Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.

fectin · Post by **fectin** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:00 pm

some chain email wrote:

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, hehehehe

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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )

A:Depends how much you've been drinking.
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Q:I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )

A: What did your last slave die of?
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Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )

A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
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Q:Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK ) A:Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
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Q:Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
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Q:Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.
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Q:Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.
All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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Q:I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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Q:I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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Q:Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )

A: Only at Christmas.
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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:39 pm

Oldie but goodie.

angelfromanotherpin · Post by **angelfromanotherpin** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:24 am

Psychic Robot · Post by **Psychic Robot** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:26 am

did you find that on reddit

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:34 am

The blue background in the upper right of the image may suggest an origin on 4chan.

Psychic Robot · Post by **Psychic Robot** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:38 am

the fact that it involves memes may suggest an origin on 4chan

boom shaka laka

Maxus · Post by **Maxus** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:07 pm

Maxus · Post by **Maxus** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:07 pm

Hey, Koumei.

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:13 am

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:26 am

Psychic Robot wrote:the fact that it involves memes may suggest an origin on 4chan

boom shaka laka

Fair enough.

TOZ · Post by **TOZ** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:03 pm

Spoilered for size and nudity.

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:20 pm

Aww. She's cute!

Count Arioch the 28th · Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:31 am

I like the snakes.

Meikle641 · Post by **Meikle641** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:54 am

I'm amazed that the Medusa pic is still up. Photobucket keeps banning any pics of mine showing rear nudity without appeal. Then again, their enforcement is shit.

Also, the pic is cute as hell.

tzor · Post by **tzor** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:39 am

In that case, I'm saving a backup copy.

She has cute eyes too. They match the snakes.

TOZ · Post by **TOZ** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:13 pm

Maybe no one can report it since it is a private album. *shrugs* I just thought it was an awesome pic.

virgil · Post by **virgil** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:44 pm

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:49 pm

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:26 pm

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:41 am

Next time I print out Tome alignment write-ups for other people in my RPG group, this is going to have to show up somewhere.

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 3:00 am

Snapped yesterday while shopping: It's not an image macro, just an image, but it made me laugh.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:37 am

now I want to play civ... but if I start that up, I'm not going to bed till the sun comes up...

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:33 pm

That was one awesome facebook post. I'm tempted to set up something similar to do with WW1 or go even further back and do the war of independence.

Also, I would totally play this.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:36 pm

Damnit, I need to find Magic Set Editor again, now...

Edit:
You brought this about...

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:27 am

I recognize the episode that picture of Pinkie Pie comes from... Giovanni's only watched it at least three times a day every day for the past week and a half. And if you get yourself started talking like Apple Jack, you'll get stuck in it for a while.