Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:25 pm

"The moment was thus appropriate to think seriously about some curious regularities in DNA chemistry first first observed at Columbia by the Austrian-born biochemist Erwin Chargaff."

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:26 am

Mistborn · Post by **Mistborn** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:43 pm

Prak_Anima wrote:

"Committing the 'original sin'(...)"

(LaVey's sentence crafting sucks)

3e PHB "a hideous and unsetteling phantasmal vision to a specific creature that you name or otherwise specifically designate."

ummm, so that may be a bad sign or an awesome sign.

Bigode · Post by **Bigode** » Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:25 am

Avoraciopoctules wrote:

Jeremy Smith, a.k.a. half of DSP wrote:Jeremy: is this getting posted around somewhere? because we addressed it months ago when the cover for Psionics Expanded had to be changed to remove that graphic.
13 minutes
15:05 Jeremy: the Hidden Intentions cover was changed, the final cover was changed, we had a new graphic commissioned, we posted about it up on Facebook and our forums... so I'm curious as to why I've had this now from multiple sources just now.
as far as I can tell, the only place the file wasn't fixed as at the Paizo site for the subscription only (which is no longer available) - which I've gone ahead and fixed.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:37 am

Page 45 of the AD&D 2E Monsterous Manuel: The Cockatrice

2E Monsterous Manuel wrote:The cockatrice is an eerie, repulsive hybrid of lizard, cock, and bat.

As for the Musical about me life... same book, different page (257, to be precise):The Mongrelman.
(Specifically, their Habitat/Society section)

2E Monsterous Manuel wrote:Because of their appearance, mongrelmen are seldom welcome in any lawful or good society, and are usually enslaved or abused by evil or chaotic groups.

(it is worth noting that mongrelmen are listed as Lawful Neutral and are described as being really nice and polite)

Shit. This is what I get for having my brother's old 2E books lying around; 2nd Edition is ruining my life.

Although, it could be worse, I suppose. I could've gotten the prostitute encounter table from the 1E DM guide.

Maybe I should stop letting Tim Beach and Doug Stewart guide my life.

(speaking of which, Gary Gygax isn't listed in the special thanks section of the Monsterous Manual or the DM guide. I thought it was interesting...)

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:16 am

Prak_Anima wrote:

"Phenological correlations are useful in tree species identification."
(Remote Sensing and Image Interpretation, 6th edition, page 245)

Prak_Anima wrote:

"-difficult to recieve the signals when features such as trees and mountains obstruct the view of the horizon."

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Bigode wrote:
Avoraciopoctules wrote:

Jeremy Smith, a.k.a. half of DSP wrote:Jeremy: is this getting posted around somewhere? because we addressed it months ago when the cover for Psionics Expanded had to be changed to remove that graphic.
13 minutes
15:05 Jeremy: the Hidden Intentions cover was changed, the final cover was changed, we had a new graphic commissioned, we posted about it up on Facebook and our forums... so I'm curious as to why I've had this now from multiple sources just now.
as far as I can tell, the only place the file wasn't fixed as at the Paizo site for the subscription only (which is no longer available) - which I've gone ahead and fixed.

People will probably still be complaining months down the road. You can't do much about pdfs that have already been downloaded and possibly torrented. It's enough to make the matter laugh-worthy to me at least.

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:35 am

Warning: Political

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:19 pm

Prak_Anima wrote:

So, I decided to try my luck again with another masterpiece of 2nd Edition love. This time, the DM guide, specifically the bit detailing how to handle custom PC races.

2e DM Guide, Page 16 wrote: NPC REACTIONS: ... These reactions will make life more difficult for the player character, but they are the price the player pays for his unusual choice.

So, basically, I'm screwed on every level. Fuck.

I'm just gonna stop trying.

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:50 am

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:42 pm

CatharzGodfoot · Post by **CatharzGodfoot** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:03 pm

Stahlseele wrote:

Nice riff off of Mark Twain, but it seems a bit dated considering that 'txtspk' is currently used by millions.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:34 pm

nockermensch · Post by **nockermensch** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:47 am

CatharzGodfoot wrote:
Stahlseele wrote:
Nice riff off of Mark Twain, but it seems a bit dated considering that 'txtspk' is currently used by millions.

For some time now, social and cultural advances have been more acurately predicted by humorists, anyway. Mad Magazine predicted reality shows in what should be the 60's or 70's. I need to find that edition again.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:31 pm

AvengersxPokemon mashup

...You Lost Me · Post by **...You Lost Me** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:57 pm

I only recognize Ursaring in there. Not sure whether to be proud of myself or mournful.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:10 am

Half of them are from Gen5, so that's understandable if you haven't played it.

From left to right:
Nick Fury- Scraggy (this is the best part, I think)
Loki- Zoruark
Hulk- Shiny Ursaring (yep, shiny ursarings are actually green)
Thor- Raichu
Captain America- Braviary (the most obvious choice, though sadly it can't learn Fling)
Iron Man- Scizzor (Steel type scyther evo)
Hawkeye- Swellow
Black Widow- Meinshao

edit: As cool as the pic is, that lineup is actually kind of lack lustre, since there are a number of types it can't counter with a strong STAB move. Also the fact that three have a normal type means that three slots are essentially wasted...

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:43 am

The ultimate troll graphic (consider this your warning)

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:29 am

Josh_Kablack · Post by **Josh_Kablack** » Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:59 am

"Runaway Bestseller, Over 5 in print"

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:27 pm

Your cat is a serial killer

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:42 pm

Keep in mind though:
Cats are not our Pets DESPITE being ninjas who kill stuff dead, but BECAUSE they are ninjas who kill stuff dead.

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 8:48 am

So it turns out Obama didn't lose the first debate. He was merely...

...Biden his time.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:45 am

Ash VS. Skeletor

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Sun Oct 14, 2012 7:25 am

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Sun Oct 14, 2012 2:11 pm

Avoraciopoctules: Would happen to have that in a wallpaper res?