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by schpeelah
Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:41 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Mixed Blood World
Replies: 17
Views: 2884

I have to say this thread disappointed me. Usually when someone brings up a world of half-breeds, they mean crazy hybrids like mer-gnolls. Generic D&D does not require races, as demonstrated by Basic where Elf, Dwarf, and Halfling were classes. Your ears grow pointier with each level of Elf. You...
by schpeelah
Sat Jun 25, 2016 9:44 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Pathfinder Is Still Bad
Replies: 8556
Views: 1672974

I'd attribute it mainly to stupidity/ignorance - when writing the FAQ they're forgetting or misinterpreting the rules they are contradicting.
by schpeelah
Sat Jun 11, 2016 8:49 am
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Design Request: cool substitutes for the D&D IP monsters
Replies: 23
Views: 3935

Re: Design Request: cool substitutes for the D&D IP monsters

Is there a particular reason to care about them? Anyway, call 'em chaos frogs and brown brutes or whatever. As mentioned above, the point is apparently to run published adventures with only open source materials. nockermensch, why do you need to actually do that? The copyright police isn't going to...
by schpeelah
Fri Jun 10, 2016 9:21 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Design Request: cool substitutes for the D&D IP monsters
Replies: 23
Views: 3935

As I recall, Frank is fond of pointing out the Gith are already open source (they were invented by G. R. R. Martin, who released them to the public after Charles Stross infringed copyright), and that the Ilithids are rip-offs of Star Spawn of Cthulhu, which are also open source. Serpent-men are of c...
by schpeelah
Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:47 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 993910

Permission is tricky though. On multiple occasions I've been given permission to choke women to the point of unconsciousness but if something went wrong I'd be considered legally responsible. I got into a bit of a scuffle a while back when I accidentally gave someone a concussion during a scene. I ...
by schpeelah
Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:27 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [OSSR]Sword and Fist
Replies: 50
Views: 21068

? It was a spur of the moment idea, and I don't keep track of RPG history... It's not really RPG history, it's an idea that was a subject of much discussion for a while here. Basically, the idea was that there are no hit points, only status effects: "injured" and "wounded" are a...
by schpeelah
Fri Jun 03, 2016 9:41 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [OSSR][Call of Cthulhu]The Cairo Guidebook
Replies: 14
Views: 10521

Doesn't CoC have that giant crazy table where you cross-reference your and your opponent's numbers to get your target number?
by schpeelah
Wed May 18, 2016 9:40 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Stupid Campaign Idea: Vampout: The Iradiating.
Replies: 31
Views: 5523

Vassal sounds good, familliar is used for animals too often. Thrall is decent but also attractive as a term for someone Dominated.
by schpeelah
Sun May 15, 2016 8:12 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Election 2016
Replies: 3238
Views: 343830

Don't things like criminal recklessness/endangerment exist for that sort of "what you did isn't illegal, but it should be" situation? In criminal law, recklessness (also called dolus eventualis or unchariness) is one of the four possible classes of mental state constituting mens rea (the ...
by schpeelah
Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:42 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: OSSR AD&D 1e Players Handbook
Replies: 135
Views: 36130

I still can't wrap my head around the slopes thing. Like, I understand and even accept the dungeon levels thing, but in a more vertical dungeon, I would expect the next tier of monsters to be a coupe hundred feet below the previous one. If you were to get any significant change in elevation via a pa...
by schpeelah
Thu Apr 07, 2016 6:59 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Hands Free Culture
Replies: 31
Views: 4729

Well, I mean, it's unicorn masterrace in the show, too, so... Non-major-character unicorns never do anything impressive (never seen anything but basic TK and light from one) and don't appear to be ruling much of anything. Pegasi on the other hand have the fairly significant power of flight, regular...
by schpeelah
Sat Apr 02, 2016 4:59 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Flight and Teleportation in RPGs
Replies: 89
Views: 11412

It's worth noting that there's no inherent reason why flying monsters need to come online at level one. Many fantasy worlds don't have a large number of flying monsters, and many of those flyers are a lot less capable of combat while flying than D&D fliers with a bow - D&D flight mechanics ...
by schpeelah
Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:30 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Annoying Game Questions You Want Answered
Replies: 5992
Views: 953527

It's probably more absurd that any amount of craftsmanship can make functional brass knuckles more effective than it is that the price on that craftsmanship should be 300x the base case. Like, I carry a masterwork dagger , and its MSRP is, in fact, 300 currency units more than an ordinary commodity...
by schpeelah
Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:10 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Kult Revival
Replies: 6
Views: 2245

As much as I hate Bear World, I acknowledge using a system made specifically to disempower players on a horror game is not a terrible idea. It might even work. I think there is a review of some kind somewhere around here that made it clear the game considers it of vital importance the players know ...
by schpeelah
Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:08 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Crafting mechanics, what games do them well?
Replies: 25
Views: 13418

Kaelik wrote:PC minecraft has an whole interface where you can type in any word and see what makes it.
NEI is a mod. Vanilla Minecraft doesn't tell you shit.
by schpeelah
Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:40 pm
Forum: About the Gaming Den
Topic: Gaming Den Lexicon
Replies: 13
Views: 13615

GM - Game Master, general RPG term for the player that runs the world DM - Dungeon Master, D&D term for GM MC - Mister Cavern, translation of the term for GM from a Czech RPG Draci Droupe. d20 - General RPG term(s), not a Den term. 1. A dN, where N is a number, denotes a die with that many sides...
by schpeelah
Sun Jan 24, 2016 2:23 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Webcomics
Replies: 229
Views: 104997

The Tick causes property damage via his superleaping. So does Allison Green. The Tick convinces himself that the good guys have saved the day even when they took so long that the laser carved parts of the moon; Allison convinces herself that there are no more supervillans when Menace surrenders. Sh...
by schpeelah
Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:26 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Comics Wank]What It Would Take To Get Me To Buy Marvel/DC
Replies: 260
Views: 43598

Calibre's reader can do cbrs, and I find SumatraPDF pretty decent.
by schpeelah
Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:04 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Paradox Buys White Wolf from CCP
Replies: 316
Views: 68024

Are the rest that bad? Because that one apparently says that in order to get Willpower you need to suffer from Randy Orton Syndrome Intermittent Explosive Disorder or ASPD. Do they all mandate that you be a total fucking asshole? Sloth only requires you to circumvent the need for work, but the rest...
by schpeelah
Mon Jan 04, 2016 8:53 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Evil but No Good
Replies: 128
Views: 17249

My definition: Law (Order) is believing the Leviathan is good, Chaos is believing it is bad. Law tends to crush Chaos, because it's actually organized , and Chaos just kind of whines and tries to convince people to become sovereign citizens. You'll find quite a lot of very organized and "lawfu...
by schpeelah
Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:09 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Spells for 3E Clerics of Mask?
Replies: 6
Views: 1568

As I recall from Frank 's experience, if ye don't take control of a Zombie Chimera for everyone to surprise-attack flying-archer people, ya'll gonna die. It's less about surprise attacking and more about the black dragon in the lake murdering you if you try to use a boat instead of flying over. Thr...
by schpeelah
Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:26 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why do "Retro" games sabotage themselves?
Replies: 107
Views: 16982

If you're fine with players never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever crafting items, then sure. But if they can buy items with the same resources they can spend to fucking roll on random charts, they are going to cast divination to find the one that already has the qualities they wan...
by schpeelah
Sat Dec 12, 2015 6:48 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why do "Retro" games sabotage themselves?
Replies: 107
Views: 16982

Don't heroes in these stories start out as high level as they are going to be and just get new items to further supplement them? I don't believe these people 'level up' in the sense that characters do in DnD. Stories where the protagonist starts as a total noob, with some old masters commenting on ...
by schpeelah
Sat Dec 12, 2015 4:22 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Why do "Retro" games sabotage themselves?
Replies: 107
Views: 16982

Heroes in most traditional stories "usually don't advance from zero to legendary blademaster over the course of multiple grand adventures the way RPG heroes do" because they usually don't have multiple grand adventures ! Of course. Heroes in traditional stories advance from zero to legend...
by schpeelah
Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:51 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: [OSSR]DSA 1st Edition Advanced Rules
Replies: 67
Views: 26022

evil elf chick Pardona The Apologizing Sorceress. DSA 1-3 called its classes (and its races that worked as classes) Heldentypen, which translates to hero types. Even today, player characters are as often as not adressed as heroes, in spite of there being tons of options to play as edgy anti-heroes ...