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by Maxus
Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:06 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: What books are you reading now?
Replies: 1259
Views: 205955

I found a collection of all of Howard's Solomon Kane stories. I'm actually liking these more than what Conan I read. Maybe because Solomon has a BIT more depth and maybe because the howling racism isn't quite so loud. It does make me wonder why they've never done a movie on this guy. Hell, a video g...
by Maxus
Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:58 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Quotes 2017
Replies: 67
Views: 24528

Kaelik wrote:
Grek wrote:Yes, because the problem with Milo is definitely that he's gay. And because gay people are all pedophiles. That's definitely the track you want to go with.
.... Did you miss the part where he defended pedophilia?
He didn't just defend it, he advocated for it.
by Maxus
Sat Feb 25, 2017 1:22 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 924526

Nioh get I did the beta. If you did it, too, you get a couple of helmets themed after the bosses of the beta missions For some reason, the actual game is a lot easier (we'll see if I say that upon reaching the Bat Bitch). But that might also have something to do with me figuring out something simple...
by Maxus
Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:27 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 628201

I get that I shouldn't swear at customers, but I'm not the kind of person who can just be insulted and silently take it without doing anything Then you're not the kind of person that can work retail successfully. The masses are asses. Game On, fbmf It is for this reason that I'm a janitor who start...
by Maxus
Fri Feb 10, 2017 4:52 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely rocked you.
Replies: 2920
Views: 521951

Well, anyone who wants, there's the Annotated Pratchett File. It cuts off at about Going Postal -but-, it's good for citing references and all: https://www.lspace.org/books/apf/index.html In other news, Tales of Berseria is now my favorite Tales game. My favorite JRPG. There is a scene that hits lik...
by Maxus
Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:19 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely rocked you.
Replies: 2920
Views: 521951

Any longtime lurker with a memory for small details might remember that I'm a big Discworld fan. I've read every one of a book except for the Science of Discworld series, which I could never lay hands on. I've been reading Discworld for nigh-on twenty years now. And it still gets me. One of the firs...
by Maxus
Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:44 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 924526

Mask_De_H wrote:Who wants digital dog rape?

Jokes about the development studio being named Cyanide I will leave to the reader.
Will the werewolves been killable by a gradeschool class?
by Maxus
Tue Jan 17, 2017 6:47 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Annoying Questions I'd Like Answered...
Replies: 6614
Views: 706864

Prak wrote: 14-25 hours a week delivering pizzas for minimum wage is not going to get me... anything. I think I'm even too broke for fucking refrigerator boxes in alleys.
Well, if I recall, you're in California, right?

Housing is a good deal less affordable there.
by Maxus
Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:05 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 992197

erik wrote:
Ancient History wrote:Image
I think AH was just hoping to catch someone who didn't know what an 8 track looked like.

:hehehe:
I have, in fact, had to explain VHS and what a VCR is to a ten-year-old cousin.
by Maxus
Wed Dec 28, 2016 4:12 am
Forum: In The Trenches
Topic: "Our Favorite Edition is 2nd Edition..."
Replies: 106
Views: 63741

I haven't read it. Christmas prep and stuff has kept me from reading up on a ton of threads I need to catch up on.
by Maxus
Tue Dec 27, 2016 5:12 am
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 924526

In preparation for the encroaching nuclear apocalypse, I picked up the Mad Max game on Steam. Not Fury Road, the one not based on any specific movie. (no, not REALLY in preparation) I'm actually kinda impressed. It reminds me of Shadows of Mordor in how the progression goes--at first you play extrem...
by Maxus
Fri Dec 23, 2016 2:39 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Review/Drinking Game: Warhams 40k 7Ed: Send Help
Replies: 713
Views: 196582

Stahlseele wrote:Jokaero?
Aren't they those librarians that tinker with ringsized lascannons and the such?
An army of that sounds fun. Like a barrel of monkeys.
Monkeys can't pick you up by your ankles and bang your head on the ground.

Or, in other words, "Eek!"
by Maxus
Fri Dec 23, 2016 2:11 pm
Forum: In My Humble Opinion...
Topic: Random CoC Heartbreaker BS Ruminations
Replies: 9
Views: 3586

AH, how would you then deal with the 'knowledge is dangerous' trope, if tomes become mere tools for the investigators? I think I agree with all your above points, but that is the first question that jumped into my mind because CoC - from my very limited perspective - loves to fap to the lure of kno...
by Maxus
Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:47 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 628201

On consideration, I don't care if Jim Butcher is a libertarian as long as it doesn't obviously come out in his writing. Sword of Truth, Dark Materials, Dragonlance, Left Behind, one might notice something those all have in common: They're preachy, and they suck. An author can use their ideology to i...
by Maxus
Tue Dec 20, 2016 6:39 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 992197

Spoiler'd for size. Dumbass confesses to doing inhalants, including huffing air horn gas (and complains of not being able to hear shit).
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by Maxus
Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:35 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: [Non-political] News that makes you Laugh/Cry/Both...
Replies: 3480
Views: 452599

Mask_De_H wrote:It also caught Zsa Zsa Gabor.
She was 99. I think we can forgive that one.
by Maxus
Sun Dec 18, 2016 8:46 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: NSFW News That Makes You Laugh/Cry/Hurl/etc.
Replies: 525
Views: 137957

Maj wrote:I do believe Chamomile was referring to the stereotype that it's difficult to tell how old an Asian woman is. I'm pretty sure the answer isn't a lack of toilets.
The meme/stereoptype in action:
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by Maxus
Sun Dec 18, 2016 1:44 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 992197

Ancient History wrote:My chemistry friends on twitter are cracking up over that design.
The dude sells them on Etsy, if they care enough. I knew enough chemistry to laugh at it.
by Maxus
Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:55 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.
Replies: 6320
Views: 992197

My sister's co-worker came up with this shirt. Which is becoming a thing.

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by Maxus
Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:35 pm
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: From the Depths of Wikipedia
Replies: 2956
Views: 416972

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/15442160_10154855663798885_9124137979240001320_n.jpg?oh=f0fbf1c5f6574853ecad008efc8b3537&oe=58B38D58 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_National_Antarctic_Expedition Unfortunately, it has been edited. Reminds me of the edit wars over Lo...
by Maxus
Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:45 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: It's Personal...
Replies: 4839
Views: 628201

hyzmarca wrote:
Ancient History wrote:Ryleigh -> R'lyeh

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn: "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming"
So, Ryleigh is the friend who lets deadbeat Cthulhu sleep on his couch..
R'lyeh is the city/island where Cthulhu sleeps/is bound.
by Maxus
Wed Dec 14, 2016 5:52 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Election 2016
Replies: 3238
Views: 342939

I think a lot of Republicans, especially Ryan, are waiting to see just how far they can manipulate Trump - who did make promises to do things they strongly oppose like never cut Social Security - before they decide what, ultimately, they are going to do.. Trump is easy to manipulate if you can flat...
by Maxus
Mon Dec 12, 2016 12:07 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: Moments when a piece of entertainment completely lost you.
Replies: 3789
Views: 492849

Another big problem with the Harry Potter setting is that we've never been given a measure of what "a wizard of great power is". Yeah, magic is the Potterverse, we're told, is a complicated and academic process, but in practice it always comes down to concentration, will, and intent. Dumb...
by Maxus
Fri Dec 09, 2016 7:29 pm
Forum: I Gave the Mouse a Cookie...
Topic: Video Games
Replies: 8270
Views: 924526

I got the Last Guardian for my birthday. THis game. This game is gorgeous. The puzzles can be awkward, but that's more because of the Shadow of Colossus controls/movement. You take a moment to start running and the general motion feels a little imprecise, like you're puppeting the character instead ...
by Maxus
Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:41 am
Forum: MPSIMS
Topic: What books are you reading now?
Replies: 1259
Views: 205955

Found a book recently released as a free PDF: A to Z of Cthulu mythos http://www.rollespilsakademiet.dk/mythos/mythosabc_english.pdf Funny that. I've been on a Lovecraft kick recently. I make no pretense of being a really perceptive or scholarly reader but... I keep noticing his longer works all fo...