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by Josh_Kablack
Sat Feb 14, 2004 2:18 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The tarrasque is a chump.
Replies: 19
Views: 7903

Re: The tarrasque is a chump.

But running with a sling in one hand is.[br][br]Unless you are on a contrived timeframe or in extremely specific terrain, there is a single strategy available to beat zombie encounters - stay out of melee range and use ranged attacks.[br][br]And since even a gnome in full plate is capable of moving ...
by Josh_Kablack
Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:39 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Genuinely Broken Things
Replies: 44
Views: 18439

Re: Genuinely Broken Things

3.0 Mind Flayers or anything else that could use both Astral Projectonion and Planeshift (either 3.0 or 3.5) are probably broken. Depending on interpretation, those spells used in conjuction probably duplicate all of your equipment permanently although the duplicate equipment is subject to dispellin...
by Josh_Kablack
Fri Feb 13, 2004 5:00 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: The tarrasque is a chump.
Replies: 19
Views: 7903

Re: The tarrasque is a chump.

On the underpowered/overrated side we have:[br][br]The Shreiker: effectively an Alarm spell trap - save that there might not be anyone listening. Still worth XP despite being immobile and having no attacks at all.[br][br]The Greater Stone Golem. It's supposed to fight 16th level parties and yet it i...
by Josh_Kablack
Sun Feb 08, 2004 3:31 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why does non-masterwork Platemail exist?
Replies: 10
Views: 4329

Re: Why does non-masterwork Platemail exist?

I'm with da chicken on this one.

But I'd also like to add "The given standard in the settings does not match the potential of the mechanics!!"
by Josh_Kablack
Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:08 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Invisibilty should not drop when you attack.
Replies: 4
Views: 2872

Re: Invisibilty should not drop when you attack.

They already ditched Improved Invisibility in 3.5

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It's now Invisibility, Greater :p
by Josh_Kablack
Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:18 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Book of Exalted Deeds is Crap!
Replies: 13
Views: 2757

Re: Book of Exalted Deeds is Crap!


The ethical code is iron clad, and contradictory on many points.


Wow...it's almost as if they based their philosophical reasonings on any one of a number of real-world religions. :tonguesmile:
by Josh_Kablack
Fri Jan 30, 2004 1:04 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Magic Item List for Rogues
Replies: 6
Views: 4278

Re: Magic Item List for Rogues

In 3.0 the Ring of Chameleon Power is a crazy-go-nuts +15 unnammed bonus to hide that comes with a smokeless ashtray full of at will change self.
by Josh_Kablack
Thu Jan 22, 2004 1:39 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Cheese Updates, 3.5
Replies: 309
Views: 23639

Re: Eagle Eyes MacGee

This is kinda weak cheese, but it's core only and it's probably a good starting point for a real piece of cheese:[br][br]Start with at least a 14 Wisdom. Play an elf. Take level 1 as ranger, selecting "Human" as your favored enemy. level 2 as wizard and levels 3,4 and 5 as ranger. Select a...
by Josh_Kablack
Thu Jan 22, 2004 12:38 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Stacking the shapechanging spells...
Replies: 4
Views: 2524

Re: Stacking the shapechanging spells...

[br] Casting Time: 1 standard action[br]<...snip...>[br]If you use this spell to create a disguise, you get a +10 bonus on your disguise tjeck [br][br] [br] Casting Time: 1 standard action[br]<...snip...>[br]If you use this spell to create a disguise, you get a +10 bonus on your disguise tjeck [br]...
by Josh_Kablack
Sun Jan 18, 2004 8:19 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Cliched, pithy yet strangely cool quibs you can't help sayin
Replies: 20
Views: 4550

Re: Cliched, pithy yet strangely cool quibs you can't help s

"I have come here to do two things: chew bubblegum and kick ass - and I'm all out of bubblegum" - What'shisface from They Live.
by Josh_Kablack
Sun Jan 18, 2004 8:16 pm
Forum: It's My Own Invention...
Topic: Poll: What's in a Race?
Replies: 13
Views: 3528

Re: Poll: What's in a Race?

I tend to side towards the elf/dwarf side - make the races meaningful and distinct from each other in mechanical ways.[br][br]Of course, I could also see the Genasi approach (pay a level for +2 to save against spells that don't exist) working for settings where race was defined more by flavor than b...
by Josh_Kablack
Thu Jan 01, 2004 6:51 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Roleplaying Purity Quiz
Replies: 14
Views: 3078

Re: This is why I hate 90% of DMs

51.45,[br][br]Although that quiz pissed me off, in that it was heavily D&D-biased (crits, level-drain, etc), heavily player-based (your character), biased againt towards nerftastic DMs, and unfairly biased against metagaming.[br][br]Is asks bullcrap loaded questions like if you have:[br][br] &qu...
by Josh_Kablack
Mon Dec 29, 2003 1:31 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Absolutely Essential Arcane Spells .... although Non-Core.
Replies: 52
Views: 5717

Re: Absolutely Essential Arcane Spells .... although Non-Cor

Lion's Charge from Savage Species - a nerfed Haste that's actually still frequently worth casting on your fighter buddy.
by Josh_Kablack
Fri Dec 26, 2003 1:19 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Absolutely Essential Arcane Spells .... although Non-Core.
Replies: 52
Views: 5717

Re: Absolutely Essential Arcane Spells .... although Non-Cor

Improvisation from Song and Silence. (Bard 5)[br][br]It gives the caster a +2 per level luck bonus to an attack roll, skill tjeck, or ability tjeck. You could split it over a couple of rounds like they suggest, or you could be an idjit and use it as a 5th level True Strike , but really, the point i...
by Josh_Kablack
Tue Dec 23, 2003 4:49 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Things that suck.
Replies: 10
Views: 2663

Re: D'oh

Wiiiight,


If the server is lost, then the email I sent to your old addy didn't reach you. :blush:
by Josh_Kablack
Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:52 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Question for Frank
Replies: 110
Views: 27117

Re: Question for Frank

At least in the 3.0/MotW rules there was an argument based on capitalization of keywords that Frank's interpretation of Elelmental Wildshape was incorrect. (See Harzatkeraze(sp?)'s Shifter FAQ on the WotC Boards for details)[br][br] Unfortunately, this particular argument fails miserably because at...
by Josh_Kablack
Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:41 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Things that suck.
Replies: 10
Views: 2663

Re: Things that suck.

Ouch.

Here I was hoping that this was a thread about dustbusters and black holes.

I seem to have a folder entitled pokemonrichtext.zip that contains a half dozen files.
by Josh_Kablack
Sun Dec 21, 2003 1:18 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Is Pippin a Bard?
Replies: 15
Views: 1864

Re: They all have you fooled.

Bah.[br][br]Gandalf is not one, but two different Death Slaadi,[br]Aragorn was an incubus, Frodo is a doppleganger, Elrond is a Kolyarut, Eowyn was a Rakshasa and Shelob's webs are actually Mimics.[br][br]And until you can point me towards text from the book that indicates they were hit with Dispel ...
by Josh_Kablack
Sat Dec 20, 2003 3:39 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Making the most of Blackguards
Replies: 9
Views: 4114

Re: Making the most of Blackguards

Wasn't there some half-assed Sage ruling about adding bonuses based on stats only once, despite the usual stacking rules..? If anyone remember this ruling better than I do, would it apply to class abilities which grant unnammed bonuses, (Such as Divine Grace and Dark Blessing) or was it only to prev...
by Josh_Kablack
Tue Dec 16, 2003 9:13 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Alignment Sucks
Replies: 317
Views: 27049

Re: Alignment Sucks

And yet Frank has only described one axis of suckage when there are, in fact two.[br][br]We don't even know if Law and Chaos are reciprocal or not, and have an even harder time pigeonholing real-life people on it. [br][br]The alignment system is horrible, and yet mechanicly integral to the 3e core r...
by Josh_Kablack
Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:03 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Really Stupid Question: Scimitar vs. Rapier
Replies: 8
Views: 4088

Re: Really Stupid Question: Scimitar vs. Rapier

It's so stupid you had to ask it twice? :wtf:[br][br]Well, piercing is ever-so-slightly worse than slashing as damage types go (no damage against 3.0 alpha skellingtons (2000 survival kit in 1st printing PHB), keen/keen edge errata issues, no special ability type unquie to piercing (such as vorpal o...
by Josh_Kablack
Sun Dec 14, 2003 3:12 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Complete Warrior
Replies: 18
Views: 8996

Re: Mace-Chucks yo!!

It hinges on the assumption that with quick draw you can not only draw a weapon as a free action, but shift from a one handed to a two handed grip as a free action.[br][br]Since dropping a weapon is also a free action, and since you can do free actions in the middle of another action, and since atta...
by Josh_Kablack
Sat Dec 13, 2003 11:28 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Complete Warrior
Replies: 18
Views: 8996

Re: Mace-Chucks yo!!

But both Dropping a weapon and Quick Drawing a weapon are free actions. So why exactly would you ever actually take the -1 to AC with this weapon..?[br][br]As it is a partial-two handed weapon, you can already abuse the 3.5 Power Attack grip-shifting weapon juggle trick with it.[br][br]For true fine...
by Josh_Kablack
Mon Dec 08, 2003 10:14 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Welcome!
Replies: 243
Views: 20093

Re: Welcome!

Yo!