How many monster girls are there in D&D?
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radthemad4
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I am completely in agreement with both PoliteNewb and codeGlaze. The hot chick I boned was alter selfed or polymorphed and isn't usually one? Eh, not a problem. The hot chick I boned has been stalking me for really long and is some sort of sexual narcissist... Need... Brainbleach... Now
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Lago PARANOIA
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Fuck you, Darth Rabbit and radthemad4. It's not about the form-changing, it's about Elminister feeling anything in his groin besides a swift kick.
Sex feels good and that Mary Sue does not deserve to have any. He also doesn't deserve to have delicious alcoholic beverages, Mexican food, well-brewed coffee, a runner's high, the pleasure of a well-designed video game, or the feel of a cute domestic critter's fur between his fingers.
Sex feels good and that Mary Sue does not deserve to have any. He also doesn't deserve to have delicious alcoholic beverages, Mexican food, well-brewed coffee, a runner's high, the pleasure of a well-designed video game, or the feel of a cute domestic critter's fur between his fingers.
Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.
In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.
I'd say he's only fit to be shoved in a cage and poked with a wand of Shocking Grasp occasionally, but he might enjoy that, or grow to.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Oh, I don't want Elminster getting any (or for that matter, getting anything good), I just don't find the concept of him having secretly been everything my character's boned particularly terrifying, or even that unsettling.Lago PARANOIA wrote:Fuck you, Darth Rabbit and radthemad4. It's not about the form-changing, it's about Elminister feeling anything in his groin besides a swift kick.
Sex feels good and that Mary Sue does not deserve to have any. He also doesn't deserve to have delicious alcoholic beverages, Mexican food, well-brewed coffee, a runner's high, the pleasure of a well-designed video game, or the feel of a cute domestic critter's fur between his fingers.
Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
Elminster showed up in our current campaign, said he was going to claim credit for our slaying of the arc villain and tried to tell my character, the only male in the party, that he'd laid plains with the ladies that didn't include him.
He got put in a full nelson while my character cut him a few times and then kicked him in the balls.
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He got put in a full nelson while my character cut him a few times and then kicked him in the balls.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Lago PARANOIA
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This is why we killed you off in 4E, Mystra.Darth Rabbitt wrote: I just don't find the concept of him having secretly been everything my character's boned particularly terrifying, or even that unsettling.
Josh Kablack wrote:Your freedom to make rulings up on the fly is in direct conflict with my freedom to interact with an internally consistent narrative. Your freedom to run/play a game without needing to understand a complex rule system is in direct conflict with my freedom to play a character whose abilities and flaws function as I intended within that ruleset. Your freedom to add and change rules in the middle of the game is in direct conflict with my ability to understand that rules system before I decided whether or not to join your game.
In short, your entire post is dismissive of not merely my intelligence, but my agency. And I don't mean agency as a player within one of your games, I mean my agency as a person. You do not want me to be informed when I make the fundamental decisions of deciding whether to join your game or buying your rules system.
What the fuck did I just read.OgreBattle wrote:PoliteNewb wrote:And that brings us back to Elminster:Koumei wrote:I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that if you're a Wizard (you're a Wizard), there are ways around basically all problems.
http://www.tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=52 ... highlight=
As you get up to put on your boots of planar travel from the Balor Queen's bed you hear dry laughter behind you... dry old man laughter. Spinning around you see a wrinkly old wizard nude as day, his long white beard doing little to cover his modesty. As you stand there stunned, he takes a long drag of his pipe and speaks through an exhaled haze.
"Why the surprised look? It's not the first time we've shared a bed together. Yes, I was the balor 'queen' you took last night... and more... I was the solar princess whose aid you caim to, I was the dryad that lured you into the woods, I was the harpy, the lamia, the giantess, and even the sahaugin mutant! From the day you first took up the sword to today where you conquered the last bastion of hell, I was the one!!"
Roll for SAN loss.... except for Politenewb cuz he dont give a fuckPoliteNewb wrote: I'm sure some people are going to think I'm gross, but who gives a fuck? I don't care if the hot chick I am boning is secretly a wrinkly old man, as long as I don't have to deal with beards and old man balls. If things stay in "hot chick territory" for the duration of the naked timez, I don't care what he looks like when he goes home.
My definition of what is fun to have sex with depends entirely on present sensations. If you look and feel like a hot chick, I will probably be cool with sexing you. I don't care what you look and feel like most of the time; just the times when you and I are naked together. I don't care if you're Elminster, a mind flayer, whatever.
tl/dr: I am fine with getting a BJ from a convincing tranny.
Super Plot Twist: PC is actually a simulacrum of Elminster as a young man.
For a minute, I used to be "a guy" in the TTRPG "industry". Now I'm just a nobody. For the most part, it's a relief.
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hogarth wrote:As the good book saith, let he who is without boners cast the first stone.
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