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In related(ish) news, people have made sufficient advances in facial/expression recognition technology that a dating sim is being made that uses it.
Pretty sure MegaTokyo predicted that some ten years ago, back when Largo was still involved and it was funny.
Pretty sure MegaTokyo predicted that some ten years ago, back when Largo was still involved and it was funny.
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I'm not sure if this counts as political, but:
A news article titled "I’m making $21 an hour at McDonald’s. Why aren’t you?"
A news article titled "I’m making $21 an hour at McDonald’s. Why aren’t you?"
Glen Britt former CEO of Time Warner Cable, loses his battle with carncer on the morning of June 11, 2014.
. http://stopthecap.com/2014/06/11/glenn- ... th-cancer/ .
in the case of any designer or management personnel i will always say i am glad they can no longer be in a position to fuck things up like they did before. but i prefer that to being kicked out of the field (like has happened to some TTRPG designers) over cancer.
tl;dr
glad he can't screw up telecommunications anymore with his bad ideas, sorry it was death that gives that outcome.
. http://stopthecap.com/2014/06/11/glenn- ... th-cancer/ .
in the case of any designer or management personnel i will always say i am glad they can no longer be in a position to fuck things up like they did before. but i prefer that to being kicked out of the field (like has happened to some TTRPG designers) over cancer.
tl;dr
glad he can't screw up telecommunications anymore with his bad ideas, sorry it was death that gives that outcome.
Play the game, not the rules.
good read (Note to self Maxus sucks a barrel of cocks.)
Swordslinger wrote:Or fuck it... I'm just going to get weapon specialization in my cock and whip people to death with it. Given all the enemies are total pussies, it seems like the appropriate thing to do.
Lewis Black wrote:If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Bitcoin is stupid and anyone who actually bet their savings on it is an idiot.
Kaelik wrote:Fuck you Haruhi is clearly the best moe anime, and we will argue about how Haruhi and Nagato are OP and um... that girl with blond hair? is for shitters.darkmaster wrote:Tgdmb.moe, like the gaming den, but we all yell at eachother about wich lucky star character is the cutest.
If you like Lucky Star then I will explain in great detail why Lucky Star is the a shitty shitty anime for shitty shitty people, and how the characters have no interesting abilities at all, and everything is poorly designed especially the skill challenges.
In my continuing effort to help the Invisible Hand steal all of Koumei's money:
Sadly, they're $295 in Silver, and just more expensive from there.
Sadly, they're $295 in Silver, and just more expensive from there.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Are those... the sailor scout's circlets?
Kaelik wrote:Fuck you Haruhi is clearly the best moe anime, and we will argue about how Haruhi and Nagato are OP and um... that girl with blond hair? is for shitters.darkmaster wrote:Tgdmb.moe, like the gaming den, but we all yell at eachother about wich lucky star character is the cutest.
If you like Lucky Star then I will explain in great detail why Lucky Star is the a shitty shitty anime for shitty shitty people, and how the characters have no interesting abilities at all, and everything is poorly designed especially the skill challenges.
They're the tiaras of the sailor soldiers, yes. And yeah, I saw that one, but they're a bit pricey. That said, I'm totally buying the Jupiter nail polish - I might even stop chewing my nails! (It worked back when I used Warhammer paints to paint fancy designs on them, but it's not really made for nails so it scratches/peels off within the day).darkmaster wrote:Are those... the sailor scout's circlets?
Also tempted to get a Sailor Saturn fuku-hoodie.
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Germany has beaten Portugal 4:0 . . what the hell? O.o
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Comparable with what Netherlands did to Spain. And I'm seriously pissed at Iran and Nigeria for ruining the fun results.Stahlseele wrote:Germany has beaten Portugal 4:0 . . what the hell? O.o
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I haven't been following anything other than the protests (and insane security measures. Protip: how about having a "no insane murderlands" rule for hosting?), have you gone against the Dutch? That's the Big Deal in international soccer, after all.Stahlseele wrote:Germany has beaten Portugal 4:0 . . what the hell? O.o
(Just don't tell Britain that.)
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no idea.
i am not really following soccer, but i wondered why there were fireworks going of sporadically yesterday.
i am not really following soccer, but i wondered why there were fireworks going of sporadically yesterday.
Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I'm offended. Did you know 9 in each 10 murders in the world happen outside my country? What's more dangerous now? Brazil or the rest of the planet?Koumei wrote:I haven't been following anything other than the protests (and insane security measures. Protip: how about having a "no insane murderlands" rule for hosting?)Stahlseele wrote:Germany has beaten Portugal 4:0 . . what the hell? O.o
EDIT: I work at a very central part of Rio's city center, about 2-3 blocks away from several hotels and some tourist traps scenic spots. I think I saw more gringos than natives on the way from the subway to the work today. It just confirmed that while I can write/read English very good, I can't hear it for shit. I need to practice more.
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Koumei wrote:After all, in Firefox you keep tabs in your browser, but in SovietPutin's Russia, browser keeps tabs on you.
Mord wrote:Chromatic Wolves are massively under-CRed. Its "Dood to stone" spell-like is a TPK waiting to happen if you run into it before anyone in the party has Dance of Sack or Shield of Farts.
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Tgdmb.moe, like the gaming den, but we all yell at eachother about wich lucky star character is the cutest.
Kaelik wrote:Fuck you Haruhi is clearly the best moe anime, and we will argue about how Haruhi and Nagato are OP and um... that girl with blond hair? is for shitters.darkmaster wrote:Tgdmb.moe, like the gaming den, but we all yell at eachother about wich lucky star character is the cutest.
If you like Lucky Star then I will explain in great detail why Lucky Star is the a shitty shitty anime for shitty shitty people, and how the characters have no interesting abilities at all, and everything is poorly designed especially the skill challenges.
Fuck you Haruhi is clearly the best moe anime, and we will argue about how Haruhi and Nagato are OP and um... that girl with blond hair? is for shitters.darkmaster wrote:Tgdmb.moe, like the gaming den, but we all yell at eachother about wich lucky star character is the cutest.
If you like Lucky Star then I will explain in great detail why Lucky Star is the a shitty shitty anime for shitty shitty people, and how the characters have no interesting abilities at all, and everything is poorly designed especially the skill challenges.
The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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That is my sig now.
Kaelik wrote:Fuck you Haruhi is clearly the best moe anime, and we will argue about how Haruhi and Nagato are OP and um... that girl with blond hair? is for shitters.darkmaster wrote:Tgdmb.moe, like the gaming den, but we all yell at eachother about wich lucky star character is the cutest.
If you like Lucky Star then I will explain in great detail why Lucky Star is the a shitty shitty anime for shitty shitty people, and how the characters have no interesting abilities at all, and everything is poorly designed especially the skill challenges.
Is it a bad sign that literally the first thing I did was make 3e and 4e D&D edition war and 3e fighter thread statements about whatever new subject is brought up?darkmaster wrote:That is my sig now.
The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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You were trying to make a joke about the den, and that's about 70% of what goes on here, so, I don't think so.
Kaelik wrote:Fuck you Haruhi is clearly the best moe anime, and we will argue about how Haruhi and Nagato are OP and um... that girl with blond hair? is for shitters.darkmaster wrote:Tgdmb.moe, like the gaming den, but we all yell at eachother about wich lucky star character is the cutest.
If you like Lucky Star then I will explain in great detail why Lucky Star is the a shitty shitty anime for shitty shitty people, and how the characters have no interesting abilities at all, and everything is poorly designed especially the skill challenges.
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Kaelik-Chan, stop being TsunTsun!
Also, best Character from Lucky Star is Konata.
The rest is pretty meh.
Also, best Character from Lucky Star is Konata.
The rest is pretty meh.
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
As if. Kuroi sensei is way better.
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Ann Coulter defies description. I couldn't write something this inflammatory and fucktarded if I tried.
"Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay."
"No serious sport is co-ed, even at the kindergarten level."
Ann Coulter defies description. I couldn't write something this inflammatory and fucktarded if I tried.
"Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay."
"No serious sport is co-ed, even at the kindergarten level."
To be fair, soccer and rioting go hand in hand - they're basically two different phases of the same sport.Ancient History wrote:"Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay."
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
Just more of the usual "stop liking the things I don't like". It's gay, don't you know. Like girls who play with boys like I was always afraid to: says Anne Coulter. Conservatives being the adult form of scared children. /notarealqoute.
PC, SJW, anti-fascist, not being a dick, or working on it, he/him.