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Bugger. I can fix that.

And hey, I never said this stuff would be good. Or sane.
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Eh, maybe it is bad, maybe it is good and i just don't like it . .
sane does not factor into these. if it's good or i like it, then i don't care about sane . . or most anything else, actually ^^
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Today on the Unpublishable, explore the American Guild of Occult Detectives: http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2011/0 ... tives.html
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Now on the Unpublishable, a brand new adult fantasy: The Goat-Towers of Ardit. http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2011/0 ... ardit.html
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I like the two latest (particularly the occult detectives). They both have good atmosphere, which IMO is the most important thing to establish with a short story.

..but do you proofread?
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If I have time, yes. But these are pretty much all first drafts.
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Blast from the past this week on the Unpublishable, Grey Irish, an adult science fiction snippet fiction epic: http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2011/0 ... irish.html
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Today on the Unpublishable is "An Arm & A Leg" - a weird fiction romance: http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2011/08/arm-leg.html
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That is a creepy story.
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Thanks, I think.
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"If you look back on human history, there has been progress. Sidesteps, slidebacks, but generally a progression of technology, of thought, of quality of life. We as a generation are guilty of looking backwards. We sift through the rubbish of the last hundred and fifty years, looking for the future we should have, the technologies that were ignored, pushed aside, buried and secreted away because the governments and religions of the time weren't ready for them. Maybe we still aren't ready for them, but the time has come to use them anyway."—Franz von Trollman, Futurist

Is this a reference to something Frank said, or just coincidence?
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I think it is a clever and totally original character concept!

On a less weird note, are you going to do the November National Novel Writing Month Thingy?
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Grek wrote:"If you look back on human history, there has been progress. Sidesteps, slidebacks, but generally a progression of technology, of thought, of quality of life. We as a generation are guilty of looking backwards. We sift through the rubbish of the last hundred and fifty years, looking for the future we should have, the technologies that were ignored, pushed aside, buried and secreted away because the governments and religions of the time weren't ready for them. Maybe we still aren't ready for them, but the time has come to use them anyway."—Franz von Trollman, Futurist

Is this a reference to something Frank said, or just coincidence?
It's nothing Frank has ever said, and no it's not a coincidence. I just felt like abusing his name a little bit.
On a less weird note, are you going to do the November National Novel Writing Month Thingy?
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Today on the Unpublishable, a piece of weird fiction I dare you to un-puzzle: Nothing Out. http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2011/0 ... g-out.html
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It's still Friday. This week on the Unpublishable is a modern adult story of a woman, "Tick Tits Boom." http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2011/0 ... -boom.html
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Today on The Unpublishable, something a little different: an adult one-act play, "The Wrong Porn." http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2011/0 ... -porn.html
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bwahahahahaa that last one is funny ^^
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Glad you liked it. For extra fun, try switching the gender of the actors.
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dude i don't know who is what in that, and i firmly intent on keeping it that way, thank you very much! ^^
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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That was hilarious.
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Danke.
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Today on the Unpublishable, a piece of financial fiction: Balancing the Book http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2011/0 ... -book.html
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Ancient History wrote:Today on the Unpublishable, a piece of financial fiction: Balancing the Book http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2011/0 ... -book.html
gaaah scary . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Huh?
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Imagine some corporations and government buraus actually working like that . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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