roy
Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:07 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 152443

I'm still kind of floored by the notion that you shouldn't put an encounter with a dragon focused on strafing attacks, or a roc that behaves as described, into a game just because the PCs are a bunch of DMFs. Don't you know? You should make one character sheet, as narrow as possible, even by 4.Fail...
by Roy
Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:53 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 152443

ITT: A whole bunch of people admit that 4.Fail enemies are MMO mobs, while not admitting they are MMO mobs and denying the same, using "hundreds of thousands" religious style logic to somehow handle this blatant contradiction. They also support Dungeon Scaling, which means they Fail At Lif...
by Roy
Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:37 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 152443

Darwinism wrote:
Roy wrote:Mass of stupidity.
Look we know you don't have the ability to engage people in an actual argument you can stop proving it over and over.
Displacement (psychological).

Look it up fuckwit.
by Roy
Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:32 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 152443

I tend to regard the contemptible in contempt, yes. You should too. It's like someone trying to sell a Model T at new car prices. The Model T was nice. As a starting point. Many years ago. As for a 3.5 bashing thread, it has plenty of problems too, and unlike 4rries, I am quite willing to go into t...
by Roy
Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:02 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 152443

And yes, Something Awful forums. Interesting that a forum with a name like that would choose to support 4.Fail. I mean, it is Something Awful. *dum dum pish* Jokes about the name aside though, I was previously under the impression they were a competent forum. However, seeing they support 4.Fail pro...
by Roy
Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:18 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 152443

LagoLagoLago" wrote:Stuff.
Lols.
by Roy
Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:08 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 152443

Hi Welcome Thanks! I came because I regularly make an effort to discuss things with people who radically disagree with me, and some fellow goons mentioned the '4e Critique and Rebuttal' thread, which seemed like a nice place to have some of both. There seems to be a lot more of the one than the oth...
by Roy
Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:28 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 152443

By the way, where are these particular 4rries from? If we're going to be invaded by a bunch of mouth breathers, I'd at least like to know where they are from. -Username17 I think what happened here is we said something bad about Scientologists 4.Fails, so they all came here to ask us what our crime...
by Roy
Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:12 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 152443

And, if you're going to play a game all about grinding on the MOB, then an MMO, which does the math for you and leads to combat resolution time measured in minutes, rather than hours is infinitely superior. Also, using the same dice does not mean the same system, just as a Tandy and a modern comput...
by Roy
Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:02 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: AoO suckage?
Replies: 21
Views: 7714

MGuy wrote:Actually I've always thought and ruled that each step provoked... I couldn't conceive that it worked another way.
Huge guy with Spiked Chain bitch slaps you away with Knockback, and then spams AoOs on you as you fly away.
by Roy
Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:47 pm
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: How do you handle sexuality in your RPGs?
Replies: 80
Views: 17272

Not so much squick, as wholly inappropriate for the medium. That really isn't the type of roleplay most people play D&D for.
by Roy
Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:32 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 152443

Obviously things that can be sold in D&D cannot always be bought. It is silly that this is the case but, hey, them's the rules. Right next to the ones that include people flying and gigantic monsters existing. Also I like your biiiiig stretch to make the 4E=MMO thing even though basically nothi...
by Roy
Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:21 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 152443

Fail adventurers, they forgot the part about taking their stuff.
by Roy
Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:19 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Any settings that strike out against the Fantasy Status Quo?
Replies: 40
Views: 9263

Psychic Robot wrote:
Don't bother. PR's just trolling, and with even less subtlety than usual.
If you make an ignorant statement, I reserve the right to correct you. Isn't that what the Den is about or something?
I thought it was about mocking dog porn, and telling people to suck a barrel of cocks.
by Roy
Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:19 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why does Star Wars Saga have such a bad rep?
Replies: 40
Views: 19740

Well, the concept of fusing similar skills together is good, and was blatantly stolen by me well before it was blatantly stolen by say, Pathfailure. But everything else about it is terribad.
by Roy
Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:24 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why does Star Wars Saga have such a bad rep?
Replies: 40
Views: 19740

What fans care about doesn't matter . I see what you did there. In this topic, a Paizil attempts to justify terrible rules by shunting all the blame onto the DM, ignoring that in any other profession, such would lead to your immediate dismissal from your job position. At best. Anyways, aside from a...
by Roy
Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:02 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 152443

Things that can be sold can be bought. Unless you are admitting that selling items consists of clicking on a vendor window, after which the item immediately disappears, never to be seen again? Because lol MMO vendors is the only alternative here. But you already knew this, given that you have very ...
by Roy
Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:39 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The Official "4e Critique and Rebuttal" Thread
Replies: 1175
Views: 152443

And while it is fairly silly that uncommons can't be bought, where exactly are you getting the information that you can't be sold? Things that can be sold can be bought. Unless you are admitting that selling items consists of clicking on a vendor window, after which the item immediately disappears,...
by Roy
Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:38 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Fixing the Two Party System
Replies: 205
Views: 28631

I like how Zinegata's argument is basically "lots of people do it, so it can't be wrong". Rewind a few hundred years, lots of people believed the world is flat. Today, Faux News is the most popular news channel, despite being the least accurate. All it proves is that most people are fuckin...
by Roy
Sun Feb 20, 2011 4:45 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: We need new terms for DMF and Vanilla Action Hero.
Replies: 57
Views: 12044

FatR wrote:Roy, no one cares about your butthurt.
Go fuck yourself, and stop whining.
by Roy
Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:43 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Spells You Never Cast
Replies: 93
Views: 19839

Drawback: The hidden message can be read by a combination of the true seeing spell with the read magic or comprehend languages spell. So they have to be able to True seeing (easy) or have Comprehend languages on (rarer). Yes, this does mean higher level enemies more vulnerable than low level (other...