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by Lago PARANOIA
Mon Sep 14, 2020 8:03 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Dark Age Redux, Roman Empire Revisionism, and Left Discourse
Replies: 9
Views: 3637

Dark Age Redux, Roman Empire Revisionism, and Left Discourse

Apparently it's increasingly a thing in Left Discourse -- I'm not sure whether it's because of the rise of liberalism intersectionality or the revival of Marxism, including New Left Marxism -- to challenge some precepts we used to have on this very board about Dark Ages Europe. Basically: A) The pre...
by Lago PARANOIA
Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:40 am
Forum: About the Gaming Den
Topic: So long, and thanks for all the fish
Replies: 100
Views: 34218

I've definitely used 'retarded' as a synonym for 'stupid,' and I started trying to drop that sometime in the past few years without even really making the conscious decision, I think. It just made me increasingly comfortable and tapered off. Why is 'retarded' bad but not 'stupid'? I have heard cert...
by Lago PARANOIA
Fri Sep 11, 2020 7:23 pm
Forum: About the Gaming Den
Topic: Where do we go from here?
Replies: 241
Views: 64936

Just reminding people that the world is melting down and the old days of politically neutral* snark ain't never coming back. Maybe they'll return in a different form if something rises from the ashes of the liberal-conservative consensus. But I hope you enjoyed the old days of riffing on WH40K and S...
by Lago PARANOIA
Tue Aug 25, 2020 11:10 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Does Planar Binding work in 5e?
Replies: 31
Views: 9221

You could work around the issue by putting Planar Binding in a Glyph of Warding that triggers when a summon enters and then immediately cast the summon into a prepared trap, like a Magic Circle. Planar Binding will trigger as soon as it appears and finish casting before the summon's final turn of ex...
by Lago PARANOIA
Wed Jul 15, 2020 2:00 pm
Forum: About the Gaming Den
Topic: Where do we go from here?
Replies: 241
Views: 64936

You people have the memories of fucking goldfish. Did y'all forget that blow-up in IMHO about coming up with acceptable reasons to kill orcs? How is THAT not political? Let's be real here: the TGDMB was never about not being political. IMHO always had a strongly left-liberal/social democratic bent c...
by Lago PARANOIA
Tue Jul 14, 2020 1:11 am
Forum: About the Gaming Den
Topic: Where do we go from here?
Replies: 241
Views: 64936

You are deeply delusional to suggest the world has changed. Just so you know, this is the kind of denialism that has made people extra-suspicious and hostile towards your brand of 'let's just go and game'. Trump is now President. All previous relations and commitments are being re-examined. And a l...
by Lago PARANOIA
Tue Jul 14, 2020 12:32 am
Forum: About the Gaming Den
Topic: Where do we go from here?
Replies: 241
Views: 64936

All political opinions are stupid in the context of designing make believe. Idiots. Make believe opinions and mechanics are what this forum is about, not the other way around. Get lost! How can I put this... The old world -- a world that separated politics from the quest of enjoyment and fantasy --...
by Lago PARANOIA
Mon Jul 13, 2020 5:48 pm
Forum: About the Gaming Den
Topic: Where do we go from here?
Replies: 241
Views: 64936

The point was that someone's politics will seep through the mask, especially if the rest of their existence is politicized. [*] Should vampires be allowed to exist, so long as they feast on animal blood? [*] Should vampires be allowed to feed on humans so long as they don't kill them? [*] Should vam...
by Lago PARANOIA
Mon Jul 13, 2020 3:27 pm
Forum: About the Gaming Den
Topic: Where do we go from here?
Replies: 241
Views: 64936

If your politics are going to lead to harm for people I care about, then your advice on how to run a game is meaningless to me. The world is melting down, we can't go back to the old days where we think we could have solidarity separate from politics. It's gotten to the point where just even attemp...
by Lago PARANOIA
Mon Jul 13, 2020 1:38 pm
Forum: About the Gaming Den
Topic: Where do we go from here?
Replies: 241
Views: 64936

That's the problem in a nutshell right there - you THINK you know someone's politics because of a single comment of something unrelated and suddenly they're part of the 'enemy'. Everybody has political views that are nuanced and complex - they aren't really represented well by a 2-party system. Iro...
by Lago PARANOIA
Mon Jul 13, 2020 12:54 pm
Forum: About the Gaming Den
Topic: Where do we go from here?
Replies: 241
Views: 64936

It's pointless trying to make the Den a safe haven, because what's been going on in the past few months has been happening to every forum. Even supposedly nonpolitical spaces I frequent like LinkedIn sales circle jerks and electronics hobbyist forums has been experiencing the same dynamic as the Den...
by Lago PARANOIA
Thu Jul 09, 2020 8:14 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: 6th Edition Speculation Begins
Replies: 31
Views: 8800

The new project manager (Ray Winniger) who replaced Mike Mearls has to be aware that 5E D&D is very poorly designed as a shovelware engine. [*] Magic items are impossible to obtain on a player's volition. [*] Feats compete with ability score increases, making it so that many players never get on...
by Lago PARANOIA
Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:24 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [5e] Thorough explanation of why it's terrible?
Replies: 261
Views: 75791

As to claim whether the illogical can exist is itself an axiomatic ideal that may or may not be true. Heck in 5e everyone lives in a hyperbolic geometry where the circle has been squared, that certainly doesn't make any logical sense, but that's the rules. There's a practical difference between a l...
by Lago PARANOIA
Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:56 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Coronavirus thread
Replies: 588
Views: 161872

I'm not counting out the fascists yet. I'll never make that mistake again after the Democrats under Obama went from a legislative supermajority to its lowest state in 80+ years. And Biden is no Obama. What I am saying is that at least for the next election, the fascists are fucked. What's more, it d...
by Lago PARANOIA
Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:21 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Coronavirus thread
Replies: 588
Views: 161872

Things are looking real bad for the fascists in the states right now in the short-term. Not only are things looking atrocious for Trump's approval ratings with the 'second' wave of COVID-19, we haven't even seen the worst of it. It's quite possible that this will reach a threshold* where the deaths ...
by Lago PARANOIA
Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:52 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Musings
Replies: 73
Views: 12927

Our culture has this strange fascination for "good" people solving problems with force: how many movies are about a "good guy" solving problems with a gun? Aside from the extradiegetic reason of 'a transformative social engineering project would take too long to depict in most m...
by Lago PARANOIA
Sun Jun 21, 2020 6:31 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Freeport: City of Adventure
Replies: 13
Views: 3459

But as a pirate-themed D&D setting it doesn't exactly hold up well; Skulls & Shackles, One Piece, etc understood that the mobile appeal of going around the seas and venturing upon an "island a week" format. Freeport by contrast was very much in love with its central city hub, and ...
by Lago PARANOIA
Mon May 04, 2020 4:37 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Coronavirus thread
Replies: 588
Views: 161872

I think it's pretty clear at this point that Trump is going to go down in history as one of the greatest butchers we've seen -- and if you don't count the lives of non-Americans, comfortably in 1st-place. If you do, he'll probably be a bit behind Truman, Nixon, and/or Reagan. The thing is, our insti...
by Lago PARANOIA
Mon May 04, 2020 1:46 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Coronavirus thread
Replies: 588
Views: 161872

Our dumbass governor and mayor opened up the parks in my county and immediately had to shut them down due to overcrowding. Pictures in the paper showed that no one had masks on.
by Lago PARANOIA
Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:39 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Coronavirus thread
Replies: 588
Views: 161872

Kaelik wrote:The people protesting are small business owners and landlords who want people to go back to work FOR them
This is what I get for feeling for my fellow man.
by Lago PARANOIA
Mon Apr 20, 2020 2:18 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Coronavirus thread
Replies: 588
Views: 161872

There's been some protests in Austin this weekend demanding that people be able to return to work. Nothing too huge for the time being (about a few hundred people) but the pictures showed very of them wearing face masks. We have about 80,000 acute care beds in the entire state of Texas for 30 millio...
by Lago PARANOIA
Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:10 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e is now over 5 years old, has anything changed?
Replies: 29
Views: 6735

Here's the reason why Sorceradin is good, typically the 6/14 or 7/13 split. [*] You have Quicken Spell. If the spell you use is Booming Blade or Greenflame Blade, it's like having an extra smite attack as a bonus action. [*] Hell, Metamagic in general just rules. How would you like to Twin Spell a G...
by Lago PARANOIA
Wed Jan 22, 2020 4:52 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: D&D 5e is now over 5 years old, has anything changed?
Replies: 29
Views: 6735

From what I can tell, you still can win 5e forever with Animate Dead and Glyph of Warding. Necromancer Wizards are king, followed by Clerics & Bards, and non-magical martials suck ass. The meta has been shifting away from those, as much as you take Adventurer's League as part of a meta. Animate...
by Lago PARANOIA
Sat Jan 18, 2020 11:23 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: OSSR: Frostburn
Replies: 125
Views: 34156

I always thought it was a bit weird how D&D decided to lead with Frostburn and how it was also their best book. Desert settings and Sea settings are way more common in fantasy fiction and in D&D settings as well.

I think it might just be because lol Lord of the Rings.
by Lago PARANOIA
Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:16 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: So... Star Wars [Spoilers]
Replies: 415
Views: 107616

Revenge of the Sith is a victim of the failings of the previous two movies. While there were obviously a bunch of areas they could improve on, I can't think of a single problem in the movie (besides General Grievous's underwhelming death) that wasn't due to a problem in the last two movies.