The Gaming Den

This book was my Christmas present one year. I remember sitting in the backseat of a car on the Jersey turnpike flipping through it. In theory, it was a good idea to go through the weapons and give advice on when and why you would use each one.

I'm 36, from New Jersey. The Army sent me to Iraq to kill bad guys and break their stuff, but most days I'm a small-town cop.

Out of the Den I've met FBMF, Zherog, and the Count.

This is a great thread, btw. I can't wait to use some of these ideas in my supers game: Japan's national super team will be Power Rangers and Sailor Scouts. Scouts will have more power (Usagi threw a freakin' subway train car at a Youma once), but Rangers are more skilled. Also comics alliance had a...

Anyone with experience and advice? Find out the laws about busking in your town, and make friends with the managers of the stores you're going to be performing near. Doing strange things in public will get the police called, but if the shopkeeper wants you there, you're mostly golden. That's if you...

hyzmarca wrote:And classic stand-up arcade cabinets from the 80s are obviously better than modern home consoles.

I disagree. Console controllers let you use a variety of positions while still playing Legend of Legaia 2. Talk about RPG grinding.

I'm still not sure what constitutes an "assault" weapon. Any gun that Democrats thought was scary in the early 90's. To wit, "An assault weapon has a detachable magazine, in conjunction with one, two, or more other features such as a pistol grip, a folding stock, a flash suppressor, ...

Why ... why would you shoot a skunk in the first place?

Eirgehiz, or some such?

Leress wrote: I like to call it lesbian battleship.

Hell yes.

About 20 hours in you use lesbian battleship to make Yuna massage a female enemy to sooth her to sleep so Yuna can rob her blind. The enemy is vocal in her enjoyment each time you do a good job mashing buttons. So to speak.

It is on Youtube, of course.

Edit2: Leress has the right of it.

Water/Electric

Lanturn it is.

virgil wrote:That's for a 1 ton boulder. A 9 ton boulder is 7.5 feet tall, exactly.

Yeah. I'm not sure where the 907 came from, since I put 9 tons into the converter and got back 8164. I must have divided again for some reason.

The boulder is about 907 times heavier, so 25 cubic feet?

Defeat every opponent in Skyrim with your fists. (Profanity, Misogyny) It reminded me of Lago's old goal of winning D&D with a monk, unfortunately narrated by a madman.

(This isn't so much the case for MPs, or if the troops in question have received extensive peacekeeper training, I would suppose.) It is the same for MPs, actually. Due to the wartime focus, very few of us are actually trained in garrison work. Little Korea has been churning out combat MPs that are...

Lago PARANOIA wrote:You know, I wonder how many NERDS there are on TGD.

All of us are. This is a D&D site, remember?

Josh_Kablack wrote:And here I thought the puns were only for the TV version.

Nah, we gotta keep morale up, too. As I was swabbing a dead rottweiler's teeth for D.N.A., I leaned in and told it that he was "a bad dog." I was even able to use "bitch" in an official police report.

I'm attending a crime scene investigation class. Guy got hit by a locomotive, and our teachers took us out there to examine the scene. They figured it would be ...
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... good training.

Grek wrote:Vote for me. If elected, I promise to rape a goat on national television.

Please don't. I've already seen a cow and chicken raped on t.v.

Ancient History wrote:Most furniture salespeople work on commission, and they are terrible rat bastards worse than cars salespeople or real estate salespeople, because...I don't know.

I hate salesmen so much. They're like rapists -- they don't understand that "no" means no.

Koumei wrote:On the plus side, if you catch them fucking that's a criminal offence in many places.

Depends on what specifically they're doing. In Alabama, for instance, anal and oral sex with siblings is fine.

Three Kingdoms, page 1196.

"He has the Riverlands and keeps Jingzhou -- a greedy and dishonorable act, a scandal for all to witness."

Their posts are so high-handed and arrogant, it's sickening. They talk as if there is no greater penalty than not posting on RPGnet. Every time I see them start up with imperious demands that posters leave the thread, or ominous warnings that an official sanction will be added to their profile, it m...

It's OBVIOUSLY a viral marketing campaign for the new Michael Bay/Guillermo del Toro collaboration. Unfortunately, filming coincided with a nasty earthquake, and a memorial riot for the late Rodney King. Very sad, but earthquake prediction isn't an exact science, says the comfortably paternal white-...

But this got me thinking, are there any games like MUA/MUA2 for the xbox/xbox 360. Hunter the Reckoning series (x3), Justice League Heroes, Lord of the Rings Return of the King, and Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance (x2) were all available for X-Box and PS 2. About MUA, would the platinum edition be chea...

Cynic wrote:For a fun multiplayer rpg-like game, you can always buy any of the Marvel ultimate alliance games for the Wii.

Hell yeah. The first one came out in 2006, and I'm still playing it.