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In related(ish) news, people have made sufficient advances in facial/expression recognition technology that a dating sim is being made that uses it.

Pretty sure MegaTokyo predicted that some ten years ago, back when Largo was still involved and it was funny.
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I'm not sure if this counts as political, but:
A news article titled "I’m making $21 an hour at McDonald’s. Why aren’t you?"
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Glen Britt former CEO of Time Warner Cable, loses his battle with carncer on the morning of June 11, 2014.

. http://stopthecap.com/2014/06/11/glenn- ... th-cancer/ .

in the case of any designer or management personnel i will always say i am glad they can no longer be in a position to fuck things up like they did before. but i prefer that to being kicked out of the field (like has happened to some TTRPG designers) over cancer.

tl;dr

glad he can't screw up telecommunications anymore with his bad ideas, sorry it was death that gives that outcome.
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Bitcoin is stupid and anyone who actually bet their savings on it is an idiot.
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darkmaster wrote:Tgdmb.moe, like the gaming den, but we all yell at eachother about wich lucky star character is the cutest.
Fuck you Haruhi is clearly the best moe anime, and we will argue about how Haruhi and Nagato are OP and um... that girl with blond hair? is for shitters.

If you like Lucky Star then I will explain in great detail why Lucky Star is the a shitty shitty anime for shitty shitty people, and how the characters have no interesting abilities at all, and everything is poorly designed especially the skill challenges.
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In my continuing effort to help the Invisible Hand steal all of Koumei's money:
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Sadly, they're $295 in Silver, and just more expensive from there.
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Are those... the sailor scout's circlets?
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darkmaster wrote:Tgdmb.moe, like the gaming den, but we all yell at eachother about wich lucky star character is the cutest.
Fuck you Haruhi is clearly the best moe anime, and we will argue about how Haruhi and Nagato are OP and um... that girl with blond hair? is for shitters.

If you like Lucky Star then I will explain in great detail why Lucky Star is the a shitty shitty anime for shitty shitty people, and how the characters have no interesting abilities at all, and everything is poorly designed especially the skill challenges.
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darkmaster wrote:Are those... the sailor scout's circlets?
They're the tiaras of the sailor soldiers, yes. And yeah, I saw that one, but they're a bit pricey. That said, I'm totally buying the Jupiter nail polish - I might even stop chewing my nails! (It worked back when I used Warhammer paints to paint fancy designs on them, but it's not really made for nails so it scratches/peels off within the day).

Also tempted to get a Sailor Saturn fuku-hoodie.
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Germany has beaten Portugal 4:0 . . what the hell? O.o
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Stahlseele wrote:Germany has beaten Portugal 4:0 . . what the hell? O.o
Comparable with what Netherlands did to Spain. And I'm seriously pissed at Iran and Nigeria for ruining the fun results.
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Stahlseele wrote:Germany has beaten Portugal 4:0 . . what the hell? O.o
I haven't been following anything other than the protests (and insane security measures. Protip: how about having a "no insane murderlands" rule for hosting?), have you gone against the Dutch? That's the Big Deal in international soccer, after all.

(Just don't tell Britain that.)
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no idea.
i am not really following soccer, but i wondered why there were fireworks going of sporadically yesterday.
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Koumei wrote:
Stahlseele wrote:Germany has beaten Portugal 4:0 . . what the hell? O.o
I haven't been following anything other than the protests (and insane security measures. Protip: how about having a "no insane murderlands" rule for hosting?)
I'm offended. Did you know 9 in each 10 murders in the world happen outside my country? What's more dangerous now? Brazil or the rest of the planet?

EDIT: I work at a very central part of Rio's city center, about 2-3 blocks away from several hotels and some tourist traps scenic spots. I think I saw more gringos than natives on the way from the subway to the work today. It just confirmed that while I can write/read English very good, I can't hear it for shit. I need to practice more.
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Tgdmb.moe, like the gaming den, but we all yell at eachother about wich lucky star character is the cutest.
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darkmaster wrote:Tgdmb.moe, like the gaming den, but we all yell at eachother about wich lucky star character is the cutest.
Fuck you Haruhi is clearly the best moe anime, and we will argue about how Haruhi and Nagato are OP and um... that girl with blond hair? is for shitters.

If you like Lucky Star then I will explain in great detail why Lucky Star is the a shitty shitty anime for shitty shitty people, and how the characters have no interesting abilities at all, and everything is poorly designed especially the skill challenges.
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darkmaster wrote:Tgdmb.moe, like the gaming den, but we all yell at eachother about wich lucky star character is the cutest.
Fuck you Haruhi is clearly the best moe anime, and we will argue about how Haruhi and Nagato are OP and um... that girl with blond hair? is for shitters.

If you like Lucky Star then I will explain in great detail why Lucky Star is the a shitty shitty anime for shitty shitty people, and how the characters have no interesting abilities at all, and everything is poorly designed especially the skill challenges.
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That is my sig now.
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darkmaster wrote:Tgdmb.moe, like the gaming den, but we all yell at eachother about wich lucky star character is the cutest.
Fuck you Haruhi is clearly the best moe anime, and we will argue about how Haruhi and Nagato are OP and um... that girl with blond hair? is for shitters.

If you like Lucky Star then I will explain in great detail why Lucky Star is the a shitty shitty anime for shitty shitty people, and how the characters have no interesting abilities at all, and everything is poorly designed especially the skill challenges.
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darkmaster wrote:That is my sig now.
Is it a bad sign that literally the first thing I did was make 3e and 4e D&D edition war and 3e fighter thread statements about whatever new subject is brought up?
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You were trying to make a joke about the den, and that's about 70% of what goes on here, so, I don't think so.
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darkmaster wrote:Tgdmb.moe, like the gaming den, but we all yell at eachother about wich lucky star character is the cutest.
Fuck you Haruhi is clearly the best moe anime, and we will argue about how Haruhi and Nagato are OP and um... that girl with blond hair? is for shitters.

If you like Lucky Star then I will explain in great detail why Lucky Star is the a shitty shitty anime for shitty shitty people, and how the characters have no interesting abilities at all, and everything is poorly designed especially the skill challenges.
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Kaelik-Chan, stop being TsunTsun!
Also, best Character from Lucky Star is Konata.
The rest is pretty meh.
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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As if. Kuroi sensei is way better.
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http://www.clarionledger.com/story/opin ... /11372137/

Ann Coulter defies description. I couldn't write something this inflammatory and fucktarded if I tried.

"Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay."

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Ancient History wrote:"Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay."
To be fair, soccer and rioting go hand in hand - they're basically two different phases of the same sport.
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Just more of the usual "stop liking the things I don't like". It's gay, don't you know. Like girls who play with boys like I was always afraid to: says Anne Coulter. Conservatives being the adult form of scared children. /notarealqoute.
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Please tell me Coulter is a parodist, or failing that a cynic telling people things they want to hear in order to get them to pay her. Nobody could be stupid enough to genuinely believe everything she says, right? Right?
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