The Gaming Den

Here is amount of dice had and then placed for each level ignoring the once per day ability and assuming you hold your River for a reason to change, though you obviously should be pretty liberal with the River: Level: Dice after rolling and discarding: Dice that can be placed 1: 1 2 2: 1 3 3: 2 4 4:...

I feel like the break between getting +6 to damage (level 1 to 16) and getting +120 to damage is very extreme (level 17). The break point between casting Burning Hands and Meteor Swarm is also pretty big. It's a 17th level ability to do RNG breaking amounts of damage and hit on every attack roll th...

The Biden admin responded to Columbia university evicting students with no notice in violation of state law and ordering the cops to go in and bust heads so bad that the NYPD kept suggesting maybe Columbia should chill out by saying how the protesters deserve it: "While every American has the r...

Today I learned there is a specific sub group of the State Department that exists solely to take in Leahy violations in relation specifically to Israel and then never ever ever ever ever ever ever produce an evaluation result, so they never have to acknowledge that it's illegal under US law to arm I...

Kaelik Fighter [/size] "I'm feeling lucky." The Kaelik Fighter does Fighter things, but I get to decide what Fighter things are, so they get super powers, but the super powers are all conditional on rolling well and they can't always do all of them and I get to invent a new resource manag...

We have found the next play in Trying to Lose the Election: The Game. Trump looking pathetic and whining about having to hear jurors mocking him? Damn, that sounds like he might lose, time for Biden to STEP UP HIS GAME. What's that, the Feds are going around seizing the supplies of various weed stor...

Guess Biden can go back to pretending to oppose an invasion of Raffa now, because Israel just decided to launch attacks at Iran and also Syria and also Iraq. Almost like Israel has the explicit goal of turning their palestinian genocide into a wider regional war, because then the US will step in on ...

Making a new Fighter as soon as we find the girdle and my character dies.

Can you not do "Orc to get 19 Str" to bypass the whole percentile system?

I mean obviously, you still have to roll an 18 or whatever.

The Biden admin is now signing off with Israel's total genocide invasion of Raffa that they said they weren't okay with over and over. See what happened is Biden said "You are allowed to attack every other country in the world with missiles, but you aren't allowed to invade Raffa" and then...

Joe Biden admin literally just pressuring countries in the UN to vote against Palestinian statehood.

Because it turns out, wow, America is not committed to a two state solution! Who could have guessed!

Not really a loophole. If someone is convicted of a crime that includes jail time (like robbing a bank) they may also have civil penalties (like restitution). The bank probably doesn't care how many years someone stays behind bars but does care about getting the money back. These can be handled tog...

Neo Phonelobster Prime wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:56 pm

Yeah but, I mean, fair enough. He is.

Yeah! It's true! He is! That's the problem! His Israel policy is trapped in 1973, his abortion policy is trapped in 1973, his civil rights policy is trapped in 1980s crime panic, ect.

Joe Biden commenting on the Arizona reinstatement of a 1864 law banning abortion "vote for me, I'm living in the 20th century" and boy isn't that a perfect summary of both the democratic and republican parties at the same time.

It's also extremely weird and disgusting to be thrilled by the death of some guy who, yes, killed his ex in a violent rage decades ago, but has been mostly not murdering people for many decades. Like he obviously wasn't a current danger to anyone when he died in 2024 so what the fuck are you crowing...

A unicef aid convoy to Gaza on a un route coordinated with Israel was fired on by Israeli forces while waiting at a designated holding point for the convoy. It's almost like biden having a talk were he promised infinite more weapons but said to stop using them on aid workers in a mean tone of voice ...

After 10 years of DOJ oversight and consent decrees, the Albuquerque police department is shooting more people then any other US city. It's almost like reformist bullshit doesn't work because the cops are actually the bad guys and you can't help them do their job better when their job is to be the b...

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/09/busi ... ds-nytimes

News so desperate for money they just really really want to have pointless repeat debates.

Look I just believe that all people are created equal and should have equal rights and also that we shouldn't implement any policies that help black people and hurt millionaires who inherited plantation wealth because it would be UNFAIR to privledge one group over the other!

Nancy Pelosi, who Joe Biden first met fundraising for Israel in the 70s, who once said that if Washington DC was destroyed the only thing that remained would be weapons for Israel, has called for Joe Biden to stop giving aid to Israel, a thing she apparently believes he can simply do. Congrats Nancy...

Wait a minute, does DDM think the Hamas attack was on Oct 4th? I assumed he was referencing something else and just not providing a year instead of making a very silly mistake that becomes 1000x funnier because of his behavior in this thread. And when he wrote we should all move to the Philippines ...

No, I think the genocide is happening . I think it has been happening since before October 4th . I think that there are a lot of tools the U.S. has to affect policy in other countries short of military force and we should use them. It's a minor point, because I actually don't think remembering a sp...

Oh. So dead is on that brown people are coming to take America for themselves jam. He's actually been on that for a couple months now, ever since Joe Biden said he would close the border. Almost like democratic politicians adopting right wing policies is bad because it makes a bunch of people who g...

I think it's a little surprising that people on this very thread are upset about illegal immigration into the Levant from 1916 on, but argue that all immigration into the United States should be permitted at the present moment. It's almost like an influx of foreigners that have a different set of p...

I actually think the reason dead stupidly thought KSA could or would do anything was because he has vaguely heard Bidens fake plan to have the KSA run Gaza and rebuild it after Israel totally doesn't genocide all the Palestinians and got confused. Lord knows an extremely basic knowledge of "the...