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by Kaelik
Fri Apr 19, 2024 3:23 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...
Replies: 3796
Views: 938091

Re: [Non-US] News That Makes You laugh/cry/neither...

Guess Biden can go back to pretending to oppose an invasion of Raffa now, because Israel just decided to launch attacks at Iran and also Syria and also Iraq. Almost like Israel has the explicit goal of turning their palestinian genocide into a wider regional war, because then the US will step in on ...
by Kaelik
Fri Apr 19, 2024 1:49 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&DNext: Playtest Review
Replies: 2545
Views: 426984

Re: D&DNext: Playtest Review

Making a new Fighter as soon as we find the girdle and my character dies.
by Kaelik
Thu Apr 18, 2024 7:22 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&DNext: Playtest Review
Replies: 2545
Views: 426984

Re: D&DNext: Playtest Review

Can you not do "Orc to get 19 Str" to bypass the whole percentile system?

I mean obviously, you still have to roll an 18 or whatever.
by Kaelik
Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:51 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881808

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

The Biden admin is now signing off with Israel's total genocide invasion of Raffa that they said they weren't okay with over and over. See what happened is Biden said "You are allowed to attack every other country in the world with missiles, but you aren't allowed to invade Raffa" and then...
by Kaelik
Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:19 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881808

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

Joe Biden admin literally just pressuring countries in the UN to vote against Palestinian statehood.

Because it turns out, wow, America is not committed to a two state solution! Who could have guessed!
by Kaelik
Sun Apr 14, 2024 1:35 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Rot In Hell OJ Simpson. Good Riddance To One Of The Worst Pieces Of Rubbish.
Replies: 5
Views: 669

Re: Rot In Hell OJ Simpson. Good Riddance To One Of The Worst Pieces Of Rubbish.

Not really a loophole. If someone is convicted of a crime that includes jail time (like robbing a bank) they may also have civil penalties (like restitution). The bank probably doesn't care how many years someone stays behind bars but does care about getting the money back. These can be handled tog...
by Kaelik
Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:54 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Biden Announces Reelection Campaign
Replies: 235
Views: 14455038

Re: Biden Announces Reelection Campaign

Neo Phonelobster Prime wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:56 pm
Yeah but, I mean, fair enough. He is.
Yeah! It's true! He is! That's the problem! His Israel policy is trapped in 1973, his abortion policy is trapped in 1973, his civil rights policy is trapped in 1980s crime panic, ect.
by Kaelik
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:25 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Biden Announces Reelection Campaign
Replies: 235
Views: 14455038

Re: Biden Announces Reelection Campaign

Joe Biden commenting on the Arizona reinstatement of a 1864 law banning abortion "vote for me, I'm living in the 20th century" and boy isn't that a perfect summary of both the democratic and republican parties at the same time.
by Kaelik
Sat Apr 13, 2024 2:00 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Rot In Hell OJ Simpson. Good Riddance To One Of The Worst Pieces Of Rubbish.
Replies: 5
Views: 669

Re: Rot In Hell OJ Simpson. Good Riddance To One Of The Worst Pieces Of Rubbish.

It's also extremely weird and disgusting to be thrilled by the death of some guy who, yes, killed his ex in a violent rage decades ago, but has been mostly not murdering people for many decades. Like he obviously wasn't a current danger to anyone when he died in 2024 so what the fuck are you crowing...
by Kaelik
Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:55 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881808

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

A unicef aid convoy to Gaza on a un route coordinated with Israel was fired on by Israeli forces while waiting at a designated holding point for the convoy. It's almost like biden having a talk were he promised infinite more weapons but said to stop using them on aid workers in a mean tone of voice ...
by Kaelik
Wed Apr 10, 2024 11:13 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Illinois Safe-T Act (The Purge Law)
Replies: 67
Views: 9472

Re: Illinois Safe-T Act (The Purge Law)

After 10 years of DOJ oversight and consent decrees, the Albuquerque police department is shooting more people then any other US city. It's almost like reformist bullshit doesn't work because the cops are actually the bad guys and you can't help them do their job better when their job is to be the b...
by Kaelik
Tue Apr 09, 2024 10:25 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Biden Announces Reelection Campaign
Replies: 235
Views: 14455038

Re: Biden Announces Reelection Campaign

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/09/busi ... ds-nytimes

News so desperate for money they just really really want to have pointless repeat debates.
by Kaelik
Sun Apr 07, 2024 12:08 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881808

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

Look I just believe that all people are created equal and should have equal rights and also that we shouldn't implement any policies that help black people and hurt millionaires who inherited plantation wealth because it would be UNFAIR to privledge one group over the other!
by Kaelik
Fri Apr 05, 2024 11:53 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881808

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

Nancy Pelosi, who Joe Biden first met fundraising for Israel in the 70s, who once said that if Washington DC was destroyed the only thing that remained would be weapons for Israel, has called for Joe Biden to stop giving aid to Israel, a thing she apparently believes he can simply do. Congrats Nancy...
by Kaelik
Thu Apr 04, 2024 9:17 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881808

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

Wait a minute, does DDM think the Hamas attack was on Oct 4th? I assumed he was referencing something else and just not providing a year instead of making a very silly mistake that becomes 1000x funnier because of his behavior in this thread. And when he wrote we should all move to the Philippines ...
by Kaelik
Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:17 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881808

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

No, I think the genocide is happening . I think it has been happening since before October 4th . I think that there are a lot of tools the U.S. has to affect policy in other countries short of military force and we should use them. It's a minor point, because I actually don't think remembering a sp...
by Kaelik
Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:41 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881808

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

Oh. So dead is on that brown people are coming to take America for themselves jam. He's actually been on that for a couple months now, ever since Joe Biden said he would close the border. Almost like democratic politicians adopting right wing policies is bad because it makes a bunch of people who g...
by Kaelik
Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:39 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881808

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

I think it's a little surprising that people on this very thread are upset about illegal immigration into the Levant from 1916 on, but argue that all immigration into the United States should be permitted at the present moment. It's almost like an influx of foreigners that have a different set of p...
by Kaelik
Wed Apr 03, 2024 9:15 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881808

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

I actually think the reason dead stupidly thought KSA could or would do anything was because he has vaguely heard Bidens fake plan to have the KSA run Gaza and rebuild it after Israel totally doesn't genocide all the Palestinians and got confused. Lord knows an extremely basic knowledge of "the...
by Kaelik
Wed Apr 03, 2024 5:54 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881808

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

Well it's good to know that dead's wife along with thinking providing medical care is evil communism she also is not opposed to genocide. No no, like deaddm she opposes genocide the right way, by supporting the genocide, thinking the US should continue to arm the genocide, being very sure that the ...
by Kaelik
Wed Apr 03, 2024 4:25 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881808

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

It's not quite the second one. The point of mentioning only tangentially related historical things and the summarizing the intense wars of conquest waged by Israel and their occupation as "the conflict" is to pretend that having an opinion about whether people should be genocided depends o...
by Kaelik
Wed Apr 03, 2024 2:03 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881808

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

It's extremely funny that the thing where you claim magic mind reading powers that allow you to know what history everyone else does or doesn't know (remember when deaddm was pretending to be holier then thou because other people couldn't read his mind instead of pretending to be holier then thou be...
by Kaelik
Wed Apr 03, 2024 12:45 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881808

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

You'll notice that I didn't state my position at all , but you think that pointing out elements where some people disagree is 100% always the same as having 100% the same positions (or worse!) without any type of critical thought. No one has to read your mind to see that you say the exact same fuck...
by Kaelik
Tue Apr 02, 2024 9:24 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881808

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

John Kirby was asked if there any role for a neutral security force to protect aid workers after the IDF escort blew up the aid workers who were in constant contact with the IDF and specifically radioed in for help to let the IDF know they were being attacked by the first set of IDF bombs before the...
by Kaelik
Tue Apr 02, 2024 9:12 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: The Biden Administration (No Lago)
Replies: 905
Views: 881808

Re: The Biden Administration (No Lago)

Every excuse they make for each grievous crime needing to be carefully investigated and not jump to conclusions etc... makes perfect sense. IF, and only if you take each one in isolation and assume a genuinely blameless and perfect record of behavior before hand. (and also sort of ignore that some ...